Hot Slut Of The Day!
By now you might have already put together a mega slut shrine to Christina Saunders using empty KY tubes, pre-owned condoms, full punch cards from the gynecologist, and a handful of dead crabs. In last week's News of the World (I know, I know!!!!!) 30-year-old Christina Saunders told the tale of how her icon of sluttery Samantha Jones from Sex and the City inspired her to begin the lay of 1,000 dicks! When Christina was 20 years old, she began a 10-year mission to fuck 1,000 dudes. Cut to me serenading Christina with my rendition of "Wind Beneath Wings" backed by a chorus of weeping snatches. More like "Chafe Sores On My Genitals".....
Christina kept track of all her fuck partners in a notebook near her bed and rated each dude or chick on a scale from 1 to 10. Christina's whoreventures went international when she boned 15 dudes in one week in Ibiza. Christina said that by the time her clit stamped the number 300 on a peen, she was a full-fledged dickaholic who couldn't get enough dick! Christina even kept pictures of some of her tricks:
Just last month, Christina successfully completed her mission after her pussy served peen #1000. As soon as the dude came, condom balloons dropped from the sky and Gerard Butler appeared at the door and welcomed Christina into the Slut Hall of Fame.
Christina says that now that her vagina has eaten more wieners than Joey Chestnut, she's ready to find that one special penis, "Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a slut. I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven't put men off."
And Christina's friends call her a SLUT like it's a bad thing! They need more education. Being a slut is a beautiful thing. The sex moan from a slut is really what makes the world go 'round.
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Where in the hell did all these pious fucks come from??? I miss the day when D Listed was full of horny sluts, stop talking shit and check yourself, I bet all the folks talking smack about this woman has done worst behind closed doors. Anyways if it was man, no one would even blink twice. Hypocrites get the fuck off Dlisted
Pathetic.
But what else are you gonna do when you're retarded and look that ugly? Great that she found the only thing she's good for in this life.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Submitted by LASux on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 2:05am.
Didn't some porn actress do 500 in one day?????
Not that impressive. Most gay men can beat that record.
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There were a few, one was HOUSTON if you are talking back in the day.
I'd love to read her doctors records, would love if this came out, there has to be a hater who works in her GYNS office that is willing to give up her job and make money off the tabloids. Please god let this happen, I need to know what she went thru in the 1000 of cocks that entered that hallway. Doesnt say if she went raw or covered??
Um, this moron does know that SATC is a TV show and not real right?
Most men want to marry a girl where No Man has gone before, or at least only a few, and Not where EVERYMAN has been! , I'd stay away from that evil snatch!
?Who knows what evil lurks or leaks out that.
does anyone know if she has a tatoo of a parrot on her ass? how can u be that big of a slut and not have any naked pictures posted on the internet? i swear this is the girl i worked with in florida at the post house. she smoked cigars and drank lots of tequila. one night after work, she asked if my husband and i wanted to have a threesome. WE RESPECTFULLY DECLINED!
RE: her vagina has got to be LOOSE.
She had sex with a 1000 guys, probably once or twice each. Your vagina doesn't get loose after that many times!!
her parents must be so proud!
I'm with Mike, doesn't this gal have a bad case of HPV? Herpes, crabs.
I find it hard to believe that she slept with 1,000 guys and NONE had an STD?
On a similar note, my best friend who just turned 40 bragged that she banged a 20 year old Jamaican. All I kept thinking, why brag about that? Last 20 year Jamaican who slept with an older woman turned out to be gay --- Teri McMillian can second that!!! LOL!
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
The 'blue waffle' belongs to this bitch.
Submitted by mslewis on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 10:59pm.
Was her name Bitsy and did she favor baseball players? I swear Bitsy must have slept with 100 baseball players looking for one to fall in love with her. I kept telling the 'ho to get pregnant but she never managed to. Bad luck for her.
LOL. Nope...but she did get pregnant and decided the guy she liked the best was the father, didnt matter that the dates didnt match up ;)
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I was just myself. I didn't know any other way to be, or any other way to live - Bettie Page
I prefer the story about the two women who announced on the internet that they would be paying 50 euros to any man to have sex at the German brothel Pascha (back in 2005). The ended up having sex for 11 hours with 115 men, while an estimated 1700 others had to be turned away... I read this on wiki's Pascha (brothel) page... some shit can't be made up.
The Disney movie would have to feature Prince von Anushault and Tiger Woods.
There is something I need to know...
Remember when Bill Clinton said that infamous quote as regards Monica Lewinsky...." I NEVER had sexual relations with that woman.." and then people had the highly inteellecktuall debate about whether a BJ constitutes sex...?
does she count that as a point on her banging
score card?
Oh Mah Gawd.
You guys, this is going to be turned into a romantic Disney movie. seriously. Princess Crotchelina will wave this phallic wand with glittery jizz sparkling sprinkles and do magical things. It will reinvigorate your belief that love can happen to anyone at any time for three minutes in the dirty bathroom stall at Burger King.
Didn't some porn actress do 500 in one day?????
Not that impressive. Most gay men can beat that record.
Please help me. Someone, anyone...I don't know if I actually saw this somewhere on the site but was there a "Nominate a 'Hot Slut Of The Day'" thing somewhere or am I wrong?
Big deal.
My friends and myself are in the running to join her club, except most of them are married now!
All girls are sluts at heart! :)
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Why was bedding this many men a goal? What happen to noble goals like making the planet greener or helping educate children? I never understand people who do this stupid stunts.
Cum dumpster.
Ok. So just because she says it, and has a few photos of herself with men, I'm supposed to believe it? Next.
The human papilloma virus is small enough to PASS THROUGH condoms.
According to a recent study, men who always used condoms who had HPV: 38%; men who said they never used condoms: 54%.
