Thursday, July 22nd 2010
Vintage The Situation
Here's Jersey Shore's The Situation, the teenage Don Knotts in the middle, and his siblings giving us a variety of eyebrow delicacies in their very own awkward family photo. Turtlenecking like champs!
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AND STATEN ISLAND IS STILL PROUD OF ITS LOWERED EXPECTATIONS.
Quagmire in the flesh. Giggity giggity gross.
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Submitted by BamaGuy1024 on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 6:59am.
Mmmmmmm all three of these guys are smoking hot and you can tell just by looking that they are all gonna be hot stuff in bed. I love this family photo. Sitch was such a cutie I bet he was getting everything he wanted in life from about age 15 forward...
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Um.
That's a joke, right?
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On the upside, it's good to see that he didn't become a douche when he got a little tiny bit of fame. It ran in the family all along.
Whatevs.
This photo needs to be re-titled...
'The Four Phases of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome'
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I think he actually looks more attractive here and less douchey than he does now.
But his brothers...yech.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 7:41am.
Quadruplets?!
No way in gay hell those four big ass craniums fit inside one snatch at one time!
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lmao. Wait up, don't underestimate the power of egos, newborn or no, trying to bumrush the world and get their jersey shore party started!
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Quadruplets?!
No way in gay hell those four big ass craniums fit inside one snatch at one time!
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They look like quadruplets. Sitch's bro has some hardcore moobs. Next.
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I can't believe that they are making a fortune from this show.
N.Y...Jersey...Philly
Mmmmmmm all three of these guys are smoking hot and you can tell just by looking that they are all gonna be hot stuff in bed. I love this family photo. Sitch was such a cutie I bet he was getting everything he wanted in life from about age 15 forward...
LOL,wow, they are turtlenecked to rassclaats.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Mr. Gray has that wide gay blo job mouth that I like so much.
Are they from LAKE EERIE??? Scary shit right there.
Does his brother have breast implants? The Situation has bad acne.
My goomba sister in law still makes my brother wear a turtle neck and she has also fed him up to have a huge gut like hers. Did I say their sweaters match too? I don't understand goombas.:(
Do.NOT.Want.
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is it weird that i don't think he looks THAT bad?
where did this overwhelming amount of douche come from?
god you see him on the show and he's now popeye.
when popeye was 30 and a fuckin douchebag.
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lmfao
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Hetero says I'd hit the sister.
if I dress like you
we'll prove we're unified
a family choked
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You know the only thing truly corny here is the background. The picture is one that any goomba mama would be proud to hang on her wall right next to a picture of the pope.
How inclusive. I didn't know Up With People had a touring company geared towards gay douches.
The one on the right must have the same surgeon Chaz does. Them ta-tas be weapons!!
Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:46pm.
That one looks like the dad from Full House...or some other gay sitcom gay dude
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That one looks like the dad from Full House...or some other gay sitcom gay dude
And what's with the B-cups on the one to the right? The one on the left is givin me FEVAH!
Is it bad that at first I thought the one on the bottom was the Situation?
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Well, he's actually the best looking one. He should have these people arranged around him like that whereever he goes.
Geez...can a family picture be any gayer? Don't answer that.
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The dude on the right could cut glass with his nipples.
The guy on the right is a perfect explanation of why I never put on a fake smile in photos.
what a bunch of hicks!
... and looks like the Sitch has moobs in his genetic makeup
None of these were unattractive people at the time this photo was taken. I completely do not get the Jersey Shore aesthetic.
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I agree with Harvey...Blue is queer as a 3$ bill and I'd get Grey in the restroom with the lights out and he'd be happy....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
@ kaisurf...why thank you, my dear, I am pretty well marinated at this point...I am hip to that scene. At the moment, I am listenting to the beginning of the Yankees game on the radio playing I forget who. C.C. Sabathia is pitching, 1st inning. Lets go Yankees, yeah, rah-rah!
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Yankees?!?!! Noooooo, just when I thought you were cool. :( LOL, j/k.
On a side note, I'm allegedly related to Robinson Canó. Trying to figure out how...
I thought this was going to be a story on three gay guys getting married and the daughter they had when I first looked at the picture. (A-la Roseanne and Tom Arnold)
I'm sorry but at least ONE of them are GAY. Let's it be the blue one. He's the cutest.
What the fuck with these marinated Guido wearing the turtleneck? They give turtleneck the bad name.
Ok, so the one in the baby blue is the ghey and the one in the gray I want to feel up.
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Their faces look like they're made of melting Silly Putty or something.. friggin potato noses
and I also see shades of Jerri Blank in her face. the turtleneck completes the look.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
Submitted by teayza31 on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 3:59pm.
Wow his sister looks like him with a wig.
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bwahahaha that's exactly what Vinny said. right before he proceeded to make out with her lol
& b/c I feel like I have to say something nice: her hair looks pretty in this photo.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
I don't know if he just used to look better when he was younger or if having 2 worse-looking siblings next to him is making him look better by comparison, but...
the kid on the left clearly has fetal alcohol syndrome face, poor guy. too bad the situation hasn't learned from his mommy's mistakes and continues to get shitfaced every chance he gets.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
@ kaisurf...why thank you, my dear, I am pretty well marinated at this point...I am hip to that scene. At the moment, I am listenting to the beginning of the Yankees game on the radio playing I forget who. C.C. Sabathia is pitching, 1st inning. Lets go Yankees, yeah, rah-rah!
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 3:39pm.
That's ok kaisurf, for some weird, unexplainable reason, I find Michael Lohan somehow...sexy. Go figure... Ok, I think I need another drink, woohoo!
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Wowww…I love that you were bold enough to admit that! *wink*
I don't know what's worse the dorky turtle necks or the Massive Moobs on his brother!!
luscious, luscious tiddays....
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conscience off...dick on...
damn the dude on the right his boobs/nips are about to poke thru the sweater
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Moobs indeed! Moobs overload!
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