Friday, July 23rd 2010
Bitch, Stop Showing Off!
Here's Shakirrrrrrrrra poppin' that pussy while wearing one of Gay Al's favorite shower puffs during a photo shoot in Ibiza yesterday. You know, if I could lift my leg over my head while wearing a pink tulle mullet all my problems would be solved. Not really, but at least I'd have an answer to give at group therapy when they ask everyone what their greatest accomplishment in life is. But I'm going to leave that limber shit to the Shakiras of the world, because I can't even do the Downward Facing Dog for 2 minutes without taking a 1 minute break. And you wonder why I have no social life.
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I miss Shakira's spanish stuff. Her last album got good reviews but I'm skeptical. I liked "she wolf" but she can do so much better.
Her next spanish album should be good though because she had her eternal fiancee and some other dude travel across Colombia and record people from around the country making music. They even got music from people who live isolated in the jungle. She will be using these recordings for inspiration.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/24/2010
She studied belly dancing cuz it's cool. That's really all it is. Same with Yoga. She just likes her body. She likes to play with it.- 3:50pm.
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No, she's been belly dancing sine she was about 4 or 5 years old. She would perform at her Catholic school and apparently the nuns never objected. She only started to more middle eastern dancing when her 1999 album came out maybe to show a sexier side.
She's near perfect looking but doesn't actually exude sexuality. Weird.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by get serious on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 3:25pm.
She wants to be the new Charo. She can't really sing, and has to resort to belly dancing in her act, to pander to the south american/middle eastern crowd. I'll pass, thank you very much...
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I don't think she's pandering. She's half Lebanese, and she just dances that way. I'm
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She studied belly dancing cuz it's cool. That's really all it is. Same with Yoga. She just likes her body. She likes to play with it.
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you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
Shakira represents all us small chested ladies. She proves it's not about chest size but nice asses, flat tummies, hips, beautiful faces, shapely legs that make a woman, not double d's.
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Yes! It's all about being real. Why don't women realize that? I want to see more variety out there. I'm tired of the big boob worship! Hell, just the obsession with ANY size boobs! And I speak as a chick with boobs bigger than double d's!
Her breasts are small and humble so you don't mistake them for mountains....
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I agree. She's hot but her voice is irritating. A gag order is needed to be around her.
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Submitted by nono on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 10:05pm.
She is hot, but her voice sounds like a warbling goat.
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My sentiments exactly...
Seen the She-Wolf music video? I swear she could probably snap steel with those belly muscles.
sometimes you have to air it out...ijs
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conscience off...dick on...
There is something crazy in Shakira's eyes. I can't put my finger on it. There is something off there, but I can't say what it is.
if i was a lesbian, i'd have a crush on shakira.
oh hell, i'm straight and have a lady crush on shakira. we can all say this.
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you seem spritely.
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Shakira represents all us small chested ladies. She proves it's not about chest size but nice asses, flat tummies, hips, beautiful faces, shapely legs that make a woman, not double d's.
Orange nail polish? w/ a hot pink outfit? So very South American.
I don't agree with her political views, don't care for her voice, but she is beautiful.
She is hot, but her voice sounds like a warbling goat.
Haha, pink is pretty. Im drunk. Haha.
She looks pretty. Doesn't look like she has had a work and instead looks like she does a lot of working out. Can't hate her. Have to give her credit. Gorgeous. Though I agree with Michael K...not into the tulle mullet.
Yummy...
GROSS! It looks like when Shitney had her bloody raggy photo.
Im that flexible at 48...always have been. u just have to stretch!
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Didn't she have an album called "Oral Fixation"? Yeah, real fucking subtle there. I'd be more willing to give her props if she had put out a special Halloween version called "Knob Goblin".
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She is gorgeous, and seems like a sweet person as well.
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango
Just wondering, how did this chick get the internship in the first place if she couldn't write to save her life? did she have insider connections or something? I remember applying for internships in college years ago and all of them required a writing sample.
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Not only do you have to submit a writing sample, we subject them to multiple interviews with different managers. Then we all sit around and create a keeper pile and a burn pile. My question was not only how this girl got in here but how the hell did she even get into college?!? (She says "um" just about every other word too.) I just went around and casually asked who interviewed her and it seems the only person who did interview her was a VP who is no longer with the company and is, incidentally, a moron in his own right. I think his plan was to sneak her in the backdoor and run interference for her while he spent the summer trying to bang her. That's my theory anyway. There's no way this girl would have passed inspection with the rest of us. She was definitely burn pile material.
Anyway, I'm getting tired of people in the office asking me why I shot Bambi.
Fuckers.
