Move Over, Jersey Shore!
You might want to swallow a Pepcid before watching this mess, or it might leave you with a serious Asian glow. This is the cast reel for K-Town, the Asian-American version of Jersey Shore, that is currently making the rounds to the networks. The pilot, which was produced by Tyrese, was shot in and around Los Angeles' Koreatown last weekend.
This pretty much looks like Jersey Shore with kimchi instead of orange skin. There's an Asian version of Snooks, JWoww, The Situation and Pauly D. Although, K-Town is showing Jersey Shore up, because their Situation is a soft core porn star who can break a grenade in two with his abs.
Here you were thinking that all Asians spend their nights doing math problems for fun and only leave the house to drive their Honda Accord to the 99 Ranch Market to buy bubble tea. Nope, Asians get fucked up and embarrass themselves just like everybody else (Guilty!!).
via TMZ


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Submitted by mbar on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 12:44am.
And yes, Asians DO travel in packs:
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Yeah - and really only Asians do that, so it's notable. Especially since that's only 4 billion people from 46 countries.
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I wish it was mandatory for all americans to travel overseas so they wouldn't have such a f*cked up view on other cultures
They should make a show with the Jewish/Israeli youth of Long Island... hot mess.
Looks highly UN-interesting.
I used to live in the infamous K town in 1987, back then it was gghheettoo and still is. Not all Korean more like Mexican and Korean....and as far as representing Koreans, give me a freaking break....all Korean's I have ever met out here (that is Los Angeles) are stuck the fuck up....the women think there shit doesn't stink...and the men all look the same, these just work out alot and get drunk. act stupid same as every other minority and majority of people in the world...
Pfft, if they really want an entertaining show to break down those stereotypes about Asians (and not in a good way), just go to Atlanta.
I used to hang out with a lot of the Asian kids (mainly Korean, but a few Laotion, Chinese, & Cambodian).
It's not that preppy we're rich kind of place. Well some of them were, but the majority were straight up ghetto.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 9:55pm.
thanks all, I'm going to have to try these b-tea places in the District y'all recommended! I have had bad experiences so far with b-tea joints in Alexandria and Annandale so I was all ready to throw in the towel :( imo, the best is coconut milk with black tapioca (not jelly) with just a little hint of sugar. yum!!
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Take your butt to Le Matin de Paris in Annandale. They have great desserts and Bubble tea.
Bring on the hot AZNs. The Jersey Shore crew have worn out their welcome.
I just can't. Why do these assholes feel the need to prove their douchiness?
Can't we have a show with reality shitheads of all ethnicities mixing it up? In the interest of world peace and all that.
At least maybe this will take the attention off of Snooki & Co. I was at a wedding recently (at the Jersey Shore), and when the DJ started yelling "GTL! Everybody gimme a Jersey Fist Pump!", the only ones who actually did it were the relatives from California.
Submitted by mbar on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 12:44am.
And yes, Asians DO travel in packs:
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Yeah - and really only Asians do that, so it's notable. Especially since that's only 4 billion people from 46 countries.
♥ Threadkilla!
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you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 1:36am.
I think this would work waaaay better with PERSIANS.
Young Persians' social life SCREAMS with douchetastic cliches.
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I partied with Persians once! HWAT!
It IS douchey but SO FUCKING FUN! OMG!
And these guys were super cool - they totally looked out for each other (and me!)
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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Who's the hot piece in that black leather jacket greeting this Joey? If he's in then I'm in.
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"Here you were thinking that all Asians spend their nights doing math problems for fun and only leave the house to drive their Honda Accord to the 99 Ranch Market to buy bubble tea. Nope, Asians get fucked up and embarrass themselves just like everybody else (Guilty!!)".
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Nope, never thought that. Not everyone buy into stereotypes. Some of us do have a diverse group of friends!.
"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
I think this would work waaaay better with PERSIANS.
Young Persians' social life SCREAMS with douchetastic cliches.
Plus you'd get the Beverly Hills backdrop.
Jennifer: I'd smash.
japanese guys are really hot and ok as for the small "issue" hmm they seriously have this awesome finger technique is like a bunny dildo but way better , yup he was hot .
i love kimchi , really nice and koreans can hold their alcohol like no others i lived with two "innocent" looking girls in rome and it was the best , polite , good food , huge alcohol intake , plus they have the best director ever Chan Wook Park , what is not to love .
Submitted by HoityToity on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by mbar on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 8:12pm.
So many asians. Plus they travel in packs.
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Of course they travel in packs when they show up to fuck your mama. Tell her to quit giving out those group rates. And at a quarter a fuck, she is a bargain as a cum dump. And it is not because of the supposed size of their dicks. Because your mama's pussy is so stretched out that on slow days she rents it out as a parking garage.
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You are mentally retarded. How did I know someone would attack me on here? Oh yeah, because its Dlisted. Some jackass loser always feels the need to disagree with/attack someone. And I never said Asians have small dicks. YOU did. And yes, Asians DO travel in packs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnuDc6sFdqk
"Ko-re-a..Ah-ah...ONE ON ONE? FUCK NO! IT"S THREE ON ONE!..."
I wonder if the cameras will be allowed into any "booking" clubs. I don't think many non-Koreans know about those. Enough of this "reality" bullshit already.
Ok, here in NYC we have real Koreans, yes hello, the ones who own the fruit stands! I dont see a damn fruit stand anywhere in this video , do you?
Where is that guy from Goodfellas to chime in here and yell at this biotch GET YA FU***ng fruit box!
LOl all this talk about bubble tea is making me crave one! Imma head out to grab onw while true blood loads.
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Bitch please!
Submitted by vidz on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 10:33pm.
I'm Singaporean and we have bubble tea EVERYWHERE! It's like freaking starbucks here. My fave is crushed plum with big bubbles or chocolate frapp with small bubbles.
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LOL! I'm Canadian and Bubble Tea is like Starbucks HERE! Haha! (I live in Chinatown;p)
PS> right back atcha babay!
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you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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Bitch please!
K, but that's the media's fault. Even MK is up there saying Asian-American when they should just go straight to Korean. It's not like they called the Jersey Shore kids European-American And it's not like they're making us guess LOL!
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The Asians of late have been unfairly picked on...I for one hope that the show will be a complete success.
Sonah
Yeah I've been confused about what "Asian" means for the past few years since people fucked up the meaning. I've just come to accept it means you know, China, Korea, blahdy blah, or anyone who looks like the colloquial definition. I now say South Asian or just Indian, which in the South/Southwest is also confusing to people, so pff-I can't win with this
one.
Don't give in! Don't let them win! THis whole "asians = oriental" really annoys me,
@whiskey tango
I'm Singaporean and we have bubble tea EVERYWHERE! It's like freaking starbucks here. My fave is crushed plum with big bubbles or chocolate frapp with small bubbles.
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Bitch please!
HoityToity:
I Heart you big time.
And JcMaya...Asians=asexual? BWAHAHAHHA...dumbass.
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"But I don't speak liarmouthcuntanese. So who the fuck knows."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
SONAH
Are you pissed as I am about EVERYONE calling Ktown an ASIAN version of Jersey Shore. What the fuck is ASIAN? Do you see an Indian, Malay or Philippina there? Anyway, the producers would have done well to put the entire spectrum of asians on the cast to draw in more viwers.
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Yeah I've been confused about what "Asian" means for the past few years since people fucked up the meaning. I've just come to accept it means you know, China, Korea, blahdy blah, or anyone who looks like the colloquial definition. I now say South Asian or just Indian, which in the South/Southwest is also confusing to people, so pff-I can't win with this one.
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"But I don't speak liarmouthcuntanese. So who the fuck knows."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:20pm.
That one Asian girl was driving her car with no hands on the steering wheel. That can't be good.
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...um...she's Asian...they're not known for their driving skills ;p
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thanks all, I'm going to have to try these b-tea places in the District y'all recommended! I have had bad experiences so far with b-tea joints in Alexandria and Annandale so I was all ready to throw in the towel :( imo, the best is coconut milk with black tapioca (not jelly) with just a little hint of sugar. yum!!
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Yuck. The ugly stick these fuckin trolls got beat with must have been made of bamboo! These kids are so beat they make that gelfling Snooki and The Situation look good.
That being said, I would still totally watch these losers shame their families on television.
SONAH
Are you pissed as I am about EVERYONE calling Ktown an ASIAN version of Jersey Shore. What the fuck is ASIAN? Do you see an Indian, Malay or Philippina there? Anyway, the producers would have done well to put the entire spectrum of asians on the cast to draw in more viwers.
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Bitch please!
Submitted by TequilaTax on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 3:30pm
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Also, you should check out DC's Chinatown right next to the Smithsonian; I'm sure you'll find quite a few good places there ;)
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Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:29pm.
If I wanted to see an Asian version of Jersey Shore I would just watch Jersey Shore while squinting my eyes.
ahaaa Poopele this is hysterical!
I'm already hooked...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:20pm
I'm sure the parents of the 50's were saying that about the kids of the 60's. :-)
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 3:59pm
I like it and I'm not Korean. It's best when used to flavor the noodle packs that you see in the stores.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 3:30pm
Did you ever try the bubble tea @ Teaisum near the Navy memorial?
There is a crepe shop in Georgetown that sells bubble tea.
RenTen tea (on Columbia Pike) is suppose to sell good bubble tea
And there is a tea restaraunt near the adult shop in Georgetown that sells bubble tea.
Have you checked out any of those places?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by mbar on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 8:12pm.
So many asians. Plus they travel in packs.
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Of course they travel in packs when they show up to fuck your mama. Tell her to quit giving out those group rates. And at a quarter a fuck, she is a bargain as a cum dump. And it is not because of the supposed size of their dicks. Because your mama's pussy is so stretched out that on slow days she rents it out as a parking garage.
***I am not an Asian but I fucking hate bigotry***
But how did they only fit like 6 people on this show? I mean, how would you choose? So many asians. Plus they travel in packs.
Submitted by JcMaya on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 7:04pm.
So this PETEr fever is a porn star, and by my surprise, I realize that a I haven't seen an Asian boy naked, until now, is kinda weirdddddd, I'm not being racist, is just that I thought they were asexual.
And by the record I wouldn't hit, though
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Yep this is pretty racist, and honestly...asian men are horny...a lot lmao
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Me and my homies shoppin' up a nice show comin' atcha from the ATL zoo called T-Town....
Yeah, I'm talkin' bout my and the whole TIGER CREW showin' 'em HOW IT'S DONE in HOTLANTA! *que ghetto as hell club music*.... *lighting Bob Marley sized cat nip fattie*....A'ight, my DListed ho's that's what I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT...*dancin' tiger...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I caved in and watched the video. Young is a cutie. Joey's body and face looks a heck of a lot better than the Situation.
N.Y...Jersey...Philly
Submitted by JcMaya on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 7:04pm.
I'm not being racist, is just that I thought they were asexual.
And by the record I wouldn't hit, though
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You thought they were asexual? What the hell does that mean? What ARE they in your dimwitted mind? Just some lumps walking around? Hate it when idiots like you start with, "I don't meant to be racist, but...". Listen, you dilliusional biatch, you are nothing BUT that!
Oh yeah, I hope this not just a joke, because this will be the mess to watch!