What Exactly Is Cinematic Nudity?
The Linda Lovelace biopic isn't going to start shooting until Lindsay Lohan finishes up her jail sentence and 90 days in rehab, but the movie's director is already talking about all the shots he has planned for us. Director Matthew Wilder tells Radar that LiLo will bare her carniceria in that shit. Cut to your eyeballs screaming: "Been there, done that, still have the barf film on my retinas."
Matthew says, “There will be full frontal nudity. But it will not be cinematic nudity – it will be more violent nudity. For example, linked images of the Vietnam war – that kind of context. It’s not a porn movie, it’s an artistic movie about a porn star. We will not see Lindsay performing oral sex, but there could be some clever play with black boxes or other cinematic tricks that the viewer may see.”
The fuck? Cinematic nudity? So I guess we won't see sweeping shots of LiLo's crotch critters galloping along her labia as a John Williams score swells to a climax. Instead we'll get shots of her clit and cooch lips reenacting scenes from Platoon (aka Plapoon). Are we sure Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom aren't producing this mess?
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To 'director' Michael Wilder BLOW ME. You're making a porn movie about a porn star, not art.
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"Producers" reference FTW! I love you, MK.
On T: Lindsay is nas-tay.
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If her belly button is that stretched out, I hate to imagine what her vagina might look like... wtf is this girl into?
@Elmo533: Bingo! He is STILL looking for investors. He's on year FIVE.
and this:
For example, linked images of the Vietnam war
Bitch, please. You just know he's talking about that picture we've seen far too many times already.
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you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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she'll look like shit regardless.
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It seems as if this guy is trying to get funding for this shitfest. First he floated to movie poster, now he's talking about how he's talking about how he's going to shoot the film? He has no money and is trying to attract investors.
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"Whoever it is needs to come down to the subways in NYC in August. With every ho wearing flip-flops, it sometimes smells like a family of horseflies died in a 2-week-old pot of fondue." MK
Casting this washed up ex-child star will prove beyond a doubt that ANYTHING connected to her is just a waste of time, money and effort. What a fucking joke. Who keeps hiring her?!? And WHY???
artistic movie? HA!
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Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 1:55pm.
YAWN! Why are they even bothering to promote this shit? It will go straight to dvd.
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You misspelled VHS.
Still, it will go my Netflix.
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she will be out within a week. guaranteed.
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YAWN! Why are they even bothering to promote this shit? It will go straight to dvd.
What is this tripe? If you're going to make a film about a porn star then make a film about a porn star. If you're going to make a vehicle for Lindsay Lohan, then keep in mind that nobody is really aching to see HER nude or doing the dirty, so choose another pair of shoes for her to fill and leave a porn star to do a porn star's work. I think that's the way Linda would have wanted it.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:05am.
Hi Pamela...we can count how many excuses and people she's going to blame for this.
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@Manimal Hey! Yeah you know that interview is gonna be a commercial free 2 hour special!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:13am.
Pamela, you are being paged in the Mel thread by someone
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Tanks I got it! ;)
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
|How big a loser IS this guy if he's willing to wait SIX months for Lindsay? Lemme tell you how big - when I was looking into this before I found that the producer of this flick has been shopping it for FOUR years. FOUR years ago he said: I'ma make a movie. And at this point he's still casting. He's wasting a lot of time on this piece of shit - it better be epic like Gone with the Wind when he done with it.
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Borg - thanks baby!
IDK but for me, quitting the speed was the easiest thing. Don't get me wrong, when I was using I was a spun out mess that made Blohan look tame!
But for me, getting arrested and facing jail time scared the shit out of me. That was it, I was done. I threw the 8 ball I had down the terlet and was done with it. Cried and went home to mommy for the two months prior to surrendering myself, did my time, got out and spent two years "in hiding" living with mommy and daddy again.
Most people view going to jail as a fucking WAKE UP CALL!!
I think that if someone truely wants to get and stay clean, you need to remove yourself from anything and anyone associated with your addiction.
That means a boyfriend/girlfriend, friends, associates, places, etc. You can't expect to get yourself better if you're still subjecting yourself to the people and places that fueled your addiction.
*steps off soapbox*
Submitted by borg queen on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:17am.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:01am.
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Heckler - Do these sites really work? I tried to view the movie and its asking me to sign up with my credit card info. I dont want to sign up and then be spammed to death.
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
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Site always works fine for me (it might depend on what country you are in -- not sure), but it's all free. If you are taken to another site via one of the links to a certain movie, then it's the subsequent site that is a scam. Regardless, it works without paying, so don't give yo numba out.
Well that was long and uneventfull. Apart from the idiot in the pink shirt.
Borg Queen, do you know if Inception is online anywhere??
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:29am.
caprica - Thanks ♥
I just celebrated 12 years!
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12 years? That is freaking amazing. COngratulations :)I have BFF curreently struggling with addictions. He just went on a crystal and GHB bender with a bunch of other guys and now is worried he contracted HEP c. :(
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
I think she arrived at the jail im on foxla.com like somebody suggested
No she doesn't have a latest tweet!eeeeerrrr duh
Coma Caca!
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There is no suicide tweet, 'tards. At least not actually from her. Yes, I do follow Lindsay on Twitter. It's very entertaining.
I don't have twitter either, but that tmz feed is on in the backround while i'm doing shit and some guys are talking..one said she tweeted that she'd hang herself with a ramon noodle.
lol dumb try at humour if it's true
I just went to Lilo's twitter there is NO suicide tweet.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:27am.
Suicide tweet? HOW? Once she was cuffed her cell was taken from her. All her personal belongings were taken from her upon her being cuffed! Or at least they should have been.
How did she type? Her dick?
I'm pretty sure she didn't tweet that and that her account was hacked...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Her last tweet was 14 hours ago.
caprica - Thanks ♥
I just celebrated 12 years!
Suicide tweet? HOW? Once she was cuffed her cell was taken from her. All her personal belongings were taken from her upon her being cuffed! Or at least they should have been.
SJSMitty, could you link us to the suicide tweet? i don't have a twitter acct (lame, i know) and can't see stuff w/o that. thx
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UMMM HECKLER I am not being spammed to death from that site you recommended.
Is there any good site where we can watch free movies? I really want to see the Girl with Dragon Tattoo + others. :(
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:22am.
Cheers to M.E. You've got a will and character Lindsey could only ponder a minute on. Glad you are with us =)
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Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:18am.
Is there going to be a Lindsay cam at the cell? you know like puppy cam kind of deal?
I'd pay!
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Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:22am.
You know there have been numerous sociology studies that claim that prison usually makes the bad ones even worse when they come out.
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Unless it's the rock bottom you need to scare you straight.
And she's not going to PRISON, she's going to the woman's facility of County Jail.
She doesn't even shower! not an issue. she's been practicing for the last 5yrs not to shower.
Coma Caca!
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aaaaand there we have the suicide tweet
Submitted by PinkTransAm on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:16am.
I read that she is going to be in her own cell for 20 hours a day. No smoking. And a shower every other day..which obviously isn't a concern for her. She is going to go CRAZY.
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Apparently she won't be allowed to take all her prescribed meds either.
You know there have been numerous sociology studies that claim that prison usually makes the bad ones even worse when they come out.
Caprica - yep, been there, done that. Of course, when I finally surrendered myself, I'd been clean for two months and toughened up because, well, I took responsibility for my actions.
Now, after the first 24 hours being locked up, I cried like a little bitch for about 6 hours when the "reality" of spending 90 days in that shit hole sunk in.
Thank GOD we were able to smoke outside and have a couple hours of "free" time a day. I would have died otherwise.
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:18am.
Is there going to be a Lindsay cam at the cell? you know like puppy cam kind of deal?
Can they do that? I wanna see her have a shit! Superb.
Is there going to be a Lindsay cam at the cell? you know like puppy cam kind of deal?
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:13am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:11am.
Im hoping she'll be bunking with one of those suicide girl, looking bitches.
Let the scissoring commence!
OGawd. That'll be something! Like the Dragon Tat girl!
Submitted by TheHeckler on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:01am.
To quote Obamians, "yes you can, yes you can!"
http://www.alluc.org/movies/watch-girl-who-kicked-the-hornets-nest-2009-the-online/181522.html?maincatid=181522|
Alternatively, if that link doesn't work, go to www.alluc.org and look under "G" under the "movies" tag. "Girl who kicked . . ." is there, and I didn't bother to look for the other one you mentioned, but that site usually has all new releases out.
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Heckler - Do these sites really work? I tried to view the movie and its asking me to sign up with my credit card info. I dont want to sign up and then be spammed to death.
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
Is TMZ set up at Lynwood?
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I read that she is going to be in her own cell for 20 hours a day. No smoking. And a shower every other day..which obviously isn't a concern for her. She is going to go CRAZY.
Well, if nothing else, this pic up her shows just how photoshopped the one MK posted yesterday was...girl is SCRAWNY.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 11:11am.
Im hoping she'll be bunking with one of those suicide girl, looking bitches.
Let the scissoring commence!
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