Jeremy London's Wife Admits The Obvious
After Jeremy London gave all of us the laughs for claiming that he was forced to smoke crack and pass out booze in the gang areas of Palm Springs by evil kidnappers, his ventriloquist dummy of a wife spit out the same story. Melissa Cunningham went for the laughs herself by saying that the kidnappers drove her home after she cried about being scared. That joke never gets old and should really be inducted into the comedy hall of fame. There's no gongs involved when Melissa and Jeremy open up their mouths.
Well, Melissa is now saying that she believes the kidnapping thing was really a drug deal gone wrong. Fuck me in the ass with a DUH! You don't say?
Melissa and Jeremy are both shooting Celebrity Rehab right now, and she took a break from getting high on Dr. Drew's glare to talk to Radar Online. Melissa admits that they were both messed up on Ambien before the "kidnapping." Melissa says she told them to drive her ass home, because she overheard Jeremy asking them for Vicodin and she didn't want any part of that.
Melissa said, “I did overhear him... he said something about Vicodin. I’m not exactly sure what it was, but that is what got me pissed and I asked to be driven home. I thought, ‘Get me out of this car, something shady is going to go on’, but Jeremy was like, ‘Oh, no problem, no problem’ and I said no, take me home, right now. I think they wanted me to leave, so they could go party with Jeremy or whatever they had planned.”
When asked if she thinks Jeremy made up the whole kidnapping thing, Melissa said, “I can’t answer that question with a clear conscious... because I don’t know what went on when I was out of the car."
Meanwhile, 26-year-old Brandon Adams is still sitting in a jail cell on kidnapping charges.
It was nice of Melissa to clear up the obvious for us, but there's still a million more questions that need answering. 1) Is it true that Jeremy London came up with that crackamaney scheme while watching a Six Feet Under rerun on a TV in a Super 8? 2) Is it true that Melissa is actually a discount blow-up doll version of Brittany from Daria? 3) In her expert opinion, does she believe that Ambien is having the BEST YEAR EVER? 4) More importantly, why am I still posting about Jeremy Fucking London?
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How dare they mock David Fisher like that!
The conclusion...
It was fun while it lasted.
and now I know who Jeremy london is.
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I had a script for ambien like 10 years ago and I had no idea you could get fucked up on it! Thats when I actually did drugs! Fuck me running I thought it was just so I could sleep! :(
I will say I told my doc it made me sleep walk and sleep eat and she did not believe me! A few years later it came out in a study! I felt like saying what now bitch!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Just goes to prove you don't need to have a pretty face when you've got large fake tittays
More and more Jeremy sounds like the tweaker Tawana Brawley. Looks like missus is distancing herself from the coming shitstorm by going public with her thoughts now.
well knock me over w/a feather...fucking idiots.
Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 2:59pm.
Why are soooo mnay people on Ambien? Can the whole world not fall asleep anymore?
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LOL! It would be nice if they shut off the lights now and then:)
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Why are soooo mnay people on Ambien? Can the whole world not fall asleep anymore? I haven't slept a solid 8 hours since my kids were born 10 years ago but that doesn't mean I NEED a sleep aid. If the doctor offered me this now I would run away as fast as I could. Drugs are BAD people. And now there's a drug for my eyelashes. Too too much.
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Did this shit for brains really think anyone would buy this story? Drug dealers kidnapped them and drove her home and made him do drugs and drink? They should not be on TV they should be in jail.
Wait so there *aren't* people in Palm Springs forcing innocent law-abiding just-minding-their-own-business citizens to do drugs?
And drug dealers will give you a ride home if you ask them?
Well I learned a couple new things today! Do you think NYC drug dealers also give free rides home? I'll never have to pay for a cab again!
Melissa Cunningham went on to say, "Oh, and this is not my real eye color."
Man, Vicodin makes me feel like the grodiest shit - I can' understand why people like it so much.
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these lame brained white trash chipmunk cheeked assholes irritate the hell out of me...he looks like such a major retard...and don't get me started on her...those cheek implants are what is killing me the most...but anyhow, how incredibly stupid do they think the american public is...I wish Dr. Drew would let them bottom out in downtown L.A. skid row...instead of paying them to share their fuckery on VH1. Waste of air...they actually irritate me more than the WhoreCantell..Uglitell Uchitel...because they are even more transparent than her...why on earth do they even insist on being relevant, and why on earth do I waste precious typing time even commenting on these stupid useless fugly turds!!
They look like the king and queen of the trailer park.
Pure White Trash.
"Ambien, aka Zolpidem, is a hypnotic prescribed for the short-term treatment of insomnia. It interacts with the GABA-BZ receptor complex and shares some of the pharmacological properties of the benzodiazepines. As with most benzodiazepines, zolpidem can cause anterograde amnesia (forgetting the period during the effects)." (http://www.erowid.org/pharms/zolpidem/zolpidem.shtml)
If it is used for LONG periods of time, the sleep effects stop working and you just get the fun buzzy feeling and anterograde amnesia. Highly psychologically addictive, thanks to personal experience.
Have taken Zolpidem nearly every night for the last 10 years.
Basically, as soon as holes in Jeremy's story started to surface and evidence of him lying about the kidnapping started to mount. Mr. Adams should have been released from custody, and the charges pending, until they can prove his story (or Jeremy's, whatever) and once they show that Jeremy lied about the kidnapping in fear of being proven a fucking crackhead, all charges dropped against Mr. Adams.
They must have him on other charges to be able to still legally hold him.
M.E.,
ohhhh, now I get it. Please excuse my Monday brain fart. :-P
I may be wrong but I don't think this happened in CA.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 11:45am.
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I'm talking about suing the State and or County for false imprisonment. Not the Londons.
M.E.,
the saddest part is that by the time poor Brandon gets out and sues, there probably won't be any money left. I'm guessing that Celebrity Rehab paycheck is getting chopped, snorted or smoked right this minute.
Hopefully he will be able to console himself with these two clowns being charged with hindering prosecution, giving false statements to police, drug offenses and any other charge that will stick.
So Brandon Adams is still in jail and Hohan walks free after serving 13 days. What's going on in California?
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The longer Brandon Adams sits in jail on charges of a false kidnapping, the higher his payout is going to be when he sues for wrongful imprisonment.
GET THAT MONEY BRANDON!
"ventriloquist dummy of a wife" ahahahahahahahahaha...that is all
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 11:03am.
Well, if "the black guy did it" worked so well for Lilo....
why shouldn't every one use it
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I agree... why is he still in jail charged with that mess and alone at that?! They need to charge them ALL for being druggies!!! Are they in Boston or something... ? Just wondering o.o
Well, if "the black guy did it" worked so well for Lilo....
why shouldn't every one use it
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Why the fuck is Brandon Adams still in jail? Can't the police see that this story stinks ass? And now that parts of it are already fallen, what exactly is their excuse to keep him in? Or are they suddenly in the business of locking people up over vague allegations and fairy tale stories told by washed-up druggies while other washed-up druggies like Lohan get off with less than two weeks in the chokey after continuously disrespecting court orders?
If London lied and sent a guy to jail to cover his own ass, he needs to be brought up on charges.
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i hate that these crack junkies are reaping the benefits because they're quasi famous, while that brandon dude sits in jail...
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Brandon Adams should not still be in jail... Fuck that pisses me off.
A little fame and some money buys you freedom, such bullshit.
Welcome to the land of the free Z-list celebutard. *waves flag*
FREE BRANDON ADAMS!
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She looks like the female version of the dummy in that Anthony Hopkins movie, "Magic." Scary.
haha, totally.
The thing I love most about deluded, drug-addicted Z-list pseudo celebs is that they are always willing to throw a "nobody" under the bus for some publicity.
Kidnapping is a federal crime and can get you 25 to life if convicted. The Londons should have to do jail time for making a false accusation of such a serious nature, but they probably won't, because they're privileged white people and that dude they accused to kidnapping them is a gangbanger punk. Sickening.
OMG! She is a vetriloquist's doll!!!!
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Cheek implants should be outlawed.
i'm really pissed that both this chick and cracko Jeremy are out free-and worse that Jeremy is PROFITING from this bullshit-while the man that he accused sits in jail. American justice.
To me, she's just resembles a caricature of a real woman...
HELLO?!?!?! Ambien is to help you sleep, isn't it> How in fuckety fuck do people actually stay awake when one of those an knock out a freaking moose!!!!!!!!!
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Well a girls got to draw the line somewhere I guess
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
They could have just pawned her titty balls for some crackery!
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Oh and they'll release Lindsey...a convicted criminal...early because of overcrowding. But they'll keep that Brandon guy in jail all this time over what crack-head London said??
Holy crap...our justice system is fucking retarded!
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Arrrrgh...that woman's face will give me nightmares! She is fucking scary looking. I bet Jeremy just focuses on the boobs and doesn't ever look up. lol
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
"'Get me out of this car, something shady is going to go on’, but Jeremy was like, ‘Oh, no problem, no problem’ and I said no, take me home, right now. I think they wanted me to leave, so they could go party with Jeremy or whatever they had planned.” When asked if she thinks Jeremy made up the whole kidnapping thing, Melissa said, “I can’t answer that question with a clear conscious... because I don’t know what went on when I was out of the car." - the fking loon Londons
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What?! WHAT!?? Makes no sense; it's like the crackpipe calling the crackrock 'whore'; just no sense. And WTF does a "clear conscious" have to do w/ this mess??
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What the fuck is up with all these motherfuckers abusing Ambien? What the fuck is in this shit? My friend took an ambien for the purpose of actually sleeping and she told me that shit makes you delusional. We were on the phone and at one point she went out in her underwear and started yelling "Kiss my big white ass." I said what the fuck and she was like oh sorry this shit makes you goofy.I think I'll stick with Lunesta if the problem ever arrises and I need a sleep aid. wtf!
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She looks like the meth-head version of Brittany from Daria.
"Jeremy London's Wife Admits The Obvious"
Which is what? That he looks like a fat lezbeen? Well, duh, Captain Obvious!
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LOL @ Brittany from Daria. She does look like Brittany. I miss that show.
Anyone with half a brain cell could tell that the whole thing was made up, so why is that guy still in jail?
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