Monday, August 2nd 2010
Lady Caca's Chocha Is A Portal Of Creativity
In September's Vanity Fair, Lady Caca not only admits to sometimes lining her nostrils with Lohan powder, but she says that she hardly lifts up her peen and lets a dick poke her in the snatch, because she's afraid it will steal all her creative powers. Isn't that how the porn version of Drag Me To Hell starts? Lady Caca said:
“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”
This explains why she's always seen looking for bloody tampons, used diaphragms and crusty condoms in the trash cans outside of the homes of Grace Jones, Vadge, Dale Bozzio and Roisin Murphy. Creativity must go in the same way it goes out, right?
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I am stunned that she is creative and stunned that she has a vagina
@ Super martin
"So like, if that's true does that mean slutty people have no creativity?"
according to Gaga, yes, hense why they are slutty because they cant get attention through legitimate talent. and considering this is coming from the queen of attention seekers we know these words are true.
I like the choker. Gorgeous!
I dunno why, but if I had to choose between watching Barry Manilow and GaGa, i would choose Manilow.
Dale Bozzio was broke and destitute last time I heard.
Just read a few comments over at Vanity Fair and she has fans there too. I've heard recently that VF has gone downhill and now that I know she has fans there, I totally agree.
-She's hideous.
-She has some fucked up ideas about sex. If you don't feel good about it, don't do it...but something's usually wrong when that's the case.
-She's no younger than 29. Don't even try to convince me.
-She has no creativity in the first place. She really needs to learn how to take inspiration and synthesize things on her own...but that's too much work for her feeble brain.
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Aint no cellphones in '69 man, I'm head to toe legit.
What a psycho. Her level of insanity might surpass that of Angelina Jolie's. And that's saying a lot.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 6:03pm.
Funny, during sex I feel I'm GIVEN something!
Oh, yes, it's called euphoria and satisfaction.
Fuck of CACA. You got some fucking issues girl.
--No kidding. I feel like I'm given a penis with a body attached, and that is what I like to call FUN.
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In my neck of the woods, men who will do ANYONE are known as Donkey Dicks.
He-WHORE,he'WHORE.” -A.cotw, DListed
She is so ugly !
Oh please. She doesn't have a creative bone in her whole body. She's not as bad as other pop products such as Avril and Rihanna but spare me the "artiste" talk, OK Gaga?
I wish she would just come out as a transexual already.
I like the grey hair.
I've actually met women and a few men who feel that way, I guess they feel that other pople steal their energy or their "vital juices" thru sex.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
@ Carpe Diem "She has a really nice body."
HUH? I'd do her, yeah. But her tits have the look of a Ziploc baggie quarter-filled with water.
Funny, during sex I feel I'm GIVEN something!
Oh, yes, it's called euphoria and satisfaction.
Fuck of CACA. You got some fucking issues girl.
Well said....and if anyone thinks that Caca isn't a BLATANT Dale Bozio RIPOFF, needs to watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80FW-s8B4E0
What creativity is she talking about? She hasn't got an original bone in her body. Or any other "bone" apparently....
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
fucking Stella.
An inspired poster,eriko111987, posted this on Dale Bozzio's Missing Persons YouTube vid:
"Inspired gets used too often. Gaga has been "inspired by" at least 10 artists I can think of, yet has no originality. Inspiration is a poor defense. That is the problem I have with her. I am inspired by David Bowie, but I don't dress up like Ziggy Stardust. Inspiration has to manifest itself into something beyond mimicry. Otherwise it is just a rip off. A cheap knock off."
The fact that she is so pretentious about her music, as if she really did birth a whole new art form from her vag, is ludicrous.
I love SEX (my last bf said we had too much?!?!), but have been celibate for 5+ years cuz I feel like when I "give" myself to a man, he steals some of my independence and feminism.
It's silly, but I feel like I have a temple between my legs and not just any man can enter. PLUS, you don't know what you can "get" these days...
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
She didnt say that, did she? Oh lord, its truly the end of the world as we know it. And Im not feeling fine.
plus, i thought she had both parts...?
I don't dislike some of her tunes, but I saw Blondie live in 78, Dale Bozzio in 81, and Madonna in 83. This just seems oooold hat shit to me.
And yes, I know I'm old, too.
This overrated hag right here...
It sounds like a twisted version
of the idea of sacred virginity
in the Middle Ages, i.e. Leonardo
never married & claimed
to be childless. I think same
with Michelangelo (I think I
spelled it wrong). Elizabeth
Tudor was like the last vestiges
of that belief, being in the
Renaissance era.
So like, if that's true does that mean slutty people have no creativity?
Oh she's edgy, this one. I guess now she's now doing an homage to 90's era Britney's frighteningly uniformed and stupid quotes.
OMG, DALE BOZZIO. I have been trying for months now to pinpoint who exactly GaGa reminds me of, and you, you fabulous bitch, knew it all along! GaGa should totally do a cover of "Words" because it would be like several universes colliding. She could even appropriate the plexiglass brassiere (but I'm sure she already has one). Jesus H. Christ, now I have to go to YouTube and find the Missing Persons video. Michael, you are the plug to the hole in my brain. THANK YOU.
ETA: Here is proof positive that GaGa is stealing from the best: http://tinyurl.com/284tr6u I think I'll dye my hair blue...
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 2:54pm.
Her ears are TOTALLY alien. Freaky.
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i was just looking at that, wondering if those were real or some sort of prosthetic...
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
Her ears are TOTALLY alien. Freaky.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
I applaud her for the abstinence but doing drugs... NOT smart.
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I would imagine her creativity seeps out through her huge schnoz. How could someone afford to do coke with this gonzo beeyatch? I think a photoshop awards tag would have been good here too.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
She has a really nice body. She says the weirdest things though. I use to like her at first but now she's any other media whore. She's too mainstream now and I agree with you ladies on how everything she does is calculated.
She has great skin so I bet this skank will be on Proactive soon.
Ad Astra Per Aspera: To the stars through difficulty.
*smooches@sal* I'm just realizing that it's not coming through, so much, in print that I'm not being all pissy up in here. I have my "debate" voice on but that's it, really:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Loved her in concert on saturday here in Phoenix!
What creativity?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 1:48pm.
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WTF? I din't say dat. That's good marketing right there.
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LOL Angel, sorry, my bad, I mixed conversations. It was something phillyphillie said.
Submitted by phillyphillie on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 1:13pm.
the record execs that created what lady gaga is go through so much trouble to make sure she comes across as an edgy freak and then she says she does cocaine?
wow. cocaine. that's really creative and different. FAIL.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
I do like her Emmylou Harris hair.
*reports self*
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I'd say 25, tops. She just doesn't sound (or move) mature enuff...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by sonah22 on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 12:36pm.
You really believe she's 23? LOL!
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Why? What do you believe?
--At least 27 or so...not old, but definitely lying since the standard age for making it these days, acc to Hollywood, is about 20. Most celebs who didn't start out as child stars are probably lying about their ages, IMO.
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In my neck of the woods, men who will do ANYONE are known as Donkey Dicks.
He-WHORE,he'WHORE.” -A.cotw, DListed
So, did that rubber ear-thingie on GaGa's neck fall out of her vagina?
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 1:23pm.
I don't think this isn't calculated....
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Wot?
Angel was saying that Caca's record companies are going to be scared now that she's admitted to do blow.
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WTF? I din't say dat. That's good marketing right there.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
I doubt I think like the average gaga fan, but I assume all entertainers are abusing coke or h, but even if they aren't I don't really care one way or the other.
Submitted by sonah22 on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 12:36pm.
You really believe she's 23? LOL!
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Why? What do you believe?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
what a phony
crazyinjapan shhhhh don't worry, I like her music tooooo!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
@DWM: Sorray! I totally noticed that! I was really TRYING to go for something different but I gotsa new program and I'm not that good with it yet. I was gonna changed it sometime today. But, in the meantime: You down with ICC? Yeah, you know me! :)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
...sorrry to state the obvious, but wow they really did photoshop her to F U and back here, eh?...
'...Goodbye aging obscurity, and 'Hello' magazine!...'