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Red, a hermaphrodog in San Bernardino, CA who recently underwent gender re-assignment surgery to become a dude.
1-year-old Red was found aimlessly wandering the streets of San Bernardino after some evil cunt with a heart made of white dog shit dust tossed his ass out without a dime to his name! After Red was picked up, he was taken to a local animal shelter who discovered that he was born with a peen and a poon. The condition is so rare in dogs that published data doesn't include an estimated percentage.
Now I'm sure most dogs would love to have two sets of genitals. If my dog had his own Facebook page, his status would always read: "Licking my own asshole." So he would really never EVER leave his dog bed if he had a couple of b-holes and a vagina. But sadly, Red had to have gender reassignment surgery, because having two genitals could've led to infection or cancer.
The animal shelter couldn't afford the surgery so they were thisclose to gassing poor Red and sending him to heaven prematurely. But a donor (not Jamie Lee Curtis) saved the day at the last minute and paid $1,165 out of pocket for the operation. Red is now ready to party and looking for a home.
Below is Red's story from PE. Red's foster mother Patti is pretty hot (nod to the ponytail) in her own right.
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"But a donor (not Jamie Lee Curtis)"
oh shit - LOL!
I found my dog tied to a tree. Some asshole just left her there. I don't know how long she was there but she was underweight. She is the sweetest dog but does freak out when people come over.
This same thing happened to my cousin's dog. She took "him" to get neutered and was told he was a rare hermaphrodite dog. She was pretty stunned but I don't think they wanted to operate. He's doing fine though and she now buys him gender neutral clothes :-)
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Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 3:39pm.
i'm sorry i just don't understand the math and why out of the millions of vets out there they can't volunteer their time to fucking help animals with no homes and no one with money to perform the surgery. i guess their too busy driving their mercedes around.
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AMEN!!! Greedy basids *taking Tiger temp*...
No, but sersly, I live in a community where whe have an ER for our pets...but it's BUTT FUCK espensive!!! I've taken the Tiger cub there 3 times and the bill be like $1,500 collectively...
That kinda scratch don't come easy to my tiger ass....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I adopted my dog (who actually looks a lot like Red but is a blonde!), and I just love her to pieces. I would never EVER go to a breeder, and it's one of the few topics I'm super judgmental about when others do. I'm very much a "live & let live" type person on most things, but it should be a crime to pay people to make more dogs (and cats) when there are already MILLIONS who need homes.
My dog is the cutest, sweetest, most lovable dog ever, and *I* am the lucky one to have found her. I swear rescue dogs know that they were saved & will shower their new owner with love & affection forever after. It's an amazing bond! Plus, my dog was already housetrained, knew how to "sit," "stay," "come," all that jazz. I'm so happy to see so many pro-adoption people posting!
My dog is a rescue. Love him. Lots of issues from years of abuse though. I fucking hate assholes that buy these cute dogs and then throw them out like an old sofa a year or two later. It's so apparent my dog had to spend his life in a home or a yard. He'd never been walked out in the real world...on a sidewalk. Someone just bought him and threw him in the dog damned corner.
Kicking Assholes To the Curb (on Facebook) just had a good post about a special class of assholes (assholes who are assholes to animals). I'm going to suggest the owner who threw out this puppy be added to that hall of fame.
Amen to the rescue-an-animal posts. Lots o' orphan pups need a home, y'all! BTW- yay for Red and hope he finds a good home soon.
"Sucio ass fuck! Okay, I would..." MK 8.6.10
Poor little pooch, would be such a bastard to such a sweet animal?
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i'm sorry i just don't understand the math and why out of the millions of vets out there they can't volunteer their time to fucking help animals with no homes and no one with money to perform the surgery. i guess their too busy driving their mercedes around.
Now these are the people that deserve the attention that PETA hogs up. Support your local shelters & shelter helpers; no snarky remarks for this one from me.
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love, love, LOVE this lil guy!!! If I could offer the sweet baby a home I would!
move your ass over rojo caliente, there's a new ginger tranny in town! viva el red!
Check out petfinder.com to adopt abandoned/rescue dogs. Thousands of cats & dogs need homes. Visit petfinder.com before buying a puppy from a breeder. Thanks for listening.
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heehee Sweetas! That cat is one badass motherfucker, and also sooooo sweet. I have pics of it on my FB....... :)
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
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PSL - what are the chances?? lmao @ "Miss-ter Kitty"
Most no-kill shelters are full these days, and many of the other kind are gassing/injecting due to overcrowding. Look at what's happening at the Gulf Coast. Hundreds of pet owners who have lost their jobs, due to the spill, are dumping their pets at shelters, which in turn are killing them after an allotted time. This all leads some people to (stupidly) think that the pets have a better chance "in the wild," so they dump them. Some are lucky, but most are not. If the dumbasses in this world would neuter/spay, we'd see about 75% less strays, and subsequent killing.
MK, lmfao @ "If my dog had his own Facebook page, his status would always read: "Licking my own asshole."
thousands of dogs have facebook pages. you need to get on it, MK!
I know a hermaphrodite cat! I call it Miss-ter Kitty.
I love that cat.
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg
((HUGS)) back caprica! @ Pink TA - thank God for people like you. The world could use a few million more. Stories like that make me sick. Where I live, people drop their animals off in the woods all the time with the thought that they're animals and will be okay. Um, hello stupid? Coyotes? Starvation?? This is why I like animals more than most people. Look at that little face. Who could abandon that? At least this is one story with a happy ending.
Go big Red!
What a cutie.
This is what happens when people who have no clue what they are doing get into the dog-breeding business. I knew someone who bred pit bulls but they weren't AKC-registered. She actually thought it was okay to mate brothers and sisters. About five generations in, one of the female dogs seemed perfectly normal until one day out of the blue, she just started freaking out at visitors - even the ones she knew. So the people who bought her had to keep her locked in the bedroom whenever people came to visit or she would have ripped them to shreds. And don't get me started on the health issues all of those poor dogs had because of the in-breeding. I hate people.
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MK, I love your heart-melting animal posts! Red looks like an adorable and very intelligent loving creature!
I've never seen those padded neck-braces, they look comfortable. My doggies had those awful white-cone neck contraptions when they had surgeries.
That is so sad! I hate irresponsible animal owners more than anything!!
When I was on vacation in Texas with my family, a truck pulled over to the side of busy intersection... opened their truck door, and threw a little chihuahua out and then took off. Luckily we saw and she came running to us when we called her. Poor little thing was so scared. We brought her back to Minnesota with us and found her a good home. People make me so sick sometimes.
Submitted by JBL on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 11:54am.
Adorable!!
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JBL, you gonna tear my heart to pieces w/ the Skippy avie, huh!? *puts finishing touches on shrine to Skip, Bubba and now Red*
OFT: {hugs to Sweetas and TTAx}
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"don't make me slay a fking beat dragon today, bitch" - me, drunk, clubbing at Love, shutting down a skank, 8/6
Redd Foxx needs to be sent to the Big ( Adam's )Apple so he can live in fleaworld. A glorious ginge pooch like that needs to strut his shit in Madison Square Park. He would own that shit by day 2.
Yay for decent people in this world!! htf can people abandon their pets?? Do strays look like they're having a good time? Assholes. >:(
It really pisses me off when humans treat their pets like shit. They/he/she could have taken Red to an animal shelter, not tossed him out on the street.
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Adorable!!
Collar is so that Red won't lick his stitches open. He is adorable and I hope he finds someone wonderful to love him forever.
Aw! what a cute little hermaphrodog. I want one!
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Ahhhhhhhh! My family rescued a pomeranian terrier cross, called Ringo, when I was a teen. They are high-energy little dogs with entertaining personalities. I am sure he will get plenty of offers for a new life.
So I watched the video again. This woman really adores Red, but he's a puppy. They need a lot of love, attention and training.
Hope she decides to keep him. Red definitely has the happy, lover puppy face when he looks up at her. *Squee*
He's a very handsome pup... good for him.
ONT: Team RED!! Take that!, you skank trash ex-owner!!
OFT: Hey GIG and the Elegant Miss Cake; Mad Catter, I wrote my 2cents re: your unfortunate coked out construction crew (don't make me don my ninja suit and shank a construction crew and ex-pup owner I FKING WILL TODAY!!!)
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"don't make me slay a fking beat dragon today, bitch" - me, drunk, clubbing at Love, shutting down a skank, 8/6
I guess it was Lady CaCa the one who abandoned that pour little hermie-dog, you know that she doesn't want any competition...
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I'm gonna take your eyes, use them as a seed, Grow up a tree on the balcony.
I still can't wrap my mind around how people abandon their animals. Never deserved them in the first place.
Submitted by fleawatch on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 11:16am.
He looks like a little fox, doesn't he? maybe the red is really Redd "fox".....he should be sitting on the chair in the junk yard yelling at that dummy Lamont for the next 30 years! i want him, send him to flea world....
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Ha ha ha ha!!! "Shut up, Dummy!"
LOTS of people are fucking stupid enough to just release animals. Most people are fucking dumber than protozoa. If you accept the fact that almost everyone around you is an asshole, somehow life becomes easier to cope with.
The latest animal thing that pissed me off was a pet store around here found some poor mangy kittens, VERY young and with no mom, covered in fleas, have not yet been taken to the vet even though the vet is within a 2-minute walking distance of the store. The poor things were covered in runny shit and I felt so fucking bad for them. And the store was charging 80 DOLLARS for a kitten, PLUS vet fees for shots and neuter/spay (and like I said, these kittens have been nowhere near a vet). I wanted to go apeshit.
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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Gah, my eyes are starting to water. Poor pooch and thd fucker that turfed him needs to diaf.
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Why if he had his peen fixed does he have the collar around his neck? did they implant an adam's apple?
he looks like a little fox, doesnt he? maybe the red is really redd "fox".....he should be sitting on the chair in the junk yard yelling at that dummy lamont for the nxt 30 years! i want him, send him to flea world....
Agreeing with Caprica6: For chrissakes, if you can't care for a pet, take it to an animal shelter, or put an ad in the local paper. To just abandon an animal? Ugh. How could anybody be so callous?
TEAM RED!
Is this a fanny pack around his neck?
Hope doggie will find a nice home. He's cute.
*SOB* Thank God for generous people like this. *sniffle*
Team Red!
I forgot MK had a dog! I remember when it was a pup and he would talk about it sometimes. I wouldn't mind an update on MK's dog every once in a while.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
oh FK, that bitch that abandoned Red is trash! DONT make me get all heated, MK, i gots a hangover and shit! *had to type this 3 fking times i'm so pissed*
TEAM HERMY-RED!!!!!!!! fk, i wish i could a adopt it. sads.
loving the blue, snuggle-soft neckbrace.
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"don't make me slay a fking beat dragon today, bitch" - me, drunk, clubbing at Love, shutting down a skank, 8/6