Do The Poopy Pigeons Take Requests?
Pigeon shit is the new booooo! The Kings of Leon had to quit a show in St. Louis on Friday after only 3 songs when they couldn't take the shower of pigeon shit falling on top of them. The two bands who opened for them came off stage looking like park statutes, but the Kings of Leon decided to go on anyways. Maybe they figured the pigeons might be KOL fans. The pigeons are not fans, because they puckered up their assholes and dropped shit bomb after shit bomb on those bitches.
The band's manager told CNN that Jared Followill (seen above) got it the worst, "Jared was hit several times during the first two songs. On the third song, when he was hit in the cheek and some of it landed near his mouth, they couldn't deal any longer. It's not only disgusting -- it's a toxic health hazard. They really tried to hang in there." Jared whined in, "I was hit by pigeons on each of the first three songs. We had 20 songs on the set list. By the end of the show, I would have been covered from head to toe."
The band threw the "I'm Sowwies" at their fans for canceling the show and said they will make it up to them in the near future. You know what that means: RE-FUCKING-MATCH! This pigeon has reloaded and is ready to blow:
Here I was thinking that pigeons were only good at grossing me out by pecking at dog shit and rotten egg sandwiches on the sidewalk. But now we know the real reason why Noah added a pigeon to his arc! It was so the pigeons can assemble giant armies of shit bombers to rid the public of annoying hos.
The pigeons are going to need a bigger request box! They can start with the Lohans. Although, the Lohans are already used to taste of shit in their mouths, so they might be immune.
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The pigeons did not like the bad music. Who can blame them?
Also, they were talking about this shit on the radio. People sitting close to the stage said this bitch got some water on his arm, not pigeon poo. The opening bands even made a joke about the water, but these divas made a big deal out of nothing.
A friend of mine surprised me with tix last year to see this band....needless to say, their show sucked. I think it's great they stopped playing after three songs because their whole set is torture. You're better off playing their shit from a CD. They're the worst live band ever.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 12:11am.
I have another story when I lived with my dad during college, I used to jog almost every night and there were so many skunks where we lived that some nights I had to jog OVER them!
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Ugh, I HATE skunks, with a passions. I spent 3 summers working at a summer camp and the last time there was a family of skunks around the camp and I almost shat my pants every time I left my cabin. People thought I was being ridiculous but I didn't give a shit, no way was I risking being sprayed by one.
I remember I was walking back to my cabin late at night and saw one suddenly appear next to me, I screamed automatically and no lie, it turned around and put its ass in the air and I have never ran so fast in my life. Assholes.
OT: I personally love KOL old music, think their new stuff is commerical crap.
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I initally thought that was Jim Cary Tweeting Boing, Boing, Boing.
Smae thing?
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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 12:52am.
I downloaded two songs, one about Manhattan and one about Sex.
Sex on fire is my fave. Listening to Manhattan and so far it sounds good :)
Submitted by nightowl on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 12:32am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 12:03am.
Do the KOL really suck? I like some of their songs.
Then again, I have no musical taste so I suppose I've answered my own question.
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I like some of kol songs but that's only cuz their new stuff is more melodic. I downloaded their early stuff a few years ago and I didn't like it.
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I downloaded two songs, one about Manhattan and one about Sex. Or maybe it was Mahhattan Sex, I don't fucking know, I only listen to these songs when I'm running. Anything about Manhattan and sex reminds me of 15 years ago, so it's all good! :)
Thanks for the response.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 12:03am.
Do the KOL really suck? I like some of their songs.
Then again, I have no musical taste so I suppose I've answered my own question.
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I like some of kol songs but that's only cuz their new stuff is more melodic. I downloaded their early stuff a few years ago and I didn't like it.
Double post Sorry!
I have another story when I lived with my dad during college, I used to jog almost every night and there were so many skunks where we lived that some nights I had to jog OVER them!
I mentioned this to him and said what would he do if I were ever sprayed, and he said he would throw whatever I needed down from his apt. terrace, including money, but that I would have to find a no tell motel until I aired out, which would be about a month. I would be barred from his home!
He advised tomato juice baths during this time.
He reminded me of our outdoor cat, Butch, when we were kids, he was sprayed and he stank for almost a year, but we never could catch him for the tomato juice bath and this was before the days of Petco and grooming.
Lovely!!
For Xmas he bought me a treadmill.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Do the KOL really suck? I like some of their songs.
Then again, I have no musical taste so I suppose I've answered my own question.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Damn those pigeons; I love KOL! But they should probably try an indoor venue next.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 8:28pm.
Pigeons are vermin; I would never feed them.
Once in my early twenties I feel asleep on the couch in my unaircondited apt. in the middle of August after work and a fucking roach crawled into my mouth!
I caught the train to my parents in the suburbs and didn't leave until I found another apt.!
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I'd probably be screaming if that happened to me, too. In my last apartment some hugeass roach crawled across my bed while I was sitting on it, and that was bad enough. Fortunately seeing roaches there was not a constant occurrence, but you never know what's going on when you're asleep. Although, I stayed up at all hours so probably not much...
Apartment living sucks in that way because if people living near you are infested, you can't do shit about it. Fucking roaches.
The bigger vermin are we humans and the birds have been following our trail of garbage for 1000 generations and more. We would notice if they disappeared and not in a good way. They are also cranky music critics.
They are a good band but they posture waaaaaay too much. Just sing the damn song and stop trying to play the part of the rock star and people would be happy.
Oh, and the look on the face of that pigeon is giving me feeeeeva!!!! He looks bad ass for real... I think I've found my new profile pic!
He's making a douchy John Mayer face. Oh yeah, you FEEL the music, I got you. Call in the pigeons.
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Pigeons are vermin; I would never feed them.
Once in my early twenties I feel asleep on the couch in my unaircondited apt. in the middle of August after work and a fucking roach crawled into my mouth!
I caught the train to my parents in the suburbs and didn't leave until I found another apt.!
Edit: I forgot to mention that when I called my mom screaming she advised me to come home in old clothes that I would be giving to Goodwill with an old bag to carry enough work clothes for a week; when I got there she made me strip naked outside and throw the clothes in the rubbish bin and also came outside and went through all the clothes I had brought, washed them in hot water and threw out the bag! She gave me an old blanket to cover myself. A few days later, she had an exterminator spray the apt., told me to get my clothing and knicknacks and everything else would be put on the street. I whined that I had just purchased a new couch; she said too bad, if I wanted it so badly I could stay in the apt.! She meant business. She said she grew up poor with roaches and they hitched rides on everything.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
My dad's horrible girlfriend has a huge pigeon problem on her terrace...she's tried everything, metal spikes covered with Vaseline, etc., but they just roost on the spikes, nothing can deter them!
KOL, 0; Pigeons, 1!
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The pigeons were merely articulating that the music was shit so they dumped their shit on the shit that was singing the shit....
Ta Da!!!!
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KOL said refunds for everyone. I read it on their blog.
maybe it was really heat exhaustion from wearing a black leather jacket in July
....but we're supposed to have a DEAL with the pigeons!!
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 7:20pm.
The idiots who throw rice and shit at birds probably do so because they much prefer the company of vermin over human beings, a sentiment which I can to a degree sympathize with.
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I love animals and some times I prefer them over people. If that asshole neighbor of mine cared so much about them then he wouldn't make them risk their lives. I swear at least one gets squished by a car every day.
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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:01pm.
In my neighbourhood there's an asshole that lives four houses down the block and feeds a flock of those nasty creatures. They sit on the power lines and only come down when the idiot throws rice all over the road and sidewalk in front of his house... it all looks disgusting with rotting food and the occasional roadkill. I just wish I could get rid of them somehow.
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The idiots who throw rice and shit at birds probably do so because they much prefer the company of vermin over human beings, a sentiment which I can to a degree sympathize with.
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what in fag hell is that fking haircut
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I've been to that same amphitheatre many times and have only seen many one or two birds TOPS! Apparently, the owners knew of the bird problem on Friday night and informed KOL about it. What the owners should have done is get rid of the damn birds. Apparently there was a ton of them roosting up there! I don't think they tried hard enough to get rid of them. And from what I heard, there was no mention of even a partial refund to the concert-goers. I think KOL should issue them all partial refunds.
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Two words for you, Kings of Leon: Bloodhoung Gang.
Pigeons are flying rats...however this dude's haircut makes me want to drop shit all over him too...
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conscience off...dick on...
