MAN DOWN CODE 10: Frankie Lons Will Be On Celebrity Rehab
Vh1 has announced the cast for Dr. Drew's Hour of Crackheaded Foolery and it looks like season four will be filled with zero celebrities and zero rehab, but a whole lot of potent fuckery to the tenth degree! And you can trust me when I say that most of the fuckery will be flowing out of the lemur goblin known as Frankie Lons.
Everything you need to know about Frankie can be found here. Dr. Drew better tighten his tie, because Frankie will be swinging around that shit like it was a stripper pole by episode two! I also can't wait for the episode when Dr. Drew finds out what happens when you feed Frankie after dark.
Even though Celebrity Rehab can shoot an entire season with just Frankie, she will have some company. Sadly, the Empress of Lucite is not in the cast, but this is for the best. Shauna really doesn't want to break the hearts of a bunch of crackheads when they fall in love with her at first sight, which they will. Shauna cares too much to put someone through that.
Frankie's supporting cast will include: Janice Dickinson, Jason "They Forced Me To Smoke Crack" London, Gummi Bear, Jason Wahler from Laguna Beach, Leif Garrett and Tiger Woods' #1 mistress whore Rachel Uchitel.
Yes, Janice and Frankie in the same house together. This is probably not going to end well. A few weeks into shooting, the police will receive a 911 call from the clinic. The cops will arrive at the clinic and find it completely empty except for a camcorder on the floor. When they push play on the camcorder, they'll see Dr. Drew facing a corner with his back to them. Then they will hear Janice and Frankie cackling together before the tape goes to black. Blair Witch doesn't have shit on Frankie or Janice.
(Frankie's beautiful portrait via FreddYo)
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is it wrong that i find jason hot?
Who IS this bitch with the grillz?
Oh YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS this will be good.
I love, love, love Celebrity Rehab! When Survivor is on while a new season of CR is aired, I am in TV heaven on Thursday night. This collection of drug, alcohol and attention addicts looks interesting. I suspect though, that Janice's treatment won't take and/or she will not complete the 21 days. She is like a geriatric Kari Ann Peniche. Kari Ann was the only resident, in all of the seasons, that I wanted to slowly and painfully murder. I am not a hateful person in general but Peniche is a vile person and every time she would leave, I would pray that no one tries to get her back into the unit. Like a herpes sore, she kept coming back.
My favorite all time CR resident was Heidi Fleiss. She seemed to me to be extraordinarily intelligent but decades of substance abuse dulled her mind to a degree. No doubt there is a smart woman in there somewhere. There was something about Heidi's personality that I really liked. She was genuine whether she was being nice or an ass, you always got the real her. Her theory that every woman is a prostitute was brilliant!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Never saw this show but I'm totally watching this fuckfest. What an impressive allstar line-up!!!
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I for one am very excited to see Carol Channing take over Robert Downey Jr.'s role in Tropic Thunder 2!
To call Keisha a celebrity is a stretch but I am not sure why a tired old crack whore is on celebrity rehab. She's just gonna rob everyone there and hit the streets again. The same thing she did to her kid.
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
Demons walk the earth
Ambien sex? Yes I think my girlfriend does that without drugs!
Manny: Ambien Sex
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 9:56am.
from TMZ:
I'm thinking that she's a major alky! Bars, booze and anyone she can have sex with seems to be her thing.
Uchitel will never quit be a married man's whore. Dr Drew can't help her with that.
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And all my armor falling down, in a pile at my feet
And my winter bringing way to warm, as I'm singing him to sleep
- Fiona Apple
from TMZ:
Sources connected to the production tell us Uchitel had originally turned down the show -- but after producers DOUBLED their offer and Dr. Drew personally paid Uchitel a visit, Rachel changed her mind.
So far, it's unclear what addiction Uchitel is hoping to kick -- but sources connected to the production tell us it's definitely not sex addiction ... though Uchitel has expressed her problems with dating married men.
We're told it's unclear if this will affect Uchitel's offer to join Donald Trump on "Celebrity Apprentice."
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Janice is a fat hater extreme, so I can't waaaait to hear the horrible things she'll say to Gum Gum.
I had no clue this is the woman who birthed the sexy Keshia Cole. I was thinking this was one of the contestants of RuPaul's Drag Race. Bitch is beat!
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
Jesus, I thought that was a man in bad drag before I read the rest of MK's poetry.
Jason W. - I would hit. He's giving off yummy Colin Farrell-y vibes.
What is Uchitel seeking help for? Her addiction to plastic surgery or sucking dick?
I am not even going to touch on Frankie. I feel so bad for Keyshia Cole.
Submitted by Supreme Soviet: "...I tried to get the DMV to give me the license plate "QUTTHSBH" ( Quit this bitch) and they wouldn't do it.
Bunch of PRKS."
Oh my god, that made me laugh so hard.
SarahR, you did, too.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 10:03pm.
So, Uchitel was supposed to do Playboy AND the Apprentice AND Celeb Rehab!? Do so many people really care to see her?
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Nope, people have such poor standards these days. Back in the day people like this would have to run and hide outta shame. Now, they are glorified. It's so irritating...
I know I sound old fashioned but I don't care. *unwraps Werther's Originals and starts sucking*
Why, why, why did they have to add Frankie to this foolery? Thanks alot Frankie, for making all black people look bad all the time.
Happy Dawn yo!
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Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
i.. i... well... uummm.. yeah... i don't even know what i'm looking at in that main pic!
it(she?) frightens me!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Nice grill.
Did NOT need to see that pic right before bed; thanks for the impending nightmares, MK.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by JcMaya on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 9:43pm.
Good night everybody, ... remember, just a couple of days until...Lesbojail: the lindsay lohan edition
I can't wait...she'll be narcis-scissoring herself to oblivion in Lesbojail.
My boyfriend was horrified, said I was making people think I was a slut, haha!
I told the DMV it stood for MISO soup, NY style...they fell for it.
Nalgas would have been cool though.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Well, they wouldn't let me have NALGAS either, bunch of humps.
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It is possible blondes also prefer gentlemen. -Mamie Van Doren
Supreme, I got a MISORNY license plate a few years ago!
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 9:00pm.
Does anyone refer to a fellow dlister's comment, saying, "Just today, someone was saying XXX"? Like you were talking to a friend or colleague, but it was just some slut mouthing off here?
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No, but I tried to get the DMV to give me the license plate "QUTTHSBH" ( Quit this bitch) and they wouldn't do it.
Bunch of PRKS.
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It is possible blondes also prefer gentlemen. -Mamie Van Doren
she looks possesed
That banner pic is the most sickening, god awful pic I've seen in a long time.
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
*up late due to blowup w/ bf* Hey, fellow insomniacs.
Want to wander into CRehab cause life is that upsidedown now. Notwithstanding my own concerns, this show is being programmed in TIVO as we type.
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"Fuck an ugly man! Fuck the jacuzzi why don't YOU!! *HEAVES HEAVES SIGHS GROANS* YOU took MYY SOUUULLL!!" - Mel "I need a woman" Gibson, 7/13
if rachel was using ....doesn't that mean.....ted haggard was too??
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I don't know why my crazy ass is adding this...but it's a "psychcadelic furs" video...throws w;ne coolers and anything else at thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P09gm_I5RI&feature=related
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Is that Gollum in a wig?
What is tiger wood's whore doing there? Getting cured for being a golddigger? Or is good old dr drew paying her?
I wish all of them well...some people really need help. They all seem like decent and good people who maybe just went astray...hey, it can happen to anyone.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 9:45pm.
I wish Dr Drew would take his addled deadbeats and fuck off. I do not want to see some drunk cunt vomiting up his false teeth when I'm watching reruns of Bewitched.
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Submitted by get serious on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 10:13pm.
I wonder if the rehab people will force rachel ughimasluttywhore to take off those stupid fucking sunglasses...
Flap spreadaholic AND aviatoraholic abuse.
I wonder if the rehab people will force rachel ughimasluttywhore to take off those stupid fucking sunglasses...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 9:00pm.
Does anyone refer to a fellow dlister's comment, saying, "Just today, someone was saying XXX"? Like you were talking to a friend or colleague, but it was just some slut mouthing off here?
LOL! I was telling someone about Cody the BP gas station dog two days ago, and I literally said, "And Charles Manson said he hadn't seen him since they closed the station....."
The girl was like WTF "Charles Manson?".
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I do it all of the time, I'll tell my son, "Oh one of my "friends" said so and so." He'll say, "Oh who?". And I'm "Uh, oh on dlisted"...
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Submitted by OXA on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 10:00pm.
What is Uchtel in for?
---Flap Spreadaholism.
So, Uchitel was supposed to do Playboy AND the Apprentice AND Celeb Rehab!? Do so many people really care to see her?
What is Uchtel in for?
Can't sleep...Frankie Lons aka Sanjaya Malakar with an aluminum foil grill will eat me....
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"Gallina vecchia fa bon brodo" ("The old hen makes the best soup")
- chef Lidia Bastianich
wow...dont they all look like a bunch of classy bitches
winners
I wish Dr Drew would take his addled deadbeats and fuck off. I do not want to see some drunk cunt vomiting up his false teeth when I'm watching reruns of Bewitched.
Good night everybody, ... remember, just a couple of days until...Lesbojail: the lindsay lohan edition
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