A Name To Remember: Antoine Dodson

The Crackhead Leprechaun of Mobile, Tallulah Bankhead, Toni Tennille, Lionel Richie and Nat King Cole are all bright shining stars who all hail from Alabama. Well, add Antoine Dodson to that list! Antoine is now an overnight hero after he stopped an intruder from getting on his sister in the middle of the night.

Antoine wants everyone in Lincoln Park to hide their kids, hide their wives, hide their husbands, and hide their everything, because somebody is snatching people out of their beds. Then Antoine let his sister's attacker know how this story is going to play out. There better be a sequel to this and it better be in IMAX 3D.

And just like that, A STAR IS BORN! You can run and tell that!

(Thanks to all who sent this in)

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by humpalump on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 10:42am.

LOL! omg, i dunno how the lady kept a straight face when they came back to her. i would've been rollin'!

Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 5:23pm.

Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 6:50pm.

MK, I can't believe you forgot Mr. Struttin' Dat Azz. He's an Alabaman too.
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hhalloool I remember that hopping-backwards angry (and probs drunk) ass strutter! Ah, dear to my heart. Thx for bringing that up. Truth. He is a contemporary of Antoine's to be sure. Good call.

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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan

Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 5:20pm.

MK, I can't believe you forgot Mr. Struttin' Dat Azz. He's an Alabaman too. I bet he and Antoine are best girlfriends.
I love when ignant people are on the news. The eyewitnesses are always the WORST.
"SHE'S BLIND, YOU JACKALS!"

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:27am.

Submitted by LASux on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 4:54am.

"Hide your HUSbands." Word.
I'm hidin mines underneath mah bed.

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LOL! You just know he wanted to continue with "Cuz I'm on TV now and they be seein' how FINE I am and what a GOOD BROTHER I am and whatnot..." He just had the good sense to stay on topic:)

PS. The on-site reporter stutters after she says "...her brother...". You just know SHE wanted to continue with "damn, bitches - wait 'til you see this guy!" LOLOLOLOL!

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:20am.

Just. fucking. Hilarioussssssssssss

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Submitted by TripleS on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:38am.

You can run and tell Snooki that she is over. We have our Snooki replacement right up in here with Antoine.

Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 7:41am.

I was in Mobile Alabama in May of this year. It was my first visit to that area. At the airport, I saw a local newspaper that someone read and abandoned. I picked it up and the front page had a story about a woman who was arrested for "Moonshine and Meth". I forget exactly what the headline said but the Moonshine and Meth part stuck with me! I thought, "hey, this is my kind of town"! No, I really thought, "hang onto your purse kids, it may be a bumpy ride down here". Driving from Mobile to Gulf Shores, there were several billboards and signs urging people to report local meth dealers with an 800 number to the DEA and/or the FBI. Apparently, meth is a problem in that area. Antoine has confirmed that.

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Submitted by Gin-n-Juice on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 6:55am.

You forgot Courtney Cox, Ruben Studdard and Beau Bice...HAHAHAHA

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 5:57am.

lol I had this up on my FB yesterday.. hilarious

RUN AND TELL DAT.. HOMEBOY

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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010

Submitted by LASux on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 3:24am.

"Hide your HUSbands." Word.
I'm hidin mines underneath mah bed.

Submitted by LASux on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 3:17am.

Ooh baby, That Crime Scene Invesitgator can dust my prints anytime. Okaaay?

Submitted by cocoacontessa on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 12:04am.

Here's the full-extended interview. Beyond classic!!

http://bossip.com/271797/pt-2-dodson-family-details-on-attempted-rape-an...

Submitted by squiggles on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:34pm.

Oh my god. That is amazing. I reeeeeeeally needed that laugh right now. I may be going to hell for it but it was worth it. I love you MK and Antoine!

Submitted by belle on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:51pm.

Don't forget, we have the Ass-Struttin' Hater here, too!

Submitted by c-est_moi on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:47pm.

We don't do HSOTY any more? :(

Submitted by iMalice on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:30pm.

Antoine for Attorney General!
We NEED him.

Submitted by jalynne on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:12pm.

Oh, yes, A reality tv star is born!

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 8:56pm.

OMFG! Me lufff him!!!!

