Oh Yes She Did
Fox reportedly closed their legs to JLo when she showed her true diva bitch colors by demanding all sorts of ridiculous shit during her negotiations for a judge's spot on American Idol. So how did JLo respond to the rumor? Okay, this isn't a DIRECT response, but I'm still going to take it as one. JLo Tweeted the above picture of her diamonds with the caption:
"Hmmm... what should I wear today?"
Well played, JLo. I'm kind of surprised that this didn't come from Naomi Campbell right after she testified about the blood diamonds. Seriously, Naomi is probably forcing her assistant to call AT&T to order her a new Blackberry while she's breaking her current one over his head for not coming up with this Tweet!
And there's a good chance JLo will Tweet this picture again in a couple of years with the question: "Hmm....which one should I auction off first since no one is hiring my diva ass?"
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if not for this bullshit mention I wouldn't have had the pleasure of seeing her fucktard twit page....all those idiots promoting their bullshit wares on her idiot page. Who are the losers who are into this shit?
JLow is not even interesting enough to be called a cunt....she never had anything and has been lucky to get what she has gotten so far. She needs to go away and never show her fugly phoney narcissistic boring ass face again. We've been punished enough.
If those are rhinestones, they're tacky. And if they're diamonds, they're ridiculous.
Looks like the display case at The Salvation Army.
LOL, does JLo buy her diamonds at the beauty supply store? That shit looks like it came off the clearance rack at Claires. It reminds of the cheap cubic zirconia jewelry sixteen year olds wear to their prom.
JLo is so low class, and will always be "new money".
those look like the rhinestones i wore at prom in '89!
snap! :-)
Is that all she's got? Most of it looks like it came from Casual Corner (is it still even around?) She is a delusional idiot and this is going to be the best fall from grace ever. I am going to make my popcorn now.
Btw, I love the scruffy countertop and the plastic cup, that's always what I keep my jewellry (fake or not) next to.
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
We don't care about the rocks that you got, bitch. Money can't buy you class.
But just her considering the job means she has no career left. Why ruin a good primetime gig seen by millions every week just so to be a bitch?
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I love to see this bitch trying to pass for Elizabeth Taylor. She wishes, but it's not going to fly. Her career is over.
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That fine white chalice in the corner is from Ikea; I know because I have a set of my own. Like like a diva ass for only $10.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 9:44pm.
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I do hate Jlo and she is a total bitch but I have to say, the interview read very refreshing (considering it is 12 yrs old) and at least different than the same crap shit you get these days.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 9:44pm.
lol, TexnDoc's Madonna/JLo/Versace story reminded me of JLo's 1998 Movieline interview where she said she was the best of the up and coming actresses and shanked a bunch of bitches in the interview. She said Cameron Diaz was a model who got lucky and should have done more with the opportunities given to her (pre-There's Something About Mary), and she couldn't think of one thing Gwyneth Paltrow had been in and the only reason she was hot was because she was dating Brad Pitt (pre-Shakespeare in Love), and she (JLo) was the only person who could successfully cross over from singing to acting because Madonna couldn't act and that Salma Hayek lied about getting offered Selena first that it was sad she had to lie to get attention and she couldn't figure out why H'wood fawned over Winona because she didn't know one person who liked her. Funny how with the exception of Winona, all those other hos have a better career than she does now. Hope they fart in her direction whenever they run into her now.
Someone scanned it here.....
http://beautiful962.yuku.com/topic/3206/t/Movieline-1998.html
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I heard about that! A friend who was really into J.Lo (pre Gigli) told me about that article. She was obsessed with her, and thought she was the most talented at everything. Every time something goes wrong with J.Lo I think of this quote. Ahhh, life is good...
Jlo is such a stupid ho. First of all, you are so 2001, so fuck off. She can't get arrested in Hollywood anymore she is forced to be a reality show judge? Right....
Second of all. That shit looks like she bought it of QVC (do you have that in the States?). Anyway, the TV channels that sell the diamonique shit.
JLo is the Naomi Campbell of... er... acti.. no.. sing... no.. eh being famous.
I hate it when celebs shove their wealth in people's faces like that. Especially when they claim they're humble and say they are "embarrassed" that they have so much (Beyonce, who like about a year ago told a magazine that she has an apartment in NY that she uses as a closet, and that she gets so many free and very expensive purses that she never uses.
Anyway, I hate J.Lo and am glad that her star has fallen considerably. YAY!
Jeez... this stupid cunt is as arrogantly delusional as fishsticks paltrow. Neither of them believe that there are actually people out there struggling to survive. I really hate glamour pants bitches like them; they're pitiful excuses for human beings.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
So, was it announced on the 11th (when MK posted it) that she Diva'd herself out of the job?
I ask because of the EXIF data, taken from the Twatter pic:
Date Time: 2010:08:06 19:24:55
Make: Research In Motion
Model: BlackBerry 9700
Taken on the 6th at 7:24pm. So this snooty bitch has nothing better do on on a Friday night than to entertain herself by taking pictures of her fakeass jooree on her brokeass table?!
FAIL x2!
Hmmmm...Which one will she turn into her first jewelry knock-off and wear for her QVC debut?
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"And there's a good chance JLo will Tweet this picture again in a couple of years with the question: 'Hmm....which one should I auction off first since no one is hiring my diva ass?'"
lol, TexnDoc's Madonna/JLo/Versace story reminded me of JLo's 1998 Movieline interview where she said she was the best of the up and coming actresses and shanked a bunch of bitches in the interview. She said Cameron Diaz was a model who got lucky and should have done more with the opportunities given to her (pre-There's Something About Mary), and she couldn't think of one thing Gwyneth Paltrow had been in and the only reason she was hot was because she was dating Brad Pitt (pre-Shakespeare in Love), and she (JLo) was the only person who could successfully cross over from singing to acting because Madonna couldn't act and that Salma Hayek lied about getting offered Selena first that it was sad she had to lie to get attention and she couldn't figure out why H'wood fawned over Winona because she didn't know one person who liked her. Funny how with the exception of Winona, all those other hos have a better career than she does now. Hope they fart in her direction whenever they run into her now.
Someone scanned it here.....
http://beautiful962.yuku.com/topic/3206/t/Movieline-1998.html
is this what she wears when she visits a homeless shelter for kids?
J-Lo-Class
Submitted by BBGemini on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 8:19pm.
SERIOUSLY!!!! Lol, antibitch that's exactly what I was thinking. This room looks like a total dump. The counter is banged up fierce, that heart shaped coin purse isn't exactly amazing, and there's a cheap ass bar stool at the counter. WTF?
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Looks like someone should have skimped a little on the mink blankets and cashmere onesies and just spent a little more on herself. And no white candles? Oh the humanity.
@BBGemini,
I know, right? I think it looks like a garage or workshop. I think she was hiding her stash in there because she has too much to hide in a coffee can or a bag of frozen vegetables like they do FROM THE BLOCK.
You can't take the ghetto out of the girl. Who keeps their gems in a broke down box?
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SERIOUSLY!!!! Lol, antibitch that's exactly what I was thinking. This room looks like a total dump. The counter is banged up fierce, that heart shaped coin purse isn't exactly amazing, and there's a cheap ass bar stool at the counter. WTF?
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Submitted by antibitch on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 7:06pm.
Tacky jewelry, feathered hat, cheap cup... all that's missing is the Avon free samples and it would be just like playing dress up at Grandma's.
Did she get these from Charles Taylor? The Hague calls J.Lo to the stand!
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 8:15pm.
what's in the cup?
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chocolate milk.. goes straight to the ass
it's a good thing I was never fooled by the rocks that she's got...
what's in the cup?
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 2:47pm.
bitch, cunt, whore, slut, fuckers and fucking are mandatory to write if you comment on dlist. Did you not get your booklet???
If that hand set .0140 pts. per stone trash had any value, it would be vaulted in a safe at a big banking institution that had the insurance to store such gems. That shit is so Zales, prolly not worth much if it is kept at home all loose and tangled in a cheap ass Home Depot wall safe. I have friends whose grandmothers keep all their family heirlooms that get lent out for weddings in lambwools purple felt jewelers bags at the bank safe deposit box. They would never keep anything meaningful stored like Kohls Clearance shit.
Spicedong, whenever i see your posts, I just stare at the schlong and his sucker, and how it eerily reminds me of Tommy Ross (the hot frizzy haired blonde) from Carrie!
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so ghetto
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
JHo has jumped on a lot of celebrity dick for that jewelry, the Wayans bros, Wesley Snipes, Diddy, Oliver Stone, Tommy Mottola, Ben Affleck. Perhaps her next career move should be "high class" call girl. I mean, that's her REAL talent.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Tacky jewelry, feathered hat, cheap cup... all that's missing is the Avon free samples and it would be just like playing dress up at Grandma's.
That cup needs to be the next Hot Slut. Seriously. It's a perfect metaphor.
It boggles my mind how people can have so much money and so little taste. Her jewelry is all ostentatious, gaudy,and....just EW. Whatever happened to classic diamond studs, for God sakes?!
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
My hatred for her knows no bounds,but she has truly outdone herself in cuntery with that pic. People are struggling to pay mortgages, health insurance, daycare, etc, and you have the cojones to post a pic of jewelry that costs more than I will ever see in my lifetime.
Here's your taco flavored kiss, bitch.*moons jlo*
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Jlo's stash looks like a buttom drawer of navel rings and prestige cubic zirconia earrings u find in a Dollar Store
Who is this bitch kidding? I bet its her maids room or something... that dollar store plastic cup thingy and that feather toilet cushion doesnt scream Jlo to me
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Excuse moi but I am on a date with my dildo friend
in Mexico, "naco" means tacky and low class, which JLO is to a T....so that is probably the meaning they were going for whoever left that comment for JLO on her TWAT-er.
Too bad I got late to this JLO-bashing party because the comments here are hilarious!
I can't stop laughing my ass off.
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she uses that feather to tickle Skeletor's no-no.
Ewwww
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JLo has twitter?
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
What is with all these so-called fucktard celebrities flaunting they money, material possessions, and expensive way of life in the world's face during a recession?
Swines! All of them swines! The world should boycott any and everything the pigs produce, promote or associate themselves with.
J-Ho, Kankles KarTRASHian, PieceOfShit Hilton, etc. May they be dammed in hell.
i expected a more pristine boudoir from Jlo...not that mess of fake junk on a countertop.
I love that people have been telling her off on her page.
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To the person who said the jewlery looked like Home Shopping Network Trash. You are righT!!
You know this is trick is bad cuz she makes you guys hilarious LOL!
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 5:53pm.
I perhaps most impressed with that fine porcelain chalice in the far left corner. Where does she find these treasures?
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LOL! That's what I said. But not nearly as well. LOL!
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LoL someone else wrote:
"Wow....real classy. Good to know wealth is still alive and well. What a relief..."