DUDES: Tom Hardy Has Done A Couple
Tom Hardy, the dude in Inception who some wish would incept their genitals with his lips, tells NOW! Magazine (via Daily Mail) that once upon a time he played with a peen that didn't belong to him. Gentlegays and ladies who like to flick their nipples to man-on-man action, lube up your engines!
When asked if he's ever been with a dude, Tom, who is currently engaged to actress Charlotte Riley (Better known as: THAT BITCH), said:
"As a boy? Of course I have. I'm an actor for fuck's sake. I've played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I'm in my thirties, it doesn't do it for me. I'm done experimenting but there's plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don't feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I'd love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I'm not one of the boys."
Tom should watch himself with the "Played with Everything and Everyone" thing, because I'm pretty sure Gerard Butler has already copyrighted that saying for the title of his autobiography.
As much as the committee appreciates Tom's honesty, we're going to need pictures, video and DNA samples before we believe this statement. Sidenote: Don't ask me who or what the hell this so-called committee is, but it sounds like serious business so maybe Tom will give us what we neeeeed. SHHH! Don't tell Tom there's no committee!
And this revelation is brought to you by Tom Hardy in his camwhore days:
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ewww yucko to his lips they look like an anus him and anus angie shook hook up. two assholes
His fiance's gaydar is seriously off. One look at that mouth and I knew his whole story. He has what my mom calls a pussymouth. I guess that explains alot about why I am like I am, lol.
We should hook him up with Antoine Dodson, I can see it now, Tom will offer to braid Antoine's hair, then before you know it, bow-chicka-bow. (BTW, cudos to Antoine for not having a "w" in his name. My people, my people).
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
"Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:05pm"
My my-you really need a fucking chill pill...
You must be one big huge woman hating fag by the sounds of you-perhaps I can fix you up for a night with one of my single fag friends who maybe can show you something alien to you-a sense of humour...
One more thing -can I have your permission to read MK's "Gay Website"??
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:34am.
Some ho's need to chill the fuck out that are posting here...
BTW-this is not first and foremost a gay site-it is first and foremost a delicious piece of bitchery that is mandatory viewing as soon as I wake up but lets face it-this kind of witty sardonic humor could only have been written by fag...
I just noticed-is Tedious Tom giving himself a wank in that bottom pic and one other thing Tom-heres a sharpie-fix your eyebrow...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
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I am the ho you are talking about and this IS a fucking gay site! Now shut the fuck up cause I am done with you.
My b. I was confused.
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
*walks in*
*pees in the corner*
*leaves*
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"DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:30am."
Relax-Im not talking about you-Im picking a thread up from last night....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
cprincess -- WTF are you talking about?
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Some ho's need to chill the fuck out that are posting here...
BTW-this is not first and foremost a gay site-it is first and foremost a delicious piece of bitchery that is mandatory viewing as soon as I wake up but lets face it-this kind of witty sardonic humor could only have been written by fag...
I just noticed-is Tedious Tom giving himself a wank in that bottom pic and one other thing Tom-heres a sharpie-fix your eyebrow...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I can't with him and the duckface in the last picture. Ugh. Kill me.
I hope homegirl he's marrying is into pegging.
"SHE'S BLIND, YOU JACKALS!"
@DWM
Eh... I've had worse. See ya in another thread for round two!
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Bitch please!
I prefer Purell over that stuff. At least Purell has alcohol.
Was it good for you?
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
@ DWM
True. But I live far away. Nevermind * Throws dettol into DWM's DWM, bends her over and plants one on her*
See people, why cant we all just get along?
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Bitch please!
Vidz we could just make out with each other. Save time and frequent flier miles.
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
@dirtyhormouth
* dumps water on DWM's head, smudges cholita eyebrows*
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Bitch please!
Pushes Vidz out of the way.
Me first breaky
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
@TB
I'll take you up on that when I win a trip to Trystanbul or blow some rich dick!
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Bitch please!
What a hunk, what beautiful lips, just disappointed he marred his exquisite body with a lot of tattoos, but he is still a sex god.
