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Dressed up like she should be sucking on a ciggie and holding a martini while calling Saffy "a bitch troll from hell," Naomi Campbell testified at The Hague (hag in The Hague...hahahaha) today in the war crimes trial of former Liberian President Charles Taylor (zero relation to Converse). Naomi made it perfectly crystal cunt clear that she would rather be moisturizing her nipples with her maid's fearful tears on her billionaire boyfriend's yacht than testifying in the frivolous trial of a man who orchestrated the murder and rape of HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS!
Naomi's tortured servants might forget their place if she's not there to keep them in line by beating the letters TYVM into their forehead when they fuck up. How can the court not know this?! They should be on trial for ruining Naomi Campbell's precious life! I'm sure they will punish themselves accordingly once they deal with less important things like Charles Taylor's trial.
SO while throwing imaginary Blackberries with her eyes at everyone in the room, Naomi answered questions about the night Charles Taylor gave her a blood diamond. Naomi and Charles first met at a dinner for Nelson Mandela in 1997. Naomi testified that after the dinner two men came to her door and gave her the "dirty looking stones." Naomi tried to play like she had no idea where they came from, but said that after speaking to Mia Farrow she figured out that her gift giver was most likely from Charles Taylor.
Here's a few quotes from Naomi's testimony. I've saved the best for last. Satan is getting the last quote tattooed to his horn as I type this:
Naomi on the moment she was handed the diamonds: "When I was sleeping I had a knock on my door. I opened my door and two men were there and gave me a pouch and said, 'A gift for you'. They were very small, dirty looking stones."Naomi on finding out that Charles Taylor gave her the diamonds: "At breakfast I told Miss Farrow [actress Mia Farrow] and Miss White [Carole White, her ex-modelling agent] what had happened and one of the two said, well that's obviously Charles Taylor, and I said, yes I guess it was."
Naomi on what she did with the diamonds: "I went downstairs to breakfast and took all my luggage with me. I wanted to find my friend [Jeremy Ratcliffe, then head of the Nelson Mandela Children's Fund], someone that I trust and who does great things in South Africa for charity, to give them [the stones] to him to do something with them. I didn't want to keep them."
Naomi on why she didn't want to testify: "This is someone that I read up on the Internet that killed thousands of people supposedly and I don't want my family in any danger in any way."
Naomi on why she didn't ask the two men who the diamonds were from: "I get gifts given to me all the time, at all hours of the night. Sometimes without notes. It is quite normal for me to receive gifts."
Naomi being a SOLID GOLD CUNT OF THE HIGHEST CUNT ORDER: "I didn't really want to be here. I just want to get this over with and get on with my life, this is a big inconvenience for me."
For the record, Jeremy Ratcliffe denies that he has the diamonds. My guess is that a poor member of The Victims of Naomi Campbell Support Group got those diamonds permanently shoved into her ass when she disturbed Naomi by walking too hard on the floor. That's how Naomi works, thankyouverymuch.
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just because you're ignorant or stupid, doesn't mean the rest of us are. do your research before you start ranting about shit you know NOTHING about. look up the model Karen Mulder. she was being interviewed for some television program when she broke down and told her story of being passed around by Europe's elite, including Prince Albert of Monaco.
look at her bloody necklace...she's sporting the All Seeing Eye.
“Submitted by Goldshift on Fri, 08/06/2010 - 3:48am.
Naomi Campbell and all other "supermodels" are actually Monarch slaves, therefore, she would not give back diamonds that were just given to her. Africans (and men in general) don't just give diamonds away to beautiful women for no reason.”
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Why do people write this nonsense?
Yes, men do give away diamonds to beautiful women for no reason, especially if they are hoping it will impress you and that you will want to sleep with them. ESPECIALLY AFRICAN MEN!! To narrow it down, Rich Powerful African Men. Have you actually lived in Africa that you can make that statement that they don’t give away diamonds or expensive gifts - You do realise also that Africa is a “Continent” and not a country right? Enough with the illuminati obsession, it’s getting old.
Also, guess what Jeremy Ratcliffe has admitted that he did receive the diamonds from Naomi Campbell, and he has now handed the diamonds in once he knew Naomi Campbell was going to testify and he is willing to go to The Hague to testify about what he did with the diamonds. This is a serious issue, not some fantasy game about some crazy conspiracy theory about Monarch slaves and illuminati nonsense.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Naomi-Campbell-Jeremy-Ratcli...
Naomi Campbell and all other "supermodels" are actually Monarch slaves, therefore, she would not give back diamonds that were just given to her. Africans (and men in general) don't just give diamonds away to beautiful women for no reason. A lot of these models have Jewel programming, where from a young age, they are told that one day, if they do as they're told and take whatever their handlers throw at them, they will become beautiful like a piece of coveted jewelry or a gem stone. Once they finish their programming, they are given said jewelry as a reward and as incentive to continue the traumas of the programming. There is no way she gave those diamonds to someone else but I honestly don't think she remembers what really happened. You can read more about this programming from a former (now missing or dead) Illuminati slave, named Svali: http://www.whale.to/b/svalia5.html
On the BBC America news this morning this was almost all they talked about aside from the sports. It was pissing me off.
"When I was sleeping I had a knock on my door. I opened my door and two men were there and gave me a pouch and said, 'A gift for you'."
Yeah, I'm sure this ugly cunt is answering her own door late at night and just accepting random packages from any weirdos who show up on her fucking stoop without explanation.
I keep praying for somebody to throw acid in this bitch's face, but it never happens...
The only person this snatch cares about is herself.
The Universe and the souls of amputee children have cursed this nasty golddiggin' bitch with weave rot. Everytime she BlackBerries a person more follicles die.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 10:34am.
I must say the gifts from my cats are dirty little rocks....
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Inside of every one of them is a blood diamond...Don't believe me? Go look....:-P
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I suspect Charles Taylor has ancestors who sold their people into slavery 3oo years ago (to Europeans bound for the Americas). What a dirty business including Naomi making it crystal clear how great an inconvenience this is to herpreciouself.
i know next to nothing about this story, but i DO know that Charles Taylor was newly elected in August 1997. which may explain why he was invited to Mandela's.
he was a former military leader so i have no doubt he had a lot of blood on his hands, but he may not have had time to prove it yet, you know what i mean?
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I just don't mind being a bitch.
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LOL I guess that is one of her many "courtroom" weaves.
With that hair she looks like the girl who played Violet in the movie version of "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events".
Well, that is if Violet was a shady arrogant bitch with an anger management problem, thankyouverymuch.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 12:56pm.
LMFAO @ that article so Bitchface says under oath that Mia told her the diamonds were from Taylor. Then in the article she says and I quote
Campbell said, "Mia Farrow has tried to contact me but I have refused to speak to her."
But, giving evidence in The Hague, Netherlands, on Thursday, the catwalk beauty insisted Farrow was mistaken - and told the court she has not spoken to the Rosemary's Baby star since 1997.
Id be very curious what this bitches evidence is! Walk pose spin? Which is it?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Ugh. This is disgusting. Charles Taylor is an evil soul and more people would care about the thousands and thousands and thousands he's killed and tortured if they weren't poor black Africans. Seriously. Can you imagine how the world would react if so many thousands of white upper class Swedes (for example) were getting mutilated and hacked to death while their children were raped and turned into child soldiers?
Naomi, Mandela, Q, Farrow et al should be ashamed to even breathe the same air as Taylor, let alone socialise with the evil bastard. What. Was Oprah there, too, asking him about his Ah-ha moment?
Naomi could have at least shaved off a few years from what is likely to be an eternity spent roasting in hell if she'd turned up at that trial, head held high thankyouverymuch, and thrown the figurative phone at Taylor. Instead, bitch whinged about how inconvenient it was for her to be there...!?
This makes me want to beat on someone.
She could have redeemed herself in the public eye by throwing an early nineties cell phone at his head and shrieking abuses all while videotaping the abuse and sending copies to the thugs Charles Taylor hired to chop off people's limbs and take their children into military slavery.
rolling my eyes so hard, she's such a phoney bitch, getting gifts all hours of the night, wtf? I truly hate her....she needs to get pushed overboard while not wearing a life jacket and theres no one around to get her while the boat speeds away.
I think she should work the mines for a few years. She how she likes it
BTW- Mia Farrow has a different story - she says Naomi told her the men who delivered the stones said they were from Taylor.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20100805/ten-campbell-s-snub-to-farrow-c60bd6...
SHAADDYYYY!!!
ROFL! Her phony, upper class twit accent is hilarious. Like she's fooling anybody.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 11:47am.
Ohhh la dee dah!! "I get gifts given to me, at all hours of the night"...like this bitch would even get out of bed to answer the fucking door.
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And that's what I think is weird...apparently she didn't have to...apparently these suitors are given permission to come straight to her bed with these gifts. Like she's Cleopatra or some shit.
I'm sure her guards sleep on the floor beside her bed.
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ugh, i freakin' love this woman!
what else do you expect from someone who was part of the 90's It Girls who "wouldn't get out of bed for less then $10,000"
She used to be one of my favorite supermodels...ugh whyyyyyyy
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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 11:42am.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 11:11am.
Ill bet this bitch kept one for herself!
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I don't think she did, they were probably too small!! lol
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Thanks GLITTER KITTY. Mugabe, really, that sucks big time. No saints then in this day and age.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 11:37am.
Submitted by squiggles on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 11:21am.
Remember when she went on Oprah and weeped about how tough her life was b/c she's a cell-phone chucking, shade-throwing bitch?
LOL @ Oprah's question: "So what is it in you that thinks you can throw a phone at people?"
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HA! Yes. When she's not judging fried butter competitions w/ Gayle, O asks the hard hitting questions.
ugly, nasty, cold hearted CUNT and she is still modeling and significant WHY??? She is just a nasty person inside and out and deserves ABSOLUTELY nothing that she has ever had...I hope she gets ugly real fast...cause the inside is catching up with the outside....
@Glitterkitty yeah you like that? Such an inconvenience but on the other hand she didnt want her family to suffer. Fuck everyone else and their mother though!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Niko on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 11:53am.
How I wish I could have seen this cunt on the roaster live and full time. But at least I saw the lady prosecutor having a right go at her - bliss! I agree with DEB btw, why would Mandela invite such a prick as Taylor?
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Mandela also refused for a long time to say anything about Robert Mugabe who has the blood of thousands on his hands and today is still responsible for making Zimbabwe the hellhole that it is. Don't expect African leaders to speak out against one another. He may be a saint these days but he is not opposed to turning the other cheek in matters like this.
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 11:42am.
I don't think she did, they were probably too small!! lol
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Bwahaha yeah Ill just bet. Ill bet Charles Taylor got a beat down with a blackberry for that shit!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
How I wish I could have seen this cunt on the roaster live and full time. But at least I saw the lady prosecutor having a right go at her - bliss! I agree with DEB btw, why would Mandela invite such a prick as Taylor?
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A real inconvenience. Yeah must be so bad to leave you boat in St Tropez to testify in the International Court to help convict a man accused of the rape and murder of that many people.
Sorry this little thing called "Justice" managed to screw up your plans Naomi. Also. You are from Streatham, South London love. Where is THAT accent from?
Oh and the only thing cool about Naomi...is that she was on Ab Fab. Although she played her bitchy cunty self.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Ohhh la dee dah!! "I get gifts given to me, at all hours of the night"...like this bitch would even get out of bed to answer the fucking door. She'd probably toss her blackberry at her maid and tell her to fucking answer it.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
She`s full of shit, get a life bitch and get a less obvious wig.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 11:11am.
Ill bet this bitch kept one for herself!
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I don't think she did, they were probably too small!! lol
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 11:00am.
Speaking of dirty stones....off to shower. bbl
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you always make me laugh!!
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She still looks good, but her voice is so unpleasant, so rough. She doesn't sound too bright either. What an ugly personality. I can't find her attractive anymore.
Submitted by squiggles on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 11:21am.
Remember when she went on Oprah and weeped about how tough her life was b/c she's a cell-phone chucking, shade-throwing bitch?
LOL @ Oprah's question: "So what is it in you that thinks you can throw a phone at people?"
So i can send her a bomb to her room in the middle of the night and she will just take it?
terrorist come on do something
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Why wear such a big wig when we all know she's as bald as Bruce Willis ?.
Still she looks fabulous (even if she is a total cow bitch from hell).
They brought the "dirty little rocks" to her late night I'm sure hoping for a thankyafuck, but they gots nothing. This bald aging old whore bag is an inspiration to the art of cuntiness.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
Very small very dirty and not so much as a "Thanks for the fuck". http://bit.ly/b0bWCI
She should stop stuffing her cheeks with collagen. She starts looking like Tina Turner.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
Remember when she went on Oprah and weeped about how tough her life was b/c she's a cell-phone chucking, shade-throwing bitch? I generally don't like to laugh at peoples' tears, no matter how cunty. But I snorted at that one...especially how Big O and her audience lapped it ALL up.
LOL I forgot about Pats and Naiomi!! LOLZZZZZZ!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Ms. TYVM with Ms. Stone on AbFab:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ta2YWwBmc
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"Let me give you a little advice, girl stick figure, endorse something you know about. May I suggest breast implants? Your boyish figure is absolutely chilling." ~ Nicole Julian
Is that wig from the RuPaul collection?
HAHA that HIGHlarious! Yes we all believe she did not know what a blood diamond was, Ill bet this bitch kept one for herself! Why is this bitch still relavent?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
We could probably just add "..like my hairline." to her cuntastic quotes.
"They were very small, dirty looking stones...like my hairline."
"...do something with them.. I didn't want to keep them...like my hairline."
"It is quite normal for me to receive gifts...like my hairline."
"...this is a big inconvenience for me...like my hairline."
There! Now i feel a lil more bettah'!
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"Let me give you a little advice, girl stick figure, endorse something you know about. May I suggest breast implants? Your boyish figure is absolutely chilling." ~ Nicole Julian
Fuck Naomi Campbell, soulless abusive bitch. And go straight to Hell, Charles Taylor, to the 23rd ring torture party with Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, and the rest of egomaniacal despots who committed crimes against humanity.
I don't believe in religion, but in this case, it does sound pretty appealing.
so she didn't even think of asking who might've given her diamonds as a gift? well, we now know Naomi doesn't send thank you cards.
Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 10:51am.
I was just about to mention that - why the hell is she wearing it - she's the fucking queen of giving the evil eye.