Tuesday, July 20th 2010

Aubrey Ho'Day Is Back!

The only reality show Aubrey O'Day should be on is Animal Cops, because of all the fuckery she has put Ginger O'Day (the bitch on the far left) through. If the picture above moved, you'd see Ginger blinking a message in Morse code with her eyes. Bitch would be like: "H-E-L-P-M-E-E-E-E". But I'm sure we'll see Ginger's blink for help in Aubrey's new reality show for Oxygen. Yes, Aubrey is getting her own reality show, because giving hand jobs to any dude in a suit will eventually pay off for some hos (I'm still handjobbing away....)!

The press release from Oxygen is hilarious. White Oprah must be writing press releases in her spare time:

"Young women have watched the ups and downs of Aubrey through the years, and they continue to cheer her on. We're excited to deliver her story as she battles the issues that resonate with our audience, from self-doubt and body image to an intense desire for success and redemption."

More like we've watched Aubrey go from having a normal face to looking like a bronzer-covered goiter ripped off of Kim Kardashian's taint. And who is sitting in Aubrey's cheer section? Okay, Ginger is, but only because she's trying to escape by crawling between the bleacher seats.

via THR

Posted by: Michael K


TheBreakdown's picture

Two questions...

1) Who?!
2) Why?!

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Aspasia's picture

No matter how hot or long the shower this girl will always have a perma layer of dirty she can't wash off.

sweet disposition's picture

her eyes are crazy looking but still very pretty.

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sweet disposition's picture

damn you, new avie, you elude me!

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sweet disposition's picture

boris, are you there?

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Frost's picture

If this has a show, Oxygen is a waste of precisely that.

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Darlin's picture

Reminds me of Mr President. Miss him.

salacious's picture

Please MK refrain from reporting about these kinds of trash unless it's something really humiliating for them. I'd hate to give them free publicity.

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clarketron's picture

Wait, what did she do again? seriously. I can't remember why she's "famous"?
(seriously, someone post where her 2 mins came from)

Kandykane's picture

The woman is a walking cartoon.

Infamous's picture

Those eyes. THOSE EYES.

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I had no idea who this person was. Does she even count as famous?

labellavienna's picture

OMG that is so cute, i kinda want to buy a little dog now and dye its hair pink haha! too bad i already have a labrador that i am in love with.

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Whatever's picture

Who? This thing should crawl back into the gutter.

angel_i's picture

"Young women have watched the ups and downs of Aubrey through the years, and they continue to cheer her on. We're excited to deliver her story as she battles the issues that resonate with our audience, from self-doubt and body image to an intense desire for success and redemption."
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Hello?! *snap, snap!* WAKE UP! We thought she was cute and may have possessed the illusive "it" factor and then she got stupid and ugly and useless and we forgot all about her. Too little, too late. The bitch should have just made music. That's how musicians tell their stories yo.

OR (why do I even bother to type becuz this says it all):
More like we've watched Aubrey go from having a normal face to looking like a bronzer-covered goiter ripped off of Kim Kardashian's taint. And who is sitting in Aubrey's cheer section? Okay, Ginger is, but only because she's trying to escape by crawling between the bleacher seats.

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periwinkle's picture

I can't believe she dyed her dog's hair. animal cruelty.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Who's running her?

letinstar's picture

@banana jesus: i don't understand why "snapped" isn't nomonated for an emmy...i love the women that take matters into their own hands...
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Submitted by Banana Jesus on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:02am.

Who's watching this shit? What audience?

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Trailer park heifers and dudes doing a 5 year stretch in prison for beatin' their pregnant girlfriend.

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Fucking_Classy's picture

Jesus Christ, that is one truly fucking ugly bitch.
And honey, if you must wear 10 pounds of face spackle, at least match that color to the rest of your body.

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snowpiece's picture

did she bring her dogs to Millions of Milkshakes!? eww nast!

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Young women have been watching her ups and downs for years? O'rly? Who is this ho again and what is she famous for again?

God, they will give a reality show to ANYONE these days... I give it less than a season before it is canceled.

File under: Trick nobody cares about.

My favorite show is The Monster Inside Me. Gross but facsinating!

kanderso's picture

However, I can't imagine this show will be any worse than that damn Kardashian show, which I have watched a couple times on sleepless nights. That is just such boring, petty, awful shit.

I live for the day POINTLESS reality shows (that does not include Flip this House, any shows on the Food Network, or any shows on Animal Planet) go out of vogue.

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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Snapped!

ahahahhaha! Me, too!

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At Letinstar-ew I love Snapped. I live vicareouslu through those women!

letinstar's picture

the only show i watch on oxygen is "snapped", so unless someone offs this person, i ain't watching this mess...
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kanderso's picture

So, I know of Audrey's...oops, Aubrey's... existence because of how she tortures her poor dog. However, I do not understand the purpose of her existence much less her z-list celebrity status.

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And her poor dogs have bags under their eyes! I know they are pissed! My Mastiffs get mad when I dress them up...if I dyed them pink they would probably kill eat me. Hopefully she uses kool-aid.

NovaNightly's picture

Ohhhhh greeeeeeeeat....another train wreck on TV.

*eyeroll*

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carefreea's picture

More reality shows? Give me strength.

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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:05am.
Poor thing USED to be a cute girl. Now she looks liek Taylor Dane's mini-me. Tragic.

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I was going to say the same thing! All these young girls are wrecking themselves with plastic surgery. When making the band started, she was probably the cutest one, and now she looks like a freaking clown.

letinstar's picture

both of those dogs look ready to end it all...
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

I don't know who this twatgoblin is. but her show should be on Botoxygen.

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DonkeyPunched's picture

Poor thing USED to be a cute girl. Now she looks liek Taylor Dane's mini-me. Tragic.

Chirio's picture

mmmkay good thing I dont have that channel!

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Who's watching this shit? What audience?