DanRad's Got A Girlfriend
DanRad's got a new girl to run her fingers through the luscious overgrown field of follicles over his eyes and to pick him up by the waist to give him a precious peck on the lips. Apparently, the girl who is sitting next to DanRad in that picture above is his new nighttime tickle partner. The Daily Mail says that DanRad met her while filming Harry Potter. No, she's not Hagrid's long lost secret love child with Rumer Willis. Her name is Olive Uniacke and she's the 19-year-old stepdaughter of one of the producers, so she's not trying to snatch a few gold coins from DanRad's pot.
A source-type tells the Daily Mail that Olive has known DanRad BP (before pubes). They started hanging out during the filming of the first Harry Potter movie a million years ago, but the source claims they've been spending more time together recently. The source also let it be known that Olive usually doesn't go for dudes like DanRad, "She has usually gone for bad boys and Dan is quite preppy. Olive is renowned for holding some of the best house parties, really great bashes. She can be quite wild. She loves to drink champagne, particularly Moet, and she chain-smokes Camel cigarettes. She also loves to go nightclubbing.’"
This source must be a virgin pilgrim nun who marinates her ears in holy water every time she hears the word "damn," because I wouldn't use the wild label to describe a 19-year-old girl who smokes and drinks champagne. A lot of 19-year-old girls smoke and drink champagne. Shit, nowadays a lot of 9-year-olds smoke and drink champagne.
But at least the police know who to arrest when DanRad is caught drinking Andre and sucking on fags. Olive Uniacke is corrupting Harry Potter!
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