What Exactly Is Going On Here?
Are those security guards protecting the divine vagina at any cost? Or is it the other way around and they are protecting the Japanese public from the divine vagina, because they know its powers of hypnotism? Whatever the case may be, the security guards did their job because no fatalities, injuries, blackouts or adoptions were reported.
Here's St. Angie Jo wearing one of Morticia Addams' favorite freakum dresses to the Japanese premiere of SALT today. That dress is cut so high that you can practically see a piece of Brad Pitt's bloody nutsack hanging out. Git 'em, saint! Make Gomez throw himself in a casket and close the door for a little alone time.
And this has to be my favorite picture from the premiere. The saint throws a side-eye!
Angie looks like she just locked up Cinderella in the attic! No wonder there was an unscheduled solar eclipse in Tokyo today (No, there wasn't). The sun was trying to escape from Angie's side-eye by hiding behind the moon.
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4. PEOPLE WHO TRASH TALK OTHERS INVARIABLY HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX THAT THEY ARE BARELY AWARE OF.
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OK - so it's safe to assume that you come onto these blogs just to give lectures on bad behavior?? WTF? GET LOST.
Good God there are some idiots up in here.
1. HEROIN DOES NOT GIVE YOU BIG VEINS. In fact, if anything, it does the opposite and you end up with collapsed veins that disappear.
2. A WARM ENVIRONMENT MAKES VEINS SWELL. Think of all the lights on her, plus it may also be warm outside.
3. IT ALSO MEANS THAT SHE HAS VERY LITTLE BODY FAT FOR HER SIZE. I have the same arms as her, and I am the same age. Veiny as all hell. I am not anorexic, though I am naturally skinny. Everyone has these veins, just usually they are covered with fat.
4. PEOPLE WHO TRASH TALK OTHERS INVARIABLY HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX THAT THEY ARE BARELY AWARE OF.
okay?
"No wonder there was an unscheduled solar eclipse in Tokyo today (No, there wasn't). The sun was trying to escape from Angie's side-eye by hiding behind the moon."
You just made my day with that one, MK. LOL!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
You sluts are just jealous!
Angie is killin' dem heauxz in that dress!
Me likes.
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Submitted by lovethejared on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 2:09pm.
....FREEDOM!!!!!....
aniston's whole world is aniston...she hasn't had children or any real relationships...her face is as wide as the suez canal...when and where did people classify her as beautiful??....she is so ugly i am bewildered by any comparisons to angelina...true beauty, true love, true motherhood....all without makeup...bitches
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Do you know the difference between Angelina Jolie and the Trash Whore on a street corner?
Both sleep with any man they come in contact with, married, single, to try to move up their station in life
Both have 2+ marriages under their belt.
Both have multiple "daddies" for their kids.
Both are Junkies.
Both are skinny, veiny, women, from using.
The only difference between Jolie and the Trash Whore? Their bank accounts!
Face facts. Angelina Jolie is a twice divorced, single woman, with 6 kids, who is shacked up with a guy, who doesn't respect her enough to make her his wife! You can find those type of women in any metropolitan city in the world!
Dear Whatever, I agree with you about she's prolly 40 or 42. She has, after all, been said to be 35 for the last 10 years. Every time I see or read her name, that's what I think of - lying about the age - for a long time.
Oh...one more thing she looks ok as a blonde but not great.
Look up, down, beware:
flat boney ass stalks Tokyo.
lock chirrun tonight!
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I remember watching her in "Hackers" and thinking she had the one of the flattest asses I've ever seen. She is so bodily challenged. Thick waist, skinny legs. It's so unfortunate because she has that beautiful face on top of Grandma Moses body. Monica Bellucci you will never be AngieJo.
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"The loons at JJ are dribbling in their panties over this stupid dress. At least she's covering up that forehead vein from hell."
The forehead vein is also on her back in other photos. It's the strangest thing. It makes me almost believe those 'Angelina is a lizard" people.
