Monday, August 2nd 2010

Gisele Bundchen Thinks There Should Be A Worldwide Breastfeeding Law

If you're a mother who does not breastfeed her newborn baby, Gisele Buttchin thinks you should be imprisoned immediately and forced to hand over your kid to Salma Hayek. Or something along those lines.

Gisele, who has been a mother for all of 8-months, thinks there should be a law on the books that states all mothers should squirt chichi leche into their babies' mouths NO MATTER WHAT! Gisele tells Harper's Bazaar (via Press Associated):

"I think breastfeeding really helped me keep my figure. Some people here (in the US) think they don't have to breastfeed, and I think 'Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?' I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months."

The highly important committee that is in charge of passing worldwide laws will get on that as soon as they pass a law stating that Gisele Bundchen needs to keep her pie hole shut in public. No, but seriously...

I don't know how easy breastfeeding is, but I'm sure if every mother could do it she would. I mean, why waste your money on formula when you can spend it on painkillers and other substances that will ease your nerves when baby is screeching in the middle of the night. Right?

And what about Barbie? If Barbie was a real-life human being she wouldn't physically be able to breastfeed, because bitch doesn't have any damn nipples*! Baby can polish its gums on her titties, but that's about it! Gis needs to think about Barbie before she speaks!

*Barbie doesn't have a vagina either, but that little fact doesn't work with my point!

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130490laura's picture

Me and my brother were fed "chemical food" because my Mum couldn't breast feed and we are just fine. We're both healthy, a normal weight, tall and smart.

If people breast feed then that's up to them, but people shouldn't feel like they have to or they are a failure because they can't. Bottle feed is perfectly safe and healthy.

chefcammi's picture

@ ISprainedMyUvula-
its called The Brazillian Butt Lift

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d-nice's picture

breast feeding is the best feeding but you can't mandate this!

i swear this chick is a pretentious B!
she doesn't know everyone's circumstances and she seems to make decisions based on vanity anyways.

and she likely responds to her critics with comments like don't hate me because i am beautiful.

moomarse's picture

OK, listen bitch! You are a fucking model and we don't PAY you to open your vapid mouth and begin spouting your stupid ducking opinions on motherhood, OK? OK!

SOME bitches CAN'T breatfeed!!! Dumbass.
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azgirl's picture

Bitch, you and the government stay away from my boobies!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 2:38pm.

stupid cunt. screw her why doesnt she offer to breastfeed all the world children then. i for one am not having something latched on to my tit. i will breast pump then feed it to it in a bottle but it's getting no where NEAR my fucking breasts, i mean the little bastards already suck the life out of u for 9 months now they have to suck the tits off u for another 6. no thanks.

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LOL! I'm sure you'll feel a little differently after it comes screaming out of your vagina.

But yeah - if it's such a pain in the ass to you to give up 9 months for the sake of another human being you might wanna reconsider having children at all cuz *NEWSFLASH!* You gotta sacrifice for another 18 years after that.

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chefcammi's picture

My argument for forced breastfeeding is- What if youre a drug addict? A boozer? Wouldnt it be wiser to formula feed than to take the chance with trace amounts of your drug-of-choice/alcohol that may be found in breastmilk? Not every woman is who births a baby is clean and sober.

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M.E.'s picture

Although giving your baby the breast CAN be the best feeding option. A woman should not be forced to by a law.

Yes, breastmilk is free, yes, it contains the anti bodies needs to help build your childs immunities, yes, it has (in most healthy women) the correct "fat content" for your child.

In a perfect world, sure.

Aside from the women who can't breastfeed due to low supply, baby refusing, etc. Do we really want to force women, who for their own selfish reasons continue to drink, use drugs, etc to breastfeed? It's one thing to promote breastfeeding as the best option, but another to force those who DON'T due to drinking/drugs/medical issues.

Like we really need anymore fucked up kids out there?

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Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 2:38pm.

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I mean this with all the love in my heart... PLEASE don't breed. At the very least until you're mature enough to not call a baby "it" if ever.

