Jennifer Aniston Has A Stalker
I can't even pin this one on Maddox. Not today. Not ever. Jennifer Aniston has taken a restraining order out against a 24-year-old certifiable psychopath who goes by the name of Jason Peyton after the cops caught him stalking her. Yes, Jennifer wants a man as bad as I want a Frosty from Wendy's (Why won't this craving go away???), but I doubt she wants a delusional crazy. If that was the case, she'd still be with John Mayer.
TMZ says that Jason drove across the country to California, because he believes he's in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston and they are destined to marry. Jason's mother called the cops in California to let them know that he was coming, because she knew he was trying to get close to Jennifer. Jason has been thrown into the loony bin before for hurting himself and trying to run over his mom with a golf cart.
The police found Jason hanging out at a place he believes Jennifer goes to regularly. The side of Jason's car was carved with the message: "I Love Jennifer Aniston." Jason's bag was filled with messages to Jen, duct tape and some kind of shank-like object. Jason was arrested and is currently sitting in a mental hospital on a 5150 hold.
And here's a major reason for why Jason should be outfitted with a StraitSnuggie® and banished to a padded room for a long ass time: he believes he's related to Donald Trump AND JLo. Even people who are really related to those two don't admit it!
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A dumped ex-sitcom actress.
While I was scrolling down the blog maybe I was more interested in the repetitive ads than in this post. I can't remember.
Are we sure this isn't some sort of media stunt? Does this man really exist?
I also don't get why she doens't just pull a Marcia Cross and date a businessman or some non-famous person that isn't a Hollywood douche.
Out of all the celebrities to stalk...
Jennifer Aniston?
Yes, he MUST be deranged.
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somehow i got the picture in my head that he was driving to california in a golf cart......
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:40pm.
What I love about these celebrities is how they won't go near a civilian, but if they're meet someone whom they consider of equal status, no matter how big a walking turd that person is, they'll hook up and fuck each other in uncomfortable places.
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But if they do meet a civilian, someone of less status, no matter how big a walking turd that person is, and they hook up & fuck each other in uncomfortable places.....that civilian would be called a "gold-digger".
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aahaha! True.
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Submitted by harveyprice on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 9:22pm.
Definitely think it could be a Jen Hen from here. I mean the stalker who is stalking a childless, unmarried woman. Maybe if she had children and was married, she could avoid these types.
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Umm, not to burst your bubble or anything, but stalker crazies will go after ANYONE. I was watching some show about them and they featured this woman who lived with her husband and child in an apartment complex. This old janitor/maintenance guy became absolutely obsessed with her; he would follow her to the park to watch her and her child play, would send her flowers and cards, etc. Once, when she became pregnant with a second child, the janitor let himself into the couple's unit and poured rat poison into their jug of apple juice in the fridge. The husband had suspected that someone was going into their house when they weren't home because things would occasionally go missing so he installed a hidden camera. That's what got the stalker caught.
He did an interview from his jail cell saying how he hoped the rat poison would kill her unborn child (by another man), causing her to become upset and leave her husband. The janitor would then swoop in and console her, to which she would then run away with him. And even though he was behind bars, he still held out hope that one day they would be together.
Yeah... crazies are everywhere.
Maybe it is one of her teddybears?
But why do the places have to be uncomfortable?
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you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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Now THAT'S what I call crazy.
' I love Jennifer Aniston' on the side of the car is priceless. Was it a trecel? free guerilla marketing
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:40pm.
What I love about these celebrities is how they won't go near a civilian, but if they're meet someone whom they consider of equal status, no matter how big a walking turd that person is, they'll hook up and fuck each other in uncomfortable places.
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But if they do meet a civilian, someone of less status, no matter how big a walking turd that person is, and they hook up & fuck each other in uncomfortable places.....that civilian would be called a "gold-digger".
Submitted by Einah Teb on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 9:09pm.
Man, what kind of amateur-ass stalker keeps the duct tape and chloroform on him? You hide it in the bushes 50 feet away and--- nevermind.
They never said he was smart...dumb as a box of rocks.
Definitely think it could be a Jen Hen from here. I mean the stalker who is stalking a childless, unmarried woman. Maybe if she had children and was married, she could avoid these types.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
Man, what kind of amateur-ass stalker keeps the duct tape and chloroform on him? You hide it in the bushes 50 feet away and--- nevermind.
-Einah
Lordy...did her perfume have something to do with this? Either way, this story doesn't quite help with the promotion of her signature free ((to get tackled by some weirdo)) ad campaign. Why does this come to mind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEdBndu0YUM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuqL74C6KI8&playnext_from=TL&videos=Md911...
"Bunny boiler is now part of our language, and I'm proud of that." ~Glenn Close~
Jen, cut a bitch! And while you're at it, rename your damn fragrance!
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Jen looks good because she has no kids.
Yes, I know that Jolie has an army of nannies, but pregnancy and worry take an enormous toll. I'm giving AJ the benefit of the doubt that she is concerned for all her kids.
Although, I guess I know childless women who look like hags, too, so...
"Jason's bag was filled with messages to Jen, duct tape and some kind of shank-like object." I bet Jason works for NASA.
Okay, the running over of Mommy with the golf cart is funny, but riding thru a whole shit load of states with "I Love Jennifer Aniston" carved on the side of your ride, made me laugh more.
