Taylor Momsen On Her Vibrator, Priests And Justin Bieber
If you ever find yourself in the darkest part of the playground and a gang of hardcore tween bitches circle around you, throw a few of these quotes at their asses to show them that you are harder than the black tar slowly eating up Taylor Momsen's eyelids. In an interview with a New Zealand radio show, 17-year-old Taylor joked about boning a priest and tried to act like she doesn't know what a Bieber is:
On why her band Pretty Reckless wrote a song about the Catholic church's pedo scandal: "I was raised Catholic. I fucked a priest once. Just kidding."On the pictures of her crotch being all over the internet: "I don't take [any of the stories about me] to heart; I just look at it this way: My fucking tampon's on the goddamn Internet."
On wearing a friendship bracelet from her vibrator: "It doesn't talk back to me, so it's really not a best friend ... I'm not a whore for masturbating, so fuck you if you want to call me one. I think women should equally be allowed to pleasure themselves as much as men. I think that if that has any more controversy than a man talking about pleasuring himself, then there's something wrong with the world."
On the most famous fetus in the world Justin Bieber: "I don't know who Justin Bieber is. I only know his name because it keeps being brought up to me. I listen to Led Zeppelin and The Beatles, so I have no idea who he is. That's not a dis; I just don't know."
If you opened up Taylor's Led Zeppelin lunchbox, I'm sure you would find a secret shrine to Justin Bieber's wondrous helmet of golden locks, so she needs to stop playing! But what's really sad is that Taylor's "I only listen to Led Zeppelin" quote reminds me of when I was in the 5th grade and some older girls who wore black nail polish asked me what kind of music I listened to. Obviously, a Debbie Gibson cassette tape was in my boombox at home, but I lied and said Alice Cooper. ALICE COOPER! Like I knew who Alice Cooper was! I probably thought Alice Cooper was Winnie's older sister. So it pains me to say that I too had a Momsen wart on my tongue once.
Here's a clip of Taylor's interview if you need it in audio form:
via UsWeekly
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Of course she says she listens to the Beatles and Zeppelin to sound cool, but we all know she listens to Britney and Lady Gagme and yes if Justin Bieber. She's not fooling anyone. This chick is biggest poser ive ever seen...next to Avril Lavigne of course.
While you have to laugh and roll your eyes over this keep in mind she's a 16 year old girl little twat TRYING to be all grown up, cool and all that. She wants to be sure we don't see her a Brit Brit type teenager so she doubles her efforts to make sure we really know how opposite she is to all that and how cool she really is. Let's face it, all 16 year olds are little douchebags never mind a little douchebag with fame to heighten their douchiness.
So maybe she's a bit of a pretentious Avril copy. Who cares? The joke about the priest was funny.
Oh! You're so edgy and different and unique....like all the other useless moppets trying too hard to be anything but spoiled fucking teenagers.
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And... "I think that if that has any more controversy than a man talking about pleasuring himself, then there's something wrong with the world."
Hunny, I don't think anyone says that it's a bad idea for a teenage girl to masturbate. But, to be honest, I think it's completely pathetic when a guy talks in an interview about jerking off. So, um, sweetie, it's not an issue of sexism; it's an issue of people of either gender proving that they're pitiful if they talk about their sex toys during interviews!
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That Alice Cooper story made me cry and laugh and cry and laugh. Winnie's sister - bwahahah!
Gross. Really should just keep her mouth shut, hoping this wasn't really her being quoted because that's a sad way to look at the world and be talking when you're only 17.
"I listen to Led Zeppelin and The Beatles"
Translation: "I heard 'Kashmir' and 'I Saw Her Standing There' on Bob the other day."
I wonder if these are the songs she'll be shaking her bon bon to on Dancing with the Stars in five years. You know it's coming.
Repeat Offenders?
Prodigal Posers?
Vibes?
Parasites?
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Avrilites?
Refried Radicals?
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Twippys?
Phaux-tards?
Trust Fund Tragics?
now its gonna bug me til we name the little fuckers.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
*Moves hand over glass ball* "I see, I see, a large building surrounded by luscious green lawns. On the sign above the entrance is the word R-E-H-A-B."
Give her an A for "effort."
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No hunny. It's not your vibe - g'head, enjoy your vibe. Altho I will say that chatting amongst friends is private enough but here you are talking to the whole of America. Not EVERYONE needs to know about your vibrator situation.... but still no - it's not about the vibe. You're a whore for prancing around in your underwear onstage singing about being a whore. And you're the worst kind of whore cuz you're tryna pretend you're not one.
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"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
I didn't think that a woman masturbating was such a controversial thing.
