Michael Lohan Catches Another One
Michael Lohan allegedly kicked one of his girlfriends in the bagina and he recently busted another one in the head, so I don't know why this LiLo-ish trick right here is kissing up on him in public. Okay, I do know why. We all know why.Whoring for camera clicks. But she really needs to look deep into the mirror the next time she's re-applying her Wet 'N Wild frosted pink lipstick and ask herself if she really thinks boning Michael Lohan is going to take her places. SPOILER ALERT: It isn't.
Dating that queef bag will only get you a 2-minute interview with Radar after he allegedly karate chops you in the clit and/or allegedly leaks pictures of your snatch onto the internet. Homegirl needs to aim higher (which isn't hard since The Situation is higher than Michael Lohan). But if she insists, then she might as well fill out a restraining order right now to save her some time later.
And on top of all that, she's mouth humping that roadkill parrot while he's got his cell phone clipped to his waistband! That's the worst part. Us sluts have got to do better.
Here's more of Michael Lohan at some event in the Hamptons this past weekend with his new piece and Alex and Simon from The Real Housewives of NYC.
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Submitted by queenlichita on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 6:37pm.
Those toe nails are disgusting. My abuelita would have told him to put them in a bucket with cloro.
Submitted by AttentionWhore on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 6:36pm.
JFC! His toenails.. his TOENAILS!!! ughh.. *barfs*
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Further proof of homeboy's shamelessness. Someone who was hooked up right would not put those hooves on display. Those feet alone warrant a come to Jesus meeting.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
So the Kardashians, Michale Lohan, and the Housewives are all in the Hamptons, huh? Yet one more really cool place that C-List Hollywood douchebags have completely ruined. Where next? Block Island? Dark Harbor, Maine? Waitsfield, Vermont? I am really disgusted.
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
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WTF is up with his toenails???! He should cover that shit up.
And that girl is such an immature retard judging from her pics posted on myspace. But who else would date him?
That poor girl! Does she not have any friends or family that can intervene?!
MK is right, us sluts need to do better.
LOL...you guys are great detectives.
This girl has been around the block more than the Circus Man ice cream truck.
But really rat face Lohan...I can't see this lasting very long.
Those toe nails are disgusting. My abuelita would have told him to put them in a bucket with cloro.
JFC! His toenails.. his TOENAILS!!! ughh.. *barfs*
She said on her twitter some time ago that she left FB because it was "so much drama"...mmmkay. so dating M.Lohan...is better??!!!
Coma Caca!
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He's trying too hard to be the Alpha Christian Warrior and fucking up badly. I'm not one to see the ghey everywhere, but the most "at home" I've seen him is that pic in thumbnail four. Him and Mongo there make a great couple. Maybe a hard 'n' fast boning will knock the media-whore out of him for good.
Speaking of pink; that dress is pretty hideous. Which is extra sad cuz it looks like she's got a cute bod under there...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 6:29pm.
I know i act like an old fart sometimes, but do all 26 year old sound that immature? (like chicki on her Twatter)
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I would like to advocate for all of the mature sounding 26 years olds out there, and emphatically say, HELL NO.
I do use the F word quite liberally.:)
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
his toes look weird...
@Pamela: SHHH! I like it when they do that! It saves me a lot of work;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
@Pamela: SHHH! I like it when they do that! It saves me a lot of work;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
hahaahha at the guy on the left "not sure who this bitch is "
http://www.myspace.com/youmeandmyauditt/photos/15517103
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 6:29pm.
I know i act like an old fart sometimes, but do all 26 year old sound that immature? (like chicki on her Twatter)
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She's very pink and yellow. I'm sure that has something to do with it.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
What is this chicks name? How do you guys find that shit out? You find her fucking myspace and twitter! What else do you guys know, her birfdate, ss, and her mothers maiden name? :P
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I know i act like an old fart sometimes, but do all 26 year old sound that immature? (like chicki on her Twatter)
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
she also says something about she could get used to all the paparazzi
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
LMAO From her Twitter:
"I think it's jacuzzi time again! ;) woo hooooooo! "
and thanks to Mel, we all know what that means!!!!!
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EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! This chick has no class but I guess this should be no surprise at all! People HAVE to be twittering this idiot and telling her that she is in fact the biggest IDIOT out there! They had to have met at a strip club! There is no other place they could have met!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
@MichaelJLohan Thanks Sparky :)
7:52 PM Jul 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MichaelJLohan
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
I HATE couples who act all cutesy and lovey dovey in public, or worse make out and dry hump (and for the cameras)...a spontaneous moment can be cute but this is nauseating.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
LMAO From her Twitter:
"I think it's jacuzzi time again! ;) woo hooooooo! "
and thanks to Mel, we all know what that means!!!!!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Bitch get a new outfit!
http://www.myspace.com/youmeandmyauditt/photos/21423700
Coma Caca!
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here's her twitter:
http://twitter.com/Sonia_Sunshine/
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 6:15pm.
Ha! I'm starting a Lohan army with DWM (I just made this last night) She din't invite me or anything but that's how us Lohan's roll yo!
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With DWM you dont need an invite you just bust on in to whatever she is doing!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Brenton John Knight and his peanut butter kisses (and controlling attitude) has been kicked to the curb in favor of rotten toe Lohan!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 6:14pm.
@ANgel lmfao I LOVE that avie! I was on vacation last week so I didnt see it!
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Ha! I'm starting a Lohan army with DWM (I just made this last night) She din't invite me or anything but that's how us Lohan's roll yo!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
LOL M.E! for realsssss!
Snowy: ahahahaaha there's like 4 more poems/life changing parts too. Can't wait to read them later for zzzzzzzz effect.
Coma Caca!
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@ANgel lmfao I LOVE that avie! I was on vacation last week so I didnt see it!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by d-nice on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 6:08pm.
doesn't he look like he smells like drakkar noir, funyuns & fontina cheese?
i think that he needs to see a doctor stat.
don't toenails reflect general health/well being?
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That`s most likely a fungus caused by diabetes. My stepmom takes care of feet like that for a living. The horror-stories about that will haunt me the rest of my days..
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 6:12pm.
APOLOGIES FOR THE LOOONG POST BUT SHE'S A POET PEOPLE< RESPECT HER TALENT!!!
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Be quiet, just listen, stop talking over me
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Cha! Bitch, do you have any idea how many words I had to skip over to get to this?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
If you have to say you need to "learn to be alone" you're a straight up insecure, clingy bitch.
Watch out Daddy Blohan, this one's going to be moving in by Wednesday.
APOLOGIES FOR THE LOOONG POST BUT SHE'S A POET PEOPLE< RESPECT HER TALENT!!!
My next escape away became my new way out
From whatever reality torn life with no second doubt
The Ocean State first wouldn't be so tough
Thought I had everything, but still not enough
Arizona and Cali were the next thoughts in my mind
Then the Sunshine State became the best I could find
Another new start and a plane ride away
Could this be the last time and the right place to stay?
Condo on the beach and the new ocean air
And a first week of sunburn with my skin so fair
First week of school seemed like just a game
Bouncing around classes just learning a new name
Until the third week of math when I looked to my right
To finally hear the teacher call, Brenton John Knight
The third grade flirting and watching you draw
My crazy thoughts of you, and not once found a flaw
You weren't my type at all, but somehow you got to me
Could have been the picture or maybe the cd?
The butterflies I got from hearing that first song
And the pictures I took at the pier of you playing all day long
I didn't know what to say and I didn't know what to do
But I did know that I wanted to be with you
Two months together and here we are to fight
I'm always wrong and you're always right
But they only last for just a few hours
That's the routine, then the make up showers
The way you look at me is the greatest feeling
Me on top, you look into my eyes and not to the ceiling
A lot has changed and now we're very close
And my unexpected burps are now funny instead of gross
My favorite, the peanut butter and jelly kiss
And even the mac and cheese for lunch I miss
And you know we make a great beer pong team
Thought we when we fight, we lose, it sure does seem
As much as we fight, I'm happy most of the time
But come on already, me wearing a skirt isn't such a crime
If a guy said something, I'd kick their ass
Because you're the one I'm coming home to after class
I'm sorry I'm crazy and drive you insane
I just want to be happy and not cause any pain
I like to get my way and be treated like a princess
So I'm sorry, I know that it causes you stress
I love seeing your face before I go to bed
"And I love waking up to you," is something you have said
The tossing and turning from dreams I've had of you
Not nightmares, but fairytales, of things, you have no clue
It will soon be six month, already the month of May
Back to New York til August is where I have to stay
But the day when we're only three years apart
Is when our summer will soon begin a new start
Lay on the beach for a while, a few more weeks isn't far
Then you and I will drive around soon in my sexy new car
You relax, hang out, I need to work for a while
Don't be scared, I still love you, and you don't cramp my style
Be quiet, just listen, stop talking over me
Old Saybrook, two hours, Syracuse is three
I'm proving I love you, this will show how
I'm not letting you go, not before, and not now
Each month I'll keep adding to this sweet little poem
Until finally we're back at the condo, my new Florida home.
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Hahahaha!! Chiri!
WORD!!
M.E. Thanks :)
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Ick not only does he like them to look like his daughter he likes them her age!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
On her myspace, she says she wants to 'learn to be alone' What does that mean? All I want in life is to be alone and to be left alone. More alone time!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
LMAO at her MSpace page:
"All this might sound corny to alot of people but as I got older and grew as a person...I noticed alot of change in myself and others around me.."
YEAHHHHHH BITCH IS CALLED PUBERTY AND SHIT!
Coma Caca!
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A degree in psychology?? What the hell kind of psychology was she studying? That of a fish?
Yes, Fishy, about 3 posts down from the AC's.
doesn't he look like he smells like drakkar noir, funyuns & fontina cheese?
i think that he needs to see a doctor stat.
don't toenails reflect general health/well being?
Submitted by Capitanne on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 6:01pm.
LOL thats what I thought to! The Hamptons let anyone in now as long as you flash a little green stuff and I mean a little green stuff!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
*slaps chiri*
HO!
None of us want to see a Daddy Blhan tape. OMG! I need to bleach my brain at the mere thought! GAH!
M.E. she sounds like an idiot! LOL degree in Psychology? Then WTF are you doing with this douche???
also, either Simon is a giant or Blo Ho is a short lil shit
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
is there an OP today?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
I love how it says on her myspace page. Goals in life: to stop drinking.
What a gem
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
My dream: a michael lohan sex tape! I can't wait!
ahahahaahahahaha wtf is up with these losers???!!
Coma Caca!
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snowy - she sounds like a self righteous cunt.
here's her MySpace (yea Myspace) She's 26
http://blogs.myspace.com/youmeandmyauditt
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK