Saturday, July 31st 2010

Open Post: Hosted By Antoine Dodson


In just a few short days Antoine Dodson has earned a special place in the Styrofoam carton of rotten ground beef some doctors refer to as my heart. Antoine's place in my heart is right next to Ariel Wade (Whatever happen to Ariel Wade?!). Antoine has returned to share more words of wisdom with his fans.

In what I hope becomes an hourly segment, WAFF caught up with Antoine yesterday to talk about how he has become the crack that is causing YouTube's servers to work overtime. Antoine, who was wearing an outfit sweeter than a Kiwi Banana Starburst dipped in hummingbird juice, shrugged off his new fame and said his main focus is to beat the foolery out of his sister's attacker. Antoine plans to do that while calling the police at the same time. Now where we know where the real inspiration for True Blood's Lafayette came from.

BONUS! Antonie has also received the Auto-Tune treatment. Antoine and his fellow Alabamian, the Struttin' That Ass Dude, need to join forces and take their act on the road! Together they will drop tanginess on all our senses.

(Thanks to all who sent this in)

Posted by: Michael K


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Please sort this crap out here http://bannedbitches.wordpress.com/ not HERE

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OMG I never noticed the woman with the blue hair before! that's the color of my toenails

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For fucks sake. YOU again?
Glutton for punishment, are we?
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OMG. You again. Speakit, who ruined it here & goes on over to X17. So you are the X17 crazy. Never been on a plane in your life and you're from Kentucky. That explains a lot.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 8:00am.

Oh, for fuck's sake.
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co-sign *shakes head; walks out; 7 mins in OP is enough nowadays*

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I really am Speakit, I have emailed Tits and Jizzball telling them so.

Jizzball will not respond to me, whatever but I want to know who Rikki is. That is the person Jizzball supposedly had an affair with several months ago, which I believe is untrue, and I was given that number from Jizzball's email address.

The fact is I've befriended her/him, I have a lot of things going on in my life right now, and she/he knows more than my real life friends do.

I want to know who he/she is, and I'm only coming here to ask in the hopes I may get an answer from Jizzball or whomever else may know. I am tired of lies and deception and I'd like an answer.

I am not here to cause any drama. I will not be unkind or derogatory. I am here under total neutrality.

As an aside, I do not nor have I posted at nor read at any other websites since I've left here.
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Who the hell would have an affair with jizzball? o_O

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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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It's like the designers tried to think of the ugliest shit ever and then pawn it off on hipsters.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 12:08am.
Why does American Apparel lingerie look like table cloth panties even my grandmah wouldn't touch?

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Yes....they are not boyshorts nor are they briefs.

Their ambiguity is disturbing in the extreme!

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Why does American Apparel lingerie look like table cloth panties even my grandmah wouldn't touch?

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Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by antibitch on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 9:35pm.

I really am Speakit, I have emailed Tits and Jizzball telling them so.

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For fucks sake. YOU again?
Glutton for punishment, are we?

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Punishment? No, the punishment would be BEING here. Don't concern yourself, you can fade back into oblivion when I leave.

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Is Wyclef Jean really going to announce that he's running for president (of Haiti) on Monday?

well angel, that's very nice of you, I appreciate it, but I have had more than my fill of Dlisted, thank you very much, and I feel like it's still following me by texting with someone I don't really know, so that's gonna stop too. Which is unfortunate, because whoever "Rikki" is, he/she is cool.

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Submitted by antibitch on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 9:35pm.

I really am Speakit, I have emailed Tits and Jizzball telling them so.

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For fucks sake. YOU again?
Glutton for punishment, are we?

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 11:49pm.
HAI CENTY!

I only mention her cuz she was here today.
Which suprised me.
But then maybe it shouldn't.
I'm just curious:)

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Yeah, you and me both!

I'm supposed to be in Mexico, but I fucked up the dates.

Tomorrow, thank God.

My dad used to sing that song to my mom.

Luckily, I have green eyes, so he never sang it to me....

We would all start yelling, "Stop, Daddy, stop singing," when he did it, but it did not deter him.

That would be a good nickname for someone, though. I approve!

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@speakit: *sigh* I wish you came back to make funny jokes about celebrities:(

♥ Threadkilla!
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HAI CENTY!

I only mention her cuz she was here today.
Which suprised me.
But then maybe it shouldn't.
I'm just curious:)

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 11:36pm.
HAI KOKO!

Who's Crystal Gayle!? Tell! Tell!

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Ummmm, Angel? Thanks....just thanks alot!

You mentioned, CG, whom I have not thought of in YEARS!!!

Now I cannot stop singing "Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue" in my head, make it stop!

Actually, maybe Linda Rondstadt sang that, but it doesn't matter because Crsytal Gayle was the trigger and I'm pretty sure she sings it...God, my virgin ears! :)

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 11:36pm.
HAI KOKO!

Who's Crystal Gayle!? Tell! Tell!

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HAI KOKO!

Who's Crystal Gayle!? Tell! Tell!

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

I haven't read any of it in over a month, and I read very little, so I have no idea what nonsense it has developed into or if it has died and quite frankly, I don't care. It only briefly bothered me. I did what I could and let it go. I don't have the time nor energy to care that much. I certainly don't feel threatened.

That's not why I came back. But I was silly to think I would actually get an answer, and certainly not an honest one, anyway.

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You know, I could really care less about who's who, why a person would try and screw strangers over, etc., truly.

However, I would die to know how old this person(s) is.

It's like a fucking tween!

I wonder if it works? Where does it find the time?

Oh, well. Give me the AGE!

It's all I really want to know.

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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."

sickitten/hoteskimofruit/peaches does the x-17 postings, right? I could have sworn someone told me that. I've never read them, though.

Honey, I don't give a flying fuck what you're too busy to do. If you wanna know, read back, if not fuck you. Fuck you anyway, as a matter of fact.

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You know...f'get it. I just want to apologize to KoKo for featuring her on BB's ( I was hgh as a mofo then caught myself) and deleted it. I'm out. Good night.
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I don't believe you're in a position to ask any questions that deserve any answers, but if you could read, you'd know

You're right but I am too busy to go reading all of these posts. People from my sites do it for me & then alert me. So you can't be Peaches b/c Peaches used me to unload on the people here.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 10:48pm.
LOL! Here we go
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Submitted by hoteskimofruit on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 10:45pm.
Who is 'antibitch' really? Who were you b/this handle? You're not brand new. You know too much.

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I don't believe you're in a position to ask any questions that deserve any answers, but if you could read, you'd know.

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LOL! Here we go!

Where's Crystal Gayle? I always thought was...haha! thought I was gonna type it, dincha?

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

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Who is 'antibitch' really? Who were you b/this handle? You're not brand new. You know too much.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by antibitch on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 10:13pm.
Koko, I sincerely hope you are not suggesting I did it.
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Where in my post did I EVER mention your name ???

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Then pardon me for suggesting you were being passive aggressive by immediately posting after me starting with "speaking of crazy.." etc.

I'm gonna guess, there's one of your crazies right there.
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Submitted by antibitch on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 10:13pm.
Koko, I sincerely hope you are not suggesting I did it.
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Where in my post did I EVER mention your name ???

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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

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I hope KoKo will forgive Sickitten. Sickitten is sorry about that post w/the drinking blackout story. SK fights the disease also. Sorry, KoKo.

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Koko, I sincerely hope you are not suggesting I did it.

Because what you may be unaware of is there are people here who KNOW my ex-boyfriend/friend is a detective who once specialized in internet crime and when I did finally know, probably very little of what is actually occuring, I immediately told him and he suggested I file a police report with the Louisville Police Department.

You can believe that or not, you can believe it's me at other websites.. all that matters is that I know.

speaking of crazy... I saw some X-17 thread where "someone" (gee I wonder who) posted on and hijacked the ENTIRE (and I mean no one else was posting AT ALL) thread by posting under the names of about 15-20 of us. It was so delusionally scary...seriously, there was NO ONE else posting. It was like 5 hours worth of comments under random d-listers names.
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I really am Speakit, I have emailed Tits and Jizzball telling them so.

Jizzball will not respond to me, whatever but I want to know who Rikki is. That is the person Jizzball supposedly had an affair with several months ago, which I believe is untrue, and I was given that number from Jizzball's email address.

The fact is I've befriended her/him, I have a lot of things going on in my life right now, and she/he knows more than my real life friends do.

I want to know who he/she is, and I'm only coming here to ask in the hopes I may get an answer from Jizzball or whomever else may know. I am tired of lies and deception and I'd like an answer.

I am not here to cause any drama. I will not be unkind or derogatory. I am here under total neutrality.

As an aside, I do not nor have I posted at nor read at any other websites since I've left here.

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Sup in here? Still racial shit?

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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

*burps* Awesome dinner tonight.

Submitted by Blah4eva on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by sonne on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 5:00pm.
Then we could say struttin' that ass dude made white people look bad. Or, since I live in europe now, makes americans look bad (lol, believe me I've heard a lot over here). Antoine at least is a person who cares about his family. The ass dude was just drunk and/or crazy. So maybe he doesn't speak fancy but I'd rather have him representing part of the human race than either of those two stiff white reporters with no discernable souls or emotions.

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I mean whatever. Black people are generally thought of as Ghetto (by racists of course)that's one of the first insults to be said, and all I'm saying is that this doesn't help. mmkay? I don't know why some of you have your panties in a bunch. I think some of you have a guilty conscience or something. Its whatever.
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Anyone who does not understand why you feel that Black people are often judged by the worst elements in the 'hood',they can read the comments on the Chelsea Clinton thread. I was startled to see a few rude remarks about Jewish people; at home and at school we were taught that describing someone as a "Jew" instead of as "Jewish boy/girl/person/lawyer,etc. is impolite.

One would think anyone would be glad to have a man like Antoine as a neighbor for his sense of responsibility towards those close to him. I've known several young women who were raped,mugged,or otherwise harmed by predators. Women are never completely safe, even a lady leatherneck with black belts in three martial arts,a sidearm and a bulletproof vest.
That won't happen.

Is that Samantha Ronson playing the piano in the remix????????????????????????????

Sources say David Gates, COO of Morningside Recovery, made a push to get Lindsay as a patient by assuring the judge he would actually be tougher on Lindsay than the average patient ... by cutting off communication between Lindsay and the outside world.

It sounds like rehab is more of a prison than prison.

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AWESOME side eye overload. Team Antoine!
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That remix they did of Antoinne is actually not that bad. How can you not love this guy?

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Submitted by bookworm on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 12:56am.

I am cynical (extremely) when it comes to the media. They tend to paint people as either saints or sinners. They like to sensationalize stories (duh) and feed them to the public for ratings, etc.
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Agreed. They didn't have to mention the part about "reflecting poorly on the community" at all. It's a victim speaking out - why are we now assessing the impact of a victim statement on a community (outside of whether it helps catch the perp)?

♥ Threadkilla!
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lafayette 2.0....I luvs me some Lafayette...NEW EPISODE TB TONIGHT!!!

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The reporter makes a good point. Some are saying interviews with people like Antoine reflect poorly on the community, but censoring people like Antoine is far worse.

TEAM ANTOINE!

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THEY RAPING ERRYBODY OUT HERE

I am cynical (extremely) when it comes to the media. They tend to paint people as either saints or sinners. They like to sensationalize stories (duh) and feed them to the public for ratings, etc.

1. They got their grubby hands on an 'attempted rape' story - good for ratings.

2. They wanted the victim (and relatives) to talk on camera - much more juicy and salacious.

4. Media come off as empathetic and dilligent.

3. Victim/s are poorly spoken/educated - makes for better viewing, people at home can laugh, poke fun at people on TV, higher ratings.

5. Surprisingly (especially for the media who covered story) victim becomes hero, goes viral on net.

6. Backlash - some people complain about victims appearance, communication skills, etc. Media cover their own asses by saying victims sought them (the media) out (please)! But still try to appear empathetic towards victim/s.

7. Another story with victim/s. Media most likely will paint themselves as the heroes and take credit for discovering Antoine, making him famous.

8. Media will milk this story for every last drop. Won't give a stuff about Antoine or his sister. I wouldn't be surprised if they start trying to find dirt on Antoine and say he made the whole thing up!

The only good thing to come out of this is (hopefully) Antoine and his family can make some legitimate money from all of this drama.

P.S. I like Antoine, he seems genuine and caring. I didn't find him talking about the attack on his sister funny. Maybe I just don't get it.

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One of the big Vegas nightclubs (Haze) will be contacting Antoine with a 20grand hosting gig in 5...4...3...2...1...