Teri Snatcher SANS FARDS
Teri Snatcher was sick of bitches going on about how her face is filled with enough non-biodegradable materials to make a butt dildo big enough for Tommy Girl, so she posted a bunch of completely organic photos of herself on her Facebook page to shut her haters up. Teri added the following captions with the pictures:
"Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, [it's] no surgery, no implants... no matter what 'they' say. Decided I'd shoot myself in to reveal some truths about 'beauty' and hope it makes you all easier on yourself ""Did I every toy with fillers or Botox over the years? Yes. Tell me does this look Botoxed to you? Yes I am alone in my bathroom naked in a towel on behalf of women everywhere trying to make a point. Women YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL."
"Just me wanting to teach that all those glam versus trash pictures of celebs are about LIGHTING. It's not makeup, it's not surgery or Botox.... Flat front light in your face, especially sun setting [or] 4pm light blows out all wrinkles and imperfections. Overhead light [and] sun... casts shadows under your eye from your brow, making you look tired. Shoot all family reunion photos [with] the camera man... holding the camera a little higher than your eye line."
In that first picture above, Teri looks like a hongray and wet cat trying to push out a stubborn shit into the litter box. But besides that she looks fine. I believe you, Teri. Your ass wins. White flag up. Teri, you're real and spectacular-ish (not really).
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Teri here is the classic example of what Catherine Deneuve meant when she said something along the lines of "after 40, a woman has to choose between her ass and her face." If Teri carried twenty pounds more, she'd look a hell of a lot better.
In regards to the picture on the left...it's been botoxed. It's starting to wear off on the frown lines a bit, but there's still a considerable amount of immobility.
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Wait... isn't that the tall guy from "Everybody Loves Raymond"?
"no surgery"
WTF?!?!? A nose job that removes half of your fucking nose is not surgery?
That first picture scares me. She looks like a wet, angry cat.
I love her! She reminds me of a woman at my church who not only looks like her but has the same personality. Teri has a great relationship with her daughter too which I also look up to and hope to have with my daughter when she's older.
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I thought this was Danielle Staub...i never understood the appeal for Terry Snatcher....not attractive...
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If you are gunna take photos from teh bathroom, at least have the decency to flush that floater in the background.......
She absolutely looks like she ODs on the Latisse. The straggly spider-legs lashes isn't the best look...
Teri's pics look like two pics I took of my premature son who was born wrinkly, and eventually smoothed out.
Poor Teri is doomed to look like a wrinkly premature baby for the rest of her days.
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Ok, we get it. You're old and used up. We knew this already.
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doesn't sans fard mean without makeup? Isn't mascara makeup? LOL nice try teri.
fard or sans fard, she still a desperate, annoying media whore.
Ewww. Just please, bitch, no.
I like The Snatcher just fine, but OMG, I don't need to see porn cum faces so early in the morning. This looks like the stuff you see in b&w in the classifieds section.
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Everyone is beautiful, even ugly people. Stupid fucking bitch.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I always kind of liked Teri Hatcher. She's a great comedy actress. You go, girl. You are an inspiration to ... um, uh
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omg why does her daughter look so much like Clooney??!
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Maybe the effect wore off after a while (=fillers as she said?), but I'm convinced Teri had shot shit in her face at some point. She looked like she gained 10 pounds only on her cheeks. Desperate Housewives used to be my favorite show but now it's like, let's see who's able to move their face this week?
Felicity Huffman is the absolute biggest mess. If you compare her frozen frog 'face' to how she looked in the first season, you'll be hard pressed to find any resemblance.
I wish women would stop doing this crap, I'd rather see wrinkles and naturally saggy flesh than this zombie-like fakeness. Or am I alone on that?
Nobody knows how many sleepless nights I have spent tossing and turning in the dark, torturing myself over whether or not Terri Hatcher has had work done on her face. Thank heavens I can finally rest easy.
What a ridiculous woman.
Bless her. She's a sweet and real woman.
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YAWN! Does she think people really care about her botched up face?
I'm torn between "Just go away Teri!" and "Good for you!".