Consistent condom users who had CANCER-related HPV strains: 17%; men who never used condoms: 36%.
She ought donate her body to . . . science next.
uhh this is nothin to write home about...
wonder what the ratio was of sober& drunkenness of this girls accomplishment. wonder if she has any brothers or sisters...they must be sOoOo proud of her
I had a best friend back in the day who would routinely sleep with 3 guys in one night and then cry and say "They just ditched me afterwards! Why dont they like me?!"
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Was her name Bitsy and did she favor baseball players? I swear Bitsy must have slept with 100 baseball players looking for one to fall in love with her. I kept telling the 'ho to get pregnant but she never managed to. Bad luck for her.
Bitch broke my record for the most dick in one week!!! I did 11 in one week back in 2001 on the Magic Island of Maui!! Well, she can have it. I'm too old for this shit these days. (Plus, my back gave out and it took years to get fixed.)
Now that bitch has gone public, I don't think there are too many men around who want to take her on a permanent basis. Some men have standards!!
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 4:44pm.
Yeah, that must be why everybody loves him so right now.
She should have become a prostitute, because at least then she'd have a REASON for doing this. But no, she was hunting down one-night stands not for pleasure or appetite, but to tally up to a character from a crap TV show.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
i swear that dude from 4/10 is my nephew.
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The McCanns Did It
Stan deserves another shot to upgrade that ranking.....I mean the dude in the bra scored higher
Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 7:03pm.
i was dick #841
explains the ball crust and rash
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Fewy dude- She rated every guy on a scale of 0 to 10... one thing's for sure, you weren't the best orgasm she ever had.
YOU WERE #840
SHE TOLD ME YOU FAKED IT
YOU FORGOT YOUR DICK PUMP
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I didn't go down on blue waffle, dude.
#842's peen fell off eventually.
How's that?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
so when does her E! reality show go on the air? I know she's had 1,000+ guys but how many std's does she have? her vagina has got to be LOOSE. who is going to love her now?
*big-tittied butter face beds 1000 breast-feeders*
Her parents must be so proud.
ubmitted by gines on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 7:31pm.
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TOTALLY just subscribed xD
you so get me! hahahahahahahahaa (k not in a stalkerish manner i mean...yah.)
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Geez! Is she that dumb and impressionable? Who's gonna want her skeezy backside now? Oops, scratch that! I know lots of guys who would O.O
Does she not know that "Sex in The City" is fictional?
Did she pick that "magic number" or one of her friends or what?
Did she think to stop at any number, like 33? Or 666?
That is alot of cocks, alot of jizz and ALOT of babies being swallowed up by her and her Va jay jay!
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:07pm.
Let's see:
365x10=3650
3650 divided by 1000=3.65
So on average, every three and half days this chick got a new a guy.
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aka: She is 30 and has never had a boyfriend.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
What a fucking whore. No point to her at all. I bet she doesn't do much of anything but troll for guys. Oh wait, now that she's reached 1000, she's gonna stop the peen altogether?
She seems like Bachelor/Bachelorette show material. The whole "I'm a major slut but now I wanna get MAWWIED!" crowd.
And not only does she need to be avoided, the 1000 guys she's slept with need to be avoided because they're all now sharing the same crotch swamp.
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Aint no cellphones in '69 man, I'm head to toe legit.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 7:03pm.
i was dick #841
explains the ball crust and rash
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Fewy dude- She rated every guy on a scale of 0 to 10... one thing's for sure, you weren't the best orgasm she ever had.
YOU WERE #840
SHE TOLD ME YOU FAKED IT
YOU FORGOT YOUR DICK PUMP
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"With 1,000 dick tickets sold, her vagina must be like a wide-screen IMAX theater with stadium seating" - ♥ REM KOOLHAS ♥ i WUV U
R.I.P. Chuck Schick 7/23/10 - 7/23/10
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 6:58pm
Thank! Only the best sharpies for Cholan
This is just sad. Is she so starved of affection that she needs to do this? I had a best friend back in the day who would routinely sleep with 3 guys in one night and then cry and say "They just ditched me afterwards! Why dont they like me?!"
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I was just myself. I didn't know any other way to be, or any other way to live - Bettie Page
Paris Hilton calls that a slow month.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
good fucking christ. i did a rant on sex and the city on my youtube page and this is exactly the shit i talked about.
any dumb cunt that takes sex and the city literally and becomes a tramp that has had 1000 dicks inside her BECAUSE A TV SHOW TOLD HER TO needs to be packaged up and hurled into the sun.
this is why i rant. this is why.
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
The stupidest part is that this dumb dumb bitch did it for free. At least Elizabeth Taylor got jewels as payment. She could've used the money to fix her fug status and get her poon reconstructed, maybe even getting a new hymen too.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 7:03pm.
i was dick #841
explains the ball crust and rash
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Fewy dude- She rated every guy on a scale of 0 to 10... one thing's for sure, you weren't the best orgasm she ever had.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
All those guys and not one wanted to stay with her after sex. You know they didn't want to.
i was dick #841
explains the ball crust and rash
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"With 1,000 dick tickets sold, her vagina must be like a wide-screen IMAX theater with stadium seating" - ♥ REM KOOLHAS ♥ i WUV U
R.I.P. Chuck Schick 7/23/10 - 7/23/10
Ah shit....I think I hooked up with her 3 years ago in Orlando.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 6:11pm.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 4:13pm.
Tucker Max has already been there, done that, and made lots of money off of it. Color me unimpressed.
So you're saying most of Ms. Saunders' claim is made up?
And are YOU implying that Mr. Max's highly believable anal sex story is anything but the pure unvarnished TRUTH? hah!
well regardless, he's laughing all the way to the bank.
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Submitted by sarah990 on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 6:44pm.
LOL! Awesome brows!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid