Drew Carey Lost The Chunk
On the left is Drew Carey back in January of this year, and on the other side is Larry King Drew last night at a CBS event in Beverly Hills. Drew tells UsWeekly that he pulled some John Goodman shit by losing almost 70lbs in just a few months. Drew also said that once he cuts the excess skin off his body, he will throw it in the blender with some Crayons and make it into liquid eyeshadow to spread on Mimi's beautiful lids.
The National Enquirer reported a few months ago that Drew was trying to lose weight by injecting himself appetite-suppressants, but he claims he dropped the fat by watching this video on a loop. No, he said he lost it the Star Jones way: DIET & EXERCISE! Drew said that thanks to a cardio program, he is now diabetes free! Drew said, "My fiancee has a 5-year old, and wow, I'd love to see him graduate. I'd love to be able play with him without getting tired, enjoy my life and watch him grow."
Who knew that when you peeled several layers off of Drew Carey, you'd find Pat O'Brien's long lost brother underneath! Seriously, I'm almost expecting Drew to ask me if I want to get some coke and hire some strippers. The answer is yes, by the way.
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With that dead rat on his head, I cannot give this weight loss a thumbs up.
Did his hair go on a diet too?!
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 2:48pm.
My father-in-law had a saying, don't know if it was original to him:
"Wearing a bowtie means you can no longer get it up."
Interesting. Tucker Carson explained. Thanks.
He's got some vampire teeth. He should dye his hair so he looks a little... healthier.
I hope he is happy and healthier this way.
Rrrr he looks like David Letterman meets Dennis Leery to me.
Weird.
Holy crap!
He looks older than my Dad and he's 65.
Oh and nothing says turn off than a guy wearing a bow tie.
he looks gay
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:13pm.
Injecting himself with cocaine, is more like it!
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but even so...Have you ever seen those rehab shows and they got a fat bitch as a coke addict???? THEY EXIST!!! I have to give them shows the side eye, cuz have you ever done that mess? All you ass wanna do is talk, grind your jaw, clean yo' house, cuss people out and MAYBE have a cocktail to take the edge off before you do your next bump...Where is FOOD in this scenario???? I dont get it....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Injecting himself with cocaine, is more like it!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
god, he is only 52 and he now looks 70! Drew, if you are reading this--you took it too far, pal! Please eat enough (gradually) to regain at least 25-30 pounds. This looks bad...like you are your own grandpa now. Golly!
Why can't celebrities just admit they had lap band surgery?
Agreed that the weight loss doesn't suit him.
and he's aged 20 years
he looked better plump
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Wow!!! i haven't seen Drew for years. He looks shocking - sooo very much older & like he has a whole different configuration to his face, like the essence of his face has been sort of hoovered out
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He was gorgeous when he was a bit of a chubba - now yeeks - he looks like a scary bank clerk - oh well congrats to him healthwise & diabetes wise - but aesthetically speaking - yikes, yuk.
Drew Carey you suck! I don't care if your fat or not. The Price is Right sucks. I wasted hours to be on that stupid show only to be denied bc of a groups of wankers. BOO.
I feel better now.
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I saw this on another site and thought it was Matt Freuer (sp?). Now Drew looks like middle-aged Max Headroom.
And losing 70lbs in 6 months is possible on a severly restricted carbohydrate diet. Essentially all you eat is meat, veggies and a little bit of fruit.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 2:46pm.
Believe it or not, some people actually look hotter plump
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Not that Drew Carey is hot, but I agree with your statement. He looked like he aged 20 more years.
Is it true that when men lose weight thier dick gets bigger. I dated this asian guy who lost a ton of weight prior to dating and he has a bigger dick than most of my caucasian exes, no joke.
He looks like Neil Patrick Harris.
"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." - Jack Handey
I agree...70lbs is a bit much. I remember when I was in high school, my journalism teacher had a pic she took with him. He fuckin' dwarfed her -- she was like 5ft tall and he's a good 5'10" to 6'. I think if you're that tall, being super skinny just looks kinda weird with all that extra skin too...
But good for him!!
I'm glad his diabetes is gone and all that, but he looks mal fucking nourished. He looks nasty, man! Seriously, When I saw this on another site I thought they were gonna say in a caption that he was ill or something. He could have lost some weight but 70lbs. is a bit much. Maybe a good 40-50 would have suited him better. he looks healthier in his before picture.
Diet and exercise my ass. I do a little of both and I lost 13 lbs total in 4 months. His ass did the Hollywood Diet- plastic surgery and a stomach band.
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He looks much older.
Is the 5-year-old his son? If so, he refers to him in an awfully distant way.
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My father-in-law had a saying, don't know if it was original to him:
"Wearing a bowtie means you can no longer get it up."
Believe it or not, some people actually look hotter plump
Fat Drew I would have shagged within an inch of his life
Skinny Drew I wouldn't touch with St Angie's vag
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Seriously, he looks different. Some people look better chubby but I give him bonus points for having a purpose in life.
Ummmm - how can he be diabetes free? Once you have it, you have it. I'm Type II, don't need meds, because I control it with diet and exercise. But I'm still type II diabetic. It didn't magically disappear after I dropped the weight.
Is he morphing into Larry King?
Damn browser is messing with me today, so apologies in advance if I double post.
I'd snark on him except that I believe his reasons for dropping the weight. I didn't know he was diabetic, but I remember reading that he had heart issues a few years back. "...and wow, I'd love to see him graduate. I'd love to be able play with him without getting tired..." sounds sincere to me. With heart issues and diabetes, he certainly has reasons to be concerned.
I met a woman at a party over the weekend, and she talked about her lapband surgery. I honestly thought a person had to be majorly overweight for doctors to perform that shit, but obviously not, as this woman's total goal is 60 lbs. The surgery doesn't make people eat any healthier, it just forces them to eat less, either by being full or puking their guts out if they eat more than 1/4 of a hamburger. Fuck that.
He reminds me of a dehidrated turtle.
I think he went to far with his diet and lost to much weight :o(
He's so fucking hot!
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Some people just have a face made for an overweight body. Drew is one of them.
I get a gay vibe from him.
Drew would love to hire some strippers. Craig Ferguson (who played his boss on The Drew Carrey Show) always makes fun of his stripper habit.
It's funny how the fat makes people look younger and then as soon as they lose it, they age about 10-20 years.
I liked him better fat. No matter, he'll gain it all back soon enough. MUAHAHAHAHAHA
You can always tell when people lose weight in an unhealthy way, people if you are overweight your whole life do not wait until you are in your forties to lose it all
Submitted by snuffy on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:32pm.
he's smiling like he just got his dick sucked for the first time ever!
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It's been sucked before, this was just the first time he could watch!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
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He now looks like the lovechild of Larry King & NPH.
Looks like he traded the 70 extra pounds for 70 added years, but whatevs, I still love him.
Although he looks like 60s show host Bill Cullen.
Meh...must be really disappointing to achieve such amazing results and not really look all that great...
I really do admire what he's done, but if he wants to go for maximum aesthetic effect, he's gonna need a neck and lower face lift to tone newly thin flesh and banish the waddle...
'...Goodbye aging obscurity, and 'Hello' magazine!...'
Good for him! He's got a lot of loose on his face though.
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Ummm, skinny doesn't suit everyone.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:09pm.
Eh. He looks like Orville Redenbacher and Alton Brown had a baby.
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Hahaha! That is so true!
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:10pm.
He lost 70lbs and aged 15 years.
I like fat Drew better!
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Amen. However, if it made him a healther person on the inside, then good for him. He needs to change his style to match the new him.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
healthier... yes. More attractive... no. Why is that?
He looks like a Crane. I shall call him Nigel. Niles and Frasier's missing half-brother.
you gotta put that pipe down, bro.
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
"i'm a dyslexic devil worshipper, so I sold my soul to Santa..."
Good for him for getting rid of the weight, but he looks like he needs to take some vitamins.
Losing that amount of weight that fast makes me suspect. If you had the gastric bypass or the band, just man up and say so.
Look at Al Roker, he's made himself into a real diet hero doing it that way. He can be so proud that he didn't have the willpower to do it on his own and then shoot vanity segments on how wonderful he is to lose all that weight. What a dick.
Faces of meth.
Rapid weight loss = bad hair. Fix that shit.