DanRad's Got A Girlfriend
DanRad's got a new girl to run her fingers through the luscious overgrown field of follicles over his eyes and to pick him up by the waist to give him a precious peck on the lips. Apparently, the girl who is sitting next to DanRad in that picture above is his new nighttime tickle partner. The Daily Mail says that DanRad met her while filming Harry Potter. No, she's not Hagrid's long lost secret love child with Rumer Willis. Her name is Olive Uniacke and she's the 19-year-old stepdaughter of one of the producers, so she's not trying to snatch a few gold coins from DanRad's pot.
A source-type tells the Daily Mail that Olive has known DanRad BP (before pubes). They started hanging out during the filming of the first Harry Potter movie a million years ago, but the source claims they've been spending more time together recently. The source also let it be known that Olive usually doesn't go for dudes like DanRad, "She has usually gone for bad boys and Dan is quite preppy. Olive is renowned for holding some of the best house parties, really great bashes. She can be quite wild. She loves to drink champagne, particularly Moet, and she chain-smokes Camel cigarettes. She also loves to go nightclubbing.’"
This source must be a virgin pilgrim nun who marinates her ears in holy water every time she hears the word "damn," because I wouldn't use the wild label to describe a 19-year-old girl who smokes and drinks champagne. A lot of 19-year-old girls smoke and drink champagne. Shit, nowadays a lot of 9-year-olds smoke and drink champagne.
But at least the police know who to arrest when DanRad is caught drinking Andre and sucking on fags. Olive Uniacke is corrupting Harry Potter!
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Paula Cole is dating Harry Potter?
I think they look cute together. Has mainstream media brainwashed all of you into thinking all women must look like hollywood bombshells in order to be attractive? Some of the most beautiful women I've met will never be on the pages of US magazine/Cosmo.
Speaking of Rummer Willis, I wonder what hap.....no,
never mind.
Two questions:
Why is her face a different color than her body?
What does DanRad's boyfriend think of this?
Wait until she's 25 and on those heartburn meds.. owwww, sexy!
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I bet she looks prettier with her dentures in...
FFS you are never happy are you? So she isn't a model. So what? are we? I wager a bet that none of us are. Good on him not to go out with some plumped up ho.
I expected more from Dlisted.
Don't think he is gay either
I think she looks like Katie Holmes' plainer sister.
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johnnysgirl, holy fuck, I read that whole thing and truly got school. LMAO!! World-alcohol history and a lingustics lesson all in one article. :-D
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 7:18pm.
On the correct pronunciation of Moët:
http://www.lucire.com/2002/0530ll0.shtml
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So hilarious, because all this time I have been pronouncing it correctly, but only because of this Beastie Boyz lyric:
"Y'all drinkin' Moet and we got DA CHAMPAGNE! Pump it up homeboy just don't stop..."
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dementa: Pinched British face
tigerlily: She has young-old -lady-face
Exactly what I thought when I saw this pic.
@mike: THANK YOU for clearing that up. I had 7 years of French and have been pronouncing Moet wrong all this time. Behold the new and improved me!
ANDRE!!!!
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Aw, she's kind of adorably average. She looks sweet. Good for him for dating a normal person.
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She has the face of a Victorian England scullery maid, but hey, at least he doesn't appear to be with her for her cookie-cutter Playboy Bunny looks. Cheers, nerds!
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It's Pinched Britface, his last girlfriend had the same look so apparently he has a type.
And I get the feeling he isn't gay.
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Submitted by Supertramp on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 3:35pm.
I thought he was gay? Maybe he is & she's his beard.
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Rumor has it, DanRAD is not gay but his ginge co star is
She has young-old -lady-face...Kinda like Maggie Gyllijakeiessistahall...only more severe...Tell me this dude is just gay and not into Granny Porn and shit...cuz that's just too creepy...
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On the correct pronunciation of Moët:
http://www.lucire.com/2002/0530ll0.shtml
she looks like she was working for a butcher shop working in Brooklyn or something.
To his defense, I think had he chosen a model or something (like Leo DiCaprio), then we'd all be going off on him being superficial and fucking unreal women who only want him for his fame. Now that he is screwing some butcher's daughter, we dump on him for having such bad taste.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
These two trolls are kind of look-a-likes. I'm reminded of Mick Jagger, whose primary attraction to Bianca was that he could fuck himself.
((sizes up "girlfriend"))
Yup, he's gay.
Yes, I'm mean.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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She looks like the actress who played Amelie after a few nightstick jabs.
with all his millions, I'D be his girlfriend.
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She's sort of cute. Too bad she will be heart broken once he tells her he is gay.
:[ eeek
I thought he liked the peen??
Another picture of the girl
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/04/article-1300125-0AAC236B000005...
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Uh...well at least he found himself a drinking buddy.
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What a stunning beauty?
I like that throbbing red hogwart on the side of her face!
Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 4:47pm.
"Submitted by BabyOnBoard on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 4:24pm.
Wow. She certainly looks...British."
ITA. I had a British neighbor for six years who had this same pinched look about her face. Some strange breeding going on across the pond.
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My mother in law is Irish ancestry, and she has that same pinched look as well..
what a dog. She must have a really awesome personality.
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"Submitted by BabyOnBoard on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 4:24pm.
Wow. She certainly looks...British."
ITA. I had a British neighbor for six years who had this same pinched look about her face. Some strange breeding going on across the pond.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 3:36pm.
She probably has a HUUUGE dick.
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Wow. She certainly looks...British.
And whoever said she looked like SuBo: ROFLMAO!!!
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WOW SHE IS A REAL FUCKING LOOKER, AT LEAST SHE HAS HER MOUTH SHUT SO WE CAN'T SEE HER FUCKING YELLOW TEETH..SHE LOOKS LIKE POTATO HEADS LONG LOST CONJOINED FUGLY TWIN? BUT I APPROVE.
He was going out with a 26-year old ho when he was 16. It's good that he found somebody his height. It's always too convenient to date some producer's daughter. That sounds like Tobey Maguire's M.O.
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Well, whatever.
But I bet all the gold in Ft. Knox (I do so own it!) that after a couple sips of vodka, DanRad would take down his pants for anyone. Rowwwwwwwr.
"She also loves to go nightclubbing.’"
Ahhh, I'm glad that was clarified. I would have thought she enjoys going sealclubbing or dayclubbing had this not been more spelled out for me.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 3:36pm.
She probably has a HUUUGE dick.
bBWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA
thank u so much, I really needed to LOL
hate lazy ppl !!
what can i say...she has face like a shovel...and so does danrad...
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boring couple
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She looks like she could be related to SuBo.
Ewwwwwww! DanRad creeps me out y'all. ikky. (Then again I'm not Harry Potter fan)
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is she a long-lost Willis/Moore offspring?
Lol @ drinking Andre and sucking on fags.