Another Premium Gold Digger Has Already Taken Camille Grammer's Place
If you're an aspiring gold digger who keeps waiting in the bars of luxury hotels for a rich mark to land on the stool next to you, then you need to switch up your game immediately. Marinate your hair in a tub of bleach, learn totally awesome radical Club MTV-like dance moves and just hang out in front of Kelsey Grammer's apartment building at all hours of the day. It won't take long before you're fucking him until $100 bills start pouring out of his ass!
Case in point: It was just over a month ago that Kelsey and his beautiful constipated flower wife Camille Grammer filed for divorce. Well, Kelsey is already drowning his sorrows in the crotch juices over another blonde gold digger! Page Six reports that a young blonde British piece named Kate has been licking on Kelsey's bald head all over NYC. A source seems to think that Kate might be knocked up with a giant ATM machine, "He's pushing for a quickie divorce because things are moving quickly with his new girlfriend. There is speculation that she is pregnant, but he wants to finalize the divorce before making any announcement."
Kelsey's spokesbitch confirmed that he's dating a new trick, but didn't know if she's pregnant or not.
This is the worst news ever! Not because Kelsey is already boning some other chick. Who cares about that. This is all kinds of terrible because now Camille is in danger of losing her GOLD DIGGER OF THE YEAR title! I mean, this Kate ho has put the Wallet Fucker Express Train in 5th gear and is skipping all the stops! Kate is like the Energizer Bunny of gold diggers. Camille better pull some tricks out of her ass (insert irritable bowel syndrome joke here) to stop Kate from kicking her off the top!
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gag.
A fool and his money are soon parted...over and over and over again
So by screwing a very desperate kid for attention this will stick it to his ex?
Damn, I'm in NYC and I didn't even get a chance to do my ho stroll past him.
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DAMN IT!! I just dyed my hair blond and got a boob job just to get to him. :( Guess I'll have to take my gold-digging ass somewhere else. Any high-paid basketball players not married???
Well, congrats to this Kate golddigger. Nice work! Just be sure to close the deal before the infatuation wears off...
I love MK's committment to sharing his misery when he gets earwormed. THANKS FOR THE FUCKING TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS FUCKERY!
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
everyone has a type...some like blondes, some like brunettes...kelsey likes golddiggers...
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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...
Insane morons. Every one of them. These blokes are precise example definitions of 'repeatedly banging golddiggers yet expecting different results'. A month after divorce papers were filed!? Jeez, fking give yourself time to breathe and shit, damn.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 10:59am.
Kelsey Grammar really is a disturbingly inhuman-looking human being. Even thinking about his face makes me want to vom. I hope he and his new little blonde piece of fuckmeat are gutted alive like his sister Karen.
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Ok, that is not funny. At all.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 11:52am.
This guys has a serious codependent problem. Can't he be by himself for while?
NO HE CANT
CAUSE HIS HAND GETS CRAMPED
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OMG Few words, I almost choked on the string cheese I'm allowed to eat on this God awful Flat Belly Diet.
I was shocked to see a video of Kelsey on TMZ with his gold digging piece and I was surprised to learn that he is actually very...TALL!!
He probably is hung like Billy Bob Thorton. Supposedly the man has a third leg.
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
He's so gross. It's those short little teeth--ghey teeth, if you ask me. (Consider: Charles Nelson Reilly) I was sure he'd be coming out once Camille was history. I still think it's possible, given his love of show tunes and perfect diction (heh).
He may as well buy his new trick a house right now. It's cheaper than marrying her.
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 11:56am.
He needs to hire a hooker. It might be cheaper for him in the long run.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 11:52am.
This guys has a serious codependent problem. Can't he be by himself for while?
NO HE CANT
CAUSE HIS HAND GETS CRAMPED
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This guys has a serious codependent problem. Can't he be by himself for while?
Umm yay for us Brits, I guess :-\
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I had assumed the side action started before the divorce. He wanted a gal who wasn't glued to the toilet.
I wonder how little Frederick Gaylord Crane is handling all this upheaval in his life?
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He can't toss my salad or jiggle my scrambled eggs, but a pal of mine knows him and says he's actually a great guy & a lot of fun to hang out with. So there ya go.
Fun + $$$ > Bald + Old
Snowwy! Ahahaha, noooo! Consider that a missed opportunity well-spent. It is a well-known fact that KGrammer's face is one of God's most epic fails in history. Ain't nothin' in this world worth puttin' yer puss on that rotten bulldog's fugly mug. Sickening. Especially since he really goes for those fish-lipped fat-filled fake blonde Playboy whore types. What a sickening turd of a human being. Once again I call for his swift and immediate vivisection. Let the children dance around the town square with his entrails, and let the world rejoice that the beast is dead. KGrammer's face is a scourge upon us all.
Kelsey DOES have that inhuman James Carville quality, for sure.
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Ricki ♥♥♥♥!
Kelsey used to live next door to my parents, I really missed out on a gold digging MINE back then!
*slaps self*
the only reson I can forgive him for being such a douche IS Sideshow Bob!
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Wow Ricki!
Oh FFS, how can a man be that stupid.
LMAO RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULIO!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Kelsey Grammar really is a disturbingly inhuman-looking human being. Even thinking about his face makes me want to vom. I hope he and his new little blonde piece of fuckmeat are gutted alive like his sister Karen. "Hank" alone is reason enough for their violent and expedient execution. Slutty McFuckpiece is guilty by dickssociation.
I love you MK! You say the best shit! Next time you come to LA, a trip to In-n-Out is on me...unlimited double doubles for you!
Unless straddling that massive fivehead of his is part of the deal, there isn't enough money in his wallet to entice me.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 10:29am.
Thank goodness we can all be up to date on the FASCINATING and TUMULTUOUS romantic life of KELSEY FUCKING GRAMMAR and his harem of worthless lumps of flesh.
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Sucky,Kelsey gets your sloppy seconds and we have the film to prove it!
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just fuck it dont marry it dumb ass
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 10:42am.
What kinda ho can bust a nut while Sideshow Bob is saying "Who's your daddy? Say my name bitch!"
ahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
HEY MK ♫tossed salads & scrambled eggs!♫
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
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Unfortunately Kelsey will go from skank to skank to skank. He was obviously doing this woman while he was married. He will marry her as soon as the ink hits his divorce papers.
Submitted by JennyBoom
He must be:
A. Hung
B. Ok with Open Relationships
C. A freak who pays for golden showers
D. in possession of an amazing personality
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Wealthy makes A-D completely irrelevant.
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Whatev'. I wish him well. He and Camille are in the process of divorcing and he's moved on. Hope he gets a pre-nup this time.
Michael K, please make GOLD DIGGER OF THE YEAR a regular feature!
He must be:
A. Hung
B. Ok with Open Relationships
C. A freak who pays for golden showers
D. in possession of an amazing personality
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"constipated flower wife"? That's low even for you Michael K.
Thank goodness we can all be up to date on the FASCINATING and TUMULTUOUS romantic life of KELSEY FUCKING GRAMMAR and his harem of worthless lumps of flesh.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I couldn't be a gold digger. If I smelled one OUNCE of Ben Gay or mothballs I'd be out of there.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Some people just don't know how to be alone.
I don't know how some of these women do it...getting their fuck on with ugly ass old men for money. I guess I'm the other way around, the chap can be a dumb, poor motherfucka but if he's hot and has a nice bod (can't stand fat bellies) then I'm down. I may just tell him "shush, don't talk".
So, I guess I salute the supreme gold diggers and their special ability to overlook appearance completely for their love of easy money.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
Damn mk you have out-done yourself again
dead @ "Kate might be knocked up with a giant ATM machine"
just brilliant writing
I WANNA BE A GOLD DIGGER
I CAN DIVE FOR DOLLAHS
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Yes, but can Kate shake it like Camille? HIGHLY DOUBTFUL.
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