Tuesday, August 3rd 2010

La Crackaracha! La Crackaracha!

The air in Camden was filled with the familiar aroma of foot cheese, lice guts and whiskey-infused mocos yesterday when Amy Wino hit her old snorting grounds. Even though Wino looked like a junked up Lolita who got a job as a donkey show emcee in Mexico to help fund her Special K habit, she was on her best behavior last night! Not one bitch lost their cheek and none of the hospitals in the area reported a zombification. BOOOOO!!!

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Sometimes, you have to throw your hands in the air, and pray for the future:

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QueenieBK's picture

OH THOSE FUCKIN SUNGLASSES!

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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

I just want to hose her down with Clorox and de-lice her...

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dubious1's picture

There is something wrong when a girls boobs are bigger than her thighs.

YUCK!
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Whatever's picture

Ugly sunglasses. Anyhoo..... That is the least of her problems.

Richiegay's picture

Whenever La Winehouse appears in the ballet slippers you know her brain is well toasted.
Brava, Amy !

Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion

angel_i's picture

Is that an apple?

What is she saying/...?:

"Hey do you want this? Someone handed it to me but I haven't the foggiest what it might be."

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johnnysgirl's picture

Ewwwww, look at her nasty claws!

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LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL @ "la Crackracha" headline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by salacious on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 12:17pm.

We still have a pajama party pending with him.
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oh god I have erection

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

salacious's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 12:10pm.
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JUST BEEN VERY BUSY AT WORK. Hold me.

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I will bitch. I thought you had abandoned us, and I missed your nasty ways so much that I was about to swing for your team out of spite with the Few Words dude. We still have a pajama party pending with him.

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Submitted by salacious on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 12:06pm.

So you were reading all this time about how much we missed you, you sadistic freak? What happened? Were you lurking or did you get an alt? Don't tell me you're one of those annoying bitches like kuntmuffin or antibitch.

PS: Fatso? You wish I was a tubby bitch like you!
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JUST BEEN VERY BUSY AT WORK. Hold me.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 11:59am.

Submitted by salacious on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 11:58am.

YOU'RE BACK CUNT! Is it for real??? Fuck going off topic!!!
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I never left, you fatso!!!

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So you were reading all this time about how much we missed you, you sadistic freak? What happened? Were you lurking or did you get an alt? Don't tell me you're one of those annoying bitches like kuntmuffin or antibitch.

PS: Fatso? You wish I was a tubby bitch like you!

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justincase's picture

At first glance I thought that was an apple in her hand and I was so confused because this bitch doesn't eat, especially fruit, unless it is a fruity-flavoured ice pop. I see now that it is merely a crackarachi noise maker; panic over.

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Submitted by salacious on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 11:58am.

YOU'RE BACK CUNT! Is it for real??? Fuck going off topic!!!
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I never left, you fatso!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 11:08am.

hay guyz still fat I see.
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YOU'RE BACK CUNT! Is it for real??? Fuck going off topic!!!

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

Snideychick sez:

Only thing missing from thumbnail #6 is the hook in the mouth.

Amy seems quite intent on becoming the living embodiment of that old grade-school legend about the girl with spiders in her beehive. Or roaches, depending on who told the story to you. Pics of her really make me feel like I need a shower.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

*just threw garlic pellets at my coworkers so they stop bothering me*

lol Bowchicka, you wuz probably like "that's eerie!! how did she know I had Bubba!?" llol.

Nah, just lil Ned was reunited w/ his lil bubba cat doll. And Ned better keep his lil diaper-wearing, pinkeye-sty arms wrapped around bubba this time!! *side eyes Ned*

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hay guyz still fat I see.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Bowchickawawa's picture

Ahhhh...just read the previous post and now I know who Bubba cat is!!

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Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 10:28am.

Only thing we got going for us are the watchful eyes of Skippy (the baby roo) and Bubba cat.
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Caprica - who is Bubba cat? I have a cat named Bubba! :-)

OT: Amy has spectacular eyebrows. Let's give her a point for having good eyebrow game.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 9:40am.

whooaaa at all the jelly h8rs!!!!!
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People, Sucky is baaaaaaaaaaack!

On topic : Why does she always look like she smells?

TexnDoc's picture

I suppose you have to follow Martha Stewart with the anti-Martha Stewart. Yin-Yang and all that for good karma.

lmao @Islandgirl, unfortunately I did see them pics closely; that convo is dead on *dies*

Ain't no angels or demons coming for us so long as these two, and blake, dreamboat, et al, roam this Earth. Only thing we got going for us are the watchful eyes of Skippy (the baby roo) and Bubba cat.

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cappy, did you notice the second pic where Amy is trying to suck the meth... I mean CHIN off of Mischa? I'm trying to imagine how that conversation went.

Amy: "Oi!!! I know you! You were in that 902-something shitfest on the telly!

Mischa: "Um, yeah dude. Got any crack?"

parissucksliterally's picture

I love her music, but she is just so damn disgusting.\

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 9:35am.

Apparently she's now friends with Mischa Barton. The apocalypse is nigh.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1299933/Amy-Winehouse-enjoy...
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Oh for crackpotfartfuck's sake! The apocalypse can't begin if the four fking horsemen are scurred as shit to come near those walking infestations. We are double doomed. We can't catch a fking break!!

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M.E.'s picture

SUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I missed you you fucker!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I was beginning to think Sucky was in Camden being Wino's new bitch!

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Well, well, well...the prodigal son has returned!

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

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whooaaa at all the jelly h8rs!!!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

islandgirl's picture

Apparently she's now friends with Mischa Barton. The apocalypse is nigh.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1299933/Amy-Winehouse-enjoy...

snowpiece's picture

STOP HATING!
SHE IS A STREET BALLERINA IN HER SPARE TIME THANKYOUVERYMUCH!!!!

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NovaNightly's picture

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA.....@la crackaracha!!

fuck those nasty pink slippers.

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Chirio's picture

Her "friends" are a joke!
Her legs, remember when we had her legs, when we were a fetus?

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Was just thinking, this bitch is probably the only semi-wealthy (aka compared to us) chick with a shoe closet the size of dorm fridge. She's got nothing but busted pink slippers all jammed up in it, probably. unreal. Is she some kind of a cartoon character that we haven't figured out about yet?

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LaChaylo's picture

Besides the crackery, what exactly has this ho done lately besides look look like Meare Kat's dumpster digging partner?

poshjosh's picture

Lady, can you please change your fucking shoes?

TheBreakdown's picture

That's just disgusting!

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Argh! Those ballet slippers make me want to smoke.

Master Blaster's picture

She really knows how to stick with a look. Just for fun though, I think she and Britney should swap footwear for a day. Although, the combined funkiness would probably create a biological weapon with unimaginable destructive power.

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surely's picture

If this bitch had any friends, they would hide her crack pipe... and ballet slippers. But ballet slippers first!

chola loca's picture

Oh my god, ballet slippers! Dammit, woman. I'd rather see her in Crocs at this point.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Ugh, so over her. Bitch's tits look as fake as her press-on claws.

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Raul Duke's picture

BORING! Call Raul when a tittay falls out. *********************************************************************************** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRY2hio9V2g

snowpiece's picture

OMG Amy has Bubbah Cat on her feet!

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