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The Mad Catter on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 11:02pm.
Famewhore Farrah spends most of her time in front of the cameras. If not filming, then being "caught" by paparazzi while she spends quality time with her offspring. Farrah holds a strong front up while out and has been struggling to maintain the career that she wants, though her box-office numbers have dove down almost as fast as her weight. FF is also a back stabbing whore who sleeps with any man that she can get her claws in. Her latest beau was a set-up that she had planned for a long time. No matter that he had a wife and a baby on the way. But once his wife lost the baby, she sank her claws in and snatched him away. FF has a dark and twisted past, one that she has tried to distance herself from for years. But the problem is that Famewhore had a baby at a very young age with a man that she NEVER should have been sleeping with. Farrah gave the baby up for adoption and has tried to make up for it ever since. But word on the street is that FF's little love child is gunning for her. Farrah could never deny it, the girl looks like Farrah cloned herself. But FF knows that no matter what she has done in the present, if her little secrets came out her entire reputation would be flushed. Not to mention that her hunky honey would probably take half of his and roll out. Quite a web we weave, Famewhore Farrah. Should have kept those secrets locked up like Fort Knox, because your people are talking. And if they are worried, you should be too. It's Not: Cameron Diaz; Nicole Kidman; Katie Holmes.
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Famewhore Farrah spends most of her time in front of the cameras. If not filming, then being "caught" by paparazzi while she spends quality time with her offspring. Farrah holds a strong front up while out and has been struggling to maintain the career that she wants, though her box-office numbers have dove down almost as fast as her weight. FF is also a back stabbing whore who sleeps with any man that she can get her claws in. Her latest beau was a set-up that she had planned for a long time. No matter that he had a wife and a baby on the way. But once his wife lost the baby, she sank her claws in and snatched him away. FF has a dark and twisted past, one that she has tried to distance herself from for years. But the problem is that Famewhore had a baby at a very young age with a man that she NEVER should have been sleeping with. Farrah gave the baby up for adoption and has tried to make up for it ever since. But word on the street is that FF's little love child is gunning for her. Farrah could never deny it, the girl looks like Farrah cloned herself. But FF knows that no matter what she has done in the present, if her little secrets came out her entire reputation would be flushed. Not to mention that her hunky honey would probably take half of his and roll out. Quite a web we weave, Famewhore Farrah. Should have kept those secrets locked up like Fort Knox, because your people are talking. And if they are worried, you should be too. It's Not: Cameron Diaz; Nicole Kidman; Katie Holmes.

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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

I cut my lawn today and dust flew up in my face i wanna a biscuit

yeah, I think it will be a good change. thx leenie :)

That is awesome. Sometimes you just need to change things up in life. Wish I could

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

My kid is super stoked. My dad lives right off of Front Beach Rd, he has a built in pool, there's so much to do there. And I'll only have to work part time, so I'll have a lot more time to focus on him. I'm really excited. I'm just a little nervous that something is gonna go wrong. I've already put in my two week notice, I've let my apartment know.. there's no turning back now. But.. if something does go wrong, been there, done that.. I'll survive.

That's cool, Speaky. As long as it is the best move for your son, then do it.

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

okay leenie, but if you're spending the night, you gotta sleep in a recliner.

I did have a happy thing happen today, one of my friend's father has been in rehab for a year, after living on the streets. He finally got a job and his own apartment GO HIM!!! .. well, I'm not taking all of my stuff to Florida, because my dad has everything. ya know, little stuff like towels, dishes, etc.. so I'm more than happy to give it to him. that's cool.

*jumps in car for roadtrip to speaky's*
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Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Shit, i ve been in cleaning mode all day, the only thing i didnt get to was mowing the lawn, but it was 104 today, i m not trying to die cutting that shit.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

I have some! and I still have some UV too.

I have some! and I still have some UV too.

and I'm upset that I'm out of beer, damnit!

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

lots of things leenie, but I'll be okay. :) right now I'm upset that I don't have some pie or cookies or something.

UBF, I'll buy a ticket to ATL for you and the kid if you come clean McMeanie Mansion.

Speaky, what are you upset about???

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Hey Leenie! I came to be the wet blanket. :P I'm done now.

Moving to Florida will make a big difference, I think. I hope. But it won't change me, and contrary to what people may think of me here, I'm selfless to a fault sometimes, and I suffer for it. I know that.

Hey, Leenie!
Not shit. Watching Hoarders Marathon and feeling good about myself, cause my house is clean..ha!
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

what's up, bitches?

