Which Icon Of My Life Rode The Bus Last Night?

Okay, my mom's blind dog Chiquita could've figured this one out right away since even the tiniest glimpse of Rojo Caliente makes your loins feel like somebody blew ancho chile rub all over them. If this is new to you then you probably figured that your genitals are on fire because your weekend of debauchery finally caught up with you in a bad way. You can tell your place holder at the free clinic to get out of the line, because this is just your body's natural way of reacting to the human fireball that is Rojo Caliente! Take note!

In NYC last night, a rainbow gently kissed the sidewalk creating two pots of gold which Rojo and Lady Caliente popped out of. Rojo graced the public with her presence to see Jennifer Coolidge, who is looking like the happiest seasoned call girl in a Reno lounge, at Comix.

Seeing Rojo and Lady Caliente wearing the fuck out of their newest Land's End purchases has pretty much wrapped up and dropped a bow on my day. So if you're a bill collector looking for me to pay up, today is the day to call! Yes, I will still curse you out, but I will tell you to have a Very Rojo Day afterwards!

And now let's all stop, drop and roll!

Splash, Bauer Griffin

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Submitted by roxie on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:54pm.

Rojo's shirt is a big no, looks like a carnival worker. She needs to check out Brooks Brothers.

Submitted by .kori. on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 6:17pm.

Ha-ha! From the back, Cynthia Nixon resembles old David Bowie..... :D

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Submitted by puglife on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 6:03pm.

Is this the M15??

Submitted by MeowMeow on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 5:07pm.

I wonder if Rojo's ever been tested for lupus. Got a bit of a butterfly rash there.

Submitted by TT99 on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 5:02pm.

I'm guessing that's the M14 crosstown bus? I love celeb spotting on the MTA. Usually models during fashion week, Law and Order and SNL people. But Rojo and Miranda, that's a find!

Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 4:13pm.

I like these two. I'm glad to see society has reached the point)at least in major cities)where no one cares who is dating who, celebrity or not.

However, I do have an issue with Rojo's shirt. Those red stripes scream "carnival barker" to me.

Submitted by Infamous on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 3:47pm.

Damn I dont even like taking the bus in NYC

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 1:15pm.

IREENIE!!!

Mrs. and Mrs. Rojo are freakin adorbs.

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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 1:07pm.

I think this couple is so damn cute. And Jennifer Coolidge rocks.

Submitted by ewlulu on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 1:01pm.

See, why do other stars get DUI tickets, these 2 prove that they do have the ABILITY to take a bus....

Submitted by ewlulu on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 1:00pm.

I hate white pants.

Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 12:57pm.

I don't know what this says about me, but I get confused about Rojo. I love his shoes and messenger bag. I want them!!!

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Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 12:39pm.

I think Rojo and Cynthia look cute in their outfits. The other one not so much.

Submitted by snideychick on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 11:48am.

Snideychick sez:

Will someone please tell Jennifer Coolidge that she's dressing more fashionably than her body will allow?

Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 11:45am.

I wonder which bus.
I used to see Cynthia on the bus taking her kids to school (public, by the way) a while ago, before SITC got big. No one bothered her.

Way to go, ladies!!! Keep mass transit in business!

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Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:46am.
Are any of my RHONJ buddies here this morning? Can we discuss last nite's episode? I caught up and saw the apts above the pizza shop that Theresa REFUSES to live in. I do like how he mentioned several times that $ isnt flowing like it use to and Jacqueline husband tells him to get Theresa a fugazi (a fake). Taking the helicopter over NY just to go back to Jersey City killed me. I did like the ring he got her though. BEST PART: When Joe and THeresa says he's poet and my honey (who I force him to watch the show) scoffs and says "Yeah what a poet when he uses words like Fugazi." LMAO.

The sweet 16 Danielle threw for her daughter. Her daughters are so pretty and nice unlike their mother. How about Danielle flaunting her old engagement in front of the husband's new younger wife. What a bitch. The ex-husband looks like he had alot work done to his face too
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REPRESENT.

Theresa's husband knows the clock is ticking, but he still spends other people's money. What a scumbag. The ring thing was really low of Danielle, and then she rationalizes it like it is just the most natural thing in the world. I think the husband was worried about what kind of fuckery he was wallking in to. Everything she does is a calculated bitch move. It's amazing her daughters are so great, I think even she is shocked. But then she keeps taking credit for it. I love when she says
"gross" about Christine eating chocolate. Even my bf grunted at that. Way to give her a complex.
The party looked fantastic though.

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Submitted by copacabanagirl on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:42am.

I'm still jealous of these two. They look a little too comfortable and happy together. MK made a blanket....that inspired me to make a wine cozy.

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 10:23am.

We wish to become a Lesbyterian because no matter how fat and ugly you are you are still considered HOT!!!!

Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 9:35am.

scarecrow & mrs king

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Submitted by Terri on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 9:03am.

No fair! I saw jennifer Coolidge last week and there were only drunk rednecks in the audience.

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 9:00am.

Jesus, I'm starting to get as enthusiastic at a Rojo sighting as MK is...I'll be reading a magazine and I'm like HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S CHRISTINE MARINONI!!!

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Submitted by borg queen on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:57am.

@ WHISKEYTANGO - You just gave me my new signature line. See below. ROTFLMAO

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Fugazi!!!" love it! How do you say "bankrupt" in Italian? (borrowed from WhiskeyTango)

Submitted by Mawy on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:54am.

I would just DIE if Cynthia Nixon got onto my bus. Go ahead, crucify me, I'm a huge SATC fan.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:47am.

Bitchin' shoes, Rojo!!!

Submitted by Bo on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:40am.

Oooh, I love Jennifer Coolidge! She was in a lot of Christopher Guest's movies, "Best in Show" is my favorite. Love love love her!

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:31am.

$2.50!? yikes! I might consider getting a bike if I were in NYC.

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Submitted by Soultonic on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:31am.

Ahhh..this makes me like these two much more. They aren't snobbish or think they are too good for public transportation. Kudos to them for being cool red hot lesbians.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:23am.

WhiskeyTango it's goin up to 2.50.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:21am.

Rojo looks like my mailman with that leather satchel she's wearing.

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:21am.

Isn't the bus fare like $2.25 nowadays? only celebrities can afford to ride the NYC buses :-(

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:18am.

Love Jennifer!! She's a hot mess and she knows it!! Love her raspy voice.

She dated Chris Kattan who treated her so shabby. Who the hell is he anyway? Bastard!!!

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Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:17am.

I know Rojo is (deservedly) the star here-but I am also loving Cynthia's shirt.
LOVE it.

Submitted by wjcinnj on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:13am.

I used to ride the bus in NYC and Cynthia would take her kid to school via the bus all the time. Mass transit is cool!!! I kinda give her props for that.

Submitted by wjcinnj on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:13am.

I used to ride the bus in NYC and Cynthia would take her kid to school via the bus all the time. Mass transit is cool!!! I kinda give her props for that.

Submitted by wjcinnj on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:13am.

I used to ride the bus in NYC and Cynthia would take her kid to school via the bus all the time. Mass transit is cool!!! I kinda give her props for that.

Submitted by rustytrawler on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:06am.

wtf are these people doing on a bus? And why is the bus empty?? Where is this???

Submitted by NonnyMouse on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:45am.

I adore her. She can do no wrong in my book.

Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 11:16am.

reposted in the OP

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:31am.

those are Tory Burch ballet slippers

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:30am.

Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 8:46am.

Are any of my RHONJ buddies here this morning? Can we discuss last nite's episode? I caught up and saw the apts above the pizza shop that Theresa REFUSES to live in.

"Fugazi!!!" love it! How do you say "bankrupt" in Italian?

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Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:30am.

Jennifer is wearing ballet slippers?? NOOOOO....

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:28am.

Diggin their Montenegro style!

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Submitted by HellaciousB on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:28am.

Is Jennifer Coolidge gay?

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:25am.

borgy, I didn't watch it yet....

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:25am.

Love Rojo's "man" purse.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:25am.

Is that Stifler's Mom from "American Pie"?

Submitted by squeezy on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:22am.

Jennifer Coolidge is my hero... the only way MK could have made this post better is to put her in at the end. This is going to be a good day!

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Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:16am.

Are any of my RHONJ buddies here this morning? Can we discuss last nite's episode? I caught up and saw the apts above the pizza shop that Theresa REFUSES to live in. I do like how he mentioned several times that $ isnt flowing like it use to and Jacqueline husband tells him to get Theresa a fugazi (a fake). Taking the helicopter over NY just to go back to Jersey City killed me. I did like the ring he got her though. BEST PART: When Joe and THeresa says he's poet and my honey (who I force him to watch the show) scoffs and says "Yeah what a poet when he uses words like Fugazi." LMAO.

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Submitted by Sookie on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:13am.

'but I will tell you to have a Very Rojo Day afterwards!'
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WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:08am.

Amanda Bynes sure looks TIRED to be un-retired!

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