BABIES!!!!: Christina Applegate Is Going To Have One
This news makes me happier than the time I successfully turned my eyelids inside/out after trying for hours. No, I'm not talking about the news that Christina Applegate's womb is currently being invaded by a fetus who might cause her to caca herself when it comes out. Don't ask me why (no, really...don't), but the other night I spent way too long reading about the labor shits.
Anydiarrheaplacentacasserole, the good news is that Christina announced that she's expecting a BABY!!! with her fiance Martyn Lenoble (who is giving me puckery Dolph Lundgren vibes) without declaring that she also leaped over the moon like other assholes. YES! Christina gives me hopes that we will soon celebrate the extinction of moon jumping! Christina will make a perfect mother for that fact alone. And she will really really make a perfect mother if she names her baby New Allante.
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She has good taste in men...
Gays for Wentworth Miller Joining Weight Watchers...because a hot man is a terrible thing to waste.
She is being selfish. She doesnt think about the baby and what will happen to it, given her condition and how she is like 40 years old etc. It is still a mystery to me how she could possibly get pregnant. All cancer, even after surgery, is still treated with chemo and chemo finishes off your eggs. Maybe she had thme frozen, which still wouldt explain how she can carry the child - i.e. have enough hormone built up in uterus to hold the pregnancy so to say.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Totally fucked up quoting someone, it was a comment about Dolph Lundgren and someone's best friend. *Heart breaks*...Lucky biatch! That man fuels my fantasies! Sucks to hear he's unfaithful to his wife though, she's stunning :( Anyway, congrats Christina!
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I love her...and love that she's chosen a gay guy to have a baby... Look at the photos. They may like each other..and dog hopes they do, but they are so like "ewww, yes, we are. So what?" Good for CA and good for whateverhergayguy, too.
ugh it always bugs me when people over 40 have babies. at that age you should be a grandma not a new mother wtf
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OMG. His profile and photos were found on the millionaire & celebrity dating club *** Se ek Ric h C om *** last week! 'He is very picky about girls,' according to the officials of the site, "they have to be beautiful or hot, otherwise he would ignore them!"
I don't know if she had chemo, I think she had both her breasts removed. Could be wrong about that.... or maybe she had some eggs frozen before she underwent treatment.
Anyway, good for her.
good for her is he looks nifty
Wait a minute, didnt she have cancer and underwent chemo? How can she be pregnant? Doesnt that stuff kill all your eggs and make you infertile. This is bizarre. How the hell did she get pregnant, after cancer and chemo at 40?
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Ahhaha Centaurious,
He is ALWAYS looking out for vestal virgins. Never forget. I think he has a half-way house for them in a hotel in NYC.
Aww {{smile}}
Like others have said, she deserves some happiness in her life. I hope everything goes well for them.
I've adored Christina since her Married with Children days and when she starred in "Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead." Ah my youth... Anyway, the baby will be cute.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I love Christina Applegate, she's talented as hell and has been through alot with tremendous grace and class.
However, her fiance looks like a major homo and I certainly hope that does not prove to be the case.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 9:45pm.
Centaurious,
It's not like you have time to tell EVERY SINGLE DETAIL about yourself when you're first meeting someone and subsequently bringing that person to your hotel room. I'm sure he was able to fill her in on at least some basics say, his amazing career, muscle-building routine, and worldliness.
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What exactly do you mean.
They had known each other exactly 3 hours, don't you think it was appropriate that he be ethical and treat her as the vestal virgin that she was?
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Centaurious,
It's not like you have time to tell EVERY SINGLE DETAIL about yourself when you're first meeting someone and subsequently bringing that person to your hotel room. I'm sure he was able to fill her in on at least some basics say, his amazing career, muscle-building routine, and worldliness.
My best friend banged Dolph Lundgren in NYC about 10 years ago. She said he had a big dick.
He neglected to mention he was married with two kids!
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Good for her.
N.Y...Jersey...Philly
Guess she won't be breastfeeding...
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My gay sis swears up and down that Christina is a lesbian. So congrats to her and the beard?
@ Kacky - I don't see anything wrong with having a baby at 39. I'm 38 and have yet to have a baby, and I don't think I'm selfish for waiting. I never wanted one when I was younger. I'd rather someone wait until they are ready to care for one! It's more selfish to have one when you aren't ready for one or don't really want it.
I love Kelly Bundy and it is great she is gonna have a babay. Her fiance, on the other hand, umm, it was good that MK told us because I thought he was her side-gay. I call these hollywood homos side-gays because they are to the hollywood hos like a side table or a side chair is to a room. They are part of the main room and bring in the ambience and shit, but are always to the side.
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Oh great, now we get to hear how she invented pregnancy, and all the pity parties she throws herself while putting herself and a baby at risk because she's selfish and had to have one at 39. Next will probably be the announcement that it's twins, which means it WAS 6 or 8 babies and she aborted most of them
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I am 32 and have had several miscarriages. At what age do I become the selfish bitch you describe?
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I've always liked her and she deserves this... congrats to the original Xtina.
I could almost forgive her if she said she's over the moon, just because it's her.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
good to hear/read - she's gone through so much shit (breast cancer, double mastectomy people...).
Who's the glittery gayboy she's having a baby with?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 3:00pm.
I've always liked her and I wish her well.
She deserves it after her recent history.
Congrats to them!
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Agree. Besides the creepy fiance I have nothing bad to say.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Oh great, now we get to hear how she invented pregnancy, and all the pity parties she throws herself while putting herself and a baby at risk because she's selfish and had to have one at 39. Next will probably be the announcement that it's twins, which means it WAS 6 or 8 babies and she aborted most of them. I remember an interview she gave where she said she was waiting until later in life. "40 is the new 30". Typical Hollywood narcissism. Yeah, I know she had cancer. Breast cancer is in my family too. Doesn't mean I need to fawn all over her.
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There seem to be pressures on stars that lead to absurd results. Not enough room for their humanity. One would think that being an actor would require muscle control over the face... Or maybe kabuki where they don't change expression...
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Submitted by borg queen on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 3:33pm.
She definitely had Botox and some other work done. I saw her 1x in NYC when she was in a Broadway play where she sang & dance. I went up to her to say I love her work and her face was FROZEN. She could barely smile or emote.
So, is that person not gay?
kelly bundy is having a baby...i am officially old...
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conscience off...dick on...
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 2:59pm.
She had lines under her eyes before which I thought were just fine, but I guess she had plastic surgery to fill them in, and now her face isn't quite as cute (to me, anyway) and the eyes look stretched out.
In fact, without the headline, I would have had trouble recognizing her.
I saw her talk about them in an interview. Typical hollywood perfectionism that backfires.
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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 2:27pm.
What's wrong with her eyes?! Are those white zombie contacts or somethin'?
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She definitely had Botox and some other work done. I saw her 1x in NYC when she was in a Broadway play where she sang & dance. I went up to her to say I love her work and her face was FROZEN. She could barely smile or emote.
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
Christina has a homosexual boyfriend!
That's great news for Christina.
But I have some bad vibes about that fiance of hers, something very creepy about him.
Good for her, no sarcastic jokes from me. I like her and she had enough shit to deal with.
Will the bebeh be toofless like her fiance?
Seriously I wish her well, but her man needs to get dentures or sumpin.
aww congrats to her ...i loved her show samantha who ... all the best ..her fiance idk miss honey
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 2:59pm.
Yeah your right! Even as a teen!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I've always liked her and I wish her well.
She deserves it after her recent history.
Congrats to them!
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She had lines under her eyes before which I thought were just fine, but I guess she had plastic surgery to fill them in, and now her face isn't quite as cute (to me, anyway) and the eyes look stretched out.
In fact, without the headline, I would have had trouble recognizing her.
I saw her talk about them in an interview. Typical hollywood perfectionism that backfires.
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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 2:27pm.
What's wrong with her eyes?! Are those white zombie contacts or somethin'?
Her finace looks a little "limp wristed".
Looks like his cheek implants were harvested from his forehead. Yea, I'm just jealous he's banging kelly bundy...
I think her fiancé looks like Eddy's husband on Desperate Housewives, that creepy blond guy
Happy for her. After all she's been through, she deserves some happy times.
Submitted by mzmarymac on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 2:41pm.
Wouldn't it be great to actually hear a celebrity make a truthful pregnancy announcement that reads something like:
"Oh shit...I fucking pregnant! How the fuck did that happen??? I thought I was being careful!!!!"
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HAHA yeah! When people asked me if it was expected the first time I said "No it was a total accident!"
Then the second time I said who knew bc could fail twice!!!
Both kids were Happy Anniversary Babies! Very weird I guess my BC fails at the end of July!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Good for her! I hope she'll stop smoking!!!
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You know, if you shit while giving birth it means you are pushing correctly, and you have ample amunition against your kid in the future, "You were shat out!!!!"
Baby news always makes me happy!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Wouldn't it be great to actually hear a celebrity make a truthful pregnancy announcement that reads something like:
"Oh shit...I fucking pregnant! How the fuck did that happen??? I thought I was being careful!!!!"
I love this whore. Yay for her!
I'm OVER THE MOON about this news!
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