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I agree broadly that its a matter of personal choice but I also think that lifestyle factors and physical limitations come into play. For instance, I expressed milk partly because I have very heavy, dense breasts. My boobs were just too huge for my babies to handle (and I ran the risk of smothering them -- truly). Thing is -- nobody tells women this stuff. Nobody says "oh your weird big ass titties might make it a problem" or your flat nipples or whatever it is that makes it hard. So then when women try and they can't do it, they feel discouraged and down on themselves for failing and there is hardly anything out there about successfully bottle feeding expressed breast milk. Had I not figured it out on my own, my kids would not have been feed breast milk. I think there needs to be more real information (not propoganda) out there.

Plus, lets not forget that its like everything else in America -- its the current thing. 50 years ago, women of a certain class would not be caught dead with their titty in a baby's mouth.

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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 2:33pm.
...Alessandra Ambrosio breastfeeding... now THATS hot... lol

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I dig that chick. I think I read somewhere that after she had her kid, someone asked how she got back in shape and instead of the usual celeb "oh, I breastfed and run around the house all day with a newborn!" she basically said she did a shitload of cardio and worked her ass off.

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Erika_Leigh's picture

stupid cunt. screw her why doesnt she offer to breastfeed all the world children then. i for one am not having something latched on to my tit. i will breast pump then feed it to it in a bottle but it's getting no where NEAR my fucking breasts, i mean the little bastards already suck the life out of u for 9 months now they have to suck the tits off u for another 6. no thanks.

chinlee3's picture

What the fuck is she talking about? Did she hire a wet nurse? She needs to keep her mouth firmly closed at all times.

sonne's picture

I'd rag on anyone who said what Gisele said, even the First Lady (who, btw, has absolutely no fashion sense, imo ;) ). It was how it was phrased. Of course it's all about personal choice and while breast milk is the best, it's just not possible for everyone, for whatever reason.

snowpiece's picture

"I think breastfeeding really helped me keep my figure. I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months because I don't like looking at fatties"

also I love how she goes "I think and In my opinion" OK Gis, we get it! the all mighty is speaking!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 2:28pm.

I'm sure she would agree everone who could breastfeed, should.
And without reading any comments I'm sure everyone is ragging on her because
she's Gisele. If she were some fat ass current First Lady she'd be so
right!

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Please. If that were so I couldn't forgive her becuz she's obviously too beautiful to be smart.

♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 2:28pm.
I'm sure she would agree everone who could breastfeed, should.
And without reading any comments I'm sure everyone is ragging on her because
she's Gisele. If she were some fat ass current First Lady she'd be so
right!
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If you bothered to read the comments, you would find that that wasn't the case.

chefcammi's picture

...Alessandra Ambrosio breastfeeding... now THATS hot... lol

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fishsticksfan's picture

Well she does have a point.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Personal choice. Nothing more, nothing less. I do feel, however, that women who overpreach "breast is best" are doing a huge diservice to those who want to but can't because of supply. My three ultimately were formula fed and are no worse for the wear though it broke my heart to throw in the towel with my third when eight weeks in, he was only 4 ounces over birthweight on the boob.

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GlitterKitty's picture

Crimes of Gisele (apart from being a smug horse face)
1) calling Tom Brady and Bridget whatserface's son "her son".
2) telling us mere mortals how giving birth did not hurt
3) telling us mere mortals how her son is potty trained at like 4 months
4) telling us mere mortals that it should be a law to breastfeed.

Can this bitch get any more obnoxious? Here's what Gisele, oh Godess with a few nosejobs and a titty job with an average looking simpleton of a husband, not everyone has that choice and not everyone has earned millions so they can sit on their arses looking after their babies 24/7 whilst employing a few nannies, and keeping in shape in the gym.

So stfu.

I hate her.

chefcammi's picture

So.. what happends if a mother breaks the law and doesnt breastfeed? My supply dried up after my 1st birth because of the meds I as on to prevent a stroke (pre-eclamptic), my 2nd I tried SO hard to BF and gave up, my 3rd I REFUSED to give up and was successfull (yay!). To lump all women into HER idea of how things should work is WRONG.. It's that militant attitude that me and my friends talk about- and she's a doula!

She's an entitled twat who is probably only breastfeeding to regain her figure.. bitch.

