LiLo's New Tattoo: What Does It All Mean?????
Before Crackwing Duck became the open sore on everyone's asshole at Lynwood, she celebrated her return to jail by getting a tattoo of an "innocent little girl" on her arm. TMZ says that Lindsay Lohan got the outline a couple of weeks ago, but didn't get to finish it up because a jail room was calling her name.
Don't ask me why this dumb ho paid for a tattoo on the outside when a beautiful jail cholita named Shy Girl would've given her a complimentary tear drop tattoo using a Sharpie and a bent staple heated on a radiator. Those Lohan's just don't know. Anywhiteoprahneedstheworddelusiontattooedonhertongue, here's a closer look at LiLo's new decoration:
That looks more like the skid mark on a grilled cheese. If LiLo wants to make a few more coins, she should just say that her burnt freckles, bruises, track marks and coagulated veins created the image of a stoned Jesus in his tween years. Bitch could stand on the corner smoking a cigarette while fellow delusioners drop a dollar in her donation basket to pray to it.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 4:20pm.
Did she get fucking Precious Moments tattoed on her arm?
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That's what I thought, too!!
Ok, now I see a few others have pointed out that it is a Mark Ryden tattoo and you guys just choose to ignore that fact. And different tattoos do have different outlines.
The more you know.
She should scrub with Magic Eraser...great product.
Oh yeah, I am NOT defending this bitch, but quite a few of you clearly did not read what MK wrote about this cunts tattoo NOT being finished. That is why it looks like that. If it is indeed the Mark Ryden painting I am thinking of, when it is finished it will look pretty sweet.
OH HELL NO! That tattoo looks like one of Mark Ryden's paintings, NO!
is a sea horse and this is what you call body branding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhHQwxcoE40
i will never burn my skin ,No, Hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 8:54am.
Someone's got anger issues. :-P
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 8:39am.
"Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been moved to solitary confinement in jail because her fellow inmates are sick of her wailing..."
Hoo boy. This one's too easy.
"Presser said that Lohan is struggling with life behind bars and can't stand the taunts from inmates who share the same area of Lynwood Correctional Facility in California."
::as Christian Bale:: GOOD FOR HER!
"'Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake... She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation,' Presser said."
It could be withdrawal, but who gives a shit.
I see the little girl in the half tattoo. But tattoos do not make you cool if you are not cool already. Given her limited intelligence, addictive nature, and white-trash upbringing, she will need a miracle to lift her up out of the hole she is digging for her life's work.
That looks like someone was coming and she tried to put the hot stem away fast, that or a torch burn, that doesnt look like an outline for a tattoo to me. WTF is that?
A tattoo outline is usually done with a color of some sort. Why does this look like a burn, birthmark or a hickey via vacuum?
Even on this freckled POS white ink would show up. Especailly if new.
Is it a henna tattoo? Looks like it was and has started to fade. Does NOT look like a real tattoo at all. But at least now we understand what WO was talking about cause THAT innocent child doesn't deserve any of this foolery!
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Did she get fucking Precious Moments tattoed on her arm?
This makes me laugh hilariously. Also, apparently she's been crying her eyes out in jail, because the inmates have been serenading her with "FIRECROTCH!", according to other website. I hope the pampered little poodle is TERIFIED of jail & finally gets a clue; maybe she'll think twice before doing another dumbass stunt & endangering people's lives. Probably won't, but there's always hope...
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Submitted by mbar on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 12:45pm.
I can't see the "innocent little girl"...I must not be delusional enough.
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She is such a dumb fuck.
I got my roots dyed
and got a brand new tattoo
for my jail debut
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http://www.polyvore.com/mark_ryden_night_visit_46/thing?id=1086958
It is Mark Ryden's Night Visit, what I don't get it how it is an outline, it looks more along the lines of a tattoo removal..
I can't see the "innocent little girl"...I must not be delusional enough.
HA!!...Looks like ringworm to me...
Does she not realize how haggard she looks with that hair color?! Go back to the red!
Submitted by KD on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 10:36am.
Oh, I see it, too. So she's a child toucher, too?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Thats just a freckle
I think those are Robert Shapiro's teeth marks from when he escaped from her grasp.
It looks like a picture of what a bunch of freckles do when they get the sads.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Looks like a burn
Guys, how fat do you think Linds is getting in jail right now? Lisa Marie Presley fat, or Precious fat?
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Snideychick sez:
This is the closest that LiLo will ever get to being an innocent child. Sad.
ooh I see it now. looks like a mark ryden girl. I will have to break the news to my former roommate and devout mark ryden fan that lilo is crashing her party.
Submitted by ewlulu on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 9:15am.
It's Jesus...lets sell her arm on ebay.
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OMG, that's fecking hilarious!
Everytime I see this girl I wanna go bathe for hours. She looks like she needs a bath all the fucking time! LOL at the duck
Coma Caca!
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It's probably just a staph infection.
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
It looks like a tatoo removal scar. Lots of donald duck action on those lips...
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 8:40am.
I can`t make out SHIT on her arm. WTF is that supposed to be? Looks like some branding that scarred all wrong. Idiot.
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UBF, while you look at your computer screen, tilt your head toward your right shoulder at 45 degrees. You'll see a head of a little girl with heart-shaped face, closed eyes and wavy hair.
Crackwing Duck, bwahahahah! Why do her lips and mouth always looks so weird? It's like they're plastic and she can't close them or something. I guess I just answered my own question.
No, for real, what's wrong with her, srrsly?
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Oh, I see it, too. So she's a child toucher, too?
That's a tattoo? It looks like a burn scar.
Somebody stick a fork in this bitch, she's done.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Wow, those bedbugs are talented artists!
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boo hoo hoo, lilo. cry me a river. live in the real world with a real job and real problems and then maybe you can convince me to feel sorry for you.
I see Medusa with a bunch of snakes in her hair.
@Natalie
This is the innocent child white oprah sees everyday.
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Bitch please!
she is still withdrawing from crazy amounts of drugs.....of course she is crying.
who cares? she deserves to be miserable.
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Ay Mama, you seem to forget- I never will let a man control my emotions
But when he smiles, I feel like a little child
-Christina Aguilera "Infatuation"
Is the tattoo of the girl on her twitter background..
(I hate myself for knowing this)
http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
@vidz
I can see it too! It's going to look real ugly when its all filled in. What an awkward place for a tattoo.
@vidz... I just can't see innocence... big eyes, alien shaped face, long pony tail.
Maybe it's another one of those military alphabet tattoos like the one Angie got. It says Charlie Whiskey (C.W.) but it really means Cokewhore.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK