A Name To Remember: Antoine Dodson
The Crackhead Leprechaun of Mobile, Tallulah Bankhead, Toni Tennille, Lionel Richie and Nat King Cole are all bright shining stars who all hail from Alabama. Well, add Antoine Dodson to that list! Antoine is now an overnight hero after he stopped an intruder from getting on his sister in the middle of the night.
Antoine wants everyone in Lincoln Park to hide their kids, hide their wives, hide their husbands, and hide their everything, because somebody is snatching people out of their beds. Then Antoine let his sister's attacker know how this story is going to play out. There better be a sequel to this and it better be in IMAX 3D.
And just like that, A STAR IS BORN! You can run and tell that!
(Thanks to all who sent this in)