Are rock stars sissies nowadays? Nirvana and tons of bands from the nineties would get GLASS BOTTLES THROWN at them! I saw video of a guy with a bloody nose still playing and toughing out!
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Ditto, those freaking emo bands are really pissing me off!!! they're just a bunch of sissies!!! there's no more real ROCK bands anymore they died with the 90s now, all that we have are this bunch of girly emo bands LAME bands. that's why i prefer 90s music, it's better for me to hear alice in chains than KOL honestly...
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I don't get the big deal about this band. They've had one hit and I didn't even care for it. Yes, it's all about me!!!
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That poop wasn't from a pigeon, it was from the Dave Matthews Band flying over St. Louis.
Ewwww, is that Jared's nasty looking "O" face?
Are rock stars sissies nowadays? Nirvana and tons of bands from the nineties would get GLASS BOTTLES THROWN at them! I saw video of a guy with a bloody nose still playing and toughing out!
I remember Justin performed with the Rolling Stones in Canada a few years ago and someone threw a bottle at him and he couldn't handle it either.
Maybe pigeon poop is too yucky for them and that's what makes rock stars actually leave the stage?
sea gulls are just as bad!
st. louis should call billy the exterminator (favorite new reality show!!!) to rid the park of this mess. he & ricky have proven their pigeon skills on an epi already.
Go Pigeons, go pigeons...!
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 2:45pm.
Team Pigeons! Kings of Leon suck.
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Ditto! Pigeons RAWK!
gah! That pigeon looks downright satanic! One of the scariest movies I ever saw was "The Birds."
Just horrible.
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Why does it not surprise me that his annoying voice summons pigeon shit....
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LOL that pic of a pigeon is priceless. Pigeons are ebil!!! I've always said it. They're disgusting, like feathered cockroaches.
In my neighbourhood there's an asshole that lives four houses down the block and feeds a flock of those nasty creatures. They sit on the power lines and only come down when the idiot throws rice all over the road and sidewalk in front of his house... it all looks disgusting with rotting food and the occasional roadkill. I just wish I could get rid of them somehow.
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Team Pigeons! Kings of Leon suck.
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I will not be ignored Dan! The musical interlude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9Zf4EYP18
What?! A pigeon once shat(?) IN Cindy Lauper's mouth!
Meh. It's not as much of a health hazard as I wish it was. I looked that shit up when I had pigeon issues. It could hurt you but it's not that likely. Sadly. Cuz it's a way better argument than EWWWWW! That's fucking nastY!
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allegedly having a bird shit on you is supposed to bring good luck. At least according to my late mother in law.........
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A scarlet ibis took a MASSIVE stinky shit on me from tree height when I was working in the zoo.
Still better than a boa regurgitating in your hair, slowly constricting you to death and taking a swipe at ya while all the patronizing Americans clap enthusiastically without a clue.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 1:29pm.
Pigeons are DISGUSTING!!
I travel all the time and you see people in the parks playing with them like they are their friends and shit. Street performers letting these germ-infested muthafuckas HANG ON THEIR ARMS!
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LOL. I don't (care to) know who these bands are, but I also hate these nasty, flying rat-beast sonso'bitches. When I see a gaggle of them congregated on the sidewalk, because some dillweed has fed them, I cross the street. 'Good Luck' my ass re: pigeon doo-doo... My ass would rather stay losing than be showered with that mess.
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What Trashy Wilma said.
Pigeons are DISGUSTING!!
I travel all the time and you see people in the parks playing with them like they are their friends and shit. Street performers letting these germ-infested muthafuckas HANG ON THEIR ARMS!
All the while the pigeons are doing what they do best: shitting away!
Whenever I see anyone touching them I always yell out a "nasty ass fucka!"
Cuz, sorry, but that is NAST!
Nasty!
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Pigeons are freaking gross and scary. Once I was sitting at this park, people feed them crackers or whatever...I thought it was cool, then one ..2, 3 pigeons walked over to me I thought cute, but then I saw their toes some had 5 or less. It was sad but I got scared...some mutant shit! every time I go to a place close by the park I usually go AROUND it, or walk really fast across it!
Coma Caca!
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I want to have Jared's babies (look at my icon, I clearly need help). Wait, no, I hate kids. I just want him to fuck the shit out of me.
I guess this means Jared isn't into scat play.
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