~*Lets go to my room pig!*~
Why stalk Jennifer, was Courtney Cox unavailable?
Why would anyone stalk this FUG overrated actress.
She has probably spent 1 million dollars on her HAIR.
Gotta give credit to Mama Peyton for giving a heads-up to the cops, which means she actually acknowledges that her child is a threat and isn't in denial that he's f'd up.
If his name were Jason Lohan, Jennifer would already be shanked, drive-thru Las Vegas-married, knocked up, and gagged in the back of a '78 Chevy truck by now, and WO would be defending her claustrophobic child.
*Stops to ponder which outcome Jennifer would have preferred*
Jason Peyton is code for TeriAnn.....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Is it bad that I kinda sorta let out a HUGE laugh after I read that he ran over his mother with a golfcart?
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Excuse moi but I am on a date with my dildo friend
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:45pm.
Probably the same supernatural source that keeps getting her major movie roles.
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Okay, I'll accept that. However, Jolie also has that same supernatural source that keeps getting her major movie roles, so again I ask, how is it that she's older than Jolie but looks fresh and younger? Hmmm...good living?
I feel the same way about her never-changing, boring-ass hair as I do about Wino's pink slippers. Get a new look, bitch!
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So, how much you think she had to pay him for the 5150 hold? $5.50/hr for 30 days (you do the math), plus the sanding and paint job on the car. Desperate b_tch will do anything to look desired (and PITTied) to take the spotlight from jolie. beyond sad, it's stalking time (or was that the Oscars?)!
My now deceased great-aunt actually married someone that was closely related to the Trumpster (her last name was even Trump), but I never knew which relative of his that she married. She didn't talk about it, though. So maybe MK is right that people wouldn't talk about being related to Trump or JLo. LOL
what doesn't this pathetically desperate middle-aged skeez just let the stalker catch up with her? they would make a perfect pair: 2 people equally obsessed with HER!
seriously, this attention starved skank needs to stop passing herself around to every man she thinks will get her half a minute of publicity and just go away: permanently
Fabulous hair, cute figure and most important: an impeccable eyebrow situation.
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"...it's not called Flapping Noni..."
I'm so sick of her face. i can't it explain it any better. bitch needs to go away or a long long time.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
This made me lol...because, years ago, I accidentally ran over my sister with a golf cart.
ETA: She's fine.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
whiskey tango, i only see your seal avie; it's cute, though. but it doesn't look like an olivier - just sayin.
@ jazzfish 77 - a revolving-door self-serve jail? what a fan-fricking-tastic idea. start a chain of 'em; you'd make your fortune.
"Jason has been thrown into the loony bin before for hurting himself and trying to run over his mom with a golf cart."
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How original.
is the new av showing up? With all the stank and nastiness brought on by Lilo and Mel Gibson, we could use some eye candy up in hurr.
Therefore, I present the incomparably beautiful Olivier Martinez for your viewing pleasure.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:35pm
*swoons at new avi*
*licks screen*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I still don't get the hate on her but the stalker's a great touch.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Its sad and super scary that pSychos like this are truly a threat, but they are. As ridiculous as this person's antics sound, remember Hinkley Shot "JR" so he could provide the "greatest love offering in the world" to Jodie Foster
Dez nuts.
(yes I know it was Sue Ellen who shot JR, I just prefer JR to Reagan.)
As I noted earlier in the OP:
The Cookie Monster is upset because she has hoarded all the cookie dough for when she gets the sads. CM is her stalker.
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Here There Be Dragons!
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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:45pm.
Probably the same supernatural source that keeps getting her major movie roles.
I'm amazed she has a stalker now, honestly. Why not during the Friends years when she was an actual star, both for her sitcom and her marriage?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
How does she manage to look more radiant and youthful than Jolie? Both are probably no stranger to botox, but damn, she looks fresh and Jolie looks like a herion addict.
I read this entire thing and couldnt help but burst out laughing .....A GOLF CART...damn thats cold
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:27pm.
"some kind of shank-like object" WTF???
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Right? Can they just say "shank"?
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
Poor Jenny, she won't mind dating a piece of shit like John Mayer, but she's above meeting a guy who's professing unconditional love to her.
What I love about these celebrities is how they won't go near a civilian, but if they're meet someone whom they consider of equal status, no matter how big a walking turd that person is, they'll hook up and fuck each other in uncomfortable places.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"Jason has been thrown into the loony bin before for hurting himself and trying to run over his mom with a golf cart."
A GOLF cart? oh for the love of fuck.....
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
BH and I watched "The Bounty Hunter" last night. Though completely predicable, it was cute and entertaining.....only thing is, I spent the entire almost two hours trying to figuer out WTF she'd done to her upper lip. I'm thinking botox or something to get rid or her smoker lines, but IDK. In the movie when she talks it's obvious she has done SOMETHING.
Jennifer and her Ethiopian dreamboat. Now she won't have to spend her life alone. And, she set up a trust fund for his wife and kids back home ("Oh, I just love her!")
http://www.theonion.com/video/jennifer-aniston-adopts-33yearold-boyfrien...
At least she doesn't have a 6" throbbing, pulsing vein running down her forehead like SOME people do. ICK! NAST!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid