A Is For....
Asshole? Attention Whore? Avril's Bottom Bitch? Brody Jenner makes it so damn easy. Seriously, Avril Lavigne must have the shit that makes dicks howl, nutsacks go numb and toe nails fall off, because her piece Brody Jenner keeps branding himself with her initial like a 12-year-old sk8r punk circa 2003. This is vagmatization at its worst.
Brody's already got an Avril tattoo on his arm that looks like it was done using a BIC, a few matches and a rusty safety pin in a lower-security prison. And now Brody is showing off the giant A he got shaved into the side of his head. It's as if the circle on the anarchy symbol got embarrassed of what it's been turned into and bounced off that bitch.
Avril also has Brody's named tattooed on her body, so I'm thinking she got a giant B shaved into her snatch bush. Or maybe she got Brody's initial bleached into one of her ass lips? Douche love is a real thing!