George Michael Charged With Possession Of The Good Shit
The Stoned Tongueler of Britain George Michael found himself in his second home, a pair of handcuffs, last month after his Range Rover crashed into a Snappy Snaps photo store in London. The police didn't charge George with anything until now. George will have to appear in front of the fancy-named Highbury Corner Magistrates Court on August 24th to answer to the charges of driving while unfit through drink or drugs and possession of cannabis.
George must be toking (typo and it stays right where it is) night classes at Pete Doherty's School of Reason, because he keeps getting caught with weed in his pockets. It's pretty simple. Just smoke that shit at home and whistle for a cab to take you around to pick up tricks. The cab driver won't mind. When the cabbie asks why the hustler is telling you it's 50 for a lay, just explain that he's a friend of the family who has schizophrenia and forgets who he is sometimes. You have to play along to get him into the car. That's what normal people do. DUH!
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Love the parodies! Weird Al will be jealous.
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I think he is sick. He has not looked well for many years. JMHO
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Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:49pm.
@Dog I know I rolled my eyes as soon as I saw it. Of course they immediatly go after what you said and go right over what everyone else said.
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Oh yeah let's fight the internet! Maybe lose the persecution complex and go out and take a break from the PC dear.
i love george michael but he's too damn old to be doing shit like this. GROW UP GEORGY!
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HAHAHAHA @ going to court because of weed..oh America..lol.
And driving after smoking weed will do nothing but cause a big line up at the Mc drive thru.
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For your health.
Submitted by Dolly_D on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:28pm.
Wake me up, before I get stoned.
Cuz, I'm looking for a way to get boned.
Wake me, up before I get stoned
Take me driving tonite
I wanna hit that highhhhhhhhhh
yeah yeah yeah
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haha! I did that too!
Well, I guess it would be nice
If I could smoke a bong now
And maybe take an Ambien
And then go out for a drive!
O - and maybe I would think twice
If I gave half a shit today
But I got plenty games to play
To see who ends up alive!
O but I
Need a drink first
And then coke line
Just to get my feet up
On the floor!
O baby I dig those handcuffs
Police are so fine
And I'll get a prison rim job
While I wait for somethin' more
Cuz I gotta have faith
I gotta have faith, faith faith!
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
The last time my boyfriend took a cab to go pick up weed, the cabbie clocked him in a quick minute and said he didn't have to pay his fare if he scored some for the cabbie too.
Symbiosis in action right there.
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It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious
If he's going to smoke stay off the road!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:40pm.
Really? IMO, GM has a fantastic voice, esp. compared to lots of those who call themselves singers...he still does (at least he did when I saw him a couple of years ago). BUT, he's fucked in the head, yes.
Geez...I remember how good-looking he was during the Wham! and 'Faith' days. He is so ugly now....he kinda looks like a perv. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of having two of his albums.
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Why do people feel the need to get fucked up and then drive???? Stay the fuck where you are!!!! Yeah people suck & all but no reason to go killing people with your car. You might be able to justify it if say Jlo(HA!) gets hit but it's usually good, innocent people that get hurt.
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I use to think George was smart, but the way he keeps getting arrested for stupid shit makes me wonder.
Pamela, there's a list? *jumps up and down* Goody! They hate me! They really really hate me!
Where's my damn prize?
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@Dog at this point you could say the sky is blue and get jumped all over for it. I have no idea what you said or did but apparently your on gasp the list
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Pamela, maybe if they said anything interesting or original, it might be fun. But defending George Michael's nassy stinky self? Well, I'm flummoxed!
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@Dog I know I rolled my eyes as soon as I saw it. Of course they immediatly go after what you said and go right over what everyone else said.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Pamela, note how TWO people up in here with the word "kitty" in their names be trolls! Things that make you go hmmmm.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:32pm.
So what? Why do you care he picks up strangers? His BF doesn't mind. George is open about it? Is it any of your business? Yeah he is a dick for DUI but for having sex with who he wants? He never proclaimed to be a monk. And when I saw him live in London, an entire stadium was screaming and he gave a brilliant show (2 yrs ago). They don't seem to care either.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:32pm.
