Nicolas Cage Does Not Push Luggage Carts!
Add this to the list of "Things Nicolas Cage Does Not Do" right under: "Nicolas Cage does not feast on animals that don't lift their pinkies when fucking." Blame it on the shot of hazelnut creamer I just downed, but these pictures of Nicolas Cage arriving at LAX yesterday made me laugh. There's Nicolas Cage struttin' his ass while a lady slave/cart pusher on the phone trails behind him. AND homegirl is most likely on a Nicolas Cage-related call.
I'm guessing she's trying to phone bid in an auction for a rare albino T-Rex pubic bone, or genuine moat water from Camelot, or some other shit Nicolas Cage cannot afford. You know what else Nicolas Cage can't afford? A fucking lady cart pusher! But my ass isn't being fair, how can Nicolas Cage bask in the glory of his own ridiculous fuckery while pushing a luggage cart? Fancy sorcerers don't push luggage carts!
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I agree on the other fails,but can u explain Micheal Douglas? Is because of his meth head son?
Just curious lol
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Michael Douglas is a fail because CZJ wouldn't follow through with the wedding until he signed a contract stipulating the amount she would receive for every year that she stayed married to him.
Actually I suspect Michael Douglas probably looks like the cryptkeeper in his down unda so he probably knew payin was the only way
If this is his wife she looks like shit. Since she's like twelve years old, she is not doing well in the aging department. BTW, she was not a waitress, but an "escort" when they met. So I am gonna assume he forgot his viagra and she's now escorting his luggage. Lucky girl.
Submitted by thegobbler on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 1:22pm.
Ahahaha I totes make Mr. Gobbler get my cunt plugs from the store. lol
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
This looks like my life!! Super lazy husband have I.
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he is an ass. what a guy..making his wife push a laden cart full of all his shit.
he is such a horrible actor and douche. you have to be completely tasteless and possess an IQ in the single digits to find anything remarkable about his 'performances'.
Well, he's certainly cheap enough to save his shopping bags and has no qualms about carrying them on a plane. Hello, Claire's Accessories!
Submitted by JaneDoe on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 9:56am.
I think there's some correlation between Asian women pushing cart and the culture..I'm Asian myself (not an American born Asian), my husband is a white American. It blew him away the first time we got together because I won't let him bring anything because I've been taught to not let my husband/my dad/my uncle/basically any older male member of the family- to bring luggage/groceries/anything. Many Asian countries have this culture...that 5 steps behind the husband is a Japanese culture I believe..
He pretty much Americanized me since now he is the one who's pushing the cart and carry the bags/luggage/groceries :D
personally I don't mind to do that for him, I don't see it as an obligation, I see it as how I show him I love him and appreciate him..
our daughter recently has a habit to play waitress and forbid her dad to leave the bed and she would help me make the breakfast and bring them to daddy. she is 10 :D
forgive my bad English, English is not my first language T_T
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Indian women are similar. And I don't give a FUCK. That's one way in which I'm more than happy to be westernized.
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"But I don't speak liarmouthcuntanese. So who the fuck knows."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
I know this is old-fashioned, but can't STAND it when a guy sits around letting a girl carry shit. It really, really pisses me off, and it's so disrespectful. I'm a feminist, but if I see someone weaker than I am, like my smaller friends or an older woman, I immediately help out. It's called consideration. And a guy who has it is probably a better bf/lover or whatever else. This guy is now BLECHH! to me.
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"But I don't speak liarmouthcuntanese. So who the fuck knows."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
I guess I am in the minority, but I looove Nicholas Cage. He's rat fucking insane, and that's entertainment you just can't get from most of those H'wood assholes. He's great in interviews, you truly never know what will come out of his mouth. Way better than some boring blah, blah, blah.
Wonder where Nicolas would be without his uncle Frances Ford Coppola?
Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 10:50am.
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Ahahaha I totes make Mr. Gobbler get my cunt plugs from the store. lol
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u have to admit though...this freak has done alot with
very little
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Mary is soooooooo un-hot, but we like her hat!
Where can we get one like that?
What a lazy stupid slob. Buying carts of crap he can't afford and making his wife push it around. Idiot.
I'd knock him on the hat, but I just got back from vacation this week and my own (much more attractive) hat was wrecked after having to stick it in an overhead compartment. Nice to see even broke bitches in first class get their hats smashed too.
Isn't that his wife? And what in 900-year old corpse hell is on top of his head?
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Hes looking kinda hot. I think its cause that busted hat is canceling out his even worse hair.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:43am.
"bask in the glory of his own ridiculous fuckery"
Yet another classic. I think that's what I'll do this weekend; bask in the glory of my own ridiculous fuckery!"
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That sounds like a plan,but I'm doing that almost every day on the other hand! :D
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Submitted by You Knew Who on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 10:08am.
Then again, with his broke ass problems, maybe he was doing a practice run
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Now I can see why him and Lisa Marie didnt last. Her statement about them both being "pirates" makes alot of sense. She proably popped him in the mouth whenever he would even think about telling her to push his luggage cart or give him a blowy in a public bathroom!
Shes the type of chick who would be like no bitch you carry my bags, go to the store and get me tampons and some ben and jerrys at 11pm, and take my poodle out to do his bidness, dont forget to pick up the poo!
Yeah shes my kinda chick!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 10:27am.
Remember the story of him & his youngster wife out to dinner with a bunch of film execs and in the middle of the meal, Nic whispers in her ear and then goes to the bathroom. 30 seconds later, she follows him to the bathroom. They both return a few minutes later and he announces to everyone that she just blew him.
