Tuesday, August 10th 2010
The Photoshop Awards: Chupa In Harper's Bazaar
Rachel "Chupacabara" Zoe's face usually looks like a water damaged leather soccer ball that has been deflated, filled with liquid nails and slathered in lead paint (shade: sun kissed diarrhea), so the Photoshop artistes burned their nails right off while laying their skills on this spread for Harper's Bazaar. Now Chupa just looks like she belongs in a fortune teller's booth at a broke ass carnival. I'm not sure which is scarier.
Here's more of the ultra Photoshopped Chupa in a spread for Harper's called "I Die" with Vera Wang, Michael Kors and Marc Jacobs.
via Jezebel
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Vera looks like a busted Sandra Oh.
Can't hate her. I saw an interview with her where she came across as very down-to-earth, sensible and even intelligent.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 8:13am.
Why does Vera Wang always always always look like she just woke up? And usually she has zero makeup on - here she looks like she is wearing some, so it's a slight improvement.
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Take a closer look at that crazy glare on Vera's face. Someone on the photo shoot probably asked her for an order of pot stickers.
Literally.I.Love.Her.
do they ALL have parasites in L.A? i want one! i need to lose a few
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Bitch, pleeez.
Love Carolina Herrera creations; Vera Wang is becoming ubiquitous with the marrying set.
Vera always looks haggard and dry.
in the trash where she belongs!
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Chupa has been Photoshopped so hard that she looks like a low-budget Barbara Stanwick female impersonator. Vera is looking haggard and skinny as hell, is like Chupa is sucking all of her life force by just posing next to her.
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AT LEAST Chupa got some work done. I've seen the tv spots for her show and her face looks a lot smoother than before. I'm sick of seeing that goddamn Masonic checkerboard everywhere!
Rachel's houseman is a queen or, at the very least, a crossdresser. In last night's episode he wanted to be away from the fairies and his beard, I mean his "wife"(that I could understand). Well, apparantly Missster Thang is into football (rolling eyes) and wanted to butch it up with his "straight" buddies. His and his friends' fey mannerisms were hilariously glaring and, at times, they seemed like they didn't know much about the game either. I am sorry to report that his attempt at appearing butch fell flat on the ground harder than a drunk Tara Reid. To me, it looked like a gay hen party trying to act butch.
Well kids - we can learn a lesson here -- Anarexia does not age well at all.
Looks like Marcie, Mikey, and Chupa got a hold of mommy's camera and decided to play "fashion magazine". Seriously, this photo shoot looks so juvenile.
Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 9:10pm.
Michael Kors looks rough as fuck but it won't stop me buying his perfume. Heaven in a bottle and straight men always seem to like it.
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Which one of his perfumes do you wear?
Why does Vera Wang always always always look like she just woke up? And usually she has zero makeup on - here she looks like she is wearing some, so it's a slight improvement.
Concealer is your friend, girl, and we know you can afford it. Ask your friend Evan Lysacek the next time you are having sleepover and are doing each other's nails.
Love her. I don't care what any of you say.
I want to put her in my pocket and pull her out for amusement.
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I love Rachel. Cant help it. Love her style.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Why is Rachel Zoe still posing as if it is 2004?
Cronyism.
Zoe's huge over-botoxed head is ruining it for me. She is trying way too hard to come off fierce.
For realz. What exactly is the symbolism behind Marc Jacobs in a skirt (sorry, KILT!) with a broken arm electroshocking Chupa's hair? O wait! He's giving her ideas and it's fucking with her hair (they say that's what happened to Einstein yo, not cuz of Marc Jacobs tho) - but that still doesn't esplain the skirt and the arm. And the super extra gaudy decor. What is that? A black boy holding a lamp? Isn't that tantamount to a lawn jockey?
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i can't stand "artistes" so fucking stupid it's like they are trying to be artistic but they have no talent and can't actually paint so they take stupid ass photos doing what? they mean nothing and are so irrelevant
Vera WAng is obviously doing her best bobbi brown. I swear I can't distinguish between these 2 bitches.
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Bitch please!
eew.. what did they suck the fat off vera wang and give it to zoe for strength? look at vera's scrawny ass legs! ick. nast.
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Photos? Those are paintings
Rachel obviously has an eating disorder and has for years and her husband is as gay as they come
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I agree that Zoe's look is dated now. I loved it 5 years ago but that look on a woman over 40 is just so, tweeny.
And you've all said what is worth saying about the photoshopping. God knows she needs it though.
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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
those are 2 ugly ass women. holy shit.
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"I die" is that Chupa quote, and they made a spread out of it. Haha. Gotta give em credit, that's actually kinda funny.
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Rachel should take a few bites from the spaghetti around her neck. The carbs would do her some good.
XX,Gay
"High" fashion is wasted on a philestein like me. I just don't get it, because to me they all look like deranged scarecrows.
What is that tangled-mop fuckery Chupa is wearing around her neck?
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
That dress...I WANT.
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Sock it to me Sakamoto!
Just tighten up.
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The sad part is, Rachel Zoe is actually talented. Putting pretty dresses on celebrities might sound like bs job but it is not as easy it looks. You have to consider the client, the event, coloring, body type, silhouette, etc, and when you are at Rachel's level you pretty much have everything to choose from. She pretty much singlehandedly brought about a bunch of trends by dressing celebrities atypically (for the time anyway..."The Rachel Zoe Look" has been de rigeur and almost passé these days). The irony is that the industry Rachel thinks nourishes her is actually killing her. She looks so grotesque she has got to have an eating disorder or body dysmorphia. No normal person looks at themselves and think that shit looks good.
Submitted by viridian on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 11:25pm.
oh, come on.....Chupa looks pretty good for a woman her age....I mean bitch IS like 65 years old, right?
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If you Google her pics and go backwards in time you can see her getting even older!
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oh, come on.....Chupa looks pretty good for a woman her age....I mean bitch IS like 65 years old, right?
Chupa stil looks fug as heck. So does Vera. PUKE!
This is the cheapest, ugliest photoshoot I've seen in a while. The concept is stupid and of course needs to be explained. It doesn't look high fashion at all, more like low rent. And why is it dedicated to Zoe? I mean I like her show, but she basically puts people in clothes, she doesn't design them.
I would literally die to see Rachel Zoe literally die :)
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Vera "The Scream" Wang... so beautiful.
No, the Photoshop Award should go to George Clooney's beard in the upcoming issue of "Vanity Fair"...she looks like a completely different person. They got all the mannish-ness and coke-craggles out of her face somehow!
I see they photoshopped out all of her chest bones
Who are these tricks?
Why are they famous?
Why should I care?
The only one I recognize is Mark Jacob. I read up on him before and I've seen some of his clothes. They are okayish.
O.o
I gotta say, I think if she didn't look she had a severe mineral deficiency, she'd be cute.
Sad.
Vera Wang looks like an embalmed corpse.
As for Rachel.. she's probably the only person alive that they'd 'shop to actually add a few pounds. I do like the woman (her show is a guilty pleasure of mine) but she looks fucking terrible. At least in the top pic they made her look somewhat healthy (minus the wonky face).
I'm dying just looking at it
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Submitted by squiggles on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 9:36pm.
Heavy smoking (probably since she was 14) and heavy suntanning will make anybody look like a 90 year old chain smoker.
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So will an eating disorder! Yikes.
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Yeap. I knew a girl who was a drinker with an eating disorder and people used to pull me aside all the time and ask me if she had a terminal illness. And she thought she looked GOOOOOD! Eep!
♥ Threadkilla!
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
These photos look like they smell like dirty bar ashtrays.
Ask any bulimic - years of throwing up can give a girl deep "marionette" lines decades before her time.
I've heard from folks who work with her that Vera is an evil bitch.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 9:27pm.
I wonder how friendly Vera Wang and Carolina Herrera are. When it comes to celebrity and spoiled rotten bridezilla's wedding gowns they tend to battle it for #1 and #2.
Probably not very. Vera looks like she's about to cut a bitch with her eyes of doom and death in that first photo! I googled Carolina Herrera and she looks pretty ice-queenish too. I'd love to wear one of either of their dresses, though.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 9:36pm.
Heavy smoking (probably since she was 14) and heavy suntanning will make anybody look like a 90 year old chain smoker.
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So will an eating disorder! Yikes. That face looks like it got the Madonna treatment. I must say, however, that I'm watching her show as I write this and her egocentrism amuses me greatly!
I just don't know what to say about Vera...hard to say whether or not she got the airbrushing treatment but something looks....wrong.