Nice Try, Zac!
I refuse to believe that Zac Efron can naturally grow a trail of follicles over his lip. Have you ever seen a unicorn with a moustache? EXACTLY! So my guess is that while his personal bikini waxer was shaping his pubes into a heart, he asked her to save him a piece. And that piece ended up over his lip to butch up his look for last night's Teen Choice Awards.
Zac shouldn't even bother with those tricks, because he will always be the prettiest fairytale princess in Disney's kingdom no matter what! Looking like Sasquatch scooted over his upper lip isn't going to change that! Don't try to Victor/Victoria our asses, Zac!
The same thing goes for that nail polish. Zac probably thought blue chipped nail polish would make him look edgy, dirty and rough and shit. Yeah, no. We all know that once Zac slipped into the comfort of his crystal carriage for the ride home, he pulled out a bottle of nail polish (in shade: unicorn semen) and furiously touched that shit up. Truth.
And in other purdy Zac news, he recently told Details Magazine about how Tommy Girl asked him to come over to ride bikes. Let's say all together now: TOO FUCKING EASY.
"You ride motorcycles?" Cruise asked him. Alas, he didn't. "You wanna learn how?" Cruise invited him out to his house, taught him how a motorcycle engine works, showed him the hangar with his dozens of pristine bikes--including the Triumphs he rode in the Mission: Impossible movies. Efron was allowed to ride a pedigree-less dirt bike. "He made so many great movies," Efron says of Cruise. "I get the feeling that he works really, really hard. It didn't come from swagger with him. It came from dedication, hard work. You see it in the way he physicalizes everything. You watch The Last Samurai and that's him! He's really doing that." I ask Efron why he supposes Cruise bothered reaching out to him. "I don't know," he says. "I don't even want to know. It's just so cool that he gave a shit, the fact that he cared at all. No one else did that."
Zac is not only more beautiful than a bubble sitting on a rose petal, but he's naive too. He really has no idea why Tommy Girl invited him over for playtime? Zac didn't get the hint when Tommy Girl skipped out wearing nothing but a fake Harley tattoo on his ass cheek and two rearview mirrors strapped to his shoulders? And a light bulb still didn't go on over Zac's precious head when Tommy screamed, "Make this bitch rooooar"? Oh, Zac....
Here's a few pictures of Zac with fellow princess Chace Crawford and David Archuleta backstage at the Teen Choice Awards last night. These pictures look like the beginning of a Sean Cody porn.
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I've seen pictures where his looks are compared to John Stamos (circa 1980s) and I see a similarity. i think Zac will less pretty in like 10 years. And by less Pretty, I mean more masculine/butch.
@ shopaholic *blows kisses at shopaholic*
its kinda depressing that there is this rigid standard of "being a man" and "being a woman", just in the way Leto was fightin' the hot, this seems very forced from Efron (and i'm not just saying that cos he is pretty). there ain't nutting wrong with being a purrrdy boy, and i'd still do ya even if your eyelashes were longer than mine and you look better in my lace nightgown and suspenders. hell that kinda turns me on! (sorry, tmi, i'll go now.)
He needs to lose the pubes under his nose and the nailpolish.
Just read the interview....he sounds like a genuinely nice guy, which is refreshing,considering what he does...and his age. Most guys his age are, well...kinda douchey. Sounds like his parents actually cared about what kind of children they raised. *coughdinacough*
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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you know what I find sad? is that he's probably trying to man and butch it up for you guys, the haters, denying his true self. me personally I enjoy looking at pretty and fem looking guys(the emphasis on "looking" and not "acting"), cute twinks are hot to me.
well his pretty looks have started to fade, he got hit by the testosterone, but I think he looks attractive and possible more people will find him that, now that he's older. now let's see what will Beber turn out to become.
I would LOVE to be the meat in a Zac/Nate Archibald sandwich. Seriously.
Extra mayo. ;)
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Too purty for my taste. But as far as all those purty boys go, he's my fave to look at. I really can't look past Chase Crawford's eyebrows to say anythong regarding his looks.
(in shade: unicorn semen)
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
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So...you like locker rooms Zac?
Physicalizes? Do you mean "dickmatizes", maybe?
And by "everything" do you mean "you"?
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"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
"THE WAY HE PHYSICALIZES EVERYTHING"???? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
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Rosie O'Donnell has more north of the upper lip.
His look is unfortunately not going towards the manly man look even as much as that closet case Leo D. I like my fellas a little less pretty, as MK stated, don't try to Victor/Victoria my ass!
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
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He is too pretty for my taste, but I can't hate on him, either. I (sadly) did enjoy 17 Again as did my husband. He has forbidden me ever to mention it, though.
Oh that Cruise, he is my nemesis now! So what if he has the money, the power, the alien know how...Hmmm! Okay then, but I will still hate on him.
nice dirty sanchez you sportin'
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Whatever dudes, Zac Efron and Chase Crawford are gorgeous. Superbly delicious. If only all men looked like them. *sigh*
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I'm not sure about his sexuality but this kid is a pretty good actor. I saw him once in a show where he played an autistic kid and he actually made me cry (no jokes intended).
He needs to chill with the primping and preening though because that is anything but manly.
I'd rather that he be put in the James Dean direction than that Pattinson fellow...
They are really steering him into the James Dean direction... especially with that Details shoot
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He is yum and has charisma, c'mon he was great in Hairspray.
I would hit it every which way, you know that twinky ass is as tight as his washboard abs!
When did this fairy princess convention take place?
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He looks like someone else with that facial hair - I can't place it, though.
Watch out Zac, he is trying to gently lure you into Scientology!
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 1:49pm.
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I watched Cocktail last nite. Never seen more than 5, 10 mins. of it before. Wow. Just wow. Talk about frozen in time. How Cruise had people fooled back then is beyond me.
This boy is not cute whatsoever.
Submitted by bugmenot on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 1:51pm.
they both seem like bottoms. how does that work?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
we like him very much
I've had a high school crush on this boy for a while. He's just a beautiful species...he's more beautiful than his gf. Trust me, he's the up and coming next Brad Pitt.
(Kisses Zac Efron poster on wall)
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I'm sorry, there's just something about him that I can't get into. And the mustache ruined any chance. I think it's his cheek bone structure... it sounds weird, and I'm no beauty, but he just doesn't have a masculine face.
Watch out DeCaprio! Hollywood has just pooped out your replacement.
they both seem like bottoms. how does that work?
Out of all the Tom Cruise movies he could've named, including decent ones like "Top Gun," "A Few Good Men" and "Jerry Maguire," Zefron chose The Last Samurai?
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Submitted by tomahawk on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 12:51pm.
Zac Efron is just beautiful. I try to hate...can't. He is so damn likeable.
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i second that and add that he's young - give him about 10 years to be disappointed - let's see how he will look by then.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 12:51pm.
There should be more posts about Chace Crawford. Just my 2 cents for the day.
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and i second that too :D
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I 4th that. I dunno what it is about this kid, but i find him extremely cute.
I ask Efron why he supposes Cruise bothered reaching out to him. "I don't know," he says.
It's called cruising sweetie, cruising. Someone buy him Homosexuality for Dummies STAT!!!
I used to think Zac Efron was a useless pretty boy but he is growing on me. He's actually a decent actor. I liked him in 17 Again, and my sister (who has TERRIBLE taste in movies, tv, and books) dragged me to see Charlie St. Cloud this weekend. It was a fairly lame movie, but Zac saved it from being completely unwatchable. Also, he is SO cute. I mean, he totally is, even though he's basically a damn baby and I'm almost to my dirty thirties and shouldn't be lusting after a little boy like him.
The 'stache looks dumb on him though. Zac needs to learn from Jared Faux-Mohawk Leto that fighting the pretty is NOT THE WAY TO GO.
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He's like a teenage Jared Leto except with more fail.
Sean Cody is much too butch these are some Helix Studio queens
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i had never seen any of the HS musicals and only knew of this guy from his tabloid coverage but i did go see Charlie St. Cloud and thought it was a very good movie. he's a very handsome young man and i'd like to see how his career progresses and what movie roles he chooses in the future. still a lil too pretty for my taste but i think w/age he might outgrow that.
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Wait, what the fuck with the two painted fingernails?
Where's my water bottle?
As pretty as he is, the contrast between his baby blues (i'm talking about his eyes, not his balls) and the'tash makes him look dirty. and i mean drug peddler dirty as opposed to the good kinda dirty.
also not convinced by his trying to be a bad boy ie going to strip clubs and swearing and drinking and shit. he should just go home and play with his "my little ponies" because if hes not careful a cuter boy's gonna come along, grab the pretty boy throne when Zac's out trying to be "hard" and it'll be bye bye meal ticket!
Such a pretty Jewish boy. He makes me smile...
I've only seen the tv trailer, but that Charlie McCloud (or whatever the fuck it's called) movie of his is the most treacly thing I've seen this side of a Lifetime Movie of the Week.
And a light bulb still didn't go on over Zac's precious head when Tommy screamed, "Make this bitch rooooar"!!!!
LMAO!!
Makes sense, Manimal!!
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 1:02pm.
Why do he have blue nails?
'Cause red does nothing for his eyes.
Why do he have blue nails? He's cute, but he's ghey, right?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid