Lindsay Lohan Keeps Grave Rolling Marilyn Monroe
The Lohan family regularly uses a Slap Chop to dice their rocks and have been known to use a ShamWow to wipe the fake tan grease off of Nana Lohan's cheek when they kiss her, so it sort of makes sense that Lindsay Lohan would be friends with hooker beater ShamWow Vince and shoot a cameo in his shitematic masterpiece. What doesn't make a snort of sense is that LiLo continues to fuck with Marilyn Monroe by dressing up as her any chance she gets. What has MM done to LL to deserve this?! Marilyn Monroe is about to roll her coffin all the way to Larry H. Parker's office to file a copyright infringement lawsuit against LiLo. Jeanne Carmen is lowering her rose-tinted shades and looking down on all of this!
Before LiLo turned herself into the clink, she played a SCRAM-wearing Marilyn Monroe-alike who shoots off the hand that feeds her whiskey in ShamWow Vince's Underground Comedy Movie 2010. That mess is basically a redo of Vince's Underground Comedy 1999 which starred Joey Buttafuoco. Below is a trailer which features supermodels shitting, pigs licking peen and LiLo!
I really hope Debbie Allen comes back to choreograph the Oscars next year, because I'd really love to see her dance interpretation of Underground Comedy Movie 2010 since it will obviously receive a nomination in every category. Trust this.
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The trailer is supposed to show the good parts....hahahahahaha.
There is something to be said about watching really bad movies...maybe that there is no expectation of greatness you can relax and revel in it's stupidity...awesomw!!
ShamWow Vince scares the shit out of me.
This busted ass fool looks ridic. She needs to quite playing. With her creepy obsession with MM I'm surprised she hasn't tried to buy the house she died in (anyone seen it? It's gorgeous). I'm seriously waiting for the day she buys it and starts clamoring on about how the ghost of MM talks to her. The descent is neigh. She's one step away from crazy.
The cakes & pastries display behind her is what caught my eye first...WAY more attractive.
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This movie makes me want to spend the rest of my days on a mountain top, far away from a DVD player.
Great to see shes making fun of not only her idol shes also poking fun at the sentence handed down to her by the California Judicial System by wearing her scram and not covering it up! I wish this shit stain would just get hit by a fucking train and die!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
that is the most disgusting "film" clip I have ever seen...not even a tiny bit funny...I know they are trying to "push the envelope" but all they are doing is pushing me out of the theater...or just making sure I don't spend a penny on that disgusting shit. Figures the ho beating sham wow guy directed this...he seesm to have the mentality for something stupid like this...
I'll never get over Joanna Krupa's tickle video. I know she's Polish, but...
It's just one of those things that makes me smile and shake my little head.
She's so pretty, too.
I doubt I could even watch that movie when I'm high
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Marilyn held her own in both "How To Marry A Millionaire" and "All About Eve". If you can hold your own working amongst Bacall, Davis, Grable, Holm, Ritter and Baxter, then you have nothing to apologize for.
Jailbird, on the other hand, is starring in a film made by an elf who got cut by a hooker. The only Oscar she will ever get is the FTM butch who eats her out behind the prison laundry.
RoadDogXXIV: "Shouldn't he be playing Apocalypse in a new X-Men film, or is 20th Century Fox against the blacks?"
Oh god. Now there is nothing I want more.
Um... I'm no Lilo fan but I firmly believe that her and Monroe are on the same level when it comes to acting. I recently suffered through "There's no Business like show business" on account of Monroe's painfully wooden acting and horrible singing. She is wicked sexy though. O.o
Now on the issue of glamour... Lilo can't hold a candle to Monroe's beauty. She truly was timeless in that respect.
I know Marilyn was not innocent, but seriously, having La Lohan portray her is an enormous insult. La Lohan doesn't have the acting chops, and there is zero relationship between the real MM and LL. Truly an egregious insult.
Is it a documentary?
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Since BLOWhan has no sex appeal and looks like a troll, she keeps trying to co-opt a sex icon's image. MAJOR FAIL. About the only thing BLOWhan & Marilyn Monroe have in common is BLOWhan will die from a drug overdose... just like Marilyn.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Wait what? I blacked out from watching that preview
I'm so fucking sick of the adulation of a beautiful slut who died young.
This is so, so wrong - she's not even close. I think this performance itself is actually worthy of some serious jail time, and add to that her craptastic performance in I Know Who Killed Me.
BTW, this is the trailer for the original 1999 movie. So basically, it's the same movie and they just replaced the the clips featuring famewh0res from 1999 with clips featuring famewh0res from today?? WTF?? Oh and Gina Lee Nolan was def. the hotter MM though.