He could have played J R Meyers hunkier brother on Tudors.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 2:24pm.
Great Actor! Superb in 'Bronson' and 'Inception' blew my mind, fantastic! Love this dude....Gay? Who cares!
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I co-sign! Loved him in "Bronson" and he was so distracting in "Inception". If there is a beauty lottery, Tom won the grand prize. I have the RocknRolla DVD (purchased at a Blockbuster that was closing) and I haven't watched it yet. Now I'm going to have to pop it in the laptop and take a look.
Personally, I'd rather have a guy like Tom then Gerald Butler or George Clooney any day. I'm not into shoes but I'd love to go shopping with him anyway.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
vidz:
As an honorary lesbian, I can escort you right to the front of the line of some ht lipstickies that you'd push yo mama down a flight of stairs for!
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@TB
Lol! I've always wanted to get it on with a lesbian, but all the ones that proposition me are very unattractive butches. And I've seen plenty of cute butches, but they are mostly chinese. Here, chinese guys/butches usually dont go for indian girls.
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Bitch please!
vidz:
Maybe more than once if it makes your no-no's pucker and bounce! :)
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@TB
I love my men "a little faggy".
Also what is a "trysexual"? You'll try anything once?
ETA: Pity, his hair is obviously thinning.
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Bitch please!
Is this Ignunt Post Day or what?!
If life were as black and white as people would like it to be, I would have been stoned by now. I live my life squarely (ok maybe not so squarely) between the extremes and it is ignorant to think that all these female stars can be coming out in droves as bisexual, and then every now and again you have a male star do it and everyone cries 'fag' as if it is one-sided.
Think again, sluts.
I know lots of women that like their guys "a little faggy" and then you have women that love their men so butch as to the point of almost beating them. I have had straight people that have gotten with me and they have never been with someone of the same gender. Does that make them gay because they did it once? Is there some special formula that calculates the exact point someone leaves Straightsville and enters Fagopia?
I know which side I like my bread buttered on! I also know that I like that butter on one side more than the other. But that is subject to change at a moment's notice.
Bro-mance can lead to ho-mance! The actual act is basically what the two people involved care to share with one another anyway.
And you can call me gay, bisexual, trysexual. I really don't care.
Just don't call me straight.
And my goal is to convert one straight person a day.
And YOU are next! ;)
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Best lips in the business.
i still haven't seen inception goddammit. but when i saw this guy pop up on my screen i almost leaned forward to give it a smooch. those are some tender lips.
having said that, i couldn't date a bi guy. i just...no. sorry.
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
I don't think I could ever date a guy who's bi, I wouldn't trust any guy who is horny enough to do it with ANYTHING.
Makes sense. He has PERFECT dick-sucking, clit-licking lips.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers, eat your heart out!
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Bitch please!
Screen door. Hurricane. I so would.
Gotta appreciate that he feels zero reluctance to let that fly.Clearly it no longer hurts your career.
Eh that is such a gaytastic pose.. blah
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Dgrin - OMG - r u serious? That is crazy. I read on Lainey that he was very sexy in interviews. Hmmmmm....guess he's bi or something.
Rumour has it he is VERY sexy. Love his lips. Hey, nothing wrong with a man being "ok" with his femine side. He is hot.....
I remember Tom way back when he bared his pert little ass in Band of Brothers. He's really great in RocknRolla too. And for the record: he runs around naked for most of Bronson, although he packed on a ton of weight, and is unrecognizable (although the "Bear" enthusiasts may get a kick out of it!)
A tri-sexual. Ex-Crack head, they can never really get over that addiction. Bet he loves himself best, is a few bricks short, not only brain cells but morals too.
Submitted by LMA618 on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 6:34pm.
in Europe slits in eyebrows mean you're gay and based on which eyebrow the slit is you are either top or submissive.
Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 4:24pm.
Sad thing is when you have nothing but mentally ill homosexuals and desperate fag hags as your fan base it will do nothing positive for your career.
