What Exactly Is Going On Here?
Are those security guards protecting the divine vagina at any cost? Or is it the other way around and they are protecting the Japanese public from the divine vagina, because they know its powers of hypnotism? Whatever the case may be, the security guards did their job because no fatalities, injuries, blackouts or adoptions were reported.
Here's St. Angie Jo wearing one of Morticia Addams' favorite freakum dresses to the Japanese premiere of SALT today. That dress is cut so high that you can practically see a piece of Brad Pitt's bloody nutsack hanging out. Git 'em, saint! Make Gomez throw himself in a casket and close the door for a little alone time.
And this has to be my favorite picture from the premiere. The saint throws a side-eye!
Angie looks like she just locked up Cinderella in the attic! No wonder there was an unscheduled solar eclipse in Tokyo today (No, there wasn't). The sun was trying to escape from Angie's side-eye by hiding behind the moon.
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El B you softie! *mwuah!* I like her too *dodges tomatoes* I'm going to a leading lady theme party this weekend dressed as Cam with the um...updo from Something About Mary.
OT The curviest things on her are the veins in her arms. Whiiii-stle.
OMG I can hear the Brangeloonies sighing and sobbing from here *eyeroll*
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Ange should cut her hair short. She looked REALLY good in Salt when she chopped off all her hair for the final scene or so.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
In Japan the movie is called Wasabi
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
She is so smug! She played the role of the martyr but really just enjoys all the attention and the worship. I really can't stand her for that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:48am.
ANGERINA JORIE!
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BWAHAHAHA!!! Herro!
You are going to hell, missy. :)
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:47am.
EL B
BUT THE HAIR!!! I can't with the Sarah Palin hair. The dime store highlights...aggh.
Only one person could do that style. The most gorgeous woman EVER....Audrey Hepburn!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:48am.
ANGERINA JORIE!
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Snowy is just angry with the Japanese because they send "research" vessels to hunt for her every time she goes swimming in the ocean.
Submitted by chaka1 on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:02am.
Not exactly surprising, isn;t she playing Maleficent? Mebbe this is the way to show Disney, "See, I'm totes the right person for the role!"
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:33am.
Why was Sarah Palin there? I iz cornfused?
Omg, she DOES have Sarah Palin's do, lol. I'm imagining the exchange in the second pic....
Lady pointing: "Hey, you're that gurl what done be on the tv on that Friends show."
Then Angelina melts the lady down to a puddle of melted wax with her bitchface. End scene.
Jen looks so much better now. Jen has a hot body where Angie looks like an extra for Pirates of the Caribbean.
She's giving that reporter the "Bitch please" glare.
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She tries to control her interviews and what people ask her. If that woman jumped out and it was unplanned - whooooa baby.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:43am.
She is dressed like the Reaper's favourite masseuse.
I don't understand why Angelina 'Crypt Raider' Jolie is so damn popular. This bitch makes Alice Cooper look like Snow White.
Everything about her screams, literally, satanic. She dresses in nothing but black, tattoos arcane symbols on her body and glorifies violence, guns and death.
I was alarmed to see that her children have begun to mimic her violence in the recent airport photographs.
If people had any sense of morality, then they'd spit on her when she walked down the street.
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True that. Instead, Loons just blindly worship her for reasons I will never understand.
Lately, it has become very obvious that it's her kids aka purchases who sell her movies. Bradley the Goat helps, too.
She does look beyond horrible here. I can't believe how much other actresses get scrutinized for wearing say too much blush or shoes that aren't shiny enough. This Ho gets away with so much fug that I can't even comprehend
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:46am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:45am.
Imagine all those Japanese fans screaming
"ANGERINA!!!"
You do know i'm part Japanese? REPORTED!
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I've told you many times, just because you are obsessed with Hello Kitty doesn't make you part Japanese!
She is not aging well. She definitely looks much older than 35.
ANGERINA JORIE!
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:40am.
El B lol! It's not because she's so beautiful though - it's because she'd be a total FREAK. Go ahead, get yourself all cut up, but don't be dumb like Brad and put a ring on it!
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Sweetas, Brad's never put a ring on it!
EL B
BUT THE HAIR!!! I can't with the Sarah Palin hair. The dime store highlights...aggh.
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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Note to Angie:
If you ain't got it, don't flaunt it !!!
Your body type is strictly made for those ugly flowy gowns you wear during pregnancy!
You need to cover up that nasty skin and bones!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:45am.
Imagine all those Japanese fans screaming
"ANGERINA!!!"
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*reports snowy for being racist*
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:45am.
Imagine all those Japanese fans screaming
"ANGERINA!!!"
You do know i'm part Japanese? REPORTED!
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:39am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:03am.
I detect CELLULITE in the last photo!
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Jazzy, I see it too!
Whoa, Angie looks like a woman in her 40s, after a facelift.
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...performed by Dr. Edward Scissorhands.
JELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!
Imagine all those Japanese fans screaming
"ANGERINA!!!"
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by chaka1 on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:02am.
She is giving me Maleficent vibes...
Hell yeah she is.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:40am.
El B lol! It's not because she's so beautiful though - it's because she'd be a total FREAK. Go ahead, get yourself all cut up, but don't be dumb like Brad and put a ring on it!
I'm getting all loved up lately. Look at me avvy! Cam was on 'Top Gear' with Tom Cruise and i fell in looooooooooove! (with CDiaz not TomC)
I'm not gonna be able to snark on any female here now! :(
Congers btw left you some xxxxxxxxx's.
She is dressed like the Reaper's favourite masseuse.
I don't understand why Angelina 'Crypt Raider' Jolie is so damn popular. This bitch makes Alice Cooper look like Snow White.
Everything about her screams, literally, satanic. She dresses in nothing but black, tattoos arcane symbols on her body and glorifies violence, guns and death.
I was alarmed to see that her children have begun to mimic her violence in the recent airport photographs.
If people had any sense of morality, then they'd spit on her when she walked down the street.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Her looks have definitely faded away. Wow, they came and went so fast.
I think she looks beautiful. Wow.
Anne
You can't pray a lie.
Mark Twain
El B lol! It's not because she's so beautiful though - it's because she'd be a total FREAK. Go ahead, get yourself all cut up, but don't be dumb like Brad and put a ring on it!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:03am.
I detect CELLULITE in the last photo!
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Jazzy, I see it too!
Whoa, Angie looks like a woman in her 40s, after a facelift.
where is angel? I need someone to photoshop a pair of red glasses on her
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
She's trying to be Joan Crawford...
ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:23am.
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Ain't nothin' but a chicken wang. :)
Um...wtf with the top of that dress? Did her hairstylist forget to take off the drape? The huge trashy back tatoos are a nice touch - they really set off those emeralds.
it looks like she has on a white bra or something under there.
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Why was Sarah Palin there? I iz cornfused?
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
She's giving that reporter the "Bitch please" glare.
She looks like crap.
How come Braddie's not with her? Has it been three days...
Do you think her "co-stars" in any of her movies resent the crap out of her attention whore ways? Everything is about her and only her. I can't recall an interview where she actually acknowledges anyone else but her stunt doubles works with her.
Chicken legs and cellulite, Britney Spears hair, prison tats and frozen face. Yep thats sexy and beautiful (barfs). Was she ridden hard and put away wet?
There isn't a straight man in the world that doesn't want to sleep with this woman. True.
I would crawl 100 miles thru barb wire and broken glass just to touch her handbag!
STOP BEING JELLY!
Did she get her hair done in Wasilla?
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
She is wearing the dress equivalent of the Showgirls video cover. And I think I like it. You show off that withered chicken thigh like you just don't care, Angie Jo! Her hair is so bad though.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:05am.
There's more meat on Good Friday.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
1. bad dress
2. bad padded bra (too low!)
3. bad hair
4. cellulite
They styled her so well for everything else, too!
(ETA: but she is very hard-working and professional though ;-)
I think the hair is intended to make her look more Sophia Lorenlike. Like here:
http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/27/2770/4VXTD00Z/sophia-loren.jpg
Except Sophia didn't look like she was starving to death.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Looks like the security guards are ducking to stay out of the pics to me. Like MK's description better though.
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
She's the reverse of Carol Burnett's Scarlet O'hara, got the shower curtain dress, but she vowed she'll always be hungry.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
She's hitting the wall at high speed. She looks about 10 years older in the face than she should. She needs to relax, eat a sandwich and retire that hairstyle.
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