And she doesn't know Justin Bieber like Obama doesn't know Snooky. Fake asses.
Her parents must be so proud!
YAWN! Run back to the playground kiddie. Shame on her parents btw.
wow what an easy halloween costume. Cover eyes in black circles. Torn shirt. No pants. Cheap blonde wig. Stripper heels. And top it off with a vibrator.
"Obviously, a Debbie Gibson cassette tape was in my boombox at home, but I lied and said Alice Cooper. ALICE COOPER! Like I knew who Alice Cooper was! I probably thought Alice Cooper was Winnie's older sister."
LOL! DOUBLE *LOL* if this is actually true...
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"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."
~Buddha~
I don't know any 16-17 year old that talks like this. Unless they were abused or totally fucked up.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Um . . . who is this, and why is anyone paying any attention to what she has to say?
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I don't think she will grow out of this phase because this is who she really is. Untalented waste of space.
Submitted by happy food girl on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 6:40pm.
Perez is taking a chance for picking on a 16 year old, but she's old enough to talk about her dildo and joke about fucking a priest? Teenagers! And learn how to apply eye make-up!!!!
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Happy food girl, we have a few bare minimum standards around here. Not referring to rank trash to throw shit at skank trash is one of them.
I just went out and bought your cd...JUST KIDDING!
Translates as "I am a Virgin and I wish Tom from Tokio Hotel would notice me". I think future DOA sums this little troll up.
Someone should tell this moppet we already have one too many Avril Lavignes.
I can't even think of a time at 16 when I wore something that would give the public a bullseye view of my tampon. But Kudos to Tay for being such a badass!!!
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Twee lil cunt, innit?
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"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
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Perez is taking a chance for picking on a 16 year old, but she's old enough to talk about her dildo and joke about fucking a priest? Teenagers! And learn how to apply eye make-up!!!!
ugh, this brings back memories of when I was a youngun and an older guy that I crushed on asked if I ever listened to Alice Cooper...I was...um...I don't even know who she is...
*dies of embarrassment, again*
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Oh fucking shut up.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 3:12pm.
Badmouthing Catholicism is so cliche. You know what would be REALLY edgy? Making a music video with the image of the Prophet Muhammad.
Go ahead, Taylor...I dare you.
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Ha, I always wonder this. Like us seeing some douchetard talking about Catholicism or fucking a cross isn't that big of a deal anymore but yet other religions get a pass?
It would certainly make her seem less cliched if she did.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
I'd love to tear both her middle fingers out by the roots.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Someone needs to beat her ass. Seriously. Someone needs to rip the cigs from her mouth and twist around 360 the middle finger she keeps displaying. Enough with this bullshit.
She's so cool! Not.
Go ahead Taylor, name one Led Zeppelin song that isn't "Stairway to Heaven." Betcha can't!
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Avril 2.0 the Disney Ho version.
Someone should tell Little Miss Soundbite that there is nothing duller than forced edginess.
Submitted by Emeriesan on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 4:00pm.
Someone should invent a word for all these rich spoilt brats from the 2000's who are trying to pass as 1970s punks living on the edge.
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Well, one word for it is "poser"...
I can't stand this twat.
I dont think she would survive living in an area where you constantly hear helicopters and bullets at night while you surf in the internet. Or living with an alcoholic who repeatedly has hit your mother and struck you with a screwdriver !!!
But I turned out ok :D
Someone should invent a word for all these rich spoilt brats from the 2000's who are trying to pass as 1970s punks living on the edge.
They re not mall punks, that's too cheap. Maybe 'Bloomingdale punks'?
Talking out your ass, because your mouth knows better.
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Submitted by howdareyou on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 3:36pm.
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I just read this yesterday. In New York the age of consent is 17 yet you have to be 18 to enter a sex toy shop. Make sense at all?
On the one hand you can get knocked up or worse or you can buy a vibrator and explore to your heart's content until you're ready to do it with another person. Seems too much like the prudent thing to do to me.
And all one needs is a credit card and web access to be able to purchase a vibrator.
Stupid fake baby.
What a fucktard.
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So. let me get this straight. This girl just turned 17, and she's had some peen, but not from any boys her age - that would be some statutory rape shit.
She smokes, is constantly photographed with packs of cigarettes, and in the U.S. a person under 18 can not purchase tobacco products legally.
She's been papped partying with older crowds for at least a year now.
She sounds dumb as a rock, but graduated high school 2 years early.
She brags about her vibrator. I think you have to be 18 to buy sex toys/enter a sex shop.
She's got to be lying about her age. I guess that adds to her badassedness.
Jesus loves her all the same!!
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