Saturday, July 24th 2010
That Was Fast: Amanda Bynes Is Back
Hollywood's nightmare of living in a world without Amanda Bynes has come to an end! The thespian drought is over. A month after the star of Sydney White took her final bow, she has announced on her Twitter that she is coming out of retirement. Amanda broke up with acting last month, because she said she no longer loved it and wanted to spend her time doing more important things, namely black men.
Those of you who are key figures in the "We Want A Sequel to She's the Man Movement" don't need to spin your small metal top on the table. I just did.......and the top fell! This is real life!
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Ummm why even bother ????? She's a shitty actress... she can't even get on Disney !
Ummm why even bother ????? She's a shitty actress... she can't even get on Disney !
ummm yea Im sure directors are knocking on her door (rolls eyes)
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 11:58am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 9:30am.
It's called "souping": leaving in order to create drama and then weaselling back in when you realise no one noticed you were gone to begin with. Pretty popular technique among drama queens.
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really ?? I've never heard that term before.
it sounds right though, about the drama queen bit .. :D
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 9:30am.
It's called "souping": leaving in order to create drama and then weaselling back in when you realise no one noticed you were gone to begin with. Pretty popular technique among drama queens.
She just went from 0-10 on my annoying scale with this back and forth, attention-whoring bullshit.
I enjoy Amanda Bynes as an actress. Woefully underrated, amazing breasts, and amazingly funny.
This reminds me of one of our company employees who turned in his resignation last week, out of the blue .. and when it was accepted without question .. flipped out a little bit, and wanted to know why noone wanted to negotiate with him, to keep him on board..he's coming back to the office next week to try to wheedle his job back..
it sucks to find out you're not as indispensable as you think you are, I guess.
True Fact: I don't care.
Um. allrighty then.
-And we should care about this WHY?
Now, this, OTOH, is talent...too funny..
...Amanda Who? I'm sorry did this dear child wait on me as 'staff' in some fashion? Did I not tip her properly????...* takes coins out of change purse...thows them at Amanda Who*...There...That should do it...Good help is so hard to find....
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I don't recall ever hearing the cataclysmically important announcement that she retired in the first place. Must've slept through it....like the earthquake in D.C. last week. Nope, didn't notice a thing.
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Let me put on my Detective Latoya hat...
She retired.
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She met a black man.
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She confesses love and adoration for black men.
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Some black man laid the pimp game on her and threw her on the ho stroll, Ice-T/CoCo style.
Get that check!
Case solved.
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The girl is talented, but how dumb to say you're retiring from anything at that young of an age. Meh.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
Oh God! ,Why? Why? Why? Why? do we have to put up with this shit, like who fucken cares if she's back on Twitter and back to acting, like i'm going to spend my hard earned money going to see a dumb movie in theatres staring Amanda.
She likes Black men, well ain't that special!
Who Cares?
Like anyone thought she really was going to retire. She must have the brain of a teeny tiny little speck of sand.
Who?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 6:59pm.
Amanda Who? I'm sorry did this dear child wait on me as 'staff' in some fashion? Did I not tip her properly????...* takes coins out of change purse...thows them at Amanda Who*...There...That should do it...Good help is so hard to find....
you're funny
Does this mean she's finally gonna blow Harvey Weinstein?
Just add Amanda to the long list of Hollywood mudsharks. All respect just vanished.
That's good, I don't know what the Alvin and the Chipmunks franchise would do without her and her freaky nut storing cheeks.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 8:15pm.
Also, here's the thing about Amanda Bynes that always boggled me: she's everything a famous starlet is supposed to be. She's pretty, perky, vaguely annoying, was on TV for quite some time, had some successful teen movies out, she's bland on that ungeneric, unthreatening way you want your pop starlets to be. So why didn't she ever hit it big?
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Maybe she didn't want to play with the Illuminati. lolololol
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You might be on to something. Quick, someone page Dan Brown!
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 5:14pm.
Oh look. Racist haters up in here.
Bo-ring.
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Seriously, it takes a lot to offend me, (eg I love Sucky, Cholly and Few Words, to name a few) and I never respond to said racist's posts, but I have reported him/her three times in the last two weeks. Apparently nobody gives a fuck.
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 8:15pm.
Also, here's the thing about Amanda Bynes that always boggled me: she's everything a famous starlet is supposed to be. She's pretty, perky, vaguely annoying, was on TV for quite some time, had some successful teen movies out, she's bland on that ungeneric, unthreatening way you want your pop starlets to be. So why didn't she ever hit it big?
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Maybe she didn't want to play with the Illuminati. lolololol
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
Didn't Amanda claim that she was retiring to focus on her fashion line or did I dream it? If it did happen, HA HA.
Also, here's the thing about Amanda Bynes that always boggled me: she's everything a famous starlet is supposed to be. She's pretty, perky, vaguely annoying, was on TV for quite some time, had some successful teen movies out, she's bland on that ungeneric, unthreatening way you want your pop starlets to be. So why didn't she ever hit it big? She was never a household name, more like a footnote. What does, say, Blake Lively has that Amanda doesn't? I don't recall Amanda ever being THAT famous. She just was kinda there. One may make the case that that happen because she's boring, because she is, but then again Blake Lively is all sorts of boring too, and so were Mischa Barton, Michelle Trachtenberg (it always stumped me why this one was so famous to begin with. For one, her name is impossible to spell. I'm probably missing out on some heavy pop culture reference here) and so many others.