My fibroids look at me that way from their jars.
I applaud her for being brave enough to post those photos of herself. Can't hate on that <3
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To be perfectly honest I haven't even thought of Teri in years...much less wondered if she "botoxed" or not...
She can botox all she wants...who cares???
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Bitch please. First, who usually wears that much jewlery in the shower? And why can't she frown? Also, "I'm alone naked in a towel"??? DESPERATE cry for attention.
I ran into her and her daughter once at The Grove, and once in the bathroom at the Arclight. In person she is unbelievably and uncomfortably thin; her jeans sag IN in the back where they should sag OUT (no butt, just an indentation where the fabric hangs down from her waist). Everything else I know about her she is very sweet but I think she could use a higher calorie diet and would be better off.
So, I guess the forehead vein is all de rigeur these days....? How do I get me one of those? O yeah - starvation.
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she looks like Danielle prostitute whore Staub...but I still see the numb part on her face from the botox...do us a favor bitch, quit trying to prove that you are a liar...cause I can tell on your "real" face the parts that are injected...stupid ass celebutard...
Up close her face does scare me.
Her eyes are so uneven, it's not even funny. Obvious botched facelift is obvious.
OMG, I kept looking at her pictures as to what/who she looks like...my female Boxer! She is an unusual Boxer and looks very feminine with big wonky eyes, a very skinny narrow face and she is really skinny. She is adorable, but not a typically beautiful dog. She looks like a human version of my bitch!
She does have botox, all around her nose. That's why there is no crease on either side going down to her top lip. And she has the tell-tale smile with the lips pulled back instead of curled up.
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My heels are broken! I can't move!
She might be wearing a smidge of makeup, but I think we all get the point. I think her biggest issue is she has gotten to thin, it has sucked the youth out of her face. She used to have a nice healthy plumpness to her face (in the Superman days) and now she looks like a wet starving cat.
There's no botox, but her eyes look all wonky from a shoddy face lift.
The only think I see on her is mascara...maybe those eyelashes are fake ...
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EXACTLY!!! Also, Jennifer Desperate Hewitt now knows what she'll look like in 5 years now.
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Submitted by ginger_t on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 5:32pm.
1. She's wearing makeup, or enough residue of her make up to cover what she wants covered. Her face is a totally different color than her body. If it's body makeup she's wearing, tanning product, it's still makeup. She also has on mascara and a little residue lipstick. I look like this (well, not EXACTLY. Just the concept) when I shower but don't scrub my face.
2. Botox wears off, leaving the user able to move their face. Just because she can squint and move her forehead now does not mean she is not due for her next injection.
You guys are the greatest skeptics on earth, man.
Really? She does NOT look like she's wearing makeup at all to me. She looks rough yo. The way an older woman with no make up SHOULD look.
♥ Threadkilla!
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah you're still wearing make up in these pictures.
Dumb attention whore move to post this shit at all.
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Aw man, for why?? taking it to this level? who cares what others think.
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So right about the light.
♥ Threadkilla!
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
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I'm sorry, it looks like she's wearing foundation and mascara.
Unless she uses that Latisse stuff. Which I wouldn't use because it can change your eye color and who knows what else it can do? But it does work. It might even work too well, because I know a bitch who uses it and her eyelashes look like daddy longlegs are strangling her eyebrows.
augh, she looks like crazy Dirty D aka Danielle from real howives of NJ!!!!
Cake that makeup on honey, it does and ugly woman good!!!
Wonk = Botox
I liked her better "avec fards."
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Did she always have WONK EYE??? I mean Paris Hilton's wonk be jelly....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Can't decide who she looks like more: JLove trying to take a shit, or Danielle Beverly Merril Staub taking it up the ass.
Submitted by Gay Carrington on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 6:33pm.
Sans Dignity is more like it.
XX, Gay
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Hahaha! Well put.
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Submitted by scisan60 on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 5:55pm.
Now I know where sister Zelda went from "Pet Sematary"
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I like her. I like her character on the show. Which is probably why I like her.