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Wow, it's just got to the point where Lindsay's doing craptastic DTV films. What a heartbreaker! Michael Clarke Duncan must've owed some money to some mafioso, but he's the only saving point of the whole trailer. Shouldn't he be playing Apocalypse in a new X-Men film, or is 20th Century Fox against the blacks?
This movie is truly Lohan's limit. Any sucker who hires her for any movie requiring more range than this is an idjit.
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"LiLo isn't even good enough for a Razzie."
Oh yes she is! Lindsay won two Razzies (or maybe four):
Worst Actress (Tie): Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey) and Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota) in "I Know Who Killed Me"
Worst Screen Couple: Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan in "I Know Who Killed Me"
Her movie won a total of eight Razzies.
The glamor of an early pretty death is diminished when you realize that you won't be around to appreciate it. Blohan needs to give up her Monroe obsession. Shouldn't they have photoshopepd out her anklet? It kind of ruins the glamor image.
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Awesome...another tome of crappyness! There's something for everybody here! They must have taken their inspiration from a true masterpiece like this...
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She looks horrible...like a giant freckle in a scraggly blond wig.
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Wonder which of these east coast scrags will be the first blowing flabby dick for crack under the boardwalk: Lindsay or Snooki? Because it's too close to call from my DListed vantage point.
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It looks worse than a Jackass movie. And Blohan looks like she could use a shave in it.
And this movie looks worse than "Meet the Spartans." I didn't know that was humanly possible.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Lindsay will do a complete turnaround by serving her full 90 days in a real (non-beach-situated) rehab facility, to be followed thereafter by her triumphant return to the silver screen. You heard it here first, hatas.
Grace Kelly, Ginger Rogers, Barbara Stanwyck, Vivien Leigh, Bette Davis, Audrey Hepburn...bow down.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
It's a date movie? If some guy took me on this for the first date I'd not talk to him again. We already know Lindsay Lohan is fail in it and Bobby Lee? When can he find a role in anything that isn't offensive to people of Asian heritage? I guess he sees what he can do and cashes in on it saying fuck you to the rest of the Asian-American world trying to be taken seriously.
I'm gonna laugh when this dumb waste shit movie crashes and burns.
What is up with this shit now? And why is the shamwow slug having anything to do with a movie? I remember right after Rihanna was beaten, there were pics of the hooker that he beat which were far more disturbing. And much more disturbing than Octosana photoshopping bruises on her face and chipped teeth with surprisingly an unswollen face.
Fuck him. And this movie looks like garbage. Who will it shock under the age of 20?
N.O. STOP. This really is the stupidest waste of film frames ever taken. Why TF did anyone ever consider desecrating MM's memory w/ a no-body skank in a fking scram anklet?? I'm being serious that this dumbass concept is busted. Just unreal the shit people consider.
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Poor marilyn...=[
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What's this bitch's fixation with Marilyn Monroe?
Could we please put this bitch on 'ignore' once and for all? Maybe then she'll just go away... probably not, but it's worth a shot....
Should have turned the fucking gun on herself.
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You know, if Lindsey wasn't a complete disaster and had some talent and a sense of comedy and didn't induce nauseousness in the audience, she would be a good choice if they ever did a Madeline Kahn bio. That's what the pic looks like to me, Madeline doing a comedy bit as Marilyn. I love(d) Madeline so that is hard to say.
that doesnt look like a very nice movie at all. it will take quite some time to get that corpse scene erased from my eyeballs and mind
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
I look more like Marilyn than Scrag End does and I look like a sack of spuds.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Shouldn't her baked-blonde weave also be wafting in the updraft?
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:13pm.
Maybe this will be the one that will get her the Oscar White Oprah has said she will win one day.
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LiLo isn't even good enough for a Razzie.
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Joe DiMaggio is rolling in his grave.
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
why can't this stupid orange freckle see that she looks absolutely HORRIBLE as a blonde?! Her delusions of being anything like MM are ridic! Except maybe for the drug use
An epic mess.
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Hey, I like me some parody movies and, as ashamed as I am to admit it, I'm looking forward to the Twitard-mocking Vampires Suck movie, but this this 1970s Sexploitation parody just looks too vulgar for even my taste. ARRRRGGGH!!
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There aren't enough Sham Wows in the world to mop up that epic mess. I so wish I hadn't clicked on the trailer. It was 2 minutes and 10 seconds more than I needed to see.
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" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
Even in jail she still haunts us. Why. can't. she. just. fuck. off. already???
Maybe this will be the one that will get her the Oscar White Oprah has said she will win one day.
she likes shlomi? cool...I like shlomi
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