Sunday, August 15th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Joe Jonas (21)
Natasha Henstridge (36)
Ben Affleck (38)
Anthony Anderson (40)
Cris Judd (41)
Debra Messing (42)
Lady Miss Kier (47)
Tom Colicchio (48)
Princess Anne (60)
Phyllis Smith (61)
Linda Ellerbee (66)
Jim Dale (75)
Mike Connors (85)

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Joe Jonas looks like what he actually is. A douche. He looks like what everyone over the age of sixteen knows exactly what he is. Whatever. And that picture is trying way too fucking hard.

I like Ben Affleck. He seems like a cool guy in interviews. Happy birthday to him.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

gucci's picture

damn ben affleck is hittin 40 already?

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literarylioness's picture

I love me some Chef Tom! He is so sexxy! Happy birthday Chef Tom!

megank's picture

Joe Jonas was on Hot in Cleveland last week and I thought he looked hot. He just needs to shave and cut his hair. I never thought I would think he was hot.

Soultonic's picture

Joe Jonas is finally old enough to hit the gay bars in West Hollywood!!!! Woo Hoo!!! Take out the rainbow flag and waive it around!!!!

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Texrocks's picture

Oh I see two of JLo's exes have birthdays today. Wasn't there some other chick recently that dated/married two guys with the same birthday?

HB Lady Miss Kier and HRH Princess Anne.

Dj Tenn.'s picture

Debra Messing is not the only C. U. N.ext T.uesday
on todays birthday list...
TRUST. BiPolar violent bitch is being waaay too kind for the other..

DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.

Dog's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANTHONY ANDERSON, YOU BIG TEDDY BEAR!

Damn NBC for canceling Law & Order!

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 8:32am.
My cherry got popped on a 15th of August.
HB to years of sluttiness!
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That is the funniest "unholy behavior on a holy day" line I've ever heard.Combined with your screen name,it's priceles. Bravo!
Bitte,wie sagt mann auf deustch,"You wild thing"?

SoulTaker's picture

Oh god, in 8th grade I developed the most intense crush on Jim Dale after seeing "Hot Lead and Cold Feet" (and I have the pages of mushy, gushy, adolescent diary entries to prove it! LOL) He was great in Pete's Dragon, too. (sorry to say I've mostly only seen his work in kids films though I'm aware his talent goes MUCH further than just that..)

Anyway I recently stumbled across HL&CF on tv and, almost 30 years later, I still understand my crushing on JD all those years ago.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. DALE!!!!!

Joe Jonas was born in the town I live in (Casa Grande, AZ)and I always found him cute but as of this last year he seems so boring. Yawn.

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JD1985's picture

Debra Messing is Cunty McCunterson...fuck her no happy birthday for her but a VERY Happy Birthday to Mike Connors and hell since I'm in a good mood Happy Birthday to Tom Colicchio who's douchiness I occassionally appreciate on TC and happy birthday to a respectable gold digger Chris Judd.

boyhowdy's picture

Happy Birthday Lady Miss Kier, groove IS in the heart!

Gaza Strip's picture

"Celebrities" these days, are clueless. Self-absorbed assholes.

I work in the industry, and the behavior is mind-boggling.

This example is a bit old, but.....Brendan Fraser is a DICK. For the entire film I worked on, he never left his trailer, and bitched about his food. Total douche. A co-star was an older ACADEMY AWARD-WINNER, and couldn't have been more charming. Plopped right down between the Teamsters and grips for meals, and told us great stories. CLASS ACT, this "old-timer" was. Secretly glad, that Fraser is now a floundering has-been, sometimes fatso. Oh, and,one of the PA's pissed in his espresso back then. AWESOME.

Debbie Messing indeed is vastly overrated as an actress and as a human being. Hell, she's not even that good looking -- face or figure.

I am not surprised to read that she is a diva or cunt. All that will catch up to her one day.

Aerialgreen's picture

Aaaah, look at you Joe-sephine, such a big woman, you've come along way young lady, haven't you?... now, go on, go cock cruise in the bar scene! *tear* time goes fast!

TexnDoc's picture

I love the scene in South Park where all the little toddler girls are saying how cool Joe is for wearing a purity ring and they all have theirs and he walks in the room and after a long moment of stunned silence all their little mouths open *pop*, blow-job ready.

mike's picture

Happy B-day, too, to Matt Johnson of The The:

"The Beat(en) Generation"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isUCQIvOplA

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Jester on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 9:14am.
That helmet is FIERCE! I want one.
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decapitate R2D2 and your wish comes true!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

TwatsThat's picture

HB to Lady Miss Keir, Deee-Lite was always a favorite of mine and she's a truly trippy beyotch.

I'd do Joe Jonas, and definitely Daddy Tom Colicchio. And yes, even Ben Affleck. He looks like every late 30s, drunk married man who has ended up with his dick in my mouth.

Debra Cunting is painfully overrated. I used to watch W&G and I swear it should have been renamed "Three Funny People and One Annoying Whore."

Jester's picture

That helmet is FIERCE! I want one.

Gaza Strip's picture

And I would've hit Mike Connors in his "Mannix" days. "Mannix" - hmmmm, great name for a gay bar......

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Debra Messing is a(yes i'm gonna use it!) cunt.. fuck her, and her birthday

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Gaza Strip's picture

Jonas was kinda hot in "Cleveland" - hope his bush matches those eyebrows.

Messing IS a cunt. A friend worked a CHARITY event/special screening for one of her films, at a department store. She was apparently offered ONE free pair of designer "pumps" to attend, but when arriving...she marched straight into the dressing room, and demanded SEVERAL pairs, before showing her fake mop hair in public.

Chef TC - I'D HIT IT.

Snarkley's picture

Wow, how popular would HE have been at studio 54?

Pamela's picture

Ben Affleck yummmm Id still do him even if he really is doing that Blake whats her head chick!

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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Pamela's picture

I bet Joe Jonas gives a mean blowie!

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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

thegoodlife's picture

HB to Ben (one of my first celeb crushes).

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I'm too high
But I ain't left the ground"-Stevie Wonder

Hekki's picture

That photo is genius. Happy birthday, sluts!

ETA: Except Debra Messing who is, apparently, a real nasty cunt and probably "Coke Mom".

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

happy b-day, Natasha Henstridge!!!... sexiest alien ever!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

fatgurrl's picture

HAHAHAHA! Joe gots helmet head!

Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?

Green Is Good's picture

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 8:34am.

Am I right to think that two of the three Jonas Brothers are trick-able?

With a ratio like that, I'd even let them throw in the third as a consolation prize.

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Sadly, I think your right. *Skulks off shamefacedly*

Green Is Good's picture

Happy Birthday Jim Dale! Grammy Award winner, award winning star of the Broadway musical "Barnum" (LOVED IT!), all around ridiculously talented actor. *kisses*

After I saw him in Barnum, I have had an unending crush on him. Still do.

Vern's picture

is that a tin foil hat?

"Hail NO!" MK as god

TheBreakdown's picture

Am I right to think that two of the three Jonas Brothers are trick-able?

With a ratio like that, I'd even let them throw in the third as a consolation prize.

Debra Messing is SO over-rated.

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Mother Superior's picture

My cherry got popped on a 15th of August.
HB to years of sluttiness!

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Joe is a beautiful homosexual!

Are there any nude photos?