Gisele Bundchen Thinks There Should Be A Worldwide Breastfeeding Law
If you're a mother who does not breastfeed her newborn baby, Gisele Buttchin thinks you should be imprisoned immediately and forced to hand over your kid to Salma Hayek. Or something along those lines.
Gisele, who has been a mother for all of 8-months, thinks there should be a law on the books that states all mothers should squirt chichi leche into their babies' mouths NO MATTER WHAT! Gisele tells Harper's Bazaar (via Press Associated):
"I think breastfeeding really helped me keep my figure. Some people here (in the US) think they don't have to breastfeed, and I think 'Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?' I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months."
The highly important committee that is in charge of passing worldwide laws will get on that as soon as they pass a law stating that Gisele Bundchen needs to keep her pie hole shut in public. No, but seriously...
I don't know how easy breastfeeding is, but I'm sure if every mother could do it she would. I mean, why waste your money on formula when you can spend it on painkillers and other substances that will ease your nerves when baby is screeching in the middle of the night. Right?
And what about Barbie? If Barbie was a real-life human being she wouldn't physically be able to breastfeed, because bitch doesn't have any damn nipples*! Baby can polish its gums on her titties, but that's about it! Gis needs to think about Barbie before she speaks!
*Barbie doesn't have a vagina either, but that little fact doesn't work with my point!
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 1:50pm.
Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady. That right there qualifies her as a fucking idiot.
lulz, truedat
My first baby had no interest in the tit. After a couple of days of him refusing I was too scared and too new of a mom to keep trying so I tried a bottle in which he took to straight away. My second one loved breastfeeding but I guess I wasn't making enough milk or something because he was hungry every hour. After two months or so and just out of exhaustion and frustration with him never getting seemingly enough to eat and not sleeping at night for longer than an hour or two at a time, I gave him a bottle. He started sleeping through the night almost right away.
Yeah, it may have been selfish or whatever so bite me. Go crusade against people who starve their kids or shake them to death or punch them in the face when they don't stop crying.
Okay, done now.
Watch her breastfed kid grow up to be a drug-addicted psychopath.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Wow, I never figured her for an airhead.
Well it's not like anyone expected her to be informed, educated or intelligent, is it?
Aaaaand now it is Briget Moynihan's turn to say something nasty about her arch-rival. And back and forth this bullshit goes. Those two should have a comic book or reality show about their on-going feud. CATFIIIIIGHT!
Oh and her figure? Comes from an eating disorder and coke, prolly. Plus she is like 6 feet tall, fer fuck's sake. She should go drink a big steaming nutritious mug of STFU, with breast milk added of course.
Although breastfeeding DOES burn an extra 500 or more calories a day, not every woman is able to get her "old" figure back through breastfeeding alone, much less added with exercise. A lot of us retain our "fuller" figures while breastfeeding as our bodies are insuring we produce fatty enough mild for our babies.
As recent studies show, the benefits of breastfeeding for the mother, on her figure are for the results AFTER she weans. Once we wean our babies from the boob, our bodies tell itself, "Hey, we don't need all this fat anymore" and it's within that first year POST breastfeeding that woman usually regain their post baby figure, or at least lose the chunk.
Someone needs to tell this vapid turd that some women can't breastfeed. There seriously needs to be a law called shut your piehole in public gis. LMAO MK! Tom really picked a moron.
What a rat-faced giraffe bitch! Women who can't breastfeed for whatever reason don't need to be given a guilt trip.
Laws! Bah! They're the beginning of the end right after money.
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Everyone remember the crazy bitch who was still breast feeding her 8 year old ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxv6R9fUO74
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
UM...some women just can't breastfeed. I tried with my twin boys...and nuh-uh...it wasn't happening. I couldn't keep the supply up to meet the demand. Sorry Gisele...I'm not purrrrrrfect like you.
Bitch.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 1:56pm.
I can't stand people like her. Just because this is something she can and does do, it means anyone who doesn't do it is useless. My first two wanted nothing to do with breastfeeding and when I had my third I couldn't breastfeed because of a health issue. So fuck Gisele and I hope that some big-breasted woman slaps her upside the head with her boob. Dumb slag.
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My first breast fed just fine, i was putting out so much i could nurse with one boob and pump the other and fill up more than a bottle's worth.
Along comes #2 and milk never comes down. I felt like such a failure. He almost had to be hospitalized for deydration because I felt I had to keep trying to get him to nurse. Finally gave in and got the formula.
#3 was born with low blood sugar and had to be fed right away, he never got interested in the boob, either.
Gisele can just go fuck herself. I got so tired of the judgemental glances from the granola types.
Gisele, what an awesome woman you are...telling other women what they should do with their bodies. It's pretty easy to say this when you are a 6 foot tall Amazon with breast implants. Someone needs to set up emergency surgery to remove her vocal cords. She is worse than Gwyneth!
STFU!
Bridgette is waaaay hotter!
Ok, i'm done acting like i'm 12.
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"Let me give you a little advice, girl stick figure, endorse something you know about. May I suggest breast implants? Your boyish figure is absolutely chilling." ~ Nicole Julian
how much you wanna bet Bridget Whatshersnatch didn't breast feed and that's where this is coming from
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The highly important committee that is in charge of passing worldwide laws will get on that as soon as they pass a law stating that Gisele Bundchen needs to keep her pie hole shut in public
ahahahaha...STFU, BITCH!
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I can't stand people like her. Just because this is something she can and does do, it means anyone who doesn't do it is useless. My first two wanted nothing to do with breastfeeding and when I had my third I couldn't breastfeed because of a health issue. So fuck Gisele and I hope that some big-breasted woman slaps her upside the head with her boob. Dumb slag.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 1:53pm.
So now Giselle is our next Dr. Spock ? I hate it when women become all entitled after having a kid (not any of you sluts) and they say things like "I'm a MOTHER now" as if that is any excuse for behavior.
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I give you "Pregnant Women are Smug" by Garfunkel and Oates...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJRzBpFjJS8
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
i hate this man-looking bitch. I wonder what her stand on abortion is.. since she thinks women should be forced to breastfeed.
she's so proud, she breastfeed for 6 whole months. 6 months!!! she probably had a baby nurse or nanny too! I nursed my son for 18 months all while working full time & carting my 6 year old all over the place.
Big fucking deal giselle. get over yourself.
I think there should be a law against Mother Smugness.
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Breastfeeding didn't do squat for my figure. Bitch just has good genes.
But, in general I agree with her on the value of breastfeeding. I wish it wasn't so weird to do it in the US, because I was practically homebound for the 3 years I did it. Except that time I was stuck on an airplane with a screaming baby on my lap and a frat boy in the seat next to me. That guy got an education that day...
So now Giselle is our next Dr. Spock ? I hate it when women become all entitled after having a kid (not any of you sluts) and they say things like "I'm a MOTHER now" as if that is any excuse for behavior.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Who gave her permission to speak?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Gisele, STFU! It's called personal choice you fucking cunt. OH, AND the fact that there ARE that percentage of woman who CANNOT breast feed either due to a medical condition, personal beliefs, time constraints, or the face that NOT EVERY FUCKING BABY TAKES TO THE BREAST YOU BITCH!
Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady. That right there qualifies her as a fucking idiot.
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Giselle makes me sick. She is another delusional bitch like Fishsticks Paltrow. I love when bitches with lots of $ and access to the finest things, wants to dictate to the real world about what the proper behavior. While breast feeding maybe the best thing for the child, not every woman can breast feed.
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