Monday, July 19th 2010

Why Is Will Smith Kissing Erykah Badu?

No, no, that's not Erykah Badu. Jada Pinkett Smith is going to beat me with her strap-on for that one! It's Jaden Smith and his father Will sharing a tender moment during a press conference for The Karate Kid in Berlin.

This reminds me of when I was in junior high school and tried to grow out a glorious fro like Jaden's, but it ended up looking like Annie after getting tasered in the head. It was nothing like Jaden's. It was like a misshapen tumbleweed of sadness on top of my head. The asshole kids in my school called me Sidehomo Bob even long after I shaved that mess.

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I wish someone would've thrown a match in that ugly mess.

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Japs aren't racist? LMAO someone is delusional. They are the MOST racist I've ever known. Lived in Japan as a white person for 2 years, was treated like crap, nasty, rude people there..once in awhile would find a decent person, but many use racist names for Caucasians. The abuse I endured made me realize how much Japs hate other races, even treated my black adopted brother like crap too.

Fuck the japs!

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Indeed. But none of them get that which actually proves your point!

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:12pm.

Obama supporters are morons. I don't know what kind of cars they drive, but I do know that they are dumb as hell.

Why do you think that?

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guess what the fuck I am watching? nothing on tv so I put whatever movie channel it has The day the Earth stood still remake with Keanu, this kid is in it, looks humble unlike now. a miracle that Tommy cruise isn't in this movie. I am sure it's a fucking porno for all Scientos!

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The fuck is this business?! Will is all messed up in the head from this Scientology crap. Fuck you, Tommy Girl! I was on the hate for Jaden being a spoiled little brat, but now I am feeling sorry for him! Look at his face!

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"Sidehomo Bob"bahahahahaa.:)

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"Sidehomo Bob" LOL.

You know who looked good with an exaggerated fro wig: Diana Ross. Because she's tall. Saw her once in a silver gown and a fro that stood out 3 feet in all directions. Stunning.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by julesinSD on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 1:52pm.

Unkept, Nappy headed, brat in desperate need of a DO RAG. What bugs lurk in that mess?
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LOL! Bugs don't like nappy headed messes. True fact.
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I've never, ever, ever heard of a black person having head lice. Never happens. I'm just sayin...

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

Really cute kid - hope he doesn't turn ugly when he grows up.

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Why can't the Smith kids just go to school and fly under the radar? Be a doctor, a scientist, a businessman/philanthropist? Why does if hafta be fuckin' showbiz?? As usual, I'm blaming Jada (I can cut glass with my face) Pinkett-Smith for this until further notice.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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"Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 4:55pm.
Poopele's comment on this post has been removed by the administrator for the sake of human decency."

Oh no. LOLOLOL

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cute kid but not feelin that sideshow Bob hair

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Submitted by Miguel123 on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 4:32pm.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:41pm.
Japanese people usually dislike Black people.

Japanese people are the most tolerant human beings on Earth, they like everyone so don't come with bullshit.

Are you guys really talking about politics on Dlisted, on a topic that a father is kissing his son?

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To some degree Japanese people are tolerant but they have what is called "intrinsic racism", the belief that a (perceived) racial difference is a sufficient reason to value one person less than another within their society. For example, they have the outcast burakumin, who are physically & genetically indistinguishable from other Japanese people yet they use to face major discrimination from the public. In Japan, the valued group is the majority, the so called "pure" Japanese, this is very true and to say it isn't true is to be blinded by ignorance. So, to say they like everyone is not true for Japan has a long history of wanting to keep the majority "pure"..... another example, American culture ignores considerable diversity, yes we do have our racists but we also have a considerable diversity in our biology,language,& geographic origin as it socially constructs race in the USA. A major difference in the way the Japanese construct their society. Which just until recently perpetuated that homogeneous image to the west. The truth is Japan is hardly that uniform entity,it is estimated that 10% of Japan's national population consist of various minorities.

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The kid's hair is GROSSLY unkempt. I'm not surprised though because Will & Jada seem like the kind of parents that let their kids wear and keep their hair anyway they want even if it looks like shit. It literally looks like he washed it & let it air dry, or slept on it, & didn't pick it before going out. Also, it is dry & unconditioned. This is completely unacceptable for black hair. Any hair really, but especially black hair because we already get side eyes from people when we wear our natural hair, without it looking unkempt.

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I don't understand the Jaden hate. He's a cute kid who will probably be bigger and better than his father.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:41pm.
Japanese people usually dislike Black people.

Japanese people are the most tolerant human beings on Earth, they like everyone so don't come with bullshit.

Are you guys really talking about politics on Dlisted, on a topic that a father is kissing his son?

#Ijustcan't

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Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 4:27pm.

Please elaborate on why you think this kid's hair is a mess.
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It's uneven. And it's not moisturized enuff.
I dunno, man - for me there's an afro that's under control (and it doesn't to be perfectly ROUND or anything) and an afro that needs a pickin'...that one looks like it needs picking ...and maybe he needs a haircut. That's not always immediately obvious in big hair.

It doesn't look planned...it looks like he was about to have it braided and was interrupted.

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Submitted by julesinSD on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 1:52pm.

Unkept, Nappy headed, brat in desperate need of a DO RAG. What bugs lurk in that mess?
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LOL! Bugs don't like nappy headed messes. True fact.

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@Bossy: O yeah, fersure. I just thought it should be mentioned since we were doin' it for asians yesterday. I'm a terrible example - my white mom didn't have a damn clue and made me look ridic most days;p

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@angel_i....I'm not quite sure how your comment was direct at my comment...as for different cultures having different hair, yeah that's true--also different hair w/in cultures. Goodness, every individual has different hair that requires particular care. The point I was trying to make was that the generalization that non-black parents of bi-racial kids not taking care of their children's hair properly is not always true.

Also, that afros don't equal unkempt hair and that the basics of trimming split ends and keeping hair moisturized are universally good things (in reference to someone else's comment that made it seem like parents of bi-racial kids don't know to do that for afros, I think they do BECAUSE they're universal symbols of healthy hair).

Please elaborate on why you think this kid's hair is a mess.

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LOL! I made Ziggy break her poker face! YAY ME!

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*remembers Clinton years....remembers being happy*

*remembers GW & Reagan......cries*

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Yes, he's Chinese. That's the joke!

I love Sailor Moon. They always go after the corporate scum who are fucking up the world. I can get behind that.

Sailor Moon for President!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:47pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:43pm.

Sailor Moon is a racist!
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Ok, 1. Isn't Jackie Chan chinese?

And 2. Sailor Moon is SO bizarre. Watch that shit. All the main characters are white but the background characters are all Japanese! So yeah - it's a little racist but towards themselves?!?

OR, the way I see it is that Sailor Moon takes place in America. DUN DUN DUN!

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:43pm.

Sailor Moon is a racist!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:43pm.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:25pm.

Nice to know that you hate Americans so much. Please don't come crying to us for help when radical Islam takes over jolly ol' England. It seems to me that should be very soon.

SOON? WHEN? Reported for Anti-British comment!

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:43pm.

What they fuck are you talking about?

I'm not English, nor do I live in England.

Idiot.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

I think Ziggy is an intolerant ass hat.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by KidL on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 2:22pm.

Lots of weirdos turn ANY thread into an opportunity to spew politics and/or racism. The innernetz can be so fun!

Yup. You just have to laugh at how they are so filled with rage at their own pathetic lives they rant on and on about politics with their flea sized brains. Kind of sad.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:41pm.

Japanese people usually dislike Black people.
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Now that can't be true. Japanese people have always been so awesome with me that, at one point, I thought we should all try to be Japanese.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:25pm.

Nice to know that you hate Americans so much. Please don't come crying to us for help when radical Islam takes over jolly ol' England. It seems to me that should be very soon.

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Japanese people usually dislike Black people.

It's nice to see Jacky Chan making a stand against his people's intolerance...

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

Whatever's picture

Will Smith's ego is the size of the universe. Sadly he is raising his kid to be the same way. IMO both of these people can't act their way out of a tin can.

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will and jada - black love IS beautiful! hopefully lil' jaden will develope his daddy's charisma and charm at some point soon: yesterday woulda been good.

my fro is even bigger and wilder. it's glorious and so is jaden's.
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I'm glad to see Miss Angela Davis is looking so good and is out traveling the world.

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They are morons because he has done nothing that is worthy of support or praise.

The kind of people who support Obama are the same shallow thinking idiots who rub their nipples over Clinton's employment figures.

Everything that has been supposedly achieved - or is on course to manifest - is smoke and mirrors.

His one great promise, Health Care, was neutered at the starting line. He is simply too weak to effect any lasting change that is worth a damn.

Although, he had a catchy slogan and the backing of ScarJo so I guess that it must be A-OK. Also, Americans have fooled themselves into thinking that he is in some way a progressive thinker, and so they too can be called progressive by association.

Either that, or Americans are too poorly read to know what progressive thought really is. Hmm, that's more likely.

America is an embarrassment. It is controlled by a selfish, corporate elite who hoard resources and use the poor as the stilts on which they build their empire. This is the source America's ills, and everybody is feeling the effect.

So far nothing is being done to address this, even though it should be the first priority of any liberally minded individual.

Again, poverty isn't a hot topic though and it doesn't gain votes - poor people look ugly on campaign posters after all.

Until he does something in this regard then he can join the Clintons and their ugly daughters in a long line of Democrats who are functionally impotent and politically uninspired.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

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Damn, I feel sorry for him. This is parental humiliation at its finest!!!!

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:12pm.

Obama supporters are morons. I don't know what kind of cars they drive, but I do know that they are dumb as hell.

Why do you think that?

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 3:12pm.

Obama supporters are morons. I don't know what kind of cars they drive, but I do know that they are dumb as hell.
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Obama supporters are morons. I don't know what kind of cars they drive, but I do know that they are dumb as hell.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

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In the last thumb, he looks like a retarded version of Astro Boy.

I release that I'm hardly a paragon of morality, but even I am shocked by how much this little guy pisses me off. Will can sit on my face whenever he likes, but his child rearing needs some work.

Hopefully this little asshole's film flops hard so we don't need to see him doing the press circuit again.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

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Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 2:54pm.

But isn't that the case for all hair? No split ends, non-dried out=good? I also think the non-black parents resulting in poorly groomed hair is a gross generalization.
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I don't even wanna know what all this is about but i do wanna say it works the same for "black" My half- North African hair is really different from South African hair (but often similar to West African, I've notices) which is really different from Jamaican hair, which depending on the mix can be really different from Trini hair.

And even WITHIN each culture it changes. Afros are different all over.

And lemme just add: THIS kid's hair - is a mess!

♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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Aw Johnny C Frank, the only Irony is you commenting at a gossip site run by a ghey liberal.
Your obvious expertise should really channeled to sites much more your speed and high intelligence.

I should introduce to Greg W Howard at Twatter, you would totally go ghey for him.
He stated that since Republicans are way more intelligent and serial killers are super intelligent as well, that most all serial killers are Republican.

See? Just call me E-Harmony!

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@ borg queen, okay now that I've read through all the comments I see where the confusion came in. In your first comment you wrote about unruly afros. In the second you wrote about how your parents took care of your hair and put it into braids. The statement came off as: 1) afros are unkempt, especially when the parents aren't Black 2) conditioned hair is put into braids. But it seems that you didn't mean to say that only braided hair is unkempt, you think afros are fine so long as they don't have split ends.

But isn't that the case for all hair? No split ends, non-dried out=good? I also think the non-black parents resulting in poorly groomed hair is a gross generalization.

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Jonathan C Frank keeps his fro trimmed
Unforch, his pube situation is a disaster!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 2:41pm.

Sure, wave the freedom of speech around.
That's what Ignorant tards do when inciting and endorsing ignorance and hate speech.

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Thank you, tard, for proving my point. Your hate is okay...everyone else's is wrong.

Idiots who don't have a sense of IRONY- classic! LOL