Sunday, July 25th 2010
At Least Her Battle Zone Weave Is Covered
Since the Department of Public Health ordered Brit Brit to cover up the crater of mangy weave hair on her head until a team of Hazmat professionals can properly tame it, she wore a hat while shopping for craft shit with her boyfriend Sam Merlotte Jason Trawick yesterday afternoon. And by "she wore a hat" I mean that Daddy Spears superglued that shit to her head.
It looks a Marshall's swallowed every fashion magazine's Don't section from 2002 and then violently barfed up all over Brit Brit, but this is still an upgrade for her ass! I mean, she doesn't totally look like she just blew all her Scratcher winnings at a Clothestime (RIP) sidewalk sale.
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Submitted by Kandykane on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 8:38am.
Dear Slave 4 U,
Your body is too chunky and wide for this dress. This is the real slave 4 U. To see U looking like this, even though U are mentally ill, only accentuates the fact that U are a talentless bint who was once a willing accomplice to fart-in-your-face fakery. Wish that snake bit U.
Love Everyone
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*falls off chair laffin*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
Does bitch really think that this outfit is the shit? She looks like a fucking 5150 patient who got dressed in a hurry trying to escape. Im hating her more and more on a daily basis.
You have to question the motives of an older man who is involved with a younger woman with obvious mental problems and a lot of money...wait...
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 10:12am.
I wish Britney would learn to cook and go thru a Sylvia Plath phase
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LOL hahahhahaha!!!
1998 called and asked for the whole outfit back.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
MB - ah, yes.....I keep forgetting she has that.
Brit is a fking mess as usual. What is that, individual size cheeto bag in her hand? Can she ever go without that shit!?
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by M.E.
How the HELL does that Jason Trainwreck dude continue to pretend to be her BF.
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Simple. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...and lots of it.
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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I wish Britney would take up Joran Van Der Sloot and go through a Natalee Holloway phase.
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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You can tell, in the last thumb that he hair is a maggotty mess still, it's just pulled into a pony tail and covered with that hat.
How the HELL does that Jason Trainwreck dude continue to pretend to be her BF. She must REEEEEEEEEEEEEK.
I wish Brit would go through Jimi Hendrix phase and choke on her own vomit.
I wish Brit would take up sailing and go thru a Natalie Wood phase
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
I wish Britney would have a ham sandwich and go through a "Mama" Cass Elliot phase.
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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I wish Britney would learn to cook and go thru a Sylvia Plath phase
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
She's still wearing those boots b/c her toe jam and funk have secured them to her feet like super glue.
They went to Michael's to get industrial glue remover to try to remove them. She's smiling b/c she's knows she's crazy and LURVES it! She's gotta stay relevant somehow...
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
is britney dating sam merlott?
Dear Slave 4 U,
Your body is too chunky and wide for this dress. This is the real slave 4 U. To see U looking like this, even though U are mentally ill, only accentuates the fact that U are a talentless bint who was once a willing accomplice to fart-in-your-face fakery. Wish that snake bit U.
Love Everyone
Submitted by I heart Natalie
I wish Britney would learn to play the piano and go through a Sarah McLachlan phase...
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I wish Britney would learn to fly a plane and go through an Amelia Earhart phase...
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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Horizontal stripes? No-BritBrit-no!
I wish Britney would learn to play the piano and go through a Sarah McLachlan phase...
Would it be premature to say she is the young Whitney Houston?
Not that she has anything close to Whit's pipes, but she is just never coming back.
That sexy Catholic school student, that snake holder, she is now a pig.
I do believe she is manic depressive and those meds don't work for all manic depressives (especially if you don't take them every day) that simply must be the reason she is such a mess.
Fuck those "boyfriends" they are just using her. There is no guy in the world who wants to run his fingers through that rat's nest.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
I think she is manic depressive. She is not mentally sharp. And she is still very young.
shes gotta be on some different meds or somethin... can you imagine her & jtimberlake dating now?? daayum..
check thumbnail #3 --look at her fake fake fake smile and look at the handler's face! He looks like he is watching her like she just escaped from Bellevue!
Michaels is a craft store...I wonder what she bought. She's a scrapbooker maybe?
Submitted by MinxInSpace on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:36pm.
Damn...what happened to Brit. Her body used to be sick, now it's just fucking ill.
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LOL! And to think - at one time she was phat...and fat too....
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
What's this?
American Apparel has a non-slutty, albeit ugly, outfit on their site.
Are they going out of business?
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Damn. Her legs in that banner pic look like a cross between a russian lady weightlifter and a fat trailer park heifer living on KFC & mountain dew. And, WTF is she doing wearing combat boots? This bitch has the fashion sense of a hillbilly retard. Wait, that's what she is!
Daddy Spears better get her new bodyguards; I sense another nasty snatch flashing fast approaching...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
OK, a bandage dress with those combat boots and that HAT? WTF? She's better off sticking to her signature "style" of stained tank tops w/tattered bra straps hanging out, sweatpants and uggs...
I thought those bandage dresses were supposed to make you look good? It's not even a real one, it's a knockoff!
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
I bet she can't wait until she snaps again. She really did look like she was having a fuckload of fun back then...
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
The guy with the bags looks like, "Here Britney put these clothes on fast before anyone sees you"..."DAMMIT...the paps".
CRISCO THIGHS & LARD ASS
SHES GOT
WESSONALITY
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"With 1,000 dick tickets sold, her vagina must be like a wide-screen IMAX theater with stadium seating" - ♥ REM KOOLHAS ♥ i WUV U
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Why don't they just throw out her entire wardrobe and replace it with some nice clothes that fit!? They could even buy some attractive, MATCHING sweats if she wanted to be comfortable.
I've never seen anyone yo-yo with their weight so freakin' frequently. It's like every two months!
Gawd I love that she has candy in her hand and her 'bf' is carrying an Alice in Wonderland print (for $139.99)
All that money and the fashion sense of a blind wombat!
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Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
Even KFed is probably feeling bad about this shit.
Honestly,Stevie Wonder must pick out her outfits then laughs until he pisses himself.
"Darling, I shall open doors to worlds of fuckery you never dreamed existed!"
Honestly,Stevie Wonder must pick out her outfits then laughs until he pisses himself.
"Darling, I shall open doors to worlds of fuckery you never dreamed existed!"
Honestly,Stevie Wonder must pick out her outfits then laughs until he pisses himself.
"Darling, I shall open doors to worlds of fuckery you never dreamed existed!"
Triston, do not forget the 5150 Straitjacket Line! Every girl should have one!
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Ay Mama, you seem to forget- I never will let a man control my emotions
But when he smiles, I feel like a little child
-Christina Aguilera "Infatuation"
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:43pm.
OY... NOT even 30 yet
looks 40
looks homeless bag lady downtown..
awful..
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I'll be 40 soon. Please do not insult us old people. :-)
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 1:32pm.
Attention, folx.
That is NOT her boyfriend.
I repeat...NOT her boyfriend!
He is totally her minder/sitter
Sadlarious.
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
What the hell kind of an outfit is that ???
OY... NOT even 30 yet
looks 40
looks homeless bag lady downtown..
awful..
DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.
those boots could be her new 'pink wig' since she's obviously been banned from wearing that goregeous piece of synthetic! she's wearing them ALOT lately.
Damn...what happened to Brit. Her body used to be sick, now it's just fucking ill.
Where do I buy a classy outfit like that y'all? All she's missing is a Starbucks frappe, her sweet nectar.
she has her favorite stompin' boots on again. With her band aid dress (?!@@#!).