Mandy Rogers Is Changing Her Name Again!
Portia de Rossi was brought into this world as Amanda Lee Rogers, but she legally glamourized her name when she was 15 and now she's switching that shit up again. TMZ reports that Portia wants to be known as Portia Lee James DeGeneres from now on and is asking the court to grant this. Portia and Ellen DeGeneres got married two years ago.
I know that Portia is changing her name for love, but I still don't understand! Why would you ever want to be known as something other than Portia de Rossi?! Portia de Rossi sounds like the name of a split bottle of wine you might find in a mini-fridge at a Radisson. Portia de Rossi sounds like the name of an Italian contessa who has come to Falcon Crest to seek revenge on Melissa Agretti. Portia de Rossi sounds like the name of the body wash your grandma gave you for Christmas.
Portia de Rossi is the best made up name ever! Can't Ellen change her name to Ellen de Rossi instead?
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Why does she always draw her eyebrows on with a fat sharpie?
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this idiot should realize that her new moniker is WAY too long for show business!! and who the fuck is James - one of their dogs??
wtf is up with her bangs!? Even that shiz out, woman!
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How nice of her to keep 3 letters of her real name....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Seriously, Ellen has money hanging out of her bagina bone so why doesn't she get her eyes fixed? Her cig habit and tanning are making her look like a hagola.
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Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 5:24pm.
Divorce in 3, 2, 1...
Name changing always leads to disaster.
Agreed.
Portia is starting to look like a crazy lady who would have a bunch of cats in her house, and Ellen is starting to look like Ryan O'Neal.
So, changing her name to Catty O'Neal makes the most sense to me.
This feels so contrived. I mean, do gay/elle couples really want to perpetuate this tradition? It began with the notion of matrimony as property exchange and ownership of women. Do gay/elle couples just want to become reflections of straight couples? I can appreciate their sentiment, but I think it's misguided.
Sorry to be crabby.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 5:02pm.
Apparently Ellen likes'em with a coupla personalities like that.
heh, heh, heh
Seriously, I find Ellen inoffensive and all that, but wouldn't Jane Lynch be SO much better in ALL Ellen's roles? Shit, I bet even Portia would have more fun with Jane.
Nice patriarchal-lesbian move. Is it so Ellen can feel like a real husband or so Portia can feel like a real wife?
Okay, I think we need to come up with other things we can call Portia de Rossi.
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Divorce in 3, 2, 1...
Name changing always leads to disaster.
I wana change my name to Mia Love Oralley
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 5:19pm.
Portia is taking the name James because James is the first name of Ellen's strap on. Last name is Brown.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ellen's toupee is looking beat.
Portia is taking the name James because James is the first name of Ellen's strap on. Last name is Brown.
Ellen has the most lovely eyes!
She also seems to be very down to earth and healthy for Portia...yay them :o)
Team Ellen de Rossi. Portia DeGeneres sounds awful.
Can I have some of what you're smoking MK?!?!
Your humor is TOTALLY APPRECIATED by those of us who partake of the herb.
Thanks for the laughs!!!
Judging on AI and hosting a daily afternoon yapfest is taking its toll on Ellen.
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I never that it was your fault.
I said that I was going to blame you.
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Do they have twin haircuts or is it just the photo? re the name change - WhatEver! Next thing we know she'll be wandering around half-dazed in someone's back yard and married to a dude in a few months.
Ellen is dickmatizing those blonde lesbians.
Is James her pet name?
a. can't stand Portia's nosejob.
b. can't stand her eyebrows either
c. recently went on an Ally McBeal marathon and was pretty saddened by how they ruined the Nelle Porter character by the end of season 3.
Amanda a very nice name (Latin for "she who must be loved" or "she who is beloved") which is better than Portia (Latin for "she who offers").
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I never that it was your fault.
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Apparently Ellen likes'em with a coupla personalities like that.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 4:51pm.
She should change it to
Portia Martini de Rossi Asti Spumonte
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Agreed.
And really, who tf is James?
Mandy's got some identity issues.
Portia Lee James, now that is bringing the redneck glamour.
In other news I didn't know Ellen was part marionette. It wouldn't kill her to bust out the Porcelana, looks like father time came all over her face.
She should change it to
Portia Martini de Rossi Asti Spumonte
OMG ...well, if she's gonna change De Rossi why doesn't she just go back to Amanda? Amanda Lee is pretty.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Where is the James coming from?
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Ellen is looking very seriously rough.
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