So, um, yeah. To the list of what Nic doesn't do, add, "treat his wife like she's not a whore."
Seriously, though. Is this why so many white guys marry asian chicks? Because they secretly dream of having some subservient female pushing their cart, blowing them during a business meeting, etc?
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I would say, guys dream about having someone pushing their cart and blow them during a business meeting be it an asian or not.
I don't think it is the reason why white guys marry asian women. maybe some white guys think that way, and some just don't think that way...
I would still blow my husband quick whether I'm an asian or not :P it's in MK's guidebook look it up.. :D
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OMG, it's too damn early for such douchefuckery.
Why he still gets parts in major films is as mysterious as how he gets women.
Blegh.
Nic is such a weird, repulsive person. Observe him actually eating a cock-a-roach. For real, people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpZZo2xYBpA
If he's that broke & hard up for money, he could always dare people to pay him to do nasty things like eating roaches or shoving 9-inch nails up his nose, lol!
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Remember the story of him & his youngster wife out to dinner with a bunch of film execs and in the middle of the meal, Nic whispers in her ear and then goes to the bathroom. 30 seconds later, she follows him to the bathroom. They both return a few minutes later and he announces to everyone that she just blew him.
So, um, yeah. To the list of what Nic doesn't do, add, "treat his wife like she's not a whore."
Seriously, though. Is this why so many white guys marry asian chicks? Because they secretly dream of having some subservient female pushing their cart, blowing them during a business meeting, etc?
That's his wife. Nice hat, Nick.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:59am.
I agree on the other fails,but can u explain Micheal Douglas? Is because of his meth head son?
Just curious lol
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Michael Douglas is a fail because CZJ wouldn't follow through with the wedding until he signed a contract stipulating the amount she would receive for every year that she stayed married to him. f
Add to the list of Things Nic Cage does not do:
"Look at you while he signs an autograph"
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We need a culture that says *I* don't have to carry anything and I will happily run off an join it!
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That cart has a ghetto looking collection of bags on it. If it werent Nic Cage I'd swear it was two folks moving the contents of their apartment a few hours before the baliffs arrived to evict them. You know when that shit goes down plastic garbage bags and shopping bags are the choice of transport for your goods.
Then again, with his broke ass problems, maybe he was doing a practice run
I think there's some correlation between Asian women pushing cart and the culture..I'm Asian myself (not an American born Asian), my husband is a white American. It blew him away the first time we got together because I won't let him bring anything because I've been taught to not let my husband/my dad/my uncle/basically any older male member of the family- to bring luggage/groceries/anything. Many Asian countries have this culture...that 5 steps behind the husband is a Japanese culture I believe..
He pretty much Americanized me since now he is the one who's pushing the cart and carry the bags/luggage/groceries :D
personally I don't mind to do that for him, I don't see it as an obligation, I see it as how I show him I love him and appreciate him..
our daughter recently has a habit to play waitress and forbid her dad to leave the bed and she would help me make the breakfast and bring them to daddy. she is 10 :D
forgive my bad English, English is not my first language T_T
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This is exactly why I don't pinky swear on shit anymore. It means nothing. This is why you should bind all your contracts with a peeny swear (or clitty swear, depending on the situation). It's the only way.
- MK, July 4th 2010
another "Things Nic Cage does not do"
give his son a normal name.
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I hope he gets shit for having his wife push his crap. He really thinks he's a celebrity.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:59am.
I agree on the other fails,but can u explain Micheal Douglas? Is because of his meth head son?
Just curious lol
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Kobelover I was thinking the same thing...his wife is a little Asian woman too...this could be her. So in that case...bastard makes his lady push the luggage?!?!?
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isn't that his asian wife?
And isn't he supposed to be beyond broke?
Isn't this his wife?
Yeah, get a little Asian woman to shove your crap around. I'm surprised he didn't employ a 90-year-old or someone in a wheelie....
never mind
i am an eternal lurker, non hater after i got yelled at etc. unless something really moves me
but still nic cage is a weirdo non news
one of those eccentric actor types, yeah?
celeb goss lately is meh? c'mon miley if u really want fame do it now or any of u c listers who got irritated that i only called out miley
now is ur chance for fame, do it, make it big
im a pretty girl w/ my own dramz but seriously
celeb gossip is so boring
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Les Grossman is awesome!
Looks like Nick still hasn't learned to stop spending money he doesn't have. But, he does looks better than usual.
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:57am.
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FREEEEEDOM!!!
And I'd like to request "My Sharona" and "Fame" thankyouverymuch.
Is that his submissive Asian child bride wife pushing the cart? That is some bullshit right there! Hire a bell hop or have your assistant do it. Jeebus.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:59am.
Very true. Plus, she's the first in the whole "I git with a waitress" golddigger series. Maybe she's the pioneer and we haven't seen her potential yet. But she shoulda noticed how much this dude spends on stupid shit. He'll be broke before her master plan comes to fruition.
His wife is like 25 and he's like 46. That's some nasty shit. She saw her gravy train when she was his waitress.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:52am.
Really. There are so many role models out there. Didn't she pay attention?
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In her defense, wasn't she still a teenager? Maybe she hadn't learned to read yet or too busy watching reruns of "Dawson's Creek" to learn the gold-digging routine. Let this be a lesson to the bald & aging male actors, get your trophy wives while they're still in school & new to the ways of gold-digging. Michael Douglas-fail, Mel Gibson-fail, Kelsey Grammer-fail, Nick Cage-ding, ding, ding...JACKPOT.
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