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 8:55pm.

I would love to take Antoine and his poor sister out to the club for a best wishes round of drinks and dancing.

Submitted by Carpe Diem on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 8:49pm.

"We gon find u" AHHH I can't stop laughing!!!
I hope they do find that disgusting man.
Thanks for posting this. :)Medea should have done a cameo in the clip.

Ad Astra Per Aspera: To the stars through difficulty.

Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 8:32pm.

damn, they showed what looks like a broken crack pipe on the floor...and homeboy looks like he has a baggie of weed....ran and tell dat...homeboy!!

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 8:29pm.

Love it. "You are dumb. You are so dumb. For real." Since it's unlikely he'll be hired for something, can he get his own yotube channel? Maybe he'll get on Tosh.0, at least!

Glittersha, that video made me... uncomfortable. It was amusing, but I don't know if I'd laugh or be terrified if faced with that situation.

Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 8:26pm.

run and tell dat!! Love him more! Actually makes me miss Bama....cause he tells it like it is...you is a real dumb....we're gonna catch your ass....he reminds me a tad of Lafayette...but Lafayette is one sessy bitch!!

Submitted by wll663 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:48pm.

I must have missed something in my few months w/o internet...Please explain! Why not?

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 4:47pm.
It's too bad that we don't do HSOTY anymore, because I'd definitely vote for this guy!!

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Submitted by BeatABitchDown on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:46pm.

OH MY GOD! There are people in my family with the last name "Dodson."

Antoine is one of my peeps!

No family resemblance though. Unfortunately.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:19pm.

I'm going to end every conversation with my menopausal mother with "And you can run and tell that." Loves this guy!
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Submitted by Terri on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:13pm.

MK, I can't believe I have to tell you this, but one of Alabama's bestest stars to come from Bessemer is Nelsan Ellis.

Submitted by sexytime on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:11pm.

I don't think I knew love until I viewed Antoine in this video.

Submitted by cubanchick45 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:36pm.

fuck that was classic!!! i love you mk.

Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:36pm.

he's so gay! in a good way!
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I didn't ask to be hated
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Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:15pm.

I love Antoine! He looks like Chris Rock.

Submitted by Echo27 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:14pm.

I love this motherfucker!

Submitted by fuckyoutoo on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:11pm.

Antoine is awesome.

Submitted by KCo on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:11pm.

I live in Alabama too! I feel so proud...

Submitted by KCo on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:11pm.

I live in Alabama too! I feel so proud...

Submitted by deadhead on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:11pm.

i want to vote for him. i don't care what for. i just want to vote for him. so, what if i don't vote. now, i have a reason. a straight talkin', to the point, eloquent fisher of men... that's ... that's what he is!!

i haven't dropped a drink all night.

Submitted by thebutlerdidit on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:07pm.

Alabama native here! Shout out to my peeps!

Submitted by BrownSugar on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:56pm.

Shit, MK! I'm from Huntsville and didn't even know about this. Must go hide the kids and myself!

Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:35pm.

maybe it was the Mobile Leprechaun going up to Hunstville for a good time...sadly I grew up in Bama....and it is filled to the brim with characters like this!

Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:27pm.

Ha, ha..that was fantastic. I hope part 2 comes out when they catch the suspect.

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Submitted by Oi-stonedjunta on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:24pm.

Oddly enough, there is something about him that reminds me of Russell Brand...anyone?

Submitted by Cuddlebutt on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:03pm.

Phoebe Price also hails from Alabama! How could Michael K forget?

Submitted by wristband on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 4:53pm.

If only my brother was as feisty as him. Sigh!

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 4:48pm.

*SWOON*

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Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 4:24pm.

Was he holding a rolled up fan in his hand ?
Nice touch covering the orange juice can curlers with his doo rag.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 4:17pm.

Daayum 'Toine...tell 'em why ya' mad son!!!

Submitted by GlitterSha on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 4:06pm.

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Submitted by GlitterSha on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:00pm.

LOL, that's a guy, right? I like how buddy in the white tshirt is looking at the camera almost pleading for help.

omg Beakers, that's my Favorite part- his Face! and yes it's a man- a midget man to boot, i can't.
God bless NYC subway fuckery...
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