Alanis Has A Soulfetus In Her Womb!
For the past few weeks Alanis Morissette's chichi situation has gone from regular to SWOLE, so it's really no surprise to learn that she's got a first-degree case of the BABIES!!!! Just pretend it's 1999 and give Alanis a congratulatory cross-eyed bear! Not that kind of cross-eyed bear, you sucio fuck. This kind of cross-eyed bear.
Alanis announced to UsWeekly in their "25 Things You Don't Know About Me" column that she is expecting a slobberling with her husband of 3-months Souleye (Fun Fact: Souleye is also Gay Al Reynolds' nickname for his no-no).
Congratulations to Alanis and Souleye (who looks like what you get if you melted together Doug, Dawson Leary and a Shrinky Dink version of Morrissey). And a pre-congratulations to all of us, because I'm sure Souleye will pass down the name foolery to his new baby.
(Image via PCN)
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I've always loved this chick. Her music helped me survive high school... (And a year later, SFIJ became my favorite. Amazing album.)
She seems like someone who is just genuine and cool. And she's blissed out. She found happiness completely on her terms. Congrats, Alanis & Souleye! (Okay, lame nickname, but whatever. Good on them.)
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... and I am now your karma.
*sings* and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it.
You Oughta Know is my fave angry girl song. Alanis though? Meh.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Awww..they match!
Congratulations Alanis...you deserve this joy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmYfVCH2UA
Good looking and talented. Always happy when someone like Alanis and Darius from Hootie and the Blowfish can find happiness when they are not the flavor of the month anymore.
doug was the shit! the nickolodeon doug, not the suck ass disney doug.
Ah a cross eyed bear? Let's check that off the list of things I did not need to know. You sucio fuck, MK!
I like Alanis and I wish her and her baby friend all the best.
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"Slobberling" ....that is priceless...
SWOLE sounds a lot more swollen than swollen!!
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Me too parissucksliterally!! LOVE that album, LOVE.
Good for them - I hope they have a healthy child.
Really? So she's having this one - hopefully it will convince her not to suck any more into a sink - and yes, in fact at 8 weeks, it's a baby, “not a glob of cells.
I love to see pro-ABORTION cows having offspring - hope she feels guilty for her Fucked views for the rest of her life.
Note, her child has a two opposite sex parents too - not like the lesbians and homo's she's into marrying.
HYPOCRITE.
good for them!!!!
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I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
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So I remember being a kid and always hearing my sister listening to her songs. :)
I like her & congrats to her. Hopefully she's have a healthy baby. Her hubby looks like a on older and baked version of Joseph Gordon Levitt. (Tommy from Third Rock of the Sun)
I loooove Alanis Morrissette! Classic 90s! Ahhhh I miss the 90s so much! I used to watch Doug as a kid. Loved that show.
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Thank Jeebus someone else heard it as "cross-eyed bear"....I just figured it out a couple years ago. All through junior high, I kept thinking, "Cross-eyed bear? What a lame gift. Better off without Mr. Duplicity if he's giving you factory-second stuffed animals."
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Crossed-eyed bear! Haha. That just clicked for me... Took a second.
Congrats to Alanis! I think she seems really nice & smart, and I love her on "Weeds." When I heard she was going to be on it, I was disappointed because I thought she'd be lame - but she's actually great in her role! She seems cool, and I'm glad she's found happiness after spending so many years with douchey Ryan Reynolds.
Good for her! Sucks about her trade down from Ryan Reynolds but hey at least she's happy!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Love her. Congrats...
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 8:47am.
Ryan Reynolds became a douche in my eyes when he dumped Alanis, who've I've always heard is very nice and interesting, for a big pair of tittays.
I always thought that Alanis had her own big tittays, she just doesn't make a living off them. Since it is rumored that Ryan is ready for a family but ScarJo isn't, I wonder who's crying now.
who cares?? she stopped being relevant 10 years ago
WTF is a Souleye?
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Kanderso... don't hate on Ryan. He's gay, and Alanis seems like the type of girl who is looking for love, no matter what, completely blind to her lovers' obvious limitations. Ryan's only choice was to move on.
Besides, Scarlett's big pair of tittays look like they're very nice and interesting.
No "over the moon?" LAME.
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Ryan Reynolds became a douche in my eyes when he dumped Alanis, who've I've always heard is very nice and interesting, for a big pair of tittays.
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Souleye is a stupid name for a white rapper.
I don't give a shit about either of these two. She seems to have married herself into obscurity. And he looks high.
I've said this before, but I met Alanis about seven years ago at a party. She was very articulate and seemed very nice. She's also much more attractive in person than she is in pictures.
Good for her!!! I don't think this guy is an improvement from Ryan Reynolds, but heck!! C'est la Vie!
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Congrats to them. He looks like a douche bag and the name Souleye isn't making me think he isn't. I just noticed that they're dressed alike...
"(who looks like what you get if you melted together Doug, Dawson Leary and a Shrinky Dink version of Morrissey)"
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Awwww, good for her. Maybe now she won't be quite so pretentious and angsty.
Classic Alanis...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7afdfBHj4
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Am glad she is happy. She did have the worst luck with men. Who knew that Dave Coulier was such a dirtbag?
Anyway Congrats.
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I think Alanis is/was feeling threatened by Ryan Reynold's marriage to TONY AWARD WINNER ScarJo, and this is part of her "I am over him, really, no really, I am!" tour.
P.S. Souleye is a stoopid name.