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Still, girl, dont let anyone take advantage of you. If you feel overwhelmed, maybe its time to think that situation over and change a few things...
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

She does buy things like toilet paper, paper towels, a little bit of groceries.. but she doesn't make as much as I do and she has debts.

She is a really good person and feels like a burden. I don't want to make her feel like one anymore than she already does. It's hurting her pride enough now.

Antibitch, why is your room-mate not paying anything? She got a job, shit, she gotta chip in when it comes to the bills.Helping is one thing, but dont be a sucker.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

Thanks cappy. :)

I know cappy, you're right. I just make it so easy for everyone. It's my nature to help. I'm doing this. I'm definitely moving. I'm a little nervous, because really, my dad needs my help too but at least it's mutually beneficial.

Alright, really got to get to an overdue paper for this damn summer class.

Tomorrow's another day. Never know what it'll bring; think positive. Good luck.

'nite all

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"don't make me slay a fking beat dragon today, bitch" - me, drunk, clubbing at Love, shutting down a skank, 8/6

Who the fks leaning on you? At some point, you got to say 'no', the end. Alot of times, us dumb fkers create imaginary 'weight' and value of bullshit things. You'd be surprised how quickly ppl will move on w/ their issues when you draw boundaries and 'disappear' (move, change jobs, whatever). It's called fking boundaries. FUCK EVERYBODY DRAINING YOU. who gives a shit. they can lean til they fall over, cause you aint gonna be there anymore or whatever.

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"don't make me slay a fking beat dragon today, bitch" - me, drunk, clubbing at Love, shutting down a skank, 8/6

No Cappy, I'm being for real.

My ex and I will alternate months with my son. It's not too bad of a drive, about 10 hours.

My son is excited. He loves his grandpa and it's Panama City Beach.

I feel alone because I'm doing it alone, and have been. I don't ask anyone for anything unless I absolutely have to. I have so many people leaning on me, I don't have that.

Are you being for real or are you fucking around again? What does your son think? I'm being serious here. Are you going alone or what, first off. Second off, fuck everybody. Third off, why do you think you are alone. Honestly.

EDITED: nevermind. Maybe you're just a bit apprehensive about moving to another state is all. Just give it time.

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"don't make me slay a fking beat dragon today, bitch" - me, drunk, clubbing at Love, shutting down a skank, 8/6

My dad. Both my roommate and I are going to move in with him. My roommate is a lady who also works for payless who left her husband because she was in a bad situation. She doesn't pay me anything. She can't afford to. But she, myself and my son (when I have him), are cramped in a one bedroom apartment. My dad offered for us to live with him, we can go to school and work part time.

Whats in Florida?
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

I'm just really hurt and confused by a lot of things, this place is one of them and I don't know where to go or who to turn to anymore. I'm just so overwhelmed by so much in my reality too. I have so many people who need help and I'm out of energy and resources. I am so tired of doing and being alone. I just want to run away. That's why I'm going to Florida.

I'm out. Gotta exfoliate and shit. Later all.

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"don't make me slay a fking beat dragon today, bitch" - me, drunk, clubbing at Love, shutting down a skank, 8/6

fraks going on w/ you speaks; and be real here, for once.

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"don't make me slay a fking beat dragon today, bitch" - me, drunk, clubbing at Love, shutting down a skank, 8/6

Spit it out, antibitch. Whats the problem?
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

I don't know what to do anymore. I'm sorry.

He looks like he was really fat and lost a ton of weight. Not hot. Not old.

Fuck.

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 2:57pm.

Hello sluts. Hope everyone is having a sunny afternoon.

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Hey Jilly, great song, thanks for that, though I'm actually enjoying a dark, cloudy and rainy Sunday afternoon.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

leenie?

I think he's hot, especially considering he ain't no spring chicken anymore. I'd hit it.

God, he is gross.

Hello sluts. Hope everyone is having a sunny afternoon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1oRP7FfBw&feature=related

*chuckling* my exact sentiments joe shmoe.

YUCK! Cover yourself man! Hairy floppy moobs should not be seeing the light of day.

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"She is fat and I am cross- eyed with bad skin. We all have flaws. Hers is the fatness."

Evil, evil I say- This is Total Recall 2, with Robin Williams as Quato,

http://imgur.com/40GIK.jpg

I would hit it until he sings "Rule,Brittania",in the key of E.

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@Hockey Fan: My condolences. That's a bad end to the perfect friendship.
(I still think the bond between person and dog creates the happiest relationship on earth. Wasn't it Blaise Pascal who said "The more I see of mankind,the more I love my dog"?)