This Bitch Has The Seven Year Itch Alright
And when she stands over a subway grate, everybody in a 2-mile radius also gets the seven year itch. Some like it hot, but not like that!
Because useless celebwhores in Hollywood won't stop until Marilyn Monroe's body has rolled itself into a fine powder, Parasite Hilton used her sticky snatch glue to fix a kitchen ass Marilyn-like wig to the top of her empty head for the launch of her new Ewwww de Wart Pus at some free clinic in Los Angeles last night.
Wonks needs to spend less time on manufacturing her cleavage, and more time practicing her whorefaces in the mirror. Bitch looks like she's prairie dogging while trying to fight an itch down below she can't scratch. Dian O'Connell needs to snatch this skank's wig off and show her how it's really done.
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She must have to buy her shoes from the same people who supply circus folk.
@Whamo LMAO yeah your right! SHes to sexy for her shirt so sexy it hurts! Vomit inducing type of shit right here along with that shit on her neck!
What the fuck is that? Thats what my two year olds neck looks like at the end of a long hard day of playing hard mixed in with a couple of popicles!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Thumbnail 7 is scary not only because of her dirty neck but you can see the lines around her mouth. It doesn't look right.
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Since I'm not up on my dumb skankery (NEW WORD!), tell me, is it acceptable for whores to wear a white dress and a faux fur the color or pale urine?
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Ewwww!!! I normally don't mind Paris, although I'm no fan, and don't usually get all the "She looks so skanky!!!" and "Gross!" comments about her, but she be so fucking greasy-looking and makeupped here I really thought it was Christina Aguilera for about 5 seconds. Good fucking God. If she looks ridiculous in pictures, you KNOW she is a full-on fucking goopy painting in real life. Sick. Take a power sander to the fugly ostrich mug and don't stop until you hit brain. Or at least the cavity where one should be.
One other thing, how in the fuck does a chick as flat as she is manage to make her tits look that big? I know they have push up bras but don't you still need something to push up?
thumb 8 she seriously looks like an old lady, and that BEAK!!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 9:55am.
This chick has to be one of the biggest narcissists in the world. Look at the way she looks at herself in her compact, it’s like she can’t take her eyes off the beauty she sees...WTF? I find it very disturbing in some way.
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Yes, batshit insane delusions such as this can be very startling.
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If you look at the closeups of her body, you can see how mottled and abused it is. If I had a dollar for every guy she has let paw her, I could have retired when I was a fetus.
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
With all the $$$ she has at her disposal, couldn't she find a hair stylist who can put on the wig without showing her ratty hair?
Or, maybe her cooties are trying escape?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 9:47am.
Whyyy is her neck dirty?
The dirt is from the union riggers who installed those stunt titties. *********************************************************************************** Raul's hero! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veF5onAdve8
This chick has to be one of the biggest narcissists in the world. Look at the way she looks at herself in her compact, it’s like she can’t take her eyes off the beauty she sees...WTF? I find it very disturbing in some way.
Def does look like it, Kanderso. Especially pic #6. She had disappeared for a few months before her yacht fuckery and while the whole Lindsey sentencing was going on.
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Her claim to fame is that she photographs enormously well. She's got something that captures the camera. But she is a degenerate. She is long waisted, short femored and downright unattractive.
Not a great female specimen by any streach of the immagination
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
LOL at pic 7. Paris is butt ugly and somehow looks older and more used up than Marilyn right before she died and she's like 8 years younger
do you guys see the line of dirt on her neck? look at thumb 6!
EDIT I mean 7
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Congratulations, Paris: This is the ugliest I've ever seen you look. That's a STUNNING accomplishment. Dumb tranny ho makes Xtina look like a natural born woman.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
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apparently this chick is one inch shorter than me and i wear a size 9 and i feel like i have monster feet! which makes me wonder what hers look like in real life... but also why does she need such big feets for a 5'8" frame? and why do i wonder these things at all???
Submitted by Coolpapa on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 9:38am.
God she is fucking gross. These pictures make me long for Lindsay Lohan.
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Me too - that's how sad I find this :(
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kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-13-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-pre...
she is so irrelevant.
Wait a damn second. Did she get ANOTHER nose job?? It looks less beaky.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
man in a dress - not that there's anything wrong with that
She's so full of herself, she thinks she can exude MM without the requisite body. Marily had a fking body, you wonk. Negative.
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aliana.lohan on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 9:48am.
also in thumb 5, it looks like she wears colored contacts...
'she does her real eyes are brown hazel
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Can you tell this talentless squat that Marilyn had curves like an hourglass figure. If you want to kinda imitate her wear a dress that makes you look like you have curves like an a line skirt to give a semblance of hips. not ragging on Paris body that much she cannot help but to be long and curve less but goddamn if you gonna imitate, also she doesn't know how to dress for her body type
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
I smelled her first perfume once, it smelled like pee (no lie). Not interested in trying any of the others.
I cant with this bitch
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
also in thumb 5, it looks like she wears colored contacts...
I just can't get over the size of this hooker's feet! It's the only impressive thing about her.
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By the way, her "itch" comes from the Herpes. She needs to up her Valtrex prescription.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Whyyy is her neck dirty?
there is a huge billboard of this in Times Square and I was like what is Parasite hawking now?
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Ugh! Her feet and shoes in the last thumbnail look like the bill of a platypus..real talk! Seriously this chick could walk on water with her jacked up size 13 boat feet.
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Nice feet, Asshole
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
She looks like a bird with that beak of hers. A bird with herpes.
so edgy, to rip off another celebrity to promote a product of your own...
epic fail...
The fold in her armpit looks like a ____________???
The Marilyn Monroe Estate should be SUING HER NASTY ASS!
THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!! Marilyn Monroe is a CLASSIC. Parasite is a filthy little whore who got lucky in the birth lottery.
And she had the nerve to wear that dress and be BLOATED???? Totally!
And she has ANOTHER nasty ass perfume??? Oh, she is just revolving. Whew! I guess I was having a "Mel Gibson" moment.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
I cant remember for the life of me.. Who designs those dresses?
*Where did he go to medical school?
-He went to Northwestern
and Johns Hopkins.
*I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.
*It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Ketteringand they were blazing that shit up every day.
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Um, Marilyn didn't look like a big-footed giraffe in a blonde wig. Give it up, people. Marilyn was a one-time deal and nobody else can channel the personal beauty and sexiness she had. Trying just shows how little they have in common with her.
I thought that was Christina Aguilera!
Someone needs to tell Paris that MM didn't have a stupid fake-ass tan.
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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Wait a minute, they have Hello Kitty Wine? Does Mimi know about this?
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Who the hell still buys her products? Although, she does look better than Lohan, just by a smidge. Still not a reason to spend hard earned scratch on her.
Most importantly: They make Hello Kitty wine! I have found my calling.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
and rocking old lady hair is sexy how? color me confused as fuck about this MM obsession.
FUCK, she looks as OLD as Marilyn Monroe would be!!!
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Douchechill!
Who's she supposed to be a younger Carol Channing?
I like that heart-shaped ring though.
Please stop talking about it, maybe it will go away.
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Nasty, gruesome beast.
God she is fucking gross. These pictures make me long for Lindsay Lohan.
Skank!!
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