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TexnDoc's picture

I'm sure she would agree everone who could breastfeed, should.
And without reading any comments I'm sure everyone is ragging on her because
she's Gisele. If she were some fat ass current First Lady she'd be so
right!

I expressed breast milk for my now 10 month old twins. I couldnt really manage them both on the boob and let me tell you, pumping enough milk to supply two babies was a full time job and I could only do it because I was fortunate enough (hear that bitch ass Giselle -- its a privilege that all women can't afford) to be able to stay home with them. If I had to work then there would be no tittay milk. I'm now down to feeding them only 1 bottle of breastmilk per night.

My friend back in London just had a baby and those bitch ass midwives were telling her that she might as well feed her baby fried food and candy and that she's going to give him a heart attack if she gives him formula. Seriously, the baby was STARVING cause her milk wasnt in and they were using la leche league fearmongering on this helpless women whose baby was screaming from hunger. I told her "DONT STARVE YOUR FUCKING CHILD!!!" I hate people like that! HATE them!!

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 2:19pm.

Awe, ELB. Maybe I should have drank during pregnancy and breastfeeding. At least then there would be some proof as to my being a horrible mother.

*snicker*

Word Homegirl! :)
*giggle* < bit too gay?

angel_i's picture

Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 2:20pm.

i love how everyone is ragging on her for saying you should breastfeed your kid.i guess it's a third world thing.

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It's that she wants to make it a LAW! Like people need to be told BY HER how to live.

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 1:57pm.
how much you wanna bet Bridget Whatshersnatch didn't breast feed and that's where this is coming from
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I betcha that is exactly where this stupid comment stems from. Bridget is way hotter too.
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Uncle Brain-fart's picture

While i nursed both of my kids, i m not trying to force that shit on anyone. If you can, do it. If it doesn`t fit into workschedule or just doesn`t work for you for other reasons, dont.
Yeah, it helps you drop the pounds, but since i m naturally skinny, i ate like a damn cow. And once i stopped nursing , i had to get used to smaller portions.
Boy, was i was glad to have my tits back after two kids back to back.....
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xerquina's picture

i love how everyone is ragging on her for saying you should breastfeed your kid.i guess it's a third world thing.

M.E.'s picture

Awe, ELB. Maybe I should have drank during pregnancy and breastfeeding. At least then there would be some proof as to my being a horrible mother.

*snicker*

Oh lawdy, a breast-feeding thread. Things is gonna get ugly up in here...If you choose to breast-feed, great, if you choose not to, THAT'S YOUR CHOICE!
*runs away, vowing never to come back to this thread*
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sonne's picture

I had to hurry in to read the comments. LOL, everyone here makes me feel better about the world. :)

My first couldn't breastfeed so I pumped and still felt guilty because *gasp* he was using a bottle (full of breast milk). That's how bad the breastfeeding nazis are here. The second had no problems breastfeeding. Here's the funny thing: I had birth depression with both that did not lift until I stopped producing milk. So Gisele, go suck on that titbit (on purpose typo) and STFU. Hopefully real life will kick her in the ass soon and she'll realize what a dickhead she's being. I was like that BEFORE my kids. Haha, life kicked me in the ass hard and I got over it, thank god! ;)

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MK, I used to paint nipples on my sister's Barbie dolls.

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I guess it's a good thing the dumb ho isn't in charge of the laws. I will most likely have to start taking heart medication for a while in the next few months. I can become pregnant while taking it, but the dosage has to lowered to almost non-existent. But I can't breast feed while taking it, because the medication would really hurt the child.

The millionaire is bitching about people feeding their children food that contains chemicals? Come back to me when most people can afford to purchase food that doesn't contain as many chemicals and they have to time to actually make the food.

Probably because she thinks her breastmilk is actually her creativity spouting out. If you don't breastfeed, you'll have a boring ass unoriginal kid!

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 2:07pm.

While breastfeeding my first, I was a low producer. Mostly due to the fact I was uneducated about HOW to keep my supply up and I had a lazy nurser. But I kept it up for a year, pumping while at work, so he received, boobie juice through me and a bottle, but I had to supplement with formula, the first few month and I introduced him to mushed foods by the third month because "I" just wasn't enough for him.

Now the second one. Damn. That kid had the Hoover system for sucking and I was a damn lactating fucking cow.

Bad Mother! Your milk was probably 100% proof.
*Just from what i heard on the DL streets! I don't believe it though*

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Fucking idiot. I couldn't breast feed cause I was on medication for my blood pressure which took a year to resolve.

Giselle needs to shut the fuck up and just model clothes.
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She's a cretin, not all babie will suck on their mother's nipple and some babies need special diets that a mother's milk cannot provide.

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Possum's picture

I hate boob nazis.

My bitch-ass sister-in-law was adamant that she would breastfeed her kid. But the kid couldn't get the hang of latching on, and within a few weeks the poor thing was starving and losing weight and crying all the time. But my SIL was "No! No! I'm gonna breastfeed and that's it! I'll be a terrible mother if I don't!". The pediatrician told her to get over it and put the kid on formula already.

Now it's 10 years later, and SIL can barely bother to look after her kids, let alone worry about what they eat. Kid turned out fine, despite his dumbass mom.

El Bastardo's picture

I'd like her to suckle on my man milk! *sluuuuuuurp*

SpiceDong's picture

funny that the first part of that quote is all about her and keeping her figure and not necessarily the baby's well-being. makes it really clear what her priority is. it's all about her bod.

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Echo27's picture

What a stupid bitch. Some women just can't do it. Some babies never figure out how to latch on. Those mothers should not be made to feel like pariahs because it didn't work out. I know some women who are seriously scarred because they can't breastfeed and feel like failures.

That said, I think all who can breastfeed should. It is truly the best food for a baby. You can even use formula as a supplement if your milk supply doesn't turn out to be enough for the baby. I did that in the beginning because my son was born really small. I don't think it should be mandated (obviously!), but it's a really good thing. If someone can't do it, fine. Just don't be a piece of shit like someone I know who didn't breastfeed simply because she wanted to smoke like she did through her whole pregnancy. That's just fucking selfish. I used to smoke and there are days that I would LOOOOOOVE a cigarette. Fortunately I love my baby more than nicotine!

Isn't she the one who said her birth was super easy, quick, natural, and pain free?
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sometimes i miss shooting milk out of my tits at will, but other than that i'm cool.

i'm glad i breastfed, i do think it's the best choice if possible but - just keep the kid happy and alive the best you can, bitches. that's hard enough.

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squiggles's picture

This woman is obnoxious. I don't have kids but I can't stand this sort of sanctimonious stance that women who bfeed are somehow better, more attentive, more invested mothers. I imagine it's already enormously hard to be a parent without this added pressure. My good friend had breast cancer at 26 and a double mastectomy, followed by many surgeries that made her unable to bfeed. Whether you can't or just CHOOSE not to nurse, it should be your own business.

I wonder if she tried to breastfeed the other child she called her son, Bridge Moynihan's kid?

PrezidentLeila's picture

I had so many problems trying to breastfeed. I had to use formula instead and then my son wanted nothing to do with the breast since the bottle was so much easier. I cried for the first three weeks, I felt so guilty I couldn't breastfeed. So according to this bitch, I should go to jail? I hate this bitch now!

M.E.'s picture

While breastfeeding my first, I was a low producer. Mostly due to the fact I was uneducated about HOW to keep my supply up and I had a lazy nurser. But I kept it up for a year, pumping while at work, so he received, boobie juice through me and a bottle, but I had to supplement with formula, the first few month and I introduced him to mushed foods by the third month because "I" just wasn't enough for him.

Now the second one. Damn. That kid had the Hoover system for sucking and I was a damn lactating fucking cow.

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There should be law against stupid celebrities mouthing off about things they don't know about.

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QuweenJillian's picture

Nothing against breastfeeding, but some people just don't know when to stop. My sister in-law breastfed my niece until she was like 2 1/2 years old. It was weird.

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angel_i's picture

And some women just don't like it. Personally, I don't think it's better having your baby attached to you while you're sitting there feeling really bitter about it just cuz SOMEBODY said it's better for them. Babies are really sensitive like that. Give the poor thing a complex afore it can even sit up by itself.

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby