Cameron Diaz Isn't Looking For An 80 Year Long Fuck
Cameron "I'm Always Traveling For Cock" Diaz thinks that some of us grow up believing that we will all meet that one person we will want to spend the rest of our days with. That one person who will give you the awwws in the heart during your first kiss, and will still give you the awwws in the heart 60 years later when they accidentally shit in the bed. Cameron really isn't into that mess, and says that maybe we should be on the hunt for a bitch to fuck for the next 5 years instead of 80 years. If Cameron said "5 days," she would've mouth farted the new ho shit motto!
Cameron tells Stylist Magazine (via USA Today), "I think the big misconception in our society is that we're supposed to meet the one when we're 18 and we're supposed to get married to them and love them for the rest of our lives.Who would want to be with the same person for 80 years? Why not break it up a little bit? ... Have someone for five years and another person for another five years. Life is long and lucky and yes, love might last forever, but you don't always live with the person you love forever.""
It's true that the only thing that wants to spend the rest of its life with Cameron Diaz is a bottle of Proactiv, but maybe the trick has a point. We're in the Golden Age of WHORES (YAY!!!), so it doesn't take much for us to get thirsty for another set of genitals. Is there really a peen or poon out there that you'll still want to lick on in 30 years like it's a scoop of Chocolate Malted Crunch ice cream from Thrifty's?
I would tell CHERYL BURKE that she's the most luxurious mop in the bucket if Mah Boo Anderson Cooper agreed to flash his Vanderballs at me. But do I really want to look at Mah Boo's peen for 80 damn years?.........Wait....Where was I? My train of thought just crashed into a field of silver and I'm not getting back on.
Here's Cameron Diaz with Tommy Girl at the London premiere of Knight & Gay last night. Look at Tommy stand on his tippy toes in his platform heels! Stretch, girl, streeeeeetch...
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Of course she's not aging well. I always knew her very wide mouth couldn't possibly look good on an older woman. But I recently saw a special on her and saw clips of her in My Best Friends Wedding -I hated her but when I saw this movie I really liked her, she and ruppert Everett made it watchable IMO- and The Mask and thought she looked rather beautiful.
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i believe this as well.
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Ok reading between the lines, maybe Cameron's secret love that she's not going to live with is Tommy girl. She knows she can't be with him cos he's a crazy closeted scientology obsessed nut job, who already has a fully programmed beard. The anguish of keeping such a secret is enough to drive her to constantly seek peen in every country. That explains it.
Spoken like a bitch who secretly wants Justin back! Read between the lines.
cuz girls who drug up themselves to make bad decisions are better than girls you have to drug to make bad decsions, because you can’t get arrested for the shit.
These two has beens (and that't putting it lightly) must have been paid a shitload of green ( or in TG's case peen) to promote this flick that absolutely no one has seen or cares about seeing.
Tom Cruise = 80s lezzy refugee. /no offense to 80s-stylin lezzies.
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He wears those same shoes all the time. They must be his magic shoes. I mean with his money he must have a hundred pair but he always wears those.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 1:35pm.
Different strokes for different folks. Cameron has a great lifestyle and she is happy that way and that's good for her. I like being married to Mr. Hekki and raising our kids. Works for me.
The married people always say that the single ones are selfish and irresponsible. And the single people point to us and say we settled for less. Each group says the other is secretly miserable.
I don't think so. Most of the single women I know are perfectly happy with their lives. And while sometimes being married with kids is tough, I wouldn't change it for the world.
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You & Viva Mexico making hardcore sense. I always wonder about the motivation of people who make singles vs marrieds analogies. I was hardcore single-&-loving-it until I crashed (literally) into Mr. Pearl_Necklace. Be here now. That is all that is true.
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Oh look Tomasita is doimg the starlet pose with his legs crossed to make his figure more hourgalss!
Submitted by Lindalou on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 10:29pm.
OK math time!
Cameron Diaz is 5'9". Her heals are at least 3". I think they're closer to 4 but lets err on the side of caution. This makes her at least 6' tall in those shoes.
Tommy Girl is 5'7". In these pictures he appears to be the same height as CD. That means his lifts are an astonishing 5" ! Can you imagine the hours and hours of of practice required to walk in 5" lifts?
But where is the platform in the lifts? I don't get how those shoes work.
fuckin A! Top pic is EXACTLY the face of one of my aunts -- just dye darkest brown/next to black hair on her. She's a refugee from Club 54. So I can totally crystal-ball Cameron's future.
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that picture frightened the shit outta me. she looks like a giant carp.
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OK math time!
Cameron Diaz is 5'9". Her heals are at least 3". I think they're closer to 4 but lets err on the side of caution. This makes her at least 6' tall in those shoes.
Tommy Girl is 5'7". In these pictures he appears to be the same height as CD. That means his lifts are an astonishing 5" ! Can you imagine the hours and hours of of practice required to walk in 5" lifts?
All she cares about is having fun in the sack. Shallow shallow.
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Cameron just gave Mrs. Cruise hope.
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Bitch got CourtneyLoveFaceitis fo sho...
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And someone slap me with a Dildo, cause i think Tom C. looks kinda hot here...
*runs and hides*
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
He looks like a stuffed sausage, no pun intended.
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I agree. Personally, I think relationships should aim for growing with each other/ through each other as long as possible, and then moving on for future er, growth. You know what I mean! Her philosophy makes sense to me.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
I'm glad I am married. I find dating exhausting. I look forward to being with the same man for 80 years, cause I love him. She will feel that way too when she meets the right guy.
cameron isn't aging well. but on the good side, she and cream cheese have great chemistry.
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From Wiki:
. She modeled for designers such as Calvin Klein and Levi's. When she was seventeen she was featured on the cover of the July 1990 issue of Seventeen magazine.
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Thanks. Since when is Levi's a designer? LMAO! She must have done the Wiki herself.
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 3:41pm.
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I don't hate anyone (except Bush and Cheney). Just as a general rule of thumb if I had a daughter I would try to teach her how not to be used by men. Most of these guys who Cameron had 5 year relationships with but did not actually nest with will eventually marry younger women and have kids. IMHO
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Gonna butt in and say your logic is flawed. A hell of a lot of men do NOT want kids ever.
From Wiki:
. She modeled for designers such as Calvin Klein and Levi's. When she was seventeen she was featured on the cover of the July 1990 issue of Seventeen magazine.
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This sounds like the dumbest shit ever. Never take life advice from a celebrity bimbo and then you'll already be smarter than 2/3rds of Americans just on that alone.
She modeled for Ross. They showed the add in a Cameron Diaz special, I think.
I am eternally baffled that Cameron Diaz was a model. The only thing that would make sense is if she was a model for the Montgomery Ward catalog. Even they needed models.
When did Cloris Leachman get so anti-marriage? I thought she just didn't like fat people.
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I don't hate anyone (except Bush and Cheney). Just as a general rule of thumb if I had a daughter I would try to teach her how not to be used by men. Most of these guys who Cameron had 5 year relationships with but did not actually nest with will eventually marry younger women and have kids. IMHO
The people who say things like Cameron are the ones who just haven't met THAT person yet.
I met my husband almost 20 years ago and it felt like my heart was hit by a mac truck, and I've felt that way ever since. Totally in love.
I have friends though that have never had a serious relationship and say the same thing Cameron did.
It's different for everyone. Cameron is in her 30's, rich and famous, and can play the game.
Good for her, but to say "Who wants to be with one person for the rest of their lives" is quite immature.
One day, she WILL meet the man of her dreams and will change her thoughts on that.
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 1:22pm.
She does not get it. Men marry to have kids. Cameron thought she could live her life like a man. But it isn't working.
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Sometimes men (and women) marry for love, partnership, green cards, convenience, desperation as well. And after reading one of your other posts it seems like you really hate women who don't have kids. And by the way I think both lifestyles are fine. I am happily married with no kids and all my single friends seem to be doing great.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Tommy seems like he reallllly likes to pose.
All that money and he couldn't find a better fitting shirt?
Oh - and he finally found some shoes he just loves (besides the stilettos back home). ;)
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Must not be working out too well for her, cause she looks rode hard and put up wet.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 1:36pm.
The Tom Cruise with his legs crossed photo is freaking me out.
OT: Cammy doth protest too much. I feel like people who spout nonsense about monogamy being "unnatural" and blah blah blah are the ones who crave it the most.
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I think Tommygirl has been practicing dress-up on the runway in his living room too much (you know he has one).
And I totally agree with your other statement, too. It can be applied to just about everything.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 1:52pm.
That's weird. I've heard there are three kids of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
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I think its natural to want to date around when you are young but I believe that its a sad thing when you are in your 40s like Cameron and still think that its okay to jump from dick to dick. Have some self respect. I think its pathetic to want to be a whore when you're 80 years old. That is not an admirable life goal.
P.S. I'm in my 30s so its not a generational thing. All of my friends are on the subject of having children and settling down once and for all. Whether it sticks remains to be seen, but none of my friends are on the jump the dick movement
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I see no one has touched on the generational issue. I can see among my own siblings that depending on one's generational expectations, marriage is either important or not. My three eldest sibs (all born in the 1950s) married in their twenties, the four youngest (born in the 1960s) are still single. We all came of age during different cultural expectations and acted accordingly.
If you look at men and women of Cammie's generation there are people who live like they're teenagers. Hasn't the 30 year-old still living at mom and dad's home become a cultural cliche? So if Cammie thinks monogamy or marriage is optional, or unobtainable, then she is only mouthing her generation's beliefs.
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TommyGirl is just trying to protect his panty pudding from oozing out over CammyCam in the above photo!
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 1:50pm.
As Robert Benchley said: "There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't."
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That's weird. I've heard there are three kids of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
*crickets*
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I say do whatever feels right for you - the only thing that is wrong is professing that there is only one right/natural way to feel/live. As Robert Benchley said: "There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't." Amen.
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Gah. Who'd want to switch around every few years? One thing (of many) that I love about being married is that I never have to date again!
The Tom Cruise with his legs crossed photo is freaking me out.
OT: Cammy doth protest too much. I feel like people who spout nonsense about monogamy being "unnatural" and blah blah blah are the ones who crave it the most.
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Different strokes for different folks. Cameron has a great lifestyle and she is happy that way and that's good for her. I like being married to Mr. Hekki and raising our kids. Works for me.
The married people always say that the single ones are selfish and irresponsible. And the single people point to us and say we settled for less. Each group says the other is secretly miserable.
I don't think so. Most of the single women I know are perfectly happy with their lives. And while sometimes being married with kids is tough, I wouldn't change it for the world.
I can't believe all the people here calling Cameron selfish and other names for saying she is not interested in getting married.
I am married now, but I had absolutely no interest in getting married until I met my now-husband. I had a good job, making decent money, good friends, close family, went out a lot, travelled and in general had a very fulfilling life. I didn't feel lonely or alone in the slightest, and I had no desire to be in the company of someone who wouldn't treat me well. Even if I hadn't happened to stumble on a great guy I certainly would not have sat around collecting cats and feeling sad. I would have gone to live abroad or done awesome things with my time.
She's hot, she has a ton of $$ why should she be spending her life playing house if that's not what she wants? Esp in hollywood where the marriage won't last anyway!
Ridiculous double standard.
She does not get it. Men marry to have kids. Cameron thought she could live her life like a man. But it isn't working.