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She is so gorgeous. I love what she does for kids & education, what a smart woman. I can almost forgive her for that damn Shewolf shit.
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Submitted by get serious on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 3:25pm.
She wants to be the new Charo. She can't really sing, and has to resort to belly dancing in her act, to pander to the south american/middle eastern crowd. I'll pass, thank you very much...
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I don't think she's pandering. She's half Lebanese, and she just dances that way. I'm Indian and have had tons of Middle Eastern friends, and it's just natural, even on the dance floor, for us to dance more with our hips. She's just choreographing based on her natural ability.
But she needs to stop with the English albums. Those suck, though her spanish stuff is pretty, IMO.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
I can do that. But the last time I was showing off my skills this 9 year old boy grabbed my foot and I fell on my face. I no longer show off my skills:)
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http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
She looks great! I love the fact that she hasn't succumbed to the smuggled baby-head phase and fucked up her chest with designer foley bags. I'm not the biggest fan of her music, but she seems like a pretty genuine person and I have yet to hear about her doing some crazy stupid shit for attention, so that's cool.
She wants to be the new Charo. She can't really sing, and has to resort to belly dancing in her act, to pander to the south american/middle eastern crowd. I'll pass, thank you very much...
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 2:44pm.
Just wondering, how did this chick get the internship in the first place if she couldn't write to save her life? did she have insider connections or something? I remember applying for internships in college years ago and all of them required a writing sample.
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She sure is ugly eh?
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Submitted by illuminaupolis on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 2:20pm.
And she's friends with Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Seriously, how cool is that? No wonder the tabs aren't interested in her.
And I know her voice and music aren't the best, but I like them. They sort of grow on me, specially since I'm sick of fake-sexy purring and little-girl Shitney voices.
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She sounds like a bleating goat stuck in the mud when she sings. BOO YOU WHORE!!!!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 2:00pm.
Shakira is hot...
when she sings in Spanish.
Otherwise, I am not that big a fan of her English work usually, although there are some exceptions.
THAT!
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All the bitching about her music aside, she looks adorably hot here.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Most cheerleaders and dancers can do that...and cheerleaders do that while balancing their whole body on one foot that is being held up by another person.
As far as the singing, I love her in Spanish but the English just has to stop. I'm sorry Shakira but there are only about 3 or so songs that you sing in English that are acceptable/understandable.
@Master Blaster
Oh, and if a hot girl doesn't know when to use 'their' and 'there', she is no longer hot.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Dgrin
lol, written and spoken forms of a language are two completely different worlds, you did good firing her I personally may find someone very hot and enticing when meeting them but then receive a messed-up SMS that will change my point of view for them completely.
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I'm sure she's making a voodoo doll of me right now to show me how much she appreciated getting the sack. I feel like an asshole, but we do big boy work around here and I don't have time to hold hands with people and teach basic sentence structure. Nice kid though, so I tried to make the process less brutal.
Oh, and if a hot girl doesn't know when to use 'their' and 'there', she is no longer hot.
Lamebook hit the spot!
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sorry, mk. nice try but not buying it. you are Social Queen Bee Extraordinare.
she pops marbles in her mouth before she sings, right? no? hmm, that's what she sounds like. her body is hot, i'll give her that.
Nice Y Scale, Shakira.
That being said...I'd do her. She is HAWT
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lol @ mk. she is so gorgeous.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 2:20pm.
lol, written and spoken forms of a language are two completely different worlds, you did good firing her I personally may find someone very hot and enticing when meeting them but then receive a messed-up SMS that will change my point of view for them completely. it's good to see so many people here in Dlisted are not making our eyes roll and weep from their finger bowel movement barfs, if you really wanna see some typing atrocities visit http://www.lamebook.com/
Submitted by NYone on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 2:21pm.
Perez has been stealing your posts word for word lately wtf??
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I just went over there to see that. What an idiot.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Whose foot is that? It's about ten shades darker than the rest of her.
Perez has been stealing your posts word for word lately wtf??
Submitted by Dgrin
I'm European bitch try doing shit in my language, (nahh, not irritated,love you, good burn)
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I'm just twisting your nipples. You're a good sport! Actually, I just fired one of our interns because the bitch wrote like a 4 year-old with a traumatic head injury. So, she got some valuable job experience: Be on point or be on your way.
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I love her. 141 IQ, plays 8 different instruments, knows 3 languages and she can belly dance. I'm out
of here if MK starts in on Shakira.
She is the hotness. That is all.
Submitted by Caramel on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 2:13pm.
Wow-I LOVE that picture!!!
I remember him from the motorcycle movie with Marianne Faithfull.
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I like that movie too.
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