And This Is Why I Love Sienna Miller
So I'm staring at this picture of Sienna Miller with Jude Law on a yacht in Ibiza and trying to figure out what exactly she's doing. Maybe she's telling everyone about how she was open mouthed shocked when she first laid eyes on Balthazar Getty's teeny peeny. Or maybe she's telling them that the back alley plastic surgeon who did her wonky tit job saved her some money by shoving the implant into her chest via her froat. But no, none of those make sense.
The simple truth is that Sienna is talking about sucking dick. There's no other logical explanation. If this was a question on a quiz, answers a, b, and c would all read: Sienna Miller is demonstrating a beej. And that's why I can't hate Sienna even though she has temporarily retired from the slut game. I also can't fully hate her because of shit like this:
Although, this is probably not what it looks like. Jude is just trying to see if that sock he lost earlier is in there.
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Submitted by SashaBug on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 8:00pm.
Who's got the nastier vagina??? Paris or this slut white trash piece of shit???
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Paris...and she has the valtrex prescription to prove it
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Submitted by Frybread on Fri, 08/06/2010 - 9:35am.
She's not beautiful (too skinny) ...
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Sorry, my bad, how could i overlook this: and she's not FAT.
When it comes to hating, the not being fat will outplay most other hateworthy assets a person can have.
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Fri, 08/06/2010 - 9:26am.
Well ... she's beautiful, she's talented, she's successful and in this photos she looks like she's in a genuine happy place emotionally.
What's not to hate about that if you're a hater.
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She's not beautiful (too skinny) and mildly talented and successful. Stop trying to put lipstick on a pig.
Well ... she's beautiful, she's talented, she's successful and in this photos she looks like she's in a genuine happy place emotionally.
What's not to hate about that if you're a hater.
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Stupid is who stupid does
Nobody knew who she was until she started fucking on him a few years ago....
They look like mirrors of each other-both small,perfectly formed,narcissistic and I would imagine extremely tedious company...
Dont get me started on their rather limited acting abilities although I did like her in Factory Girl and him in The Talented Mr Ripley...
Regarding her new titty sacks-hasnt he just had his head re-thatched-she probably figured it was time for some maintenance of her own although her snatch probably should have taken priority..
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I don't really care that much for either of them, but somehow, they fit together nicely enough.
Besides, if those two are together, half your city is safe.
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Oh and I saw Jude Law at a Pixies gig a couple months ago and he was buzzing his titties off. Sweating, eye rolling, tongue chewing, the lot.
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It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious
Ah- this will be me in a few weeks. Minus the yacht. And the sexy brown body. And the A-List boyfriend. But who cares, I'll be in IBIZA!!
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It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious
After all that time dating, they still seem to have the sexy mood. Most other couples can't manage that. So there ;)
These two are a perfect match if ever I saw one. My guess is that they excel in light conversation - dick sucking being a fitting topic in that respect - because they both come across as fairly mildly endowed in the brain department. Opportunistic and self-absorbed are other words that come to mind. Fortunately, not all good-looking people are this shallow.
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 08/06/2010 - 2:08am.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 08/06/2010 - 2:07am.
I can assure you, we don't all fuck married men.
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I can assure you nor do I. However I was talking about the fact she enjoyed her early 20s living la vida loca. Not about the fact that she wasted her time with that seriously unattractive Balthazar Getty.
To the people that compre Sienna to Paris. Oh shut the fuck up.
I have seen them both in the flesh. One has a serious wonk eye with an amount of make up that makes Rupaul blush. The other is fresh faced and naturally pretty.
Please stop acting like we are all nuns and she is somwehow a terrible slut for having had a few BFs and made some mistakes. Seriously what is this, Nun Listed? Leave it out please... Paris is a whore, pure and simple. Sienna may like some peen but she is nowhere getting paid to degrade herself.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 08/06/2010 - 2:07am.
I can assure you, we don't all fuck married men.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I like her. She is mid twenties and went around ho-ing a few years. So have we all. She and Jude go well together and they look happy. She does make him hot so I hope they have many happy years together. She is also a nice girl in real life that shoots her mouth off at times and I like sluts like that.
Those legs are pure perfection
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 11:22pm.
In a way it has caught up with them. They're with each other. Her career is in the shitter and his looks are going downhill.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
If karma is a bitch then how come it hasn't caught up with these two? How many more broken marriages and unwanted pregnacies are needed?
