What Exactly Is Going On Here?

Are those security guards protecting the divine vagina at any cost? Or is it the other way around and they are protecting the Japanese public from the divine vagina, because they know its powers of hypnotism? Whatever the case may be, the security guards did their job because no fatalities, injuries, blackouts or adoptions were reported.

Here's St. Angie Jo wearing one of Morticia Addams' favorite freakum dresses to the Japanese premiere of SALT today. That dress is cut so high that you can practically see a piece of Brad Pitt's bloody nutsack hanging out. Git 'em, saint! Make Gomez throw himself in a casket and close the door for a little alone time.

And this has to be my favorite picture from the premiere. The saint throws a side-eye!

Angie looks like she just locked up Cinderella in the attic! No wonder there was an unscheduled solar eclipse in Tokyo today (No, there wasn't). The sun was trying to escape from Angie's side-eye by hiding behind the moon.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Brangelina

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:47am.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:14am.

BH was watching "Tomb Raider" on Sunday and I do have to say, back then she was HOT. She was toned and muscular, he face had shape to it, her tata's were beautiful.

How sad to have lost the hotness in a matter of years.

Yeah OK! 'BH' was watching it *rollseyes*

LOON IN DA HOUUUUUUUUSE!!!!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:47am.

Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:16am.

she's human like us mere mortals after all. check out the cellulite in the last pic.
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She can go join Roseanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell and Kirstie Alley as one more fat, disgusting celeb!

Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:46am.

she's human like us mere mortals after all. check out the cellulite in the last pic.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:45am.

I can't decide if I love or hate that dress - on the one hand it has that sexy slit and it drapes well on her, on the other, it looks like a fashion student just cut some slits on a mumu and wrapped it around her.

BTW - did anyone else think SALT wasn't that great and she plays the same fucking character in every movie?

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:44am.

BH was watching "Tomb Raider" on Sunday and I do have to say, back then she was HOT. She was toned and muscular, he face had shape to it, her tata's were beautiful.

How sad to have lost the hotness in a matter of years.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:43am.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:10am.

She looks like a mail order bride on her tenth round of man snatching.
She also looks about 48 years old.
The fuck is up with that hair? For someone that is allegedly so "beautiful" *barfs a little*, she is tore up from the floor up.
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Bradi, I think she is trying to use this hairstyle: http://www.twinsupply.com/proddetail.asp?prod=RCPA212WHI&cat=190

Submitted by I heart Natalie on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:56am.

She's starting to look bored from all this shit...

Submitted by sunglazed on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:42am.

She needs some fat like nobody's business. Also, she should never do an updo.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:40am.

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

Submitted by I heart Natalie on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:38am.

I'm ok with her in these pictures... the guys kneeling down are kinda creepy, though

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:35am.

There's more meat on Good Friday.

Submitted by guest on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:34am.

hate the dress. & imo her hair looks like caca.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:34am.

The veins in arms are creeping me out. And what the hell is happening to her face????

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:34am.

FATTY FATTY BOOM BATTY!

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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:33am.

I detect CELLULITE in the last photo!

Submitted by chaka1 on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:32am.

I love her when she dresses creepy.

She is giving me Maleficent vibes...

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:32am.

Something about this picture is giving me a Grandma-from-Flowers-in-the-Attic/nurse-from-Return-to-Oz vibe. <

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:31am.

Yum yum. Carry on with your jelly comments!

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:30am.

That looks like Morticia's lingerie. And now I'm imagining Gomez Addams coming over with that big crazy grin, whispering macabre sweet nothings in her ear.

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