Hot Slut Of The Day!
By now you might have already put together a mega slut shrine to Christina Saunders using empty KY tubes, pre-owned condoms, full punch cards from the gynecologist, and a handful of dead crabs. In last week's News of the World (I know, I know!!!!!) 30-year-old Christina Saunders told the tale of how her icon of sluttery Samantha Jones from Sex and the City inspired her to begin the lay of 1,000 dicks! When Christina was 20 years old, she began a 10-year mission to fuck 1,000 dudes. Cut to me serenading Christina with my rendition of "Wind Beneath Wings" backed by a chorus of weeping snatches. More like "Chafe Sores On My Genitals".....
Christina kept track of all her fuck partners in a notebook near her bed and rated each dude or chick on a scale from 1 to 10. Christina's whoreventures went international when she boned 15 dudes in one week in Ibiza. Christina said that by the time her clit stamped the number 300 on a peen, she was a full-fledged dickaholic who couldn't get enough dick! Christina even kept pictures of some of her tricks:
Just last month, Christina successfully completed her mission after her pussy served peen #1000. As soon as the dude came, condom balloons dropped from the sky and Gerard Butler appeared at the door and welcomed Christina into the Slut Hall of Fame.
Christina says that now that her vagina has eaten more wieners than Joey Chestnut, she's ready to find that one special penis, "Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a slut. I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven't put men off."
And Christina's friends call her a SLUT like it's a bad thing! They need more education. Being a slut is a beautiful thing. The sex moan from a slut is really what makes the world go 'round.
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It's called porn, honey, check into it. You're a natural and you might actually get paid.
::yawns::
Any woman can get laid ...as much as she wants.Especially if she's giving it away.Maybe girlie would'nt have to sell a book if she had been selling the puzzy in this grand adventure of hers.Did she have to admit to idolizing SATC?
I'm not shocked about the 1000 guys...but to actually want to be like anyone from sex and the city is really appalling!
I'm intrigued by Sergio 4/10
She's probably shopping a book deal to admit all of this but it's still pretty stupid...well then I want to be Lindsay Lohan....
*starts crushing up pills, coke, dried cum, whatever...*
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 11:21am.
You have to be pretty stupid to even watch Sex and the City. I can't imagine how stupid you'd have to be to admire one of the characters.
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Totally agree.
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Getting fucked by 1000 men is something just about any woman could do if she wanted to...Fat? doesn't matter, some guy will tap it. Ugly? Doesn't matter, some guy will tap it. Full of pus-filled genital warts? Doesn't matter, some guy will tap it.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
As #648 on her list, she was a very sweet girl and was very loving and giving and at times looked so innocent and loving during...
I'm just kidding, she F'ed liked a porn star on speed. I was wondering what she meant when she yelled "NEXT" as she left my room. I feel so used!! She used me to run her score up!! how dare she!! Men would NEVER do that to a woman, ever!! Didn't she consider my feelings? My god, I feel so dirty, so...
I'm just kidding, I loved it.
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Because I am a belt slut!!
You just know she's going to have to lie to a guy in order for him to marry her. No man wants a chick who's been with 1000 guys (and rates them). Sad but true. This isn't Sex and the City hunny, you're not going to get your Smith Jerrod (or whoever Sammy Jo is with now).
I like listening to my intuition when choosing mah loverrrrrs :)
I may not have had 1000 men, but out of the ones I had NONE got such low ratings as those (un-)lucky dudes in the pictures.
Quality, not quantity!!!
I love how people put their business out there and then say "oh, my family would be so disappointed if they knew what I did". Um, your name and picture are out there for the whole world to see; what do you THINK is going to happen?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Ben 7/10 looks like a kiddie toucher...
"I just hope I haven't put men off."
that last line gave me a good chuckle, what a punchline!
@princess
SAdly there are many guys who would marry her. She's kinda cute and has a decent rack. Same type of guy who marry prostitutes, pornstars, AIDS victims and pamela anderson.
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Bitch please!
Submitted by lelu on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 11:14am.
She should be embarrassed to admit she didn't get paid. How stupid can one be? She could have been set for life.
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Hahahaha, agree! I don't know the current hooker rate, but if she charged just $100, we are talking $100,000!
Quality not Quantity girl.
She needs to give booze it's proper credit in this accomplishment.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
She's a surprisingly ordinary looking girl. Why did they cover up the guy's faces? I'm sure she only fucked the finest men out there..
Mother Superior:
Agreed:
It took her ten years to reach this 'goal'?
She most definitely is British!
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1000 guys in 10 years? Pffffft. Amateur.
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Shiitake happens...
Appreciate the goal oriented but my back hurts just thinking about it.
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Serious Daddy issues...
I'm confused, why is the peen named Nick 3/10 wearing a bra???
Umm, your friends can't accuse you of being a slut, when by definition, that is exactly what you are.
I can't accuse grass of being green, nor the sky of being blue.
They were more than likely pointing out that she is, indeed, a slut.
You have to be pretty stupid to even watch Sex and the City. I can't imagine how stupid you'd have to be to admire one of the characters.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Im a Princess and SarahR.: Two excellent points!
Yeah but if she saved her asshole for marriage she can still wear white. That is the rule.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 11:15am.
@karen: You got a point there. The idiot could have made some good bank in Nevada or Amsterdam.
You think any guy would be stupid enough to marry this walking sperm depository?
~~~~~Um, yes! Guys are sluts to ya know...
@karen: You got a point there. The idiot could have made some good bank in Nevada or Amsterdam.
You think any guy would be stupid enough to marry this walking sperm depository?
She should be embarrassed to admit she didn't get paid. How stupid can one be? She could have been set for life.
HA- I agree, goals are a good, thing...right? However, I could be wrong and she is simply just a slut. Yeah, that must be it...
Not much of an accomplishment as she looks decently hot so not like it was hard for her to reach her peen goal...
A gangbang every day would have speeded up things.
Hey, I'm German, efficiency is my trade. :D
Normally I hate the word slut. But if anyone ever deserved it...its this chick. That is just gross.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Wow...how charming! NOT
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Next goal, to get up to 1000 genital warts at once...then 1000 herpes sores, then 1000 crabs....
and she looks sort of like that Willis potato head kid....
I'm for anything that helps her take her mind off of being British.
What a stupid ho!
All that action between her gams and not a cent to show for it?
She obviously has not been to the Cuchitel School of Hard Knock Sluttery
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Cut to me serenading Christina with my rendition of "Wind Beneath Wings" backed by a chorus of weeping snatches.
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HA HA HA HA!!
And a good morning to you too, MK. And all you other goodly dlisted sluts!
I had two friends in high school that were racing to see who laid 100 guys first. I quit hanging with them somewhere around 50. Never found out who won....didn't really care...
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I would be more impressed by her accomplishment if she was a ugly broke guy. Seriously a woman doesn't have to do shit to get dick just BE THERE and the dick lines up.
The real accomplishment is that her genitals took that much abuse w/o just disintegrating.
if you plan on having sex with 1000 men, and that is your goal in life, then you need to be what we now call a "sex worker" at only 100 dollars a pop she couldve had some serious cash. shes a dumass and instead will become famous for her 15 minutes as being a common slut.
See, this isn't something that I would broadcast to the world.
her parents must be so proud!
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Ay Mama, you seem to forget- I never will let a man control my emotions
But when he smiles, I feel like a little child
-Christina Aguilera "Infatuation"
It's nice to have goals.