Wednesday, July 28th 2010
Vintage Glenn Beck
Here's Glenn Beck looking like an extra from a John Hughes movie while posing for his 1981 and 1982 high school pictures. Is that a promise (a promise to bring the CRAZY for the rest of his days) ring on his finger? And more importantly, did Rona Barrett approve that "hand on face" pose?
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The scary thing is he used to be a cute kid.
Gosh...with all the Beck/Palin/Bush lovers leaving comments, for a minute there I thought I was on Perez Hilton's website...
"I wonder which airport restroom he will eventually be discovered at tap dancing for meat to a George Michael song..."
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Hahahahahahaha!
I hate assholes like Glenn Beck, not for their "conservative" views but because they specifically incite violence. Glenn Beck is the only person in the media to mention the Tides Foundation and then some crazy moron goes on a rampage planning to shoot up the offices of the ACLU and the Tides Foundation.
It is one thing to want smaller government, (unless of course they get to tell you who to fuck and when to breed), but he inspires the brand of crazy that leads to shoot outs with police.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
I don't know why people like him don't ever have crazy stalkers who believe that they are married to them and want to kill them? Maybe even to them assholes like Glenn Beck are too scary.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
Crazy Nazi
LOLs!!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
i dunno, i think glenn beck's a pretty cool guy.
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
He's dreamy...forget the Bieber, I have Beck fever
Hard to believe FOX could hire a bigger asshole than Billo. Better hide those guns, folks; Glenn is convinced the evil government is coming for 'em.
i'm sure beck is crazy, not crazy enough.
see you soon, and a couple years later, after taxes, call him crazy enough.
amazing to see such intolerance, from such as you all. I really hate liberals and conservatives alike, such hypocritical shitholes you all are.
He's insane and it all stems from having a small dick.
What gives, MK? Not one mention of the lovely lesbian on the left?
I'm really heading to bed, but, before i go, I have to ask, what's a "pattidan"? is that french for limbaugh?
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Oh ESE
No stroking of aces *shudder* by this parker wannabe ace! lol!
oh! Burt Reynolds was on burn notice!
no ace stroking there either!
thanks for the giggle, buenos nochas!
"Hail NO!" MK as god
If any of you ever watched his show, you would know that he has an open phone line for the White House to call him on to dispute any of his observations. Have they ever called........uhhhh, NO! So where is Obama's birth certificate...........I have a suspicion that he shouldn't even be President! Why the secrecy? HMMMMMMMM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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He is just a bitter actor on Fox snoooz because his mom killed herself. Let's be real.
Sad for him.
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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 9:08pm.
..and on Dlisted, of all places?!?
That's pretty much where you prove you are deluded, you focking asshat clown.
What the fock? Is this your idea of the intellectual high ground?
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Poopele, of course you missed his point altogether. We're not here touting our intellectual fortitude, although its not because we can't. We are here on Dlisted to excoriate self-entitled, self-deluded celebrities, which is a category that Glenn Beck easily fall into. He also happens to have the added bonus of being completely sociopathic and repugnant.
So remember that before you come back on Dlisted to kiss Glenn Beck's ass some more. Thats not what we do here.
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 10:12pm.
i saw him and thought... "hey, is that the guy that was in "Stroker Ace" with Burt Reynolds!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Thank you ESE!!!!
I was thinking a less macho Kate Gosselin, no.
A pre mustache Vadge, no.
A beefed-up David Spade, no.
Parker Stevenson! You nailed it!
"Hail NO!" MK as god
And much as I am not a fan of news shows(i do loves mah boo, AC).. Jane V has done shows on actual things that matter, such as the wild horse round ups this summer, where our trusty BLM is running wild horses to their deaths in the summer heat to displace them off public lands.( same BLM that is handeling the gulf coast)
And theres the difference.
Dont have to hate Glenn Asshat, just know what he is doing isnt news or reporting on any thing that isnt his opinion.
laila tov
IFFFFF, glenn asshat was any kind of journalist or human, he would use his propaganda so called news show for making the world better.
HE HASNT.
On the other hand he is a equal opportunity hater, all you have to be is black, jew, hispanic or any one who doesnt agree with him.
so, when did he stop wanting to be Parker Stevenson?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'll watch Beck from time to time, I'll also watch Rachel from time to time too. I like to get all points of view. More info is ALWAYS better then less.
Beck's mother should have opted for abortion.
*sighs* Here we go.
Food for thought: if someone's shits are "talking" to them letting them know they are "smarter" than this or that, then giddyup to the nearest psych ward.
Thanks for the laugh. Have a good one all (except the loon).
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
I think you all need a drink!
Coma Caca!
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Rem Koolhaas,
"I have been coming to this site for years, but this is the first time I have to ask..."Who are you people??!!"
For all the snarky yackity-yack of this site, I have never witnessed so much tolerance for such a flunkie mormon dimwitted blowhard as Glenn Beck. People...pul-leese, he's a FOX NEW$ sell-out that entertains a certain dipshit focus group of the American population that has no critical skills of their own to undertand the world around them."
My thoughts exactly.
Submitted by nycnycnyc on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 8:49pm.
Don't hate on the Glennster because he has a different political view than you.
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I don't hate him because of his views - I hate him because he is a flippant idiot, and has been given a platform despite that fact. But if you want to judge me for that go right ahead! I can take it - it won't make me cry like Glenn Beck.
As I am home now, I just now got the chance to watch that clip of him on the view...the horrible viewer comments on their DO make me want to cry, seriously. I am so glad I am about to spend my evening with a sublime and inspiring female friend - she'll replenish my faith in humanity :D
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
I'm sure he was bonkers back then too. As someone said below, in a lot of ways he's never left high school.
The childish ways he goes about attempting to prove his thesis on subject matters would have amused some of my teachers... He would have totally been the class clown.
I can't stand this fucker...that is all...
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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...
Don't hate on the Glennster because he has a different political view than you.
Glenn looks so earnest in the Black and White photo. innocent even. I want to know when the crazy happened.
PS, Glen Beck is Mormon.
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Rem Koolhaas -
You said it, sister/brother!!!
Who ARE these people looking for *tolerance* for a sack of shit like GLEN BECK!??? and on Dlisted, of all places?!? If anyone was ripe for reaming on Dlisted, I can't think of a better candidate than Glen Beck!
He is evil and destructive, and for those complaining about the lack of "tolerance" for "different opinions" - you betcha!! I'm intolerant of these fucking traitors to our nation - the only thing I'd have to say to GB is: project much, bro? The only real threat is YOU and the palinbots sowing division and anxiety among Americans.
I mean, this guy thinks it was all WHITE people who drove the civil rights movement, was the inspiration and vision for a color-blind society. Beck is simply insane.
Goddam you people complaining about intolerance of Glen Beck, you are correct, I am NOT tolerant of this evil, ignorant, crass, fear-mongering, craven, greedy...ignorant, right, I said ignorant. Well, ANYWAY. I am NOT tolerant of human garbage on a bully pulpit doing everything he can to tear down a legitimately elected, lawful GOVERNMENT. So...FUCK YOU.
Please, continue.
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Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 8:00pm.
I have been coming to this site for years, but this is the first time I have to ask..."Who are you people??!!"
For all the snarky yackity-yack of this site, I have never witnessed so much tolerance for such a flunkie mormon dimwitted blowhard as Glenn Beck. People...pul-leese, he's a FOX NEW$ sell-out that entertains a certain dipshit focus group of the American population that has no critical skills of their own to undertand the world around them.
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semper fido
Wow, there's way more people on here who like him than I would ever have thought. I'll put it diplomatically: I don't agree with most of his views
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 7:34pm.
"Vintage Glenn Beck" is his radio bit from last year about planted kids and their questions at Obama town halls : "Mistwer Pwesident, I'm four and a half yeaws old..." "Mistwer Pwesident, I'm one yeaws old - don't you listen to doz fouhw yeaws owlds! They got us in this mess!"
My side hurt after that. Oh, classic
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*falls off chair* stop please. *plays VGB vid on loop*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
only morons like this guy. He's a proven liar and he's just using whatever angst he can tap into to make millions so he can buy more magic underwear. BTW, for shits & giggles, visit exmormon.net and look for links so you can check out the pics of the ridiculous getups they make the people wear when they get sealed in the temple. Seriously weird, dude wears some kind of funky assed hat that ties to his shoulders... chick wears a yellow apron. AND some old broad oils the gal down before she puts on her special magic undies prior to ceremony.
@ Rem Koolhas,
Glen Beck's only contribution to society is appealing to the lowest common denominator via the venomous and vile spew that germinates in his pea brain and is then shot out of his mouth.
Was this asshat married in HS?
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
I have been coming to this site for years, but this is the first time I have to ask..."Who are you people??!!"
For all the snarky yackity-yack of this site, I have never witnessed so much tolerance for such a flunkie mormon dimwitted blowhard as Glenn Beck. People...pul-leese, he's a FOX NEW$ sell-out that entertains a certain dipshit focus group of the American population that has no critical skills of their own to undertand the world around them.
Was he a chess club nerd?
Submitted by Margaret on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 7:05pm.
Nice. Whatever, I don't even like Glenn Beck. Tolerant group here I see. Typical.
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Why should we or anyone else be tolerant of a big-mouthed idiot like him? I am appalled that he has a nation-wide forum to spew his venom. Who is he anyway? Just a Limbaugh wannabe and another Fox
shill for the extreme right wing.
He speaks the truth..........look what is going on with our government and our failing economy.......and nobody is more of an enabler than Obama! And Beck does have a great sense of humor!!!!!!
DOUCHE
"Vintage Glenn Beck" is his radio bit from last year about planted kids and their questions at Obama town halls : "Mistwer Pwesident, I'm four and a half yeaws old..." "Mistwer Pwesident, I'm one yeaws old - don't you listen to doz fouhw yeaws owlds! They got us in this mess!"
My side hurt after that. Oh, classic
Well, we now have proof that HE went to High School.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 6:51pm.
Nothing against the whores here, but I think it's hilarious how much people know about him yet they hate him. Why even pay attention to him?
I could care less about him.
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I only know about him through Jon Stewart, who is a god.
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Harry Reid is a Mormon, guess he's a racist too.
Margaret:
Glenn Beck is a Mormon - OF COURSE he's a racist !
AND a bigot.
I'll bet the football team ran his underwear up the flagpole every week.