So what? Why do you care he picks up strangers? His BF doesn't mind. George is open about it? Is it any of your business? Yeah he is a dick for DUI but for having sex with who he wants? He never proclaimed to be a monk. And when I saw him live in London, an entire stadium was screaming and he gave a brilliant show (2 yrs ago). They don't seem to care either.
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george michaels & boy george outta fuck each other until they implode
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I fucking LOVE George Michael. If I was a gay millionare I would do all the same shit he does and fuck everybody else and their hang ups lol.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:54pm.
No sympathy for this asshole. All the money in the world and he still picks up dirty strangers for sex and won't stay off the roads. It isn't hard, stupid. HA! In more ways than one, judging by all the weed you burn!
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So what? Why do you care he picks up strangers? His BF doesn't mind. George is open about it? Is it any of your business? Yeah he is a dick for DUI but for having sex with who he wants? He never proclaimed to be a monk. And when I saw him live in London, an entire stadium was screaming and he gave a brilliant show (2 yrs ago). They don't seem to care either.
I'm beginning to think that getting arrested gets Georgie-Girl hot. His sphincter probably has wet spasms when they slap on the cuffs.
(God, what's wrong with me?) *laughing my ass off, and I'm not even high*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Wake me up, before I get stoned.
Cuz, I'm looking for a way to get boned.
Wake me, up before I get stoned
Take me driving tonite
I wanna hit that highhhhhhhhhh
yeah yeah yeah
Yeah our justice system sucks when it comes to celebs enjoying the good shit, but hey, we have yet to have a famous sportstar murder his wife. See what happens then.
I do love old George. But shit, get a driver.... Please. Then you can smoke all the weed in the world and still get to your dogging spot on time. Love you G!
Please.
In London, a celebrity can slice someone's throat wide open, and STILL not get punished.
The judge will probably give him an award and send him on an all-expenses paid trip to Hawaii.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:08pm.
@Dog ewwwww you ALWAYS have to take it a step further right? Theres the line and there's dog 20 miles past it!!
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You expected something less? LOLZ!
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@Dirk NO KIDDING!! If I had money for a personal driver Id never drive again! I dont even drink I just HATE driving!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
MK you filed this under the wrong George!! LOL
Who cares about pot--this guy's a menace on the road.
But in england nobody goes to jail anyway, so big deal.
I simply don't understand why he INSISTS on driving himself. It's not like he doesn't have the money, and there are hundreds of limo services in London alone... and taxis, of course.
Bitch is not too smart.
@Dog ewwwww you ALWAYS have to take it a step further right? Theres the line and there's dog 20 miles past it!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:55pm.
@Dog BWAHAHAHA nice real nice
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I forgot to say stinky asshairs because you know his face smells like that.
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This pic reminds me of my dog licking his ass.
Submitted by Snarkley on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:40pm.
I think he got a slap on the wrist for his last shenanigans. What will he get this time, a swat on the fanny?
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Lol. Maybe. Sexy times for GM!
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Whis is this story tagged George Clooney?
George. I luvs ya George.
But quit with the smoking and driving shit.
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@Dog BWAHAHAHA nice real nice
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
This guy cant keep his nose clean ever, go home turn your karaoke machine on full blast and sing Faith Georgie. Everything will be otayyyyy!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
No sympathy for this asshole. All the money in the world and he still picks up dirty strangers for sex and won't stay off the roads. It isn't hard, stupid. HA! In more ways than one, judging by all the weed you burn!
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he should be on celebrity rehab by himself. IT WOULD BE AMAZING.
Ever since the 'Will Rogers Park Incident' George can't seem to get enough of the coppers coming around. Maybe he rolls that way???
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Submitted by Mr. Mercury: "George is turning into that unhinged old queen who sits at the Denture Inn and lures young boys over with free Efferdent daquiris. He needs to learn to call Chicken Delight and have dinner sent over."
Like Rupert Everett. Big chip on their shoulders.