That being said, this thread is back to being about Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Submitted by parkerj on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 4:23pm.
This Bitch!! Twitter showcases some of the most narcissitic personalities in Hollywood.
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Aint that the truth, I actually read an argument between two D list celebrities arguing with a young girl on there. Ridiculous.
OT: I don't really care for Amanda either way, at least she's not another crackwhore and I doubt her money would last long enough for retirement.
Also? The racist dicks on here are beyond tired.
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"Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 5:19pm.
I don't care about this boring bloated slut. I do care about Joseph Gordon-Levitt. OMG if you haven't already, go see Inception. MIND IS BLOWN. Is your top spinning?"
I've liked the dude for quite sometime, but he was mind-blowingly sexy in "Inception." I want him to have my babies.
Seriously!! I have liked him since 10 Things I Hate About You, (I have a thing for nerdy guys) but he looked DAMN good in Inception!!
He has turned into a really great actor, and when you see him in interviews, he is very well spoken. Really artistic and creative outside of acting as well. Just hot ALL the way around!
she isn't that great or that popular so she should have stayed retired.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 5:53pm.
Oh, I didn't know he was in 10 Things. One more reason to watch it.
um nice going attention whore. Taking a page out of the jolie handbook, the only difference is that if she had quietly gone into retirement I'm quite sure noone would've even noticed.
Once you go black, you never go back but if you stay white, you'll always be tight! Not my words, I heard it on The Real World. Not true BTW lol
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Amanda Who? I'm sorry did this dear child wait on me as 'staff' in some fashion? Did I not tip her properly????...* takes coins out of change purse...thows them at Amanda Who*...There...That should do it...Good help is so hard to find....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Great...Not only is she a no-talent, vapid-brained idiot, she's also a coal burner.
Sorry for the DP, stupid crackberry. I'm camping with my husband & in-laws, suffice it to say that I'd happily trade places w/Lilo right now.
Looks like someone took her cue from speakit... *sideye*
"Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 5:43pm.
I remembered him as a kid! It was so confusing when I watched 500 Days of Summer and Latter Days last year and went "whoa, that kid from Angels in the Outfield is HOT". But he was particularly fine in Inception, I agree. Panties exploded all around the theater."
I thought he was incredibly nerdy in "10 Things I Hate About You." But I find nerdy guys to be very sexy. And then he showed up on the screen during "Inception" and I was seriously saw a halo around the man's head. And he's smart, too, which is so hot. Check out his Rolling Stones video interview he did with Peter Travers. Fantastic. And he's wearing a pretty sweet tie as well.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 5:34pm.
"Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 5:19pm.
I don't care about this boring bloated slut. I do care about Joseph Gordon-Levitt. OMG if you haven't already, go see Inception. MIND IS BLOWN. Is your top spinning?"
I've liked the dude for quite sometime, but he was mind-blowingly sexy in "Inception." I want him to have my babies.
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I remembered him as a kid! It was so confusing when I watched 500 Days of Summer and Latter Days last year and went "whoa, that kid from Angels in the Outfield is HOT". But he was particularly fine in Inception, I agree. Panties exploded all around the theater.
"Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 5:19pm.
I don't care about this boring bloated slut. I do care about Joseph Gordon-Levitt. OMG if you haven't already, go see Inception. MIND IS BLOWN. Is your top spinning?"
I've liked the dude for quite sometime, but he was mind-blowingly sexy in "Inception." I want him to have my babies.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Inception jokes even :P
Maybe I should open a twatter account and go on and on about bullshit no one gives a fuck about.
This bitch must be retarded.
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
I don't care about this boring bloated slut. I do care about Joseph Gordon-Levitt. OMG if you haven't already, go see Inception. MIND IS BLOWN. Is your top spinning?
Oh look. Racist haters up in here.
Bo-ring.
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Submitted by Poopele: "I don't banging no black cooch, but sitting in the same room with them when they are ragging....that is rough."
I'm sure that your "adopted black brother" finds you hysterical.
Ugh, I used to love this bitch on The Amanda Show. Now she's just a HUSK of what once was.
Submitted by TheBreakdown: "Who'd be willing to bet she never retires from black cock?"
You need to stop!
Submitted by parkerj on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 4:23pm.
This Bitch!! Twitter showcases some of the most narcissitic personalities in Hollywood.
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That's why I don't have Shitter. It's not only Hollywood celebrities, but already a lot of people post there because they've deluded themselves into thinking that the rest of the world cares about every stupid little thing that comes out of their heads.
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This Bitch!! Twitter showcases some of the most narcissitic personalities in Hollywood.
The movie actually looks pretty fun. I'm definitely going to watch it. Online of course. Why producers would think she could pass off for high school is beyond me.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 3:04pm
Aw that shit was terrible. Firth couldn't even help that shit show. I felt embarassed for him. It was horrible.