So I went to see Salt.
Lots of action and stunts
Loved the scenes done in New York
Jolie is a really good actress
A few twists in the plot made it interesting to watch
Angie looks older than stated age
Jenifer Garner did it better in the Alias series
Most likely there will be a Salt II
4out5 skeleton arms!
She looks like a 55 year old Sophia Loren which ain't saying much when you are only 35. It seems she is popular with a segment of the population i.e. El Bastardo. Attractive enough but something potentially threatening about her and her behaviour is the more enticing quality.
Ugh, I am so sick of her basking in her own glow. If she's so damn good with kids, I'd like to see her deal with Suri 666 for a week.
The tats are sooooo glamorous.
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"69ing while driving is only for professionals" --MK
That JJ site sounds like a nightmare.
The loons at JJ are dribbling in their panties over this stupid dress. At least she's covering up that forehead vein from hell.
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"69ing while driving is only for professionals" --MK
Submitted by AlohaGirl on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 1:03pm.
Re: Tomb Raider.... The boobs were fake -padding, mostly. And to whoever thinks she looks athletic and muscular in that movie, wow, I invite to come to my gym and workout with me, because, umm, NOT.
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Yep! Even back in her tomb raider days, she had scrawny legs, she had no butt, and was far from an hourglass. Her boobs were the only thing that were relatively big, but were enhanced for the movie.
She can't compare to Jen in that sense, especially now that she's had 3 kids, so it just gets annoying hearing that Jen looks better than her now when she always had a better figure to begin with and doesn't have kids (to leave with the nannies to take care of).
She looks gorgeous. Love the dress.
Love the slit.
Her lips are to die for!
Unlike X! ♥
God. I can't stand her snotty, holier-than-thou attitude.
And in ten years I just know her kids are going to be awful.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
I just saw this Angie impersonator on a tv special. She looks like angie from her "Tomb Rader" days and I was shocked when she said she has had NO plastic surgery.
Homegirl does give a mean side-eye!
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Mean old cellulite hag!
And, people really need to stop saying she looks like she b/c she is running after six rug rates. When the cameras go off, those kids go back to the nannies.
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
That is the best I have seen her hair in a long time.
Damn, I need to see how to get a job as a celebrity stylists. I have no experience but I couldn't do a worse job than this. You need to wear clothes that flatter your shape. This dress is for a woman with curves and Jolie doesn't have any. Who let her out looking like this? And, it is a damn shame she look 20 yrs older than her actual age. When she got with Brad, she was gorgeous. That much I could always give her and now I have nothing.
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
THIS should have been the CAPTION THIS! pic for the day.
Submitted by lovethejared on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 2:09pm.
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Hi hope Angie is proud by her new cult following she adopted after hooking up with Brad Pitt. The kind of people she would die of embarassment for sharing the same airspace with them.
I would rather stick a needle in my eye than dare to go on JustJared
Oooh...somebody's broken! Fun!
Loonies and jared
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K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
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....FREEDOM!!!!!....
aniston's whole world is aniston...she hasn't had children or any real relationships..
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Hasnt had any real relationship? What rock have you been hiding under?
Uh, she had a relationship with Brad for 7 years and was married to him for about 4 of them !! YES, she actually married him. She didnt just play "house" with him and have children to hold onto him. He WANTED to marry her, apparently. He didnt hide behind "we'll marry when everyone else can marry" excuse! lol. SO if she hasn't found husband #2 , maybe she's just SMART.
Submitted by lovethejared on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 2:09pm.
....FREEDOM!!!!!....
aniston's whole world is aniston...she hasn't had children or any real relationships...her face is as wide as the suez canal...when and where did people classify her as beautiful??....she is so ugly i am bewildered by any comparisons to angelina...true beauty, true love, true motherhood....all without makeup...bitches
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Ok this comment is just creepy. True motherhood? Aniston sucks because she hasn't had children? What year is this 1800?
For anyone here who's a fan of Marvel Comics, isn't she a dead ringer for the ancient witch-mutant Selene. If they ever decide to make a film of her, the role of psychic vampire suits her to a "t".
OFT: Damn somebody didn't take their meds.
ONT: Can I say, them asian nations do shit so weird!? (I can speak cause my mom is asian and didn't come to the USA til she was 19ish). Why the frak are those guys crouched and peering like that?? What detail/event security personnel does that?? Only in Asia. *shakes head and swigs wine*
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WHat is Angelina on? Why do her veins pop out like that? Ugh
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Submitted by lovethejared on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 2:09pm.
....FREEDOM!!!!!....
aniston's whole world is aniston...she hasn't had children or any real relationships...her face is as wide as the suez canal...when and where did people classify her as beautiful??....she is so ugly i am bewildered by any comparisons to angelina...true beauty, true love, true motherhood....all without makeup...bitches
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Are you fvcking kidding me??? Angelina has had multiple plastic surgeries, wears a shit ton of makeup, fake eyelashes and a pound of fake hair! Puhleaze.
I have that same dress!
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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
I SWEAR I saw that dress on the mother of the bride at a wedding I attended two weeks ago. It was JUST like Angie's, but the mother wore it better.
Submitted by lovethejared on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 2:20pm.
....FREEDOM!!!!!....
aniston doesn't know the meaning of 'class'...unless you are referring to the acting classes she should be taking...she is and always will be rachel from friends...dumb...soul-less and washed up
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And Jolie will always be the homewrecking, brother kissing, knife cutting, blood toting, daddy hating, boyfriend stealing,morbid, no friend having, humanitarian wanna be !!!
I'm sure Aniston would prefer to be known as "rachel" for the rest of her life than to have the reputation Jolie has.
Loons need to get over the fact that the ex wife is loved by Hollywood no matter what! Jolie has to adopt children and advertise her missions to 3rd world countries to get any sort of recognition from her peers. That must slay her!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:43am.
"If people had any sense of morality, then they'd spit on her when she walked down the street"
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Ha! LOVE IT!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
She looks old.
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Angelina may have the face (or had the face) but Jennifer has everything else.....
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Damn someone looks pissed. She must have swallowed her food by accident!
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Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
I agree K2, why are these folks bringing up Aniston?
I'm getting married to my son's father next month. NOT one of his friends, family, mother or sister brings up his ex-fiance. They were set to get married the fall we met in 2007.
So why is this an issue in the fake world of Brangelina?
Real folks don't do this shit.
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
Interesting
http://gawker.com/5596961/play-hide-the-nanny-with-angelina-jolie/galler...
....FREEDOM!!!!!....
aniston doesn't know the meaning of 'class'...unless you are referring to the acting classes she should be taking...she is and always will be rachel from friends...dumb...soul-less and washed up
And the loons are out !!!! Must be a slow day at JJ for them to come here.
Going off on Aniston like that just b/c we dont approve of Jolie's dress choice. Aniston has style and class. Case closed ...next case.
You guys are fucking nuts !!!
....FREEDOM!!!!!....
aniston's whole world is aniston...she hasn't had children or any real relationships...her face is as wide as the suez canal...when and where did people classify her as beautiful??....she is so ugly i am bewildered by any comparisons to angelina...true beauty, true love, true motherhood....all without makeup...bitches
Maniston looks younger then her. I think Angie is most likely really 40 or 42.
....FREEDOM!!!!!....
how could brad have any regrets????....aniston is a washed up ugly bitch who wouldn't give him any babies for fear her abs were disturbed...get over it...angelina is a real woman, and i know that is hard to take for those of you used to phony, pathetic little girls like rachel...i mean jennifer
And she isnt doing the outfit any favors by putting the tramp stamps on display in the back.
This woman could earn $40 mil per movie and still wouldnt have enough money to buy some class.