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Right? I mean, you mentally-ill homosexuals really get on our nerves! We want NORMAL fags! It really makes us mibehave. So why don't you do MK a favour and just get outta here so he can get on with his career!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 5:59pm.
(Bullshit)
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Accept WHAT?
Your idiocy and hate?
No.
Now please leave the grownups alone and throw a tantrum in your own room.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
moar, MOAR, MMOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRR
I'll be the meat in his manwich
Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 5:59pm.
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If you despise gays so much why are you reading a website authored by an openly gay man? Moron. You're only adding to his paycheck by giving him more hits to get more advertisers with.
wait...only straight people are tolerant?
well, crapballs...i learned something new today.
tell me how you worked that mess out in your little peabrain.
Who he is? Nah, nevermind.
YUM. God - did you see him in The Virgin Queen? Quivering loins, is more like it. Love that he's honest. Most actors would never admit to having nailed everything so good for him. Wouldn't marry him, though, since I suspsect he's got a lot more exploring left in him. And he used to have a serious - serious! - drug addiction.
Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 5:59pm.
Yet you DO remember that I don't have to be a pole smoker or hag to read about celebrities. I don't go around asking people who they fuck before going to their websites.
This is just a good lesson for YOU to understand and realize that the world is filled with straights and those that do not tolerate sexual perversion..that's right, wherever you go, even this site, you are not safe. You are always surrounded with those disgusted by you. Accept it.
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You poor thing, you are a dummy too! I AM around my people here and this IS, first and foremost, a gay site. Anyone with an IQ of even the lowest intelligence would realize that. So, once again, why are you here? Are glenn beck's and bill o'riley's site down because they are on a date with each other? Maybe you should try fred phelp's site--I understand you and them share the same half a brain. By the way, isn't celebrity hounding by a man a gay thing, according to inbred types like you? You need to widen your mind, similarly to your stretched out asshole, and learn that gays are, in many, many, cases, the originators and the purveyors of art and all that it encompasses--capiche? Oh but you are so cute when you try to act all macho and shit, you girly gurl! Now come here and suck our gay dicks, you gang bang loving biatch.
Submitted by LMA618 on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 6:34pm.
What do slits in eyebrows mean?
I was wondering the same thing. I think the default answer is "gang sign!!!" but he doesn't seem the type.
What do slits in eyebrows mean?
Submitted by Soultonic on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 4:48pm.
I'm in love. Now that's a real dude that isn't a afraid to show his masculine or feminine side and doesn't give a fuck. His confidence makes him delish.
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I don't know. I read that as a statement that has caveats all over the place. First he makes it sound like his experimentation happened only as a boy. And then makes an odd comment about how he's an actor so he's played with everything and everyone...what the fuck does that mean? I experimented as a boy and an actor only? And apparently the experimentation went on until he hit 30s. BUT he needs gays in his life so they understand his feminine qualities.
So I read that as: "Yes, I did experiment because I was a boy and an actor, but I'm NOT gay. However, if I am ever photographed with gays, it's not because I'm fucking them, it's because they'll play dress up with me."
People who still think gays are "sexual perversions" (Jonathan C. Frank) yet permit themselves to read about hetero pervs on here are usually closet cases.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Bullshit. I'll bet you he just got sucked off by a guy once and has gay friends that ooze over his "hawtness" on a regular basis. So far as I'm concerned he's FUCKING a girl, SLEEPING with a girl, MARRIED to a girl, IN LOVE with a girl. Not very gay, not even really bisexual just.......
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Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 4:24pm.
Sad thing is when you have nothing but mentally ill homosexuals and desperate fag hags as your fan base, it will do nothing positive for your career. -------------------------------------------------
Another idiotic statement from the looney bin.
But it doesn't quite take the cake as some previous "pearls of wisdom" you shared from your anal beads collection.
And if you are going to spread more hate and ignorance, at least do a little research.
There is a long list of celebrities (not just Madonna & Cher) who MADE it and are still in the map today because of what you call "mentally ill homosexuals and desperate fag hags fan base."
NO ONE really has made it until they've conquered those demographics. So deal with it, bitch and go sit on your dildo (we all know you have one).