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And why isn't there a Jude Law-Sienna Miller sex tape until now?
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I agree with whoever said she makes him hot.
So true.
I think he knows this and it's good for his career. Also she seems fun.
Couple of drunken sunburned yo-yos.
I find Sienna really beautiful in the same way I find Kate Bosworth beautiful. They are lovely but nondescript. I saw her in Layer Cake the other day with Daniel Craig. It's a good thing she's pretty b/c she can't act worth a damn.
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Koko, yeah, he got way overexposed and damaged by those six films that were released in one year. Was it 2005? Anyway, everyone was sick of him. I remember Chris Rock said at the Oscars (if I remember right) "who the fuck is Jude Law?" lol
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 9:38pm.
Koko, do you remember that he had a sold-out-every-night, Tony-nominated performance on Broadway as Hamlet last winter? Sherlock Holmes was such a blockbuster that it is now a franchise.
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I guess I should have just said the last time he was relevant to me (and when I bothered to follow him) was his "A.I." or "Closer" days...although I did follow the whole banging the nanny scandal in the Enquirer.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Koko, do you remember that he had a sold-out-every-night, Tony-nominated performance on Broadway as Hamlet last winter? Sherlock Holmes was such a blockbuster that it is now a franchise.
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I like this whore. Quality.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
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Well anyway Sienna still looks good.
Submitted by lacubana on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 5:37pm.
look at his body language- sonofabitch adores her.
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It really does look that way...oh well they deserve each other...
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I'm looking forward to when Jude gets caught fucking another nanny
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Jude Law was my ideal man in 2001, I would have creamed my panties in a second 9 years ago seeing some slutty photos of him...now? whatever. What was the last RELEVANT movie he was in ? Jude is past the expiration date for me.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Gross, my eyes have HERPES now.
He is using her. Wedding bells or hit the road darling. IMO
Sienna, eat something! Rib cleavage is not attractive.
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
She makes him look hot. It's weird. And hot.
Submitted by sandman on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 8:51pm.
i dunno, something very natural & sexy about sienna....almost refreshing considering the rest of hwood, i love a horny slut.
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i dunno, something very natural & sexy about sienna....almost refreshing considering the rest of hwood, i love a horny slut.
Maybe she is talking about downing a nice, delicious, beverage?
they both look great and look like they are having fun...can't hate on that. They are out on a boat & the the papps are probably a ways away taking pictures..."f" the papps...more power to them having their fun
and Jude Law's not much better. Fucking dickhead with a bad comb over.
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So why are we all here again?
Who's got the nastier vagina??? Paris or this slut white trash piece of shit???
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So why are we all here again?
Two stupid, horny whores on the loose. They're both easy, cheap trash.
I ask myself if if it would be worth looking like that in exchange for being one of the flat ass stupidest people on the planet. I mean, my god, that dumb-ass blond is so fucking dense that light bends around her. I dunno. It certainly seems to be more rewarding than living right.
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 7:14pm.
*presses face against glass* Must be nice to live a life of luxury, they look like they are having a blast.
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It's SO funny that you say that. I just realized that I've been staring at these pics wondering how I might crawl through the screen to get a better look.
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"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
*presses face against glass* Must be nice to live a life of luxury, they look like they are having a blast.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Life is good. *makes farty noises on Siennas stomach*
UGH PLEASE LET'S TRADE LIVES, SIENNA. I don't care if I'll be kind of a flaky asshole, at least I'll be happy.
Submitted by howdareyou: ",,I didn't have trouble recognizing Katy Perry until someone said she looked like Zooey Deschanel, so now when I see a photo I have to doublecheck (although Zooey is actually pretty imo). "
Ohhh, new one! I have that problem with certain whores:
Jenny McCarthy & Chelsea Handler (sometimes Elizabeth Banks) (vulgar blondes)
Beyonce & Kim Kardashian (buxom & dusky)
From RHONJ: Caroline's daughter & Jacqueline's daughter (doughy sullen lumps)
Lil Kim & Foxy Brown (violent rap chicks)
Hiram Monserrate & Pedro Espada Jr. (corrupt Latino NY politicians)
They look like they are having the time of their lives - those goddamn golden fuckers. They have money; they have perfect bodies; they are probably fucking like rabbits.
I hate them.
Pass